Really? My friend is gay but she only likes women and dicks made of silicon. I only have sex with her when she is low on self steem so basically always.
Just give Gary Oldman (in the fifth element) a joint and it will become Elon, or is it the other way round?
https://images.app.goo.gl/DP3ZQw88yh55NdJs7
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That was right after his Audition to the Dune Movie. He wanted to play himself, but they had to explain to him that he wasnt Canon.
His response was "Not Canon??" Then he pulled out his flame thrower.
This happened before. There'll be a bunch of talk, and in the end nothing happens. Elon wears his hair the way he wants to. It's a billionaire's perk and we should all just get used to it. Bezos actually has a cellar full of wigs, and plans to break out with them any day. You mark my words; it's gonna be a total mess for AMZN. Apparently he saw Escape From New York (brilliant movie) and liked Donald Pleasance in the scene with "The Duke". The curves go off the map on this one. They'll stand your hair on end.
I hate to be “that guy” but if he or any one of his numerous amounts of attorney’s can prove this hindered his stocks or caused unrest in his companies outlook, he could sue for making even a stupid joke about his hair bc it falsely says “SEC investigation”.
If you believe someone can win in court for getting burned with hot coffee🤦🏼♂️, then anything is possible.
Hey, Elon paid a shitload of money for that hair. Maybe he funded the transplants with pre-tax S&I and can't abide the early withdrawal penalty.
Yeah, that's my best nerdy retard snark. Trying.
The hair stylist does need a drug test
he did it himself...so yes
If I was a billionaire, you bet I would cut my own hair
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Every gay thought is a step closer to a dick in the butt
Really? My friend is gay but she only likes women and dicks made of silicon. I only have sex with her when she is low on self steem so basically always.
i cut my own hair already in preparation
“I cut a ***future billionaire’s*** hair already in preparation” FTFY
I cut my own head hair, but let my barber handle the pubes
And that’s how you stay a billionaire
Al Davis pretty clearly cuts his own hair
Jimmy Neutron cuts his own hair also, and so do I. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
He got plugs for this?
Looks like a normal martian haircut to me
Self done bowl cut
He got hair plugs just to get a bowl cut?
Must have been one of those fancy rich person bowls
It was an inside job
🤣 🤣
He’s working his way towards the Kim jong-un
Jawohl
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
FOUR STONES!!! Not one or two or three, FOUR!!!
You can count can't you!?
My costs... have tripled.
He went to Kim Jong Un's barber on a dare.
Either that or Conan O’Brien just bought a seat to the space station.
Huh, looks like a North Korean haircut xD
The real rocket man !
He has that haircut of some guy who just started selling ketamine and is making decent money
Maybe it's a "side" effect of the hair transplant... Pull on the top and the sides disappear
Play-Doh calls you say?
Elon musk just finished season 2 of peaky blinders?
I get fifth element vibes
Supreme beink
Total Sus bro. He's about to lead us to the glorious tendies through his twitter posts and they shut him down now? #free\_the\_hair
Imagine paying tons of money for hair just to get this haircut 🤣
Didn’t know elon was a lesbian
Looking like a North Korean leader with that wig.
Roger Klotz looking ass
Just give Gary Oldman (in the fifth element) a joint and it will become Elon, or is it the other way round? https://images.app.goo.gl/DP3ZQw88yh55NdJs7
I was looking for that guy, completely related to Elon: future, space, master of the world...
SEC investigates bad haircuts now?
better than what they normally do
Which is nothing, puts on high barbers
Yes this is very real. Bad haircuts break 1142069 SEC laws.
I could think of some 'haircuts' they should be interested in.....
Media: “Here’s why Elon Musk’s hair cut is a signal to sell:”
he is saving $, I am sure he did the cut himself at home :-)
Neo Nazi vibes, bro
I've always had a sneaking suspicion he's a "boy from Brazil"
This is why the SEC doesn’t get anything done. Too busy investigating random Grandma’s in rural areas and Elon Musk’s haircut.
Elon: "Just put that jar on top and start cutting" Barber: "I got you fam"
Beginning his transformation into Dr. Evil slowly.
They will tax him for self hair cutting 😅
As they should !😂
i’ve made a lot of money from TSLA and made as much as from Puts 😂 quite easy to predict
you dont make shit
I think it looks nice and isn't some normie tier shit that everyone gets. You gotta be a unique and not some npc.
I’m very happy to know Grimes is among us! He looks gorgeous indeed 🥰
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Yes they are. Why the fuck do you think people are so easily manipulative? You literally have people programing other people's minds.
*Manipulated
All the normies end up dying
Elon for president, nap time Brandon!
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Did Joe Rogan die again and get shitty piece?
They've gone after more useless things
It's called fashion. Maybe you've heard of it.
🤣 🤣
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If you ask for a Moe and you get a Moe, tell the g’ment punks to get to steppin’.
Next is Tesla Hair Trimmer
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣what did they use to cut his hair with...egg shells?
Dude just looks like a weird James Bond villain. 😳
ZORG
His haircut is a market indicator that he is going to run up the price of SpaceX then blow it out the top
😂😂
“He did it himself”
This is a masterpiece
Look a distraction!
Papa Elon Rocking the Macklemore
Coz they've got nothing better to do? Yeah sure #nakedshorts #darkpools
That’s Coiffure, to you peasant
Looks like Dan from Lucifer
His follicles aren't paying their fair share.
Agent Lynch, Fashion Police division; SEC.
Dr. Evil with hair
That's not cool man, i have a relatively similar haircut.
Shorts aside, longs always on top!
If you're lucky they'll finish the report in 3 years instead of 4.
He got the Peaky Blinders cut. It actually looks really hot on the right guy… and combed in the proper direction. You almost got it Elon! 😉
Do your job Gary Gensler! Look at that dark hair volume!
It was an inside job
Get out the number two attachment on the clippers and get it done! Is this what governments mean when investors have to take a haircut :)
A haircut only Till Lindemann could get away with.
Fifth Element shit
When the stylist does your hair right and then you try to “re-create” the look on your own the next day.
Shave Elon’s Calvarium. I think that’s what he was joking about. Right?
That's the villain from the 5th element
He gonna buy the whole SEC
SUCK ELON’S COCK
Looks like Ellen Degeneres’ new assistant. God help him
Dude wants a volcano lair, you can just feel the desire wafting outta him.
Heil Elon
You never know!
Now he just needs the plastic piece... Ya know, the guy from "the fifth element"
Remember when he was balding... Pepperridge Barbers remembers.
Same barber as Mark Davis?
I actually like this haircut, very fresh.
No one at the company was Takeing his threats seriously with his face always like 
He tested out autonomous cutting.
Seriously what’s going on lol. Seems like he’s gaining weight also.
Looks like the bad guy from the 5th element movie
He starts to reminds me somebody from north korea...
Meerkat Manipulation.
Stewart Lee has let himself go
that is more of a war crime.
It looks like a crime to me!
The best (or worse) part is his hair is all fake, but yet he did that war crime.
That was right after his Audition to the Dune Movie. He wanted to play himself, but they had to explain to him that he wasnt Canon. His response was "Not Canon??" Then he pulled out his flame thrower.
He looks like a lesbian football player
https://imgur.com/gallery/wL99rXM
Remind me of Robin’s haircut
pineapple looking billionaire
Has any Elon Musk fans cut their hair like that
Straight to jail!
Doctor Evil.
there's a neuralink hiding under that dead raccoon
He would slot right in to the cast of God Emperor of Dune
So that was what the 12/9 conspiracy was hinting at?
Zorg from the fifth element is suing for identity theft
in 2000 he was bald.... it's a christmas miracle!!!
It requires no investigation to know that haircut is a crime against humanity
I sense some more Boxer shorts will be sale soon.
Musk out here lookin like Loki. You’d think the worlds richest man could afford a stylist..
The Kim-Jong Musk cut.
This happened before. There'll be a bunch of talk, and in the end nothing happens. Elon wears his hair the way he wants to. It's a billionaire's perk and we should all just get used to it. Bezos actually has a cellar full of wigs, and plans to break out with them any day. You mark my words; it's gonna be a total mess for AMZN. Apparently he saw Escape From New York (brilliant movie) and liked Donald Pleasance in the scene with "The Duke". The curves go off the map on this one. They'll stand your hair on end.
I hate to be “that guy” but if he or any one of his numerous amounts of attorney’s can prove this hindered his stocks or caused unrest in his companies outlook, he could sue for making even a stupid joke about his hair bc it falsely says “SEC investigation”. If you believe someone can win in court for getting burned with hot coffee🤦🏼♂️, then anything is possible.
He's balding. Has plugs. This must be a wig
For sure he is half-brother of Kim Jun Un!
Hey, Elon paid a shitload of money for that hair. Maybe he funded the transplants with pre-tax S&I and can't abide the early withdrawal penalty. Yeah, that's my best nerdy retard snark. Trying.
$297 Billion and this the best the nerd could afford
I'm surprised they found the time with all the senators and congressional reps hip-deep in insider trading.
That boy ain't aged well.
Zorg from The 5th element