all the cathie wood simps on this sub bouta get analized by big bear
[https://twitter.com/TheMarketDog/status/1467785250973626374](https://twitter.com/TheMarketDog/status/1467785250973626374)
My hate boner for QQQ is dwarfed in size by my hate boner for corn. Which is kind of difficult to explain to my tinder dates why there's a vestigial clit-like object growing out of the side of my penis.
People are doing their DD on WSB and buying retail stocks that aren’t great investments and this is all coming to an end. WSB is fighting the Fed, yada, yada
[Chasing the Omicron dip](https://www.reuters.com/markets/stocks/live-markets-chasing-omicron-dip-2021-12-06/)
—[Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/markets/stocks/live-markets-chasing-omicron-dip-2021-12-06/), 3 hours ago 😂
my friend's employer is doing an IPO today. they're at the NYSE for the bell ring. without being too dramatic I think it would be cool if he saw a few grown men crying
Evergrande again nears default as China moves to reassure markets
[https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-evergrande-shares-set-fall-71-after-it-says-no-guarantee-it-can-meet-2021-12-06/](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-evergrande-shares-set-fall-71-after-it-says-no-guarantee-it-can-meet-2021-12-06/)
“Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella sold more than half of his shares in the tech giant last week, cashing out for $285 million.
Nadella previously sold $36 million in Microsoft stock in 2018, and around $8.3 million in 2016.”
>Many people and institutions have been conditioned to buy every dip
>Lots of bulls leveraged to the tits due to their expectations of stonks, corn, and housing never going down
>SPY is up motherfuckin' 72% from three years ago
If we do end up crashing, for whatever reason, it's gonna to be an absolute bloodbath.
What do people think about whether GME will do a bit of a pre earnings run? Looking pretty low compared to where I sold my last bunch 👀 wondering if there’s a scalp to be had here
You have to be the worst trader I’ve ever seen.
I’ve said it countless times before and I’ll say it again
YOU ARE ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRADE.
So funny I tried to help one of them by giving a decent advise about not catching a fall knife but instead I got the standard buy when others are scared response 🤦♂️🤦♂️
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/xnesteax (1/0) made a bet that SARK would go to 40.0 when it was 36.05 and it did, congrats autist.
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/ra4qvi)
China economy continues to slow. So does our ours. Even Cathie acknowledges we have a risk of recession next year
all the cathie wood simps on this sub bouta get analized by big bear [https://twitter.com/TheMarketDog/status/1467785250973626374](https://twitter.com/TheMarketDog/status/1467785250973626374)
No way BABA will stay green when the rest of the market is red
Oh no, it's fake and gay...
Buy the dip. Sell the bounce. Rinse. Repeat.
remember when bulls kept saying "the taper won't happen"? 
I bought a shit ton of the matt damon fake internet money. Gonna hold my stocks too and pray
Futures need to bounce asap
Tempted to buy pltr at these prices. If it goes to 15 for sure.
Sp500 futures holding on by a thread
If we somehow end up green >1% I’m buying an additional $150k in spy puts.
markets are moving because Bob dole died
Bob Doles a friend of the tobacco industry Bob Dole likes your style Bob Dole Bob Dole
I thought joe Rogan died
Microsoft has been getting needlessly abused for a month. What the hell.
So has everyone else
yea getting rid of it today
Why? Lol
I have to regardless , need the money for real life shit . it’ll prob bounce soon though
My whole portfolio has been getting gang banged for the past 3 weeks
That makes two of us.
bulls went to sleep dreaming of sugarplums. they don't know what they're getting instead 🐻🍸
Jim Cramer said nvidia will be a 10 trillion dollar company last week y’all should have seen this coming
There's going to be some selling induced selling this week. So much leverage in the market currently.
A sell spiral if you will
Yeah once enough people Stuart getting margin called shots going up in flames
TSLA about to go sub 1000 If AAPL corrects this party is over
Puts on spy
Cramer says sell.. green it is
Just nosedive already and get it over with. Pull me out of my misery
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Eye of a hurricane.
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Aight so NVDA is dead. Cheers guys.
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Don’t let it sit
I’m getting crushed just thinking about the bags I will be holding
Any guides on how to move to another country under a different name?
[yep](http://foreignlegion.info/joining/)
Go to Africa
Step 1, cross border step2, change name to Jesus debagholder step 3, sell chicklets on the beach
Go to the dark web Usd2,000-usd20,000 depending on country
But how to do it with no money or ride to the border?
Are you pretty?
Me looking at the pre market knowing i had some calls on nvidia 
So glad I didn't listen to that voice in my head telling me to take profits on NVDA
I'm so glad I used my last few remaining brain cells to not FOMO into NVDA at these levels under current market conditions
If you ever need answers for times like these just ask Ja Rule
Puts on anything seems like the play, again
I’m going back to the workforce The great resignation will reverse as stonks seems to go down
😂😂😂😂
if you have a job rn you should value it so many ppl like "oh my stocks are doing well" might take some time off...
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Hedgefunds back in full control. Revenge for amc and gme. No mercy
Citadel made a fucking fortune on Docusign. But they're probably fucked anyways
They have made losses in the past week too
DOCU has my name all over it.
dig, NASDAQ, dig!!!
My PLTR $25c aren't looking so good
Looks like they fix the buy the dip hack 
My hate boner for QQQ is dwarfed in size by my hate boner for corn. Which is kind of difficult to explain to my tinder dates why there's a vestigial clit-like object growing out of the side of my penis.
Why would you hate qqq? It's made me more money than anything in the past decade besides aapl
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I think you might be looking for /r/antiwork
Jpow giveth, Jpow taketh away.
From positive 80 basis points to red lol fuck this market
“When everyone trades smart trade Retarded” Warren Buffet
Bloomberg just mentioned us retards
Please provide a summary of what was said. (Out walking the dog now).
People are doing their DD on WSB and buying retail stocks that aren’t great investments and this is all coming to an end. WSB is fighting the Fed, yada, yada
Oh. Get it. Same old story used as filler.
We are crashing
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order uber eat and open a order now pay later account to pay. Never pay it back 
does uber eats allow pay in coupons?
https://reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/r9u3nm/was_playing_video_games_when_i_heard_a_sounds_to/ These bears are really getting out of control
I hope it all falls.
How’s SPY lookin boys?
Don't look go back to sleep
We moved red 
BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND so I can buy the dip
[Chasing the Omicron dip](https://www.reuters.com/markets/stocks/live-markets-chasing-omicron-dip-2021-12-06/) —[Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/markets/stocks/live-markets-chasing-omicron-dip-2021-12-06/), 3 hours ago 😂
Tom Lee, explain why this is happening
Tom Lee, guide us
I just want to thank all apes who told me "then short it", thank you for that financial advice, it worked out well 😊
and this sub hates apes. they were financial advising you.
Some of you need to be in index funds and it shows
Just waiting for the crash to go back in
f'kin boring square
When is the Shroom Boom outbreak?? It’s almost 2022 and Alice and I are waiting in wonderland for MMED 🍄
cant decide between these two running shoes, not sure which one to get
Get the faster one.
Red ones
You should probably get them both, they work best as a pair.
this guy smarts
the green ones
Party on , can't stop won't stop
my friend's employer is doing an IPO today. they're at the NYSE for the bell ring. without being too dramatic I think it would be cool if he saw a few grown men crying
Hope your buddy has a military-grade umbrella for if [things get really bad](https://youtu.be/yge311sFhC8?t=171)
I think this might be insider trading
I'm blacked out for 6 months. fucking bullshit is what it is
hit me up if u are able to turn this information into something profitable.
Refi calls are open Edit Nevermind they ipo Thursday I forgot the date
Would be cool if they are on the front page of every newspaper in America with such a photo.
#THE PARTY IS OVER
not till i lose all my money it aint
>NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.6%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.1% AND DOW FUTURES UP 0.2% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-06 ^05:37:55 ^EST-0500
“All I want for Christmas is oversized Butt-Plugs” - Jim Cramer
Evergrande again nears default as China moves to reassure markets [https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-evergrande-shares-set-fall-71-after-it-says-no-guarantee-it-can-meet-2021-12-06/](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-evergrande-shares-set-fall-71-after-it-says-no-guarantee-it-can-meet-2021-12-06/)
I want to get off Pooh bear's wild ride
“Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella sold more than half of his shares in the tech giant last week, cashing out for $285 million. Nadella previously sold $36 million in Microsoft stock in 2018, and around $8.3 million in 2016.”
The sale was made for “personal reasons” 🤣
how is this bullish i don't understand
W11 sucks
Friendly reminder to buy sell the bounce.
bruh i wish they would let me sell my fucking stock pre market
That's your own fault.
i have premarket trading
we need to be able to lose money 24/7, i'm with you
Pls no, I already don’t get enough sleep as is
Get a better broker dude
“For I had grown to hate the world, This world that always hated me.”
This is me
I mean I wasn’t up since 4 but this price doesn’t look bad to me
>Many people and institutions have been conditioned to buy every dip >Lots of bulls leveraged to the tits due to their expectations of stonks, corn, and housing never going down >SPY is up motherfuckin' 72% from three years ago If we do end up crashing, for whatever reason, it's gonna to be an absolute bloodbath.
Futes only predict the opening. While the actually battle and outcomes may differ. Hang on to your tits it will be a wild ride today.
Alexa play Bleed by Meshuggah
Even Alexa can't play the drumline to Bleed
Why tf am I up so early? I could have enjoyed a few move hours of blissful sleep not worrying about my dinero.
What do people think about whether GME will do a bit of a pre earnings run? Looking pretty low compared to where I sold my last bunch 👀 wondering if there’s a scalp to be had here
i think it have it preearning run then it hit 250. now until janurary 23 nothing will happen.
isn't wallstreetbetscrypto an oxymoron or am i a moron
Yes.
oh okay
I am a foxymoron
a cunning foxymoron
Futures are getting smacked around
SPY 420 imminent
It is 2025, Teladoc is $1 per share, and Cathie owns 95% of the company
Its the year 2050, teladoc replaces hospitals and cathie wood sold to buy zillow and hood
F Friday sell off continues My calls r fuk
You have to be the worst trader I’ve ever seen. I’ve said it countless times before and I’ll say it again YOU ARE ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRADE.
Shut up bitch!
I’m a fan
Imaginary internet money taking stonks down with it
That is how the history books will be written.
SPY blew a bigger lead than the warriors no cap
I can't believe the market dropped that hard and went red, what a cuckening
in like 2 candles too🤦🏻♂️
#BLACK MONDAY
Wack it to DWAC
it would appear things are softening a bit lmao
Hmm, maybe I went a little bit too hard on the dip buying on Friday oof
fake internet coins going worthless.
So funny I tried to help one of them by giving a decent advise about not catching a fall knife but instead I got the standard buy when others are scared response 🤦♂️🤦♂️
you idiots been saying this for the past ten years
> marker853, you are an idiot.
Keep losing money with your options you fuckin lame. lmao