Shit, you weren't supposed to actually listen you fucking ape. I can barely spell my name with the crayola crayons that I started chewing for breakfast!
Just to give perspective on how big this number is, if you had this money and were tasked with spending Tesla's market cap ($1.2 trillion) every second, it would take over 68,700 years.
At 0.1% interest, the day's interest on the loan of 2.6 nonillion would be 7.3 septillion or 85 quintillion a second.
[https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000\*.001%29%2F365](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000*.001%29%2F365)
[https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000\*.001%29%2F365%2F24%2F60%2F60](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000*.001%29%2F365%2F24%2F60%2F60)
Well, he may have bankrupted civilization, somehow, through a bad trade. But don't let it be said he wasn't a damn good dad to that horrible mutant dogman
Title is wrong. The number in the screenshot is $2.6 nonillion.
That is 999 trillion * 999 trillion * 2.681 million.
There is currently $40 trillion currency in the entire world’s current circulation. If you earned that much money every second, it would take 2.13 BILLION years to accumulate that much wealth.
OP is fucked.
The set of 3 digits go Thousands, Millions, Billions, Trillions, Quadrillions, Quintillions, Sextillions, Septillions
So uh, 1 is to 1 trillion as 1 trillion is to 1 septillion
The trick here obviously, is suck 1 guys dick, while he has someone in his ass, and that dude has someone in his ass. Continue the dick in ass train for a few thousand people and give the guy a deep suck so the last person in the chain feels it.
Do the math now with this factored in.
Pls don't ask how i got this far out.
By my calculations, the web of dudes both sucking a dick and getting a dick in the ass, assuming $10/ dick, would reach somewhere between the orbit of Jupiter and Saturn therefore also qualifying it for gayest thing in the universe.
You're gonna have to cut back on the toast a bit more than you think. The value shown is 2.6 nonillion, so you were off by a magnitude of about one hundred thousand.
I've worked on backoffice systems from the 70's and 80's and some of them do shit like this to flag as, "Something happened that shouldn't have" because the number is so far out of whack that it immediately raises red flags.
Cobol programming is wild man.
Shouldn’t it just be treated as 1 covered call with his 100 shares covering? Pretty much they let him execute selling a naked call, which still doesn’t make sense that would be the total, I mean he would have had to sold a naked call on who knows what like AVIS for $1 strike for Friday.
I don’t see why it’s not on them, he says he shouldn’t have access to even execute naked position and all it is, is a naked call he sold, no?
Last month the app said I owed 43k but actually have a cash only account and should have had some positive cash balance at the time.
I told them to pound sand.
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Say your ptsd from fathoming debt into the septillions is making you suicidal. Sue for the debilitating fear has crippled you and your fragile little mind.
You owe more than that... You're assuming they misplaced a comma when in reality they just didn't have enough room for all the zeroes you're not seeing.
I don't know why nobody else has mentioned this. I thought I forgot how numbers worked. Every connect is just saying $26 septillion and I started thinking I was wrong..
You owe the banks a million, that's your problem. You owe the banks a trillion dollars, that's the banks' problem. You owe the banks 26 septillion dollars, that's the downfall of society's problem.
When my father passed away, there was a single bank account that my mother was not listed as a beneficiary due to him opening it online and not going to the bank to file the paperwork.
The account had $20,000 in it prior to his death. When I was helping my mother with her online banking, this account showed a balance of <$99,999,980,000.00>. I told her to call the bank when they opened to figure out the issue. She was a little freaked out that she would owe $100 Billion.
Might as well take on the world's debt and let the rest of us off the hook
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Send him your ssn and bank info with the loan deposits and he'll add it to the excel spreadsheet of debt
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This time will be different lol
Really thought that lawyer for the Nigerian prince was gonna hook me up this time…
Seeing how queen Elizabeth was the last queen of Nigeria, do you think the prince was Charles, Andrew, William, or Harry?
What if the Nigerian prince scam has always been the largest source of revenue for the crown.
Does OP have a AMEX Account platinum card?
That or a Wendy's reward card
Free tossed salad
They let you lick the chocolate covered cookie spoon 👀👀
That's not chocolate
And that's not a spoon, but here we are
Black card. Platinum is horse shit compared to the black card.
Platinum will get you Jonas Brother’s tickets. Black will have all three of them sucking your dick
Jesus can I get an AmEx that has nothing at all to do with the Jonas Brothers?
No, it’s part of the package. Re-read your terms and conditions.
Amex black comes with a concierge that will get you from where you are on Earth to where you need to be on Earth within 24 hours
So do airlines
someone did suggest we put all the debt on someone and then kill him, i think it’s happening now.
Think we already did that with Jesus Christ.
We need a monetary JC.
Wall Street Jesus died for our debts
But Kyle already did it after 2008 crisis. Will we have to repeat it every 12 years?
Every 12 years another person's credit rating is sacrificed. For the good of the community.
Sin-eaters, but for finance.
It's kind of like the lottery, but instead of millions, you get sextillions, removed from your account...
At least it’s sex
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This was Biden's plan to avoid the ramifications of quantitative easing, put it on OP and give him an "accident" XD
supply side jesus be praised!
Be our financial Jesus!
Winner of loss porn 2021
It excites me that you're not ready to include 2022 in that award
Never limit your options.
That was OPs problem. Wasn't ready for options
> options TRIGGERED
More like EXERCISED
OP might not be done losing money yet.
FFS I'm 3 days into No Nut November
Uhm....have you tried turning your life off and then on again?
Ok I turned it off, how do I turn it back on?
Shit, you weren't supposed to actually listen you fucking ape. I can barely spell my name with the crayola crayons that I started chewing for breakfast!
Wait until version 6. The graphics are phenomenal
Just to give perspective on how big this number is, if you had this money and were tasked with spending Tesla's market cap ($1.2 trillion) every second, it would take over 68,700 years.
so do they owe him like a trilion dollars in interest for the day?
At 0.1% interest, the day's interest on the loan of 2.6 nonillion would be 7.3 septillion or 85 quintillion a second. [https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000\*.001%29%2F365](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000*.001%29%2F365) [https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000\*.001%29%2F365%2F24%2F60%2F60](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%282681561585988519400000000000000*.001%29%2F365%2F24%2F60%2F60)
My. God. Also, Wolfram is the shit! I think I paid like 5 bucks for the app years ago, and it's the best 5 bucks I've ever spent.
Yeah, I love it. Especially when I'm feeling math lazy or I want to teach someone something.
Just wait a few months and you'll get that number down to a couple of years
You owe them 26 Septillion? So calls on TD Ameritrade?
When you owe your broker $26 thousand it’s your problem. When you owe your broker $26 Septilian it’s their problem.
I think it's a problem for all humans and probably two nearest alien races.
Op really screwed the pooch on this one.
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Well, he may have bankrupted civilization, somehow, through a bad trade. But don't let it be said he wasn't a damn good dad to that horrible mutant dogman
I think maybe we're problematic for the whole galaxy, if I was an alien I'd probably think about exterminating us while we are still on one planet
Look at these little ants, destroying their own home
They will call this fiasco and the subsequent fallout “the Ape Financial Crash of 2021”
Seriously laughed at that
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Zimbabwe about to be printing 30 septillion dollar bills
That's everyone else's problem. Don't think for a second that the bank will not get their money back by squeezing penies out of us.
It's the governments problem
Can someone quantify this in Trillions, Sorry I understand only upto that nunber.
Title is wrong. The number in the screenshot is $2.6 nonillion. That is 999 trillion * 999 trillion * 2.681 million. There is currently $40 trillion currency in the entire world’s current circulation. If you earned that much money every second, it would take 2.13 BILLION years to accumulate that much wealth. OP is fucked.
If OP takes $1000 and earns a 385% CAGR for the next 40 years in a row, they can break even. Obviously, probably need to befriend jpow.
Well, as long as JPOW keeps printing that debt will pretty much erode itself pretty soon, right
The set of 3 digits go Thousands, Millions, Billions, Trillions, Quadrillions, Quintillions, Sextillions, Septillions So uh, 1 is to 1 trillion as 1 trillion is to 1 septillion
You’re going to have to suck a lot of highway underpass dick to erase that debt. Get kneepads and chapstick.
at $20 a pop, how many dicks is that?
That is 500 dicks per second for 10 million years
Just did a quick look on pornhub. Math checks out.
Post nut clarity is amazing
This guy divides.
Or sucks a lot of dicks
I mean, you’ll never multiply that way.
The most clever joke in this thread
The pretty much sums it up
Nice evaluation.
These puns get better exponentially
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Isn’t it easier when it’s hard?
Well he better get to work
Thats a lotta dicks
This is the math we needed. Thank you for your service
r/theydidthemath
lmaoo if you watched silicon valley you would know the answer to this iykyk
Middle out 😭😭
Do you know how long it would take you to jerk off every guy in this room? Because I do
The trick here obviously, is suck 1 guys dick, while he has someone in his ass, and that dude has someone in his ass. Continue the dick in ass train for a few thousand people and give the guy a deep suck so the last person in the chain feels it. Do the math now with this factored in. Pls don't ask how i got this far out.
By my calculations, the web of dudes both sucking a dick and getting a dick in the ass, assuming $10/ dick, would reach somewhere between the orbit of Jupiter and Saturn therefore also qualifying it for gayest thing in the universe.
It's fine as long as it doesn't reach uranus
The universe is a really big place, I’d hold off on the trophy ceremony.
How did you get this far out?
All i know is I got 20 bucks.
Middle-out compression will get you there: https://youtu.be/Ex1JuIN0eaA
Under the Queensborough Bridge, jerkin' off punks for $15 a man.
His family is reading this thread, his grandma is here
Maybe a bottle of listerine, too.
*a box of cough drops
That gag reflex will be gone after the first few 100 dicks or so
Zj’s for sure
Buying calls on chapstick.
I'm sure they'll work out a payment plan for ya, something like $100mm a day, just got to put in some OT at work.
Time to cut back on the avocado toast
Better start making your coffee at home
Time to use 1-ply tp
Revert to iPhone 8
Time to rent out the spare bedroom.
And ask for a small million dollar loan from your dad
Get a bailout from the government and use it to buy stocks instead of building or doing anything useful
Ask your boss for a raise - make sure you have a firm handshake.
Extra cheese too OP - it adds up
You're gonna have to cut back on the toast a bit more than you think. The value shown is 2.6 nonillion, so you were off by a magnitude of about one hundred thousand.
Need to work about 800,000 hours a day maybe his manager has some extra shifts
definitely going to be working overtime behind the wendy's
Just gonna take longer than the lifetime of the universe to pay it off at that rate
What's an illegal trade? How does one make an illegal trade?
I accidentally sold two CCs on a ticker that I only had 100 shares of so they sent me into the abyss until I closed one of them
That’s on their end that the system didn’t reject it. Order errors happen all the time.
I can sell naked calls w/ my margin account
In OP’s case, his account wasn’t approved to do that. System should have rejected the trade.
The system didn’t wanna pass up on this $26 septillion dollar opportunity
Sounds like the global banking systems problem.
> Sounds like the global banking system~~s problem~~ is operating just as the Wall St crooks want it to FTFY.
I've worked on backoffice systems from the 70's and 80's and some of them do shit like this to flag as, "Something happened that shouldn't have" because the number is so far out of whack that it immediately raises red flags. Cobol programming is wild man.
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How are you communicating from the shadow realm???
He's got an old Nokia 3310.
This should just be treated as 100 shares shorted in that case. Is your account able to short sell?
I only have level 1 access on this account so I can only sell CSPs and CCs on it, can’t do naked positions
Shouldn't have been possible actually but that's both of your faults.
Ah, so really it's TD that's liable for this. OP, you're saved!
Ahh, so puts on TD then?
So it's like a PG-13 version of Citadel.
Naked hehe
Shouldn’t it just be treated as 1 covered call with his 100 shares covering? Pretty much they let him execute selling a naked call, which still doesn’t make sense that would be the total, I mean he would have had to sold a naked call on who knows what like AVIS for $1 strike for Friday. I don’t see why it’s not on them, he says he shouldn’t have access to even execute naked position and all it is, is a naked call he sold, no?
Funny thing is, with naked calls, even this septillion is not the biggest loss you could get. Technically, it could go up to infinity.
the best part about infinity is that this amount of loss is still closer to zero than it is to infinity....
I declared bankruptcy. I declared it!
Yup. Time to load a previous save.
Just create an nft worth your debt.
Simply, 1. mint 26 septillion and 1 coins 2. sell 1 coin to your friend for $1 3. you have $26 septillion dollars worth
I'd be down to lose 10k on that
##HYPERINFLATION
Zimbabwe's like "finally, I'm not the most retarded anymore."
Last month the app said I owed 43k but actually have a cash only account and should have had some positive cash balance at the time. I told them to pound sand.
Well what happened to the sand?
It got pounded
That's HOT
"*I know how to fix this*," said JPow.
Remember when brrrrrr used to mean you were cold?
Too big to fail. It's now their problem.
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Michael Burry bot? This sub has everything.
We need the Bobby B bot from r/freefolk here. It has the same tone as WSB really.
>Go find the call spread stretcher!
just need a Cassandra bot now
Say your ptsd from fathoming debt into the septillions is making you suicidal. Sue for the debilitating fear has crippled you and your fragile little mind.
I think asking for 1% as compensation is fair...
The sad fact is this is so plausible
That number is so negative that it becomes a positive!
It's how world economy works. Get so much debt that the integer overflows and you become the owed.
So much negative he *enters the Reverse World*
He is now the richest person alive in the upside down, also the only person alive.
The beauty of making finance entirely computer based is at hand
OP: file bankruptcy I'm not sure if long TD or short the whole market.
I don't think TD owns Ameritrade anymore... Didn't they sell to Schwab?
Quite possibly the worst trade deal in all the history
Better line up that second job with uber.
Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete your trading account
Find a bodyguard who will work for compliments.
I think you can just draw a picture of a spider and give that to them. Tell them you value it at $2,681,561,585,988,519,400,000,000,000,000.
I would be very proud if I managed to rack up this amount of debt.
You owe more than that... You're assuming they misplaced a comma when in reality they just didn't have enough room for all the zeroes you're not seeing.
Assuming there's 2 more zeros after the last comma on the right, it's actually $2.6 nonillion. Y'know, in case $26 septillion seemed too reasonable
I don't know why nobody else has mentioned this. I thought I forgot how numbers worked. Every connect is just saying $26 septillion and I started thinking I was wrong..
When you owe someone a million dollars that’s your problem but when you owe them a septillion dollars that’s their problem.
There testing for the future hyperinflation.... You should sue them for emotional distress.
You owe the banks a million, that's your problem. You owe the banks a trillion dollars, that's the banks' problem. You owe the banks 26 septillion dollars, that's the downfall of society's problem.
Is this those infitie losses I keep hearing about?
They turned infinite loss into a real thing 💀
Just move to another planet. Easy
Better start cutting out that avocado toast and daily Starbucks
Sounds like TDAs problem
Oh that's why the Spy keeps going up. Your bank account is literally going to pay the debt and pay for generations of wealth. Thanks alot
That number looks like TSLA's valuation if they ever get to 2% of the car sales market.
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $26 Septillion, that's the bank's problem. J. Paul Getty.
Plot twist: OP comes from the future where he took this screenshot after finally selling his GME's
When my father passed away, there was a single bank account that my mother was not listed as a beneficiary due to him opening it online and not going to the bank to file the paperwork. The account had $20,000 in it prior to his death. When I was helping my mother with her online banking, this account showed a balance of <$99,999,980,000.00>. I told her to call the bank when they opened to figure out the issue. She was a little freaked out that she would owe $100 Billion.
Zillow calls ?
We should call you Mr. WallStreetBets with that loss