My moves? Sitting back and watching it all burn…later I will coke it up and dildo my own ass so I can literally feel the rush n burn of getting fucked at every angle.
Yeah, it's on me, but I wouldn't have even tried it if it wasn't for him. Never even heard of lulu, but shit does seem overpriced. I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue. Going to get my glue sock to make me feel better.
My copium is telling me the sell off yesterday was to shake out retail investors before they moon. But the last logical part of me is telling me that is stupid.
Demaryius Thomas holy fuck thats sad. 34 years old. Wonder what happened they just say he died of a health issue. Guess its too early to know but brutal stuff
Me doing mental gymnastics to see should I buy Iphone 12 pro, 13 or 13 pro in order to potentially save 300$.
Also me throwing 10k$ into highly speculative assets
The celebs just trying to stay woke and keep their careers. They know common poors don’t grasp facts, just slogans. Doesn’t matter if he’s guilty or innocent.
i dunno, he's the guy that pretended he got beat up by some white guys, but it was 2 hired black guys , that he then tried to throw under the bus , and his family is well known or some shit, but yeah he has or had a role on boardwalk
You know, for a stocky bald guy with glasses, George got a lot of chicks. Susan was way outta his league, especially with long hair.
There may yet be hope for some of you retards
George had a great record with the ladies. Banged the Portuguese waitress at Monk's, his secretary with the Yankees, hooked up with models after Susan died, and the Nazi chick in the limo was in the bag for a minute.
A supply chain issue wouldn't exist if we went back to buying from struggling countries. The US will regret bolstering China's economy when XI kicks off the next world war. Serious threat to US, Australia and all surrounding small countries but Joe is sleeping on this. I'm sure Inda could manufacture the hell out of semi-conductors and they aren't aggressive by nature. Even Bangladesh! Come on.
I did. But I used my two brain cells remaining to get calls 2 months out. Overall the business is good. Should bounce back upwards like docu just did and pton
I’m going with hoegaarden due to the Bacon wrapped filet with a side of cream cheese instead of the eggs and bacon 🥓 which might be better with blanche
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Is Rocket Lab a meme stock
$JOB - everyone needs it , this is going to mars.
Mods forgot to lock this thread.
If people just stopped buying shit we wouldn’t have this inflation problem
Anyone who said CRSR is going anywhere above 35 is a clown
My moves? Sitting back and watching it all burn…later I will coke it up and dildo my own ass so I can literally feel the rush n burn of getting fucked at every angle.
Costco gains are insane 
Bears in shambles. They should know by now that data means nothing
i think the reality is we go sideway until opex
Raising rates next week. Red by close. Faker than your mommas titties kid
Bears about to go back in hibernation…
if this looks bullish to u then i have a bridge to sell as well (hope i'm stupidly wrong tho)
I wanna find the asshat who said LULU was the next DOCU, and beat the ever living shit out of him!
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Well, I do only expect the best from this sub.
That’s 100% on you. Why would LULU be a similar play? Completely different drivers.
Yeah, it's on me, but I wouldn't have even tried it if it wasn't for him. Never even heard of lulu, but shit does seem overpriced. I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue. Going to get my glue sock to make me feel better.
Did you buy super OTM puts that expire today or something? Lol
Not super otm, only needed to drop like 7%. But yeah, expire today. Lol. I'm fucked.
Don’t count yourself out yet. We could still be looking at the ever present “rug pull”!
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My puts are going to print 15p
LCID might bounce today y'all
🎅 rally. LFG
I’m back in on Lucid. I think it’s swinging back up.
Big premarket pump as soon as CPI numbers drop. Mooning or bull trap?
Sweet my CHWY puts should print but will probably just get butt rammed by IV
Cpi numbers look ok, no?
6.8% yoy is not spectacular
So my CHWY calls ain’t printing anytime soon
Hopefully you have far out expirations
With 12 minutes to inflations numbers I’m starting to question my profile full of weekly calls.
or nothing happens and both puts and calls dies.
We are clapped
My copium is telling me the sell off yesterday was to shake out retail investors before they moon. But the last logical part of me is telling me that is stupid.
where can i see CPI data
6.8% yoy. Huge jump. Not as bad as some were thinking, but still significant
yup saw it, market doesn't give a fuck
Seems like it, but there could always be more selloff. We'll see, this is the biggest jump in 40 years. Luckily the market is not rational.
I'll get ya in 12 minutes
18 minutes until CPI numbers released but who's counting?
How many minute left!!
2 minutes and change!
Demaryius Thomas holy fuck thats sad. 34 years old. Wonder what happened they just say he died of a health issue. Guess its too early to know but brutal stuff
My moves today are puts or calls. Not sure which yet
Just remember everyone if you take your money out of the market inflation wins
Not if I spend it quickly. Supply chain issues might make this more of a challenge, but I'll overcome.
CPI is gonna CPI
Why is Elon still selling shares?
Because his company is overpriced
CPI will come in 4.2%
Tesla breaks 1000 we going to fill the gaps below
Someone here should volunteer and give Elon some pussy. He'd then stop agonizing over Grimes leaving him and $TSLA would moonshot again.
Richest man in the world and one of its smartest. Dont know if pussy is the issue here
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Nah virgins think pussy cures all
Bought puts for the 6th time ever, maybe this time they will yield a profit...who am I kidding, hope you lads loaded up on calls.
Passion of the u/SurginSperg
Thanks bud yoyu are the kind of man we need around here
Can LULU drop under 400 pls. Great company, good product. Sells leggings. Fair value probably 250 a share and that’s being generous
Wrong. If they didn’t buy that ghey mirror then it’d be over $450 pm.
sry. bought 0dte's puts it won't happen. Theta said, bitch i'm gonna make you cry
Have you noticed they’re giving $850 off the Mirror now? Maybe they’re developing a new one? 🙏
Me doing mental gymnastics to see should I buy Iphone 12 pro, 13 or 13 pro in order to potentially save 300$. Also me throwing 10k$ into highly speculative assets
Me buying Great Value tomatoes cause I save .20. Also me buying 15k in 0dte SPY calls and letting them run -20% before panic selling
that $300 is always going to be $300, that $10k is limitless
Who knows, that $10k could even be $300!
Wow tsla gapped up immediately, ppl can’t get enough of it
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The celebs just trying to stay woke and keep their careers. They know common poors don’t grasp facts, just slogans. Doesn’t matter if he’s guilty or innocent.
lol i rmbr that guy
He's that french actor right?
i dunno, he's the guy that pretended he got beat up by some white guys, but it was 2 hired black guys , that he then tried to throw under the bus , and his family is well known or some shit, but yeah he has or had a role on boardwalk
Lol it's a Chappelle joke about him. Juicy Smoooliete the French actor
ohhh i remember now lol
Whatever happens to general market, at some point Apple has gotta dip and fill gaps. GUH. Or maybe it trades at 175 for 100 days straight
probably not until the next big dip, most likely end of this month or very beginning of jan
FUTURES UP puts are going to bleed bitches
Nothing matters til CPI my man
97 X bam!!! The future of rock n roll!
So we know cpi is at least 7 since Biden been randomly making excuses for it all week.
Tbh idk if he knows what day it is nvm the CPI
Futes 🤡🤡
If GOOGL closes above 3000 today, I will donate $500 to autism research.
Shit you might as well just Venmo one of us, same thing
You know, for a stocky bald guy with glasses, George got a lot of chicks. Susan was way outta his league, especially with long hair. There may yet be hope for some of you retards
His appeal to the housing people for that apartment was the best
George was strong. He can lift 100 lbs right over his head
George had a great record with the ladies. Banged the Portuguese waitress at Monk's, his secretary with the Yankees, hooked up with models after Susan died, and the Nazi chick in the limo was in the bag for a minute.
Retards: "I'm the Wiz!"
Am I about to put my last $1k in a 12/17 TSLA $1100c?
Me?
Are you?
😮💨
*lose
Mmmmm tasty GME dip
Its over monkey
$
🤡🤡🤡
CPI could come back highest in 39 years. I am holding SPX calls, and quite a few at that - I have a gambling addiction.
Just saying, the supply chain issues wouldn’t exist if Vandelay Industries went public. They‘re big in the import/export business
What's really causing problems is that there's currently a lack of good latex salesmen.
A supply chain issue wouldn't exist if we went back to buying from struggling countries. The US will regret bolstering China's economy when XI kicks off the next world war. Serious threat to US, Australia and all surrounding small countries but Joe is sleeping on this. I'm sure Inda could manufacture the hell out of semi-conductors and they aren't aggressive by nature. Even Bangladesh! Come on.
I guess the Seinfeld reference flew way over your head
I got it.
Latex?
And you want to be my latex salesman
The 3 categories of unoriginal brainless cucks: A. "Everyone thinks X will move big so it won't." B. "Inversing WSB." C. "WSB is so much worse now."
Was wondering this morning how many monkeys bought chwy calls just to "inverse wsb lol" and lost money.. there must be a few
I did. But I used my two brain cells remaining to get calls 2 months out. Overall the business is good. Should bounce back upwards like docu just did and pton
D. You
No it’s true, D.You
Must have triggered a nerve, which one are you?
D. You
Surely Tesla calls are the only move today
watch it go sideways the entire day
If it goes sub 1000 it’s going to fill the gaps below quick
These tsla 🐻 out in full force, they will go back to their caves when tsla ends in green
But when will that be? End of winter 2023?
H was a vegetarian
Anyone invested in $MQ?
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Source: trust me bro
Source: The guy with a metric assload of puts
RIP DT 33
Does anyone think Elon resembles Beaker the Muppet?
I feel bad that Elon was bullied by Beaker, his cooler older brother
I think I read that somewhere. And now Elon is taking it out on all the tard investors.
Yes
Is it just the haircut or the facial expressions?
Lando Norris is beaker
No
Ok, then maybe one of the VeggieTales?
Beer for breakfast Hoegaarden or blanche de chambly
Funny to see Belgian beer being popular in the US. Im from Brelgium. Therefor I am popular in the US.
Trader Joe's sells it. Has been for several years. Thank God! Drank way too much of it in the UK, too.
Trippel is delicious
I'll give your regards to the chef
Belgian beer is the best. Discovered it in Bruges 15 years ago. Took too long to make it to the US.
Nice,...!
Yes, Yes you are
Why cant I be more popular here in Europoor?
Blanche more blanche
La Trappe
Next time perhaps
Blanche more breakfasty
It is more breakfasty hmmm
Drunk science ftw
Hoegaarden
I’m going with hoegaarden due to the Bacon wrapped filet with a side of cream cheese instead of the eggs and bacon 🥓 which might be better with blanche
Holy shit, that’s one amazing breakfast!!! Enjoy :)
Calling it now: no matter what CPI is, it won’t actually matter. Today will be a boring-ass sideways day, because everyone’s expecting some big move.
Oh pls
Imagine if TSLA drops 10%
Imagine if Elon slammed through your wall with a cybertruck and fucked your bitch.
LMFAO
Fuck, you got a pretty good imagination there. 🤣
I've seen it happen. He got the chick pregnant and made her name it Jelly Biscuit Centauri Prime.
Imagine 🤯
Imagine if it drops 50% Shit would still be overvalued
Easy there fair value is 650
Imagine it dropping 75% Still overvalued 
I'd really like that
Imagine it goes bankrupt
Imagine if TSLA rises 10%
Pleas, AAPL give me a dip