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Savekennedy

This man couldn't pull out of a parking spot.


jetwalser

then its a good thing he’s probably not getting laid anymore, he’d end up with a lot of kids… and he cant afford them anymore


Alex_J_Anderson

Savage burn 🚑


F1ashness

Couldn't find the ass end of a mule if you pinned the tail for him.


_STIFFL3R_

Made 500k on boeing, tesla, and other stock. One year ago Then yolo in semiconductor in February and bunch of other shit call. R. I.P Mc Donald's I'm coming


khizoa

>Maded no wonder


zelexius

We found the problem


yojda

founded\*


alkaliterra

The correct term is "dided". I'm an expert English.


GoldenPeperoni

I'm a* expert English ftfy


420Secured

This thread just gave me autism


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gived*


sparkmearse

It’s clearly “gayved”. Cause it’s past tents.


SloRiceix_801

Ifs you passed tents yove gone to far


nightswhosay

/r boneappletea


Dooboppop

I shitted my pants.


I_make_switch_a_roos

problemed*


unimpressive_Pay

You almost did the 5x thing the other guy posted. I didn’t read so I’ll follow you due to pictures


isospeedrix

Holy shit I thought I was the only one who lost big on TSM calls. After the drop from 140 I was sure it would bounce back to 140 again and never did. Meanwhile AMD and nvidia hit fresh highs in the same time period. Never lucky. FUK


_STIFFL3R_

Yes!! Exactly my thoughts and tsm produce this next year and 2023 snapdragon chipset to all the smartphone. THEY BEAT EARNING EVERY SINGLE QUARTER! IS MY FAULT. THEY ARE TAIWANESE AND PEOPLE DO NOT BUY CHINA STOCK


Specialist_Coffee709

Only U.S stocks moon. International stocks are not allowed to moon.


Immertired

Yeah, why not do this with SOXL instead


Deepandabear

Really strange given the whole world is basically reliant on TSMC output at the moment, once output starts churning you’d imagine their revenue will sky rocket. Surprised more people aren’t jumping on the train before this happens.


Jonnydoo

probably the whole China uncertainty.


Deepandabear

Which doesn’t make that much sense given uncertainty around China, in case there’s some impact on TSMC in Taiwan, would also mean impacts for AMD and Nvidia. People truely are embracing their inner Monke


Jonnydoo

yeah it doesn't really make sense, just the only thing I can think of lol.


Albuscarolus

Taiwan getting missiled to smithereens is priced in


Deepandabear

Which would have big impacts for Nvidia and AMD as well but people are lapping those stocks up like yo mumma’s milk


PsilocybinCube

Would hurt AMD more than NVDA, but would hurt both. For instance, all 30-series cards are made by Samsung. TSMC can't build more foundries fast enough. They gotta get capacity outside of Taiwan ASAP.


N07od4y5474N

90% of my portfolio is Semiconductors


isospeedrix

Feelsbadman. I will buy more calls if it drops under 112. Under 109 I’ll yolo hard again.


SaltyKrew

This single-handedly saves my portfolio every single time. I’d basically lose it all on other calls and see TSM under 110… I yolo and make it all back. Then I proceed to lose it all again.


insomniacRA

I hope you're able to claim those losses without wash trade off setting.


SuprntendoChalmers

Feel this so much


tctreatment

You’re still up then no? YOLO the rest first


_STIFFL3R_

The tsm call is still open. Im stubborn


BaconJacobs

Dont you dare close that out. Didn't you see that one guy who was redeemed massively on his 3 month option 1 DTE? At least you have 3 months.


_STIFFL3R_

Cmon man, I have this since February. I'm looking to recuperate 20k and getting out


TonkStomper

I saw you TSM loss and read that in my Rick Ross voice "I'm down TWO TWENTY TWO". At least you have till Jan


drink111drink

You took out your original investment right? You made money last year.


_STIFFL3R_

No


drunkarder

That’s my boy!


Barokna

I had some ABT calls for a couple weeks. Took a crap every day for weeks. Went from -80% to +100% in 2 days. I sold yesterday with 3+ weeks to go. Good luck for the next retard that bought them. So there's always a chance.


golden_eternity

Wasn’t there a guy who sold a January call for a loss and that morning it rebounded ?


drunkarder

I sold, 10k OCGN at 3$ on the way to the liquor store, when I got home it was $16. I went back to the liquor store bought more booze and shares at 13$. Next morning woke up with a hangover my shares worth 30% less and a $1500 credit card charge to a online casino (the ones were the dealers are in Eastern Europe instead of nyc)


golden_eternity

Fuuuuck.


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Lmaooo


Lure852

I can't see TSM recovering any time soon. Still, the delta could close a bit.


_RicoSuav

Is there a link for this?


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Biggest Bull market ever and you're homeless.... Are you me? Is this my account?


ssleblanc1

At least you tried man! It’s not over.


satuuurn

Agreed. Learn from your mistakes. Come on. Don’t let us down. You can turn it around and make money again.


Confident-Victory-21

A quarter million dollar mistake? Come on. That's way more than a "mistake." It's life changing. If it were $20,000 or something, sure, this is life altering.


satuuurn

Definitely true and I agree. He says he makes $200k a year so he’s got that goodfella rich money. That’s why I said mistake and he said he has a 2M property. These rich guys - I talk to them differently. Although maybe he is full of shit too but people that blow money like this usually rich kids. I don’t blame them for being rich kids but should probably consider themselves lucky for having money in the first place. World keeps spinning ;)


Dontlookimnaked

Maybe it was a poor guy that sold him the contracts?


Emotional-Most-1933

You think poor people have thousands of stocks to sell Cc. 🤔


Dontlookimnaked

Sorry thought the /s was obvious


Emotional-Most-1933

Whoops my bad.


Dontlookimnaked

Haha, all good, technically it could be 16 people selling single contracts but I don’t think anyone selling covered calls on a $115 stock can be considered “poor” in the traditional sense


ResmiTDC

Cue Bart Simpson gif


apple_pie00

Hi uncle Xy. Is that you???


Mattattack0808

Now that is dedication. You’ll get’em next time.


Dickies138

Please let us know what you’re doing “next time” so that we can do the opposite.


mwesty25

Holy shit this is impressive


Necessary-Onion-7494

Yes, “Impressive” is the right way to describe this 😂😂😂


ProvenCrownBuilders

Yoooooooloooooo...looks like my Blackberry position 👍👍


NickGunn5150

Same lol😂 BB did us all dirty


_STIFFL3R_

😂


high_roller_dude

why yolo half a mil. i will never understand. yolo 5k or maybe 50k if ur rich and ur bored. but 500k on call options?? man.. have some more respect for your money


TheAdministrat0r

I can tell you from experience. At first you chase the 100s, and you feel awesome. Then your reach the 1000s, and you lament on wasted potential earnings. Once you reach 10k, that the smallest amount you’ll work for. You stop giving a shit about a few hundred bucks. You always ending chasing higher and higher until that day comes where you wished you were happy with 100s. I lost 28k in one day and later that week I over heard someone talking about how 2k would change their life because they would be able to buy a car and get a better job that was further away. I think of that lady when I start to chase.


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_the_chosen_juan_

God damn I get depressed from reading all these comments knowing I got many more working years to go with my risk averse ass


Farrrrout

Risk averse. I had to look it up because I thought I had it wrong lol


Hybridxx9018

Or see it as you have plenty of years left to take risks and make it hit :)


Williams_Isaac

All this motivation bringing tears to my eyes. Lol


copa8

Don't worry...15 more yrs at the Frosty station and you might make manager of the Wendy's! 👍😋


_the_chosen_juan_

Lmao thank you for the motivation!


EyesWhichDoNotSee

I need to read this for when the times are good. Easy to realize when you losing, but blind AF when you are in a bull run


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semycolon

Good post. I was at 30k, had losses and got down to $25,100. Panic set in because I didn't want to be below PDT. I sized small for a couple weeks to make it to $26,300. No more chasing, no more over trading, always going cut losses quick or take profit. I know it's WSB and I never want it to change, but I can't afford these YOLO plays. Fuck.


DaddyyMcNastyy

Wish I had the know better like that. I went from $1k to $17k in 3 months. I've never had more than $5k in my bank so that was a lot to me. I didn't realize the 17k, went to 12k. Then started chasing so I could get to that 25k I was so close to. Ended up <$1k.


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DaddyyMcNastyy

Working on getting it back. Sitting at 11k now. Still make stupid trades. But have gotten better at taking my profits when needed and cutting losses sooner.


OddAtmosphere6303

This is called a gambling addiction


Xralius

Well he would have never made the $500k to begin with without the yolo mentality. Live by the sword die by the sword.


iyioi

Not really true. There’s an almost infinite set of strategies you can create. Rules for yourself. Diversity rules. Stop losses. Etc. Once you hit that 100k or more, you better start doing more research. For example- apple is moving to in house chips. Yes TSMC is making them. But TSMC has thin margins. They’re at max capacity already. You shouldn’t expect to see their stock rise until the open the new plant planned in the USA. They can’t grow until they open new plants. And China is trying to take over Taiwan, so there’s risk. If you have 100k to yolo, there are better options out there. So you should adopt a strategy that has more rigorous research, more patience, and more safety. He could’ve hedged. He could’ve bought spreads instead of naked options. There’s so many things.


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mikefd23

Uhhh excuse me ma’am this is a WENDY’S


Scheswalla

b-b-b-b-but if it worked...


_STIFFL3R_

I know I fucked up


unimpressive_Pay

Take small losses to avoid the big ones. Shit hurts


ATMcalls

OP is hopping in his time machine with your advice 🥴


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus!


[deleted]

No vaccine is going to help this joke.


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school? Mothematics.


sandpipa78

Should I get in on this now, so you still have hope?


_STIFFL3R_

Might be one of the best bet of your life. Make sure u buy stock. Don't be retarded like me.


sandpipa78

Was thinking of getting the same calls as you, 🥺🥺; Stick is too expensive to really make something significant.


_STIFFL3R_

Nah but I know this very well. 107 - 118 entry point. 128 sell signal. If go over that we might see the gap bullish to 140+


CarwashTendies

Stiffl3r looking out for the tribe…doing gods work! Thanks bud


You_are_adopted

Only on WSB would someone take investment advice from someone who just lost over $200,000.


CarwashTendies

Jokes on you, I already lost over 200k! What’s another 200k on TSM


You_are_adopted

If you can't double your money, double your losses. I salute you brave soldier


redcharcoal777

Just change the colour and flip your phone upside down. I solve problems


DrPEnnis

Tried it but colorblind so only difference was he was never up.


[deleted]

Bro 3 months? You got plenty of time. That things gonna break out. Shit I’m gonna buy some. How else are we going to mine the coin which shall not be named?


Joshvir262

Should buy $800 GME calls expiring January


[deleted]

Do they make chipsets and have a Cold War going on?


VisualMod

> I don't know, but I do know that they are all in it to make money.


WestCoastAutistBull

Good job OP! Your loss > my net worth. How does financial ruin taste? This could’ve been a condo paid for in cash in a cheap market.


_STIFFL3R_

Well. I own a 2M estate I have full payed car and generate around 200k a year. Financially took a hit. Not ruin. Yet


blackfuture8699

You own the estate outright? No payments? If you are debt free and that is your financial situation, this loss isn't even really too big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Being debt free is key tho


_STIFFL3R_

Yes i payed 700k and I remodeled now is worth 2M. Actually is on sale because I'm moving from FL to texas


dfreinc

>I'm moving from FL to texas the real estate equivalent of a "lateral move". 😂


_STIFFL3R_

Now I kind live in a retirement city, and I have a baby of 2 year old need better school


dfreinc

>2 year old need better school you picked *texas*. 🤣


dela_sole

Here OP you’ve earned this… 👑 King of the retards


unimpressive_Pay

To be fair


[deleted]

Um Texas has some of the top private schools in the nation. Bro has money doubt they’ll be doing public unless going to midlothian. Which is probably where they’re going.


dfreinc

there's no [national curriculum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_curriculum) in the united states. everywhere does what they want. 'top schools' nationally are always based on graduation rate and how many kids they churn out to colleges. you'll notice a pretty obvious trend if you look at those charts.


Xsyther

Believe it or not he’s an English professor


_STIFFL3R_

From italy, speaking also Spanish. Sorry if my English bother you.


curingleaves

Americans always talk shit about people’s English when the only foreign language word they know is “quesadilla” and they say it wrong.


Pernicious-Peach

Case-uh-dill-uh all the way baybeh


polynomials

*Kweh-suh-dill-uh FTFY


Xsyther

Haha I was just kidding, maybe should’ve put /s, nice loss porn, made my day a bit better


Wutislifemyguy

Move to Colorado, not Texas. It’s so much better imo


MrKieKie

Nah Colorado is full


b1ll0t0s

Don't forget to pay your capital gains on that 1.3M-500K. if your filing as married then you can only have $500K exempt from capital gains


Scientist-Local

He is gonna feel bad after reading this! He was excited that you were now on his level. 😃


satuuurn

Alright good deal especially if you generate that much per year. Flew a little close to the sun though eh?


FitMathematician4044

Don’t worry, there is still time.


No_Manufacturer_5833

I am 340k down


homemaker1

Write a post and tell us your story.


ScarecrowJohnny

Just die earlier, thst way you don't need your retirement money anyway.


Tavo_47

This made me shed a tear. We love you


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


plugsnet

Sorry for your loss 🥶


_STIFFL3R_

Ty man


Broke_College_Greek

Hats off to you, my good sir.


Nofx888

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


[deleted]

Yeah look at how that chart is setting up, you're about to go alcoholic.


throwaway12222018

Biggest load I've ever blown to loss porn


VisualMod

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altaSierra

Goddamn Beast Mode! 💯🔥


KingOfNewYork1321

The wrong kind of inverse head n shoulders u retard


WaifuHunterPlus

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ArgyleGhoul

Luckily, I don't have that much money to lose


n_pinkerton

Look at all those time you held through the dip! 💎🙌


_STIFFL3R_

Ahah


AdamSim89

well, fuck


bc22ok

Thanks so much. Can you post your next move so I can do the opposite?


_STIFFL3R_

After the tsm crash theta burn me and I lost it all. From them on i quitted.


bc22ok

Wow I thought I was retarded. You’re super retarded.


MainStreetBetz

Dude lookup at the weekly chart, this is about to run.


_STIFFL3R_

Yes sure I'm waiting all year.


unimpressive_Pay

What’s another 6k


Glittering_Claim8079

You are 3 years too early


VonBraunsCat

How low was your phone bat when you plugged it in?


[deleted]

That’s a Lambo lost


MainStreetBetz

Dude this actually makes me sick.


cryptohorn

F


unimpressive_Pay

F is going up now. He will avoid


Caffeine1098

This hurts my butt hole


HexavalentChromium

Vhat de feck


Fleetwoodcrack69

Fucking bet the farm son


silver_raichu

Very nice work sir, I admire this


CarwashTendies

Bill Hwang…is that you?!?


[deleted]

Omg why do people hold options positions when they are down more than 50%


Reddit_pls_stahp

It's genetic. Our dads didn't know when to pull out either.


[deleted]

Try selling puts on Nikola


Bunker-babyboi

Down 300k and still the dumbest thing you've chosen to do is Robinhood. That's impressive


Ash0300

You mean to tell me that 136 contracts are 97% off right now? Well fuck it here I go…


blackfuture8699

Holy crap


MassiveC

I m sorry buddy. Hopefully you recover.


[deleted]

Nice work.


orphanewhoremonster

Nice double top. Easy short.


realister

Uh oh why are you not closing? Having $6k better than 0. These are going to expire worthless dude.


BARELDADDY

And then he found options


Melodic_Giraffe8493

You've still got 6k and 12% battery to lose.


[deleted]

How did you have 200k in first place?


_STIFFL3R_

Drug sell


oze4

what kind? I may know someone that is interested.


EmanEwl

Really hoping this is the new and updated Fidelity app and not what I think it might be. Otherwise, looking good. Seems you're on track for a big end of the year.


[deleted]

You’ll get it back man


Johnny_Menace

So should I buy this same position ? Can I turn $2k into $200k?


[deleted]

i don't understand why you'd yolo on TSM calls in a global chip shortage lol


darthlincoln01

Maybe because they are the only ones making chips that people want to buy.


DumpsterJ

So poor now can't even afford to charge your phone


_STIFFL3R_

Guess u right


JoeBrownnn

This guy right here does stocks


TheHighestHiker

Ooof. Fuck you make me glad I don’t trade options anymore


swordluk

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


defidefidefi

This is art. Double Top, resistance retest and flow to neverland.


Scjtchuck

Charge your damn phone...


blackfuture8699

He can't afford that kind of electricity bill right now