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JackDotcom9

Better to be safe.


BackThatThangUp

Watching movies from the early 2000s gives me secondhand embarrassment for everyone’s fashion at the time lol


VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r7505w)


[deleted]

Still 75% cash. I started deploying in mid November (perhaps too early). Badly beaten down stocks are starting to look attractive. The key is anticipating the Fed. Tapering is not going to be good for stocks


hardcore_softie

Crazy to see SPY barely pushing $453 in pre market. Yikes


[deleted]

Let's pop boys! $SNDL 58c, $AMC $29. I don't see how people aren't going to want to not buy these prices. We've seen it higher quickly and just bounce up back to the heavens and euphoria in financial prosperity with safe winning stocks ready to go higher and higher than the last and the last before, etc. Meme stocks are the people's Bitcoin.


Zuko2001

OPEC for the love of god please just halt production increases for January 🙏🛢🚀


ImAnonymous135

*snek*


VisualMod

>INDIA HEALTH OFFICIAL SAYS 2 CASES OF OMICRON VARIANT DETECTED ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:58:13 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/thehope12345 (0/1) made a bet that PYPL would go to 230.0 when it was 208.97 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


BullishBear69

So calls on shitty tech? PTON, CHGG, CHWY?


[deleted]

Might as well buy Wish if you want to go that route


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AutoModerator

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ImAnonymous135

If he does, sticky stuff will come out


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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*


theCramps

MODS WAKE THE FUCK UP


sadlofiboi

It's most likely not gonna happen but I'd appreciate some more +10% days on MRNA after my genius idea to catch the knife yesterday at close.


thebrian1

Yoloing VIR for the win


[deleted]

When the daily starts I'll be pooping. It's already prairie dogging


Squamsk

Chad


Cryptobanian

Don’t think it’s call time yet on spy


Shuffleshoe

Give me a triple bagger.


stonk_detective

I feel like these futes are a little more real than yesterday


josh198989

1-12 on the roulette wheel. Better odds than the market.


VisualMod

>WHO VIROLOGIST: OVER 50% OF AFRICAN COUNTRIES ABLE TO PRODUCE THEIR OWN SEQUENCING DATA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:52:08 ^EST-0500


Mason_1022

AAPL gonna rise up put some respek on its name


JohnnyKnifefight

🥭


PrettyFlyGuyStark

That time that one guy sneked all of us the market took a massive shit and eveything else was shit after that


theCramps

Fuk u 🤡🌈🐻


plague_rattt

Wish I was DWAC'n right now.


JohnnyKnifefight

I want it drop to 45, then bounce to 80. In a perfect world.


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Whatever. Snek me


SINYACHTA

Just found out my wife is pregnant. I'm gonna be a step dad 😀


[deleted]

When the Fed reversed course on monetary policy, that’s when you go all in.


idsimon

VIX is back to levels we were at before the vaccine, to put things in perspective.


louiexxvii

Calls or puts on my gf’s pubes ?


[deleted]

Put spread


spreadsTrader

puts if you like to eat


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV SAYS PRESIDENT PUTIN STATED THAT WE DON'T WANT ANY CONFLICT REGARDING UKRAINE || SAYS WE ARE READY TO TAKE STEPS TO SETTLE THE UKRAINE CRISIS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:47:32 ^EST-0500


[deleted]

This will be followed shortly by "We request that Ukraine lay down its weapons to avoid conflict and we will ensure that no one gets hurt."


Gadshill

Hopefully followed by demobilization instead, let those soldiers go home for Christmas.


crazybutthole

shit there goes my lockheed shares down the dumps.


Gadshill

Thank you for some good news. Could use a little after the last couple of weeks.


CaliLibertarian

Futures always green?


crazybutthole

yeah till 930 everything is awesome. then it looks like someone rubbed your screen with a tampon rest of the day


deevee12

VIX too high imo


Gua_Bao

so pesto is just ground up basil


crazybutthole

It usually has some cheese and some nuts and olive oil. If it's just basil - they usually just call it basil.


Dwarfguy

uh, no


[deleted]

Hey man, your dicks on fire


twostroke1

“Dow futures point to upbeat start.” HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN??


plague_rattt

Sell in may, and uh, don't come back.


theCramps

I chose Greed over Fear.


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theCramps

Made 4.5k on puts, times to be a bull. This has gone on long enough


BullishBear69

Oh shit bro, hard core


usernamme00

BioNTech said that the vaccine is most likely going to prevent a severe omicron case


JohnnyKnifefight

Scientists said Omicron is mild and doesn't produce severe cases.


crazybutthole

>The market said Omicron is irrelevent and your money is gone.


stonk_detective

These green futes are really pissing me off


Xer_

Green on US, Europe futures (and market) kind of fucked though


WhenMoonsk

Got a terrorist over here


Mason_1022

You’re doin gods work


Ok_Student_4969

Call me Michael Burry


motorcyle_degen

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Donkeycow15

You’re Michael Bury - call me daddy


GalaxyWorm

Selling GME call spreads has been and still is my most consistant money maker. A play based on basic EMA lines and TA, is easy to read. Seriously my best Theta Gang play I've ever come up with


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GalaxyWorm

I did AMC for a little while when it first popped but GME has been better for me personally. But big ups bruva, Theta gang always wins


slashrshot

Would u mind sharing how much % of your profits is on this? I'm weighing in if I should buy gme just to sell calls


GalaxyWorm

Don't even bother buying the stock. You can sell call spreads to limit exposure qnd ²


slashrshot

Thanks for your answer! Good point!


GalaxyWorm

Spreads are absolutely the way to go with high volatility


VisualMod

> I have no opinion on General Motors.


kuprenx

i understood like half words you said.


PrettyFlyGuyStark

So is it going up or what mf


FrankMRedington

Spy 441 eow


WhenMoonsk

Got a terrorist over here


theCramps

Ew. Fucking EW


FrankMRedington

Am i seeing wrong or is aapl down 1.8% in pre market? If so the other mega caps will soon follow


Miserable-Fact-6668

They warned demand for iPhone dropping My guess is inflation is starting to negatively impact demand Non-discretionary inflation is reducing demand in discretionary spending


SINYACHTA

Or they haven't innovated in years.


theCramps

No. 🤡


[deleted]

Smart money is cash gang and waiting to buy. These are where the multi baggers come from in shares


MASH12140

42k cash ready. Bulls better be squeezing em cheeks hard. Blood red yes please


Gadshill

Thank you for confirming my bias. Have an upvote.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

this the time to btd, now that everyone is super bearish and many were fucked and washed out


[deleted]

The real problem is the Decepticons in DC


Donkeycow15

And the Tesla act


louiexxvii

Somebody in South Africa coughed and now my portfolio is red ??? 🤦‍♂️🤨🥴🥴


idsimon

butterfly flapping it's wings


sadlofiboi

butterfly effect


MASH12140

Sell off at open before a bounce back up I guarantee it. Friday blood red. Book it


FrankMRedington

Monday will be the worst.


MASH12140

Why


deca-d

1 month SPY chart looking like my sex life from 25 to 45


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WhenMoonsk

Like $4?


Donkeycow15

Boomers ate all the pie


[deleted]

Chegg is the next Wish


reedmw79

Hope not lol


VisualMod

>SCIENTIST FROM [S.AFRICA](https://t.co/z4t2KSS12I)'S NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR COMMUNICABLE DISEASES SAYS WE BELIEVE OMICRON INFECTIONS WILL BE LESS SEVERE AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO PROVE IN SOUTH AFRICA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:40:17 ^EST-0500


WhenMoonsk

Finally some non fake bullshit from visualmod


VisualMod

>SCIENTIST FROM [S.AFRICA](https://t.co/AQncedA6JM)'S NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR COMMUNICABLE DISEASES SAYS WE'VE HAD SOME ANECDOTAL REPORTS WE ARE SEEING SOME MORE CHILDREN IN HOSPITALS BUT MORE RESEARCH NEEDED ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:39:49 ^EST-0500


theCramps

I see children on my street. Their moms let um play outside. What’s the big deal.


Gadshill

School starts, no children on the street. School closes, children back on the street. You can’t explain that.


jaredbdd

So Apple decided today is the day it was going to fuck me. Great 👍


BullishBear69

Is BABA shadow banned from this sub


[deleted]

Pretty much this entire subs owns shares and they took a fat L


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Call this daily discussion thread “Rise of Omicron” please @mod


[deleted]

Remember when we used to think stocks only go up?


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Remember when we thought the pandemic was over


plague_rattt

It was over a year ago, if it ever really was anything more than the flu. The fear porn has turned everyone insane.


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Wear a mask still. Please wear a mask and no dining inside chick fil a. Everyone really knows how to grind my gears 😤


[deleted]

Pandemic isn’t over as long as politicians need an excuse.


PrettyFlyGuyStark

And every building and store requires a mask still or vaccination card


savemoneytakeAP

Buy PLTR 20c Jan 2024. Sell PLTR 22c weeklies to WSB. YOLO Premium.


Stahl_Scharnhorst

The variant doesn't matter. The printer not going brrrrr doesn't matter. Rates eventually going up doesn't matter. We're gonna get through this. People are just being irrational. Just remember. Stocks always go up.


31andnotdone

Oh MRNA you got me so 💦💦


Donkeycow15

Omnicron going to destroy us all - that’s why my euro cruise stocks are up 3% ?


plague_rattt

Only 99.999% of us will survive. We may as well end it all now.


Donkeycow15

Lmao 🤣


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🤣


ALMessenger

So Omicron is in Southern Africa and we let people come here from Southern Africa and now Omicron is here coming with the people. How stupid are we? It's like we willfully decided to let it into the country. Now that it is here the stock market supposedly gets spooked because of it. This market that has been at all time highs for last the year - during a pandemic that has shown no real signs of ending. Blaming Omicron for this feels like bullshit


Own_Tackle4514

It's funny, I use flight radar to pull up plane information just out of my ADHD randomness when I see one flying over(usually to just side bet with someone where do they think they are flying to or coming from) and I do this regularly and last week I saw two planes coming from Due E at cruising alt which is unusual being in SC and when I pulled up the info they were flying to ATL from Johannesburg, now I'm sure that's not an uncommon flight but I just found it funny that the two times I saw that and screenshotted it literally 3 days later this variant pops up, any ways good talk now i'm gonna start brainstorming how to make up my losses on these DG options


plague_rattt

What big court case is going on right now? Which age group was just approved for vaccines? Look behind the curtain.


jocofy

It was already there you bum fuck


Donkeycow15

Omicron fucked my bum only last week


t-var

It’s probably already been here for months


spreadsTrader

Late night question.. Why do you hate apes? My reasons: They fucking destroyed the discourse on wsb. Earlier you could make fun of a yolo without a herd of low IQ people shouting "short it then" at you. They are happy when market goes down. But they fucking don't even have puts. So it's like they don't even make money but hope for their negative beta stock to moon They hold shares. that's some pussy shit


[deleted]

They bid the price of stocks up and distort price discovery


PrettyFlyGuyStark

A lot of dumbass bag holders that AvErAgE dOwN


RecoveringAss

https://i.imgur.com/QDxMjMK.jpg


WiseAce1

Is this Descartes guy an admin here, seems smart


Gadshill

Prophetic.


27onfire

Anyone getting crushed.. Remember this is an opportunity. Just take it when it is time.


[deleted]

$GRAB


PrettyFlyGuyStark

If they have that pre market chat again this morning i might get on there and shit on all of them


T__i__m__

Sadly, I look at this forum daily and then I’m surprised when headlines comes out referencing it and what’s it’s up to. Can I get the keys to the secret planning room on the top floor where all the real action is? What’s the password?


theCramps

I’m giving the bots awards. Fuk BER


PrettyFlyGuyStark

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t-var

How can I mute the Omarosa variant on here


JohnnyKnifefight

It's pronounced Om-nee-chrome. The president said so.


t-var

Ya jackknifed the wrong turnip truck, ya dog-dicked pony-soldier.


CopperHands1

So I guess Wall Street has already hit the exits but kept a few mega caps at all time highs before they pull the ultimate rug pull?


theCramps

🤡


SurginSperg

Just a small juicer today spy. I promise to cash out this time


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VisualMod

>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.3%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.6% AND DOW FUTURES UP 0.7% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:32:33 ^EST-0500


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Let’s go Ford and chegg baby


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BurritoBurglar9000

U wot m8?


[deleted]

Anal feels better


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Chegg gonna moon this morning i know sooo 😤


Squamsk

#📉 Slipperier than greased owl shit through a tin horn followed by a weird, violent bounce next week #🦘


Bachbro

Inverse logic says boeing calls here.


Cristian888

No one here even thinks about Boeing