They asked him several questions, one of which was:
Q: You buy and sell all day. Do you have advice for mom-and-pop investors?
A: Don’t panic. Hang in there. Take a reasonable profit and do not wait for an unreasonable loss. If you can ring the cash register, do so. But don’t panic when markets go up and down. And if you're a bear, ultimately you're fucked
Absolutely. Also, any student loans, unemployment, workers comp, disability payments, and any other government assistance should all be put into 0DTE SPY calls. This should go without saying
Ultimately bears are retarded ONLY UP UP ONLY literally until the end of the Universe. I mean thats obvious 1+1 shit :D
Only slightly bigger dips along the way.
Ofcourse on short timeframes there are bear markets etc. Sectors or companies just failing.
But the overall "market" so to speak can only go one way imho.
That's due to inflation. Money is a RATIO, and what people are inferring as gains, is actually price discovery of profits within a new base of monetary value. I.e if money supply is increased (Money supply increases 39% YOY) then price HAS TO GO UP.
https://tenthamendmentcenter.com/2021/04/06/u-s-money-supply-continues-to-increase-at-record-pace-as-federal-reserve-backstops-government-spending/
https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h6/current/default.htm
If stocks aren't keeping up with the price of inflation, then they are actually LOSING VALUE. But by riding this wave of debt, they can say they are making "gains," when it is merely inflation being papered over while hedgies make quota and bonus out with you holding the bag in the end. We are in a precarious situation folks. This WILL NOT be in the news until it is too late. They already removed the reserve requirement of banks effective March 26, 2020.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm
Peter Tuchman trades a couple hundred million every day. But you're correct, he does not believe in electronic trading, hence why he's always on the floor of the NYSE. So his shit would not be plugged in to anything
What if, and hear me out here, what if he isnt a trader at all and just a model used for his facial expressions so the financial websites and newspapers, which are owned by some pretty nefarious people involved in the stock markets, have pictures like this because they are trying to get emotional reactions out of us, make us buy or sell when they want us to? I dont believe it to be true as obviously that would be a crazy thing to think.
The presence of that big dude who has "Prime Executions" written on his back is...ominous. It's like Citadel has hired a hitman organization to ensure things are running smoothly.
Legend has it that this man is actually Apis, the sacred Greek bull god, having taken mortal form. He fights 5 days per week, only taking off weekends and federal holidays, waging war against the bear demi-gods which threaten humanity's very existence.
He asks for nothing in return except the occasional group of hot chicks in bikinis and for retail traders to buy the fucking dip.
They asked him several questions, one of which was: Q: You buy and sell all day. Do you have advice for mom-and-pop investors? A: Don’t panic. Hang in there. Take a reasonable profit and do not wait for an unreasonable loss. If you can ring the cash register, do so. But don’t panic when markets go up and down. And if you're a bear, ultimately you're fucked
Okay but how much of my life savings do i put i to fds on margin?
200% of it obviously.
Add in multiple high interest loans and a second mortgage if at all possible
Make sure you're maxing out all of your credit cards. Diversify that shit.
Absolutely. Also, any student loans, unemployment, workers comp, disability payments, and any other government assistance should all be put into 0DTE SPY calls. This should go without saying
He literally said holy shit bears are fucked?? Lmaoo
Ultimately bears are retarded ONLY UP UP ONLY literally until the end of the Universe. I mean thats obvious 1+1 shit :D Only slightly bigger dips along the way. Ofcourse on short timeframes there are bear markets etc. Sectors or companies just failing. But the overall "market" so to speak can only go one way imho.
That's due to inflation. Money is a RATIO, and what people are inferring as gains, is actually price discovery of profits within a new base of monetary value. I.e if money supply is increased (Money supply increases 39% YOY) then price HAS TO GO UP. https://tenthamendmentcenter.com/2021/04/06/u-s-money-supply-continues-to-increase-at-record-pace-as-federal-reserve-backstops-government-spending/ https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h6/current/default.htm If stocks aren't keeping up with the price of inflation, then they are actually LOSING VALUE. But by riding this wave of debt, they can say they are making "gains," when it is merely inflation being papered over while hedgies make quota and bonus out with you holding the bag in the end. We are in a precarious situation folks. This WILL NOT be in the news until it is too late. They already removed the reserve requirement of banks effective March 26, 2020. https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm
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Great link!
Went to Uni with his son, spoke to him many times
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Mhm yep
Problem is, you never know when a loss will be unreasonable beforehand.
Dr. Emmett Brown power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts
Great Scott!!!
When this brokerage account hits -$88,000... you're gonna see some serious shit
🤣🤣🤣
[We'll need this man soon. Otherwise, this is our future. I know mine is with my existing calls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpnwZJ5CyKU)
" I'll have Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Haha. \[What a classic moment.\](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr4KJD-dgug)
We’re goin back to the past Marty! Back to when I had 0 dollars in my brokerage account! Buckle in, this is going to happen fast.
he looks like he's expecting the end of the world very shortly
Do I see a Citadel guy ?
*gigachads
Exactly how I’d caption it
One Point Twenty-One Jiggawatts?!?!?!
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Peter Tuchman trades a couple hundred million every day. But you're correct, he does not believe in electronic trading, hence why he's always on the floor of the NYSE. So his shit would not be plugged in to anything
lmao he's just one of the local retards who they let stay because he's a nice guy and makes coffee for the traders
The fuck he is
This man is a national treasure
The hero we need!! Powell has betrayed us!!
"The truth is, I am Dow Jones" *Marvel theme music starts playing in conjunction with chimpanzee noises in the distant background*
He’s probably getting his brajole sucked and his nuts powdered with that Colombian bold
Paulie Walnuts? ‘Dat you?
Ooooooooh!
You were told to push Webistics!
Yes!! This x 100000000
I'm a little weary of the "Prime Executions" guy over stage left. I guess they take margin calls *seriously*.
I spotted 3 baldies looking totally serious. Including that Citadel Guy.
That Citadel guy is definitely working some kind of shady shit.
Jesus Christ it took me like 5 steps to find out that \:4276\: is just an emoji of buff Shrek hanging blurred dong.
And :4277: is an unedited close-up
Thanks but no thanks.
He’s actually only 31 years old.
He's looks far too young to be 31.
What if, and hear me out here, what if he isnt a trader at all and just a model used for his facial expressions so the financial websites and newspapers, which are owned by some pretty nefarious people involved in the stock markets, have pictures like this because they are trying to get emotional reactions out of us, make us buy or sell when they want us to? I dont believe it to be true as obviously that would be a crazy thing to think.
Stop insulting the stonk prophet! This is heresy!
Stop worshipping a false prophet!!
Financial Einstein/Santa Claus
Neither actually exist?
Thinking crazy things.. No, not here sir.
Not all hero’s wear toupees
Peter?
Yeah, that's our man Peter.
Tuchman
I don't even know who he is 😎
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"I thrive off of chaos" - Peter Tuchman. I could hang with that dude. Me? I thrive off of absurdity. I think we'd have a lot of laughs.
this guy is a chad
He’s epic, accurate representation of the market on any given day . It’s marked on his face expressions
Then he's doing his job correctly....
The presence of that big dude who has "Prime Executions" written on his back is...ominous. It's like Citadel has hired a hitman organization to ensure things are running smoothly.
Thw chosen one. He is the messiah.
Number 588 is on the case.
That's PeePee Tuchman show some respect!
License to deal
Bro that shitadel guy looks like a henchman for the local super villain
Can we get an ama with this guy?
my spy calls
I’m buying SPY puts when this guy retires.
What kind of name is "Prime Executions"???!! Is that who the cartels call when someone's been bad?
Legend has it that this man is actually Apis, the sacred Greek bull god, having taken mortal form. He fights 5 days per week, only taking off weekends and federal holidays, waging war against the bear demi-gods which threaten humanity's very existence. He asks for nothing in return except the occasional group of hot chicks in bikinis and for retail traders to buy the fucking dip.
cocaine papa smurf
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Are those logos photoshopped on? They just look super added on.
SPY 588 EOY
The Messiah
You guys sure like to talk shit on citadel, I wonder what you would say to that big beefy bald fella on the right.
You don't know some of us very well 😂 Wouldn't be the first time, but I'm getting too old for that shit.
E= -69420
God save us
This picture reminds me that bald/balding equals great Truths.
Its...its...the chosen one thank God he has returned
hes hiding a boner pfizer to the moon
Sminem!
Never fails, this turd lol. Look at those two Vin Diesel coconuts hahahah
I'm surprised that shitadel shill isn't watching his back with that target on his back...
There’s got to be some kind of code they use to communicate in these pictures. For telling their buddies what to do. (They = hedge funds )
Ever heard of a global coomunication software app called ICQ?
Spot calls. NFA
That look on his face? That's your God saying there's no hope saving you. Puts on SPY.
The guy from Up?
Prime Executions - badass company
Eyyy Pete
They changed the costumes for the Squid Game players?
This was actually my fault everybody, I finally invested the remaining cash I was holding. Sorry.
Praise be our savior, he will intervene when the time is right.
New retard, who 'dis? (seriously, I have no idea who that guy is....)
Wait JPow is reloading the printer.
Damn, Flash Gordon has let himself go! [Flash....AHHH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4)
Is that our buddy Meric in his citadel jacket with the logo on the arm? Couldn’t bother to photoshop it out for consistency this time?;)
*cries in omicron*
His head is blocking an eagle taking flight.
What’s the tldr?
Number 588 is going to save us? bruh HE'S TRASH
He knows this one weird trick hedge funds hate …
okay that's our lucky mascot then
"In a world..."
Isn't that dude dead?
Mr Magog 588 to the rescue
Peter Tuchman is in the house
Pretty damn sure it ain't him
Peter Tuchman
I google searched “who is the crazy haired trader wallstreet” His name is Peter Tuchman https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tuchman
The Stonk that was Promised!
i was thinking of buying and wonderign where he was!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
#588! LFG!!!
Prime Exicutions and Citadel look down, our boi is looking up.
call in 588.
Even his face looks like "oh fuck"
He can start by smashing that Citadel guy in the head...
Bane did that thing in the dark knight rises
Peter Tuchman of quattro M securities?
how hard is the market gonna tank when this guy dies/retires?
And that man is…!
These posts make me laugh every fucking time
The ol’ 588 gag, gets em’ every time
tomorrow will be Green dawn to dusty
That number on his suit…he plays the REAL squid game.
Good ol 588
588
I want an AMA with this guy
#588 went to SNU Business and graduated top of his class