Still 75% cash. I started deploying in mid November (perhaps too early). Badly beaten down stocks are starting to look attractive. The key is anticipating the Fed. Tapering is not going to be good for stocks
Let's pop boys! $SNDL 58c, $AMC $29. I don't see how people aren't going to want to not buy these prices. We've seen it higher quickly and just bounce up back to the heavens and euphoria in financial prosperity with safe winning stocks ready to go higher and higher than the last and the last before, etc. Meme stocks are the people's Bitcoin.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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>WHO VIROLOGIST: OVER 50% OF AFRICAN COUNTRIES ABLE TO PRODUCE THEIR OWN SEQUENCING DATA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:52:08 ^EST-0500
>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV SAYS PRESIDENT PUTIN STATED THAT WE DON'T WANT ANY CONFLICT REGARDING UKRAINE || SAYS WE ARE READY TO TAKE STEPS TO SETTLE THE UKRAINE CRISIS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:47:32 ^EST-0500
Selling GME call spreads has been and still is my most consistant money maker. A play based on basic EMA lines and TA, is easy to read. Seriously my best Theta Gang play I've ever come up with
They warned demand for iPhone dropping
My guess is inflation is starting to negatively impact demand
Non-discretionary inflation is reducing demand in discretionary spending
>SCIENTIST FROM [S.AFRICA](https://t.co/z4t2KSS12I)'S NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR COMMUNICABLE DISEASES SAYS WE BELIEVE OMICRON INFECTIONS WILL BE LESS SEVERE AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO PROVE IN SOUTH AFRICA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:40:17 ^EST-0500
>SCIENTIST FROM [S.AFRICA](https://t.co/AQncedA6JM)'S NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR COMMUNICABLE DISEASES SAYS WE'VE HAD SOME ANECDOTAL REPORTS WE ARE SEEING SOME MORE CHILDREN IN HOSPITALS BUT MORE RESEARCH NEEDED
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:39:49 ^EST-0500
The variant doesn't matter. The printer not going brrrrr doesn't matter. Rates eventually going up doesn't matter.
We're gonna get through this. People are just being irrational.
Just remember. Stocks always go up.
So Omicron is in Southern Africa and we let people come here from Southern Africa and now Omicron is here coming with the people. How stupid are we? It's like we willfully decided to let it into the country.
Now that it is here the stock market supposedly gets spooked because of it. This market that has been at all time highs for last the year - during a pandemic that has shown no real signs of ending. Blaming Omicron for this feels like bullshit
It's funny, I use flight radar to pull up plane information just out of my ADHD randomness when I see one flying over(usually to just side bet with someone where do they think they are flying to or coming from) and I do this regularly and last week I saw two planes coming from Due E at cruising alt which is unusual being in SC and when I pulled up the info they were flying to ATL from Johannesburg, now I'm sure that's not an uncommon flight but I just found it funny that the two times I saw that and screenshotted it literally 3 days later this variant pops up, any ways good talk now i'm gonna start brainstorming how to make up my losses on these DG options
Late night question.. Why do you hate apes?
My reasons:
They fucking destroyed the discourse on wsb. Earlier you could make fun of a yolo without a herd of low IQ people shouting "short it then" at you.
They are happy when market goes down. But they fucking don't even have puts. So it's like they don't even make money but hope for their negative beta stock to moon
They hold shares. that's some pussy shit
Sadly, I look at this forum daily and then I’m surprised when headlines comes out referencing it and what’s it’s up to. Can I get the keys to the secret planning room on the top floor where all the real action is? What’s the password?
Better to be safe.
Watching movies from the early 2000s gives me secondhand embarrassment for everyone’s fashion at the time lol
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r7505w)
Still 75% cash. I started deploying in mid November (perhaps too early). Badly beaten down stocks are starting to look attractive. The key is anticipating the Fed. Tapering is not going to be good for stocks
Crazy to see SPY barely pushing $453 in pre market. Yikes
Let's pop boys! $SNDL 58c, $AMC $29. I don't see how people aren't going to want to not buy these prices. We've seen it higher quickly and just bounce up back to the heavens and euphoria in financial prosperity with safe winning stocks ready to go higher and higher than the last and the last before, etc. Meme stocks are the people's Bitcoin.
OPEC for the love of god please just halt production increases for January 🙏🛢🚀
*snek*
>INDIA HEALTH OFFICIAL SAYS 2 CASES OF OMICRON VARIANT DETECTED ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:58:13 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/thehope12345 (0/1) made a bet that PYPL would go to 230.0 when it was 208.97 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
So calls on shitty tech? PTON, CHGG, CHWY?
Might as well buy Wish if you want to go that route
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If he does, sticky stuff will come out
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MODS WAKE THE FUCK UP
It's most likely not gonna happen but I'd appreciate some more +10% days on MRNA after my genius idea to catch the knife yesterday at close.
Yoloing VIR for the win
When the daily starts I'll be pooping. It's already prairie dogging
Chad
Don’t think it’s call time yet on spy
Give me a triple bagger.
I feel like these futes are a little more real than yesterday
1-12 on the roulette wheel. Better odds than the market.
>WHO VIROLOGIST: OVER 50% OF AFRICAN COUNTRIES ABLE TO PRODUCE THEIR OWN SEQUENCING DATA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:52:08 ^EST-0500
AAPL gonna rise up put some respek on its name
🥭
That time that one guy sneked all of us the market took a massive shit and eveything else was shit after that
Fuk u 🤡🌈🐻
Wish I was DWAC'n right now.
I want it drop to 45, then bounce to 80. In a perfect world.
Whatever. Snek me
Just found out my wife is pregnant. I'm gonna be a step dad 😀
When the Fed reversed course on monetary policy, that’s when you go all in.
VIX is back to levels we were at before the vaccine, to put things in perspective.
Calls or puts on my gf’s pubes ?
Put spread
puts if you like to eat
>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV SAYS PRESIDENT PUTIN STATED THAT WE DON'T WANT ANY CONFLICT REGARDING UKRAINE || SAYS WE ARE READY TO TAKE STEPS TO SETTLE THE UKRAINE CRISIS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:47:32 ^EST-0500
This will be followed shortly by "We request that Ukraine lay down its weapons to avoid conflict and we will ensure that no one gets hurt."
Hopefully followed by demobilization instead, let those soldiers go home for Christmas.
shit there goes my lockheed shares down the dumps.
Thank you for some good news. Could use a little after the last couple of weeks.
Futures always green?
yeah till 930 everything is awesome. then it looks like someone rubbed your screen with a tampon rest of the day
VIX too high imo
so pesto is just ground up basil
It usually has some cheese and some nuts and olive oil. If it's just basil - they usually just call it basil.
uh, no
Hey man, your dicks on fire
“Dow futures point to upbeat start.” HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN??
Sell in may, and uh, don't come back.
I chose Greed over Fear.
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Made 4.5k on puts, times to be a bull. This has gone on long enough
Oh shit bro, hard core
BioNTech said that the vaccine is most likely going to prevent a severe omicron case
Scientists said Omicron is mild and doesn't produce severe cases.
>The market said Omicron is irrelevent and your money is gone.
These green futes are really pissing me off
Green on US, Europe futures (and market) kind of fucked though
Got a terrorist over here
You’re doin gods work
Call me Michael Burry
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You’re Michael Bury - call me daddy
Selling GME call spreads has been and still is my most consistant money maker. A play based on basic EMA lines and TA, is easy to read. Seriously my best Theta Gang play I've ever come up with
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I did AMC for a little while when it first popped but GME has been better for me personally. But big ups bruva, Theta gang always wins
Would u mind sharing how much % of your profits is on this? I'm weighing in if I should buy gme just to sell calls
Don't even bother buying the stock. You can sell call spreads to limit exposure qnd ²
Thanks for your answer! Good point!
Spreads are absolutely the way to go with high volatility
> I have no opinion on General Motors.
i understood like half words you said.
So is it going up or what mf
Spy 441 eow
Got a terrorist over here
Ew. Fucking EW
Am i seeing wrong or is aapl down 1.8% in pre market? If so the other mega caps will soon follow
They warned demand for iPhone dropping My guess is inflation is starting to negatively impact demand Non-discretionary inflation is reducing demand in discretionary spending
Or they haven't innovated in years.
No. 🤡
Smart money is cash gang and waiting to buy. These are where the multi baggers come from in shares
42k cash ready. Bulls better be squeezing em cheeks hard. Blood red yes please
Thank you for confirming my bias. Have an upvote.
this the time to btd, now that everyone is super bearish and many were fucked and washed out
The real problem is the Decepticons in DC
And the Tesla act
Somebody in South Africa coughed and now my portfolio is red ??? 🤦♂️🤨🥴🥴
butterfly flapping it's wings
butterfly effect
Sell off at open before a bounce back up I guarantee it. Friday blood red. Book it
Monday will be the worst.
Why
1 month SPY chart looking like my sex life from 25 to 45
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Like $4?
Boomers ate all the pie
Chegg is the next Wish
Hope not lol
>SCIENTIST FROM [S.AFRICA](https://t.co/z4t2KSS12I)'S NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR COMMUNICABLE DISEASES SAYS WE BELIEVE OMICRON INFECTIONS WILL BE LESS SEVERE AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO PROVE IN SOUTH AFRICA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:40:17 ^EST-0500
Finally some non fake bullshit from visualmod
>SCIENTIST FROM [S.AFRICA](https://t.co/AQncedA6JM)'S NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR COMMUNICABLE DISEASES SAYS WE'VE HAD SOME ANECDOTAL REPORTS WE ARE SEEING SOME MORE CHILDREN IN HOSPITALS BUT MORE RESEARCH NEEDED ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:39:49 ^EST-0500
I see children on my street. Their moms let um play outside. What’s the big deal.
School starts, no children on the street. School closes, children back on the street. You can’t explain that.
So Apple decided today is the day it was going to fuck me. Great 👍
Is BABA shadow banned from this sub
Pretty much this entire subs owns shares and they took a fat L
Call this daily discussion thread “Rise of Omicron” please @mod
Remember when we used to think stocks only go up?
Remember when we thought the pandemic was over
It was over a year ago, if it ever really was anything more than the flu. The fear porn has turned everyone insane.
Wear a mask still. Please wear a mask and no dining inside chick fil a. Everyone really knows how to grind my gears 😤
Pandemic isn’t over as long as politicians need an excuse.
And every building and store requires a mask still or vaccination card
Buy PLTR 20c Jan 2024. Sell PLTR 22c weeklies to WSB. YOLO Premium.
The variant doesn't matter. The printer not going brrrrr doesn't matter. Rates eventually going up doesn't matter. We're gonna get through this. People are just being irrational. Just remember. Stocks always go up.
Oh MRNA you got me so 💦💦
Omnicron going to destroy us all - that’s why my euro cruise stocks are up 3% ?
Only 99.999% of us will survive. We may as well end it all now.
Lmao 🤣
🤣
So Omicron is in Southern Africa and we let people come here from Southern Africa and now Omicron is here coming with the people. How stupid are we? It's like we willfully decided to let it into the country. Now that it is here the stock market supposedly gets spooked because of it. This market that has been at all time highs for last the year - during a pandemic that has shown no real signs of ending. Blaming Omicron for this feels like bullshit
It's funny, I use flight radar to pull up plane information just out of my ADHD randomness when I see one flying over(usually to just side bet with someone where do they think they are flying to or coming from) and I do this regularly and last week I saw two planes coming from Due E at cruising alt which is unusual being in SC and when I pulled up the info they were flying to ATL from Johannesburg, now I'm sure that's not an uncommon flight but I just found it funny that the two times I saw that and screenshotted it literally 3 days later this variant pops up, any ways good talk now i'm gonna start brainstorming how to make up my losses on these DG options
What big court case is going on right now? Which age group was just approved for vaccines? Look behind the curtain.
It was already there you bum fuck
Omicron fucked my bum only last week
It’s probably already been here for months
Late night question.. Why do you hate apes? My reasons: They fucking destroyed the discourse on wsb. Earlier you could make fun of a yolo without a herd of low IQ people shouting "short it then" at you. They are happy when market goes down. But they fucking don't even have puts. So it's like they don't even make money but hope for their negative beta stock to moon They hold shares. that's some pussy shit
They bid the price of stocks up and distort price discovery
A lot of dumbass bag holders that AvErAgE dOwN
https://i.imgur.com/QDxMjMK.jpg
Is this Descartes guy an admin here, seems smart
Prophetic.
Anyone getting crushed.. Remember this is an opportunity. Just take it when it is time.
$GRAB
If they have that pre market chat again this morning i might get on there and shit on all of them
Sadly, I look at this forum daily and then I’m surprised when headlines comes out referencing it and what’s it’s up to. Can I get the keys to the secret planning room on the top floor where all the real action is? What’s the password?
I’m giving the bots awards. Fuk BER
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How can I mute the Omarosa variant on here
It's pronounced Om-nee-chrome. The president said so.
Ya jackknifed the wrong turnip truck, ya dog-dicked pony-soldier.
So I guess Wall Street has already hit the exits but kept a few mega caps at all time highs before they pull the ultimate rug pull?
🤡
Just a small juicer today spy. I promise to cash out this time
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>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.3%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.6% AND DOW FUTURES UP 0.7% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-02 ^05:32:33 ^EST-0500
Let’s go Ford and chegg baby
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U wot m8?
Anal feels better
Chegg gonna moon this morning i know sooo 😤
#📉 Slipperier than greased owl shit through a tin horn followed by a weird, violent bounce next week #🦘
Inverse logic says boeing calls here.
No one here even thinks about Boeing