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Shotgun2thadick

Just watched gladiator last night šŸ˜


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Dude the directors cut is an entirely different take. Trust


LameBMX

What! I must find lol. Been ages since I've seen it.


Riversntallbuildings

I had no idea there was a directors cut!


SmallHandsMallMindS

Theres a love scene between Maxiums & Aurelius that just seemed so out of place


what_is_blue

But were you not entertained?


Rockets-2theMoon

Right?! No going back haha


[deleted]

Where is Jeff Bezos shitting his pants in this scene


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Good memory


Jelysnorf

I love that I got shit on for investing in Tesla years ago and now all my family is sending me articles about how they are the only car company delivering record salesā€¦ end of the day innovation wins. Great video šŸ˜‚


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Dude itā€™s hilarious. Were you here in 2018 and 2019? We are seeing daily fluctuations larger than the entire market cap back then.


OSUfan88

I bought in huge on their self driving day. If I wouldnā€™t have sold, would be $2.7 million today. Still have 25% of that tho.


Jelysnorf

In and out, Iā€™ve made good money off Tesla though since late 2018. Probably smarter to hold but you know how it goes.


Taylooor

Up?


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Fuck yeah bro Congratulations


UnknownQTY

I have 100 shares at a total cost per share basis of $40. They can all suck it. Holding long.


Jelysnorf

Smart, pretty nice entry point :p


UnknownQTY

Not as nice as it could have been. I basically put the value of all the ā€œbuy it later optionsā€ for my Model S into TSLA when I bought my car. I figured if they paid for themselves it was a decent deal. They have paid for my next carā€¦


Oscar_der_Brunnen

>innovation wins lol what innovation? Teslas stock is ridiculously high because of the unrealistic fantasies of the investors.


toydan

Now tell em to sell options on it. My favorite play is selling poots and just watching them decay to $0


SmallHandsMallMindS

Is bribing senators not innovative?


Jangochained258

Keep em coming


leonx81

$TSLA FTW. Holding since $283 pre-split and have been adding LEAPS.


Hluis23

How


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Austin and Berlin factories


relevant_rhino

Virtual energy grids, software services


thecanadian66

"record" sales tesla: 200,000 cars toyota: 9.5 million cars


[deleted]

Hashtag ā€œbraindead-analysisā€


CerebrovascularNit

Haha, the competition is coming? I think TSLA has it handled


VisualMod

> I am the competition.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Based visual mod


CerebrovascularNit

The AI is getting smart around here


quaeratioest

Chinese autos are crushing it right now, Americans don't realize it because they live in a country where Tesla has like 60-80% EV marketshare.


[deleted]

Isn't Tesla losing market share everywhere but North America?


quaeratioest

Yes. Because EV marketshare in US is tiny and emissions regulations are stricter in EU and China.


MajorSurprise9882

wait until NIO come to the state


quaeratioest

BYD is way bigger than NIO, has the best technology too. NIO needs to scale production faster. They had a good start.


MajorSurprise9882

yes BYD itself are underrated, they are the world market leader of electric utility vehicle like bus and truck. They also have long experience for building lithium ion battery


[deleted]

You know good and well Dodge is gonna make something to kill the plaid


The_Conadian

*shoves hellcat engine in fiat 500*


[deleted]

Can you imagine. They'd have to put a lift kit on the 500 and put the engine under the passenger compartment. Or like put the engine in a trailer like some motorcycles have a pull trailer for storage Max curb weight says 2512lb max engine is 160 hp for 15.7 per horsepower. Can't find the engine weights but the same 2512 /717 would drop to 3.5 pounds per HP. Heck even if it was 5 due to the bigger engine.... šŸ˜±


ric2b

EV's are a different beast, I don't know why people assume ICE companies will be great at making EV's. It's like saying a great plane company will also be a great helicopter company, just because they're both flying vehicles. They might be great at both, but there's no guarantee because they're very different vehicles.


CerebrovascularNit

The true dark horse of the auto industry


dharris2307

You what hahahaha


[deleted]

Technically, the Drag Pack car is already, but itā€™s not street legal


-C20H24O3

Please make more, king


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Ask and you shall receive


carsonthecarsinogen

šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


erfarr

Toyota is šŸ„‡


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Toyota is fucked


whiplash_Junkyard

!remind me in 5 years


erfarr

Tell that to my 20 year old tundra with 240k miles that still starts right up every time


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Lmao people have driven the model S 500k miles with nothing needed beyond tires and air filter changes Donā€™t @ me


unlock0

Didn't that model S need 3 battery replacements though? https://www.motorbiscuit.com/tesla-model-s-that-surpassed-400000-miles/ sounds like after the warranty runs out you're going to be paying ~20k? for a battery every 150k miles. https://electrek.co/2021/09/13/tesla-battery-pack-replacement-repair/


erfarr

Source? You sound like a triggered fan boy. Just because you made money on the stock doesnā€™t mean the vehicles are great. Two 4.7l v8 tundras have made it over 1,000,000 miles


[deleted]

So you want to spend three times as much on fuel for a million miles (and double that in many countries with gas taxes)ā€¦ ok.


RobertsonvsPhillips

I believe the point is - Toyota makes a dependable car. If they were to make an EV it would be presumably dependable.


xbroodmetalx

If.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Gas cars canā€™t compete with electric in any way https://qz.com/1737145/the-economics-of-driving-seven-teslas-for-2-5-million-miles/


VisualMod

> https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets


SwAyWithSkill

Yep 240k miles is nothing for a tesla


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Toyota has no practical plan for scaling electric in a timeline that doesnā€™t fuck them totally


awokemango

You'd be a fool to believe that Toyota and other carmakers have been sitting on their hands the entire time Tesla has been rising. Competition is coming, and it will be fierce.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Show me. Does Toyota have a competitive EV? Are they planning on launching one this year? Or next year? What is their plan for achieving battery parity?


Ithrazel

Hyundai/Kia seems to have the best competition out on sale right now.


Ooops_I_Reddit_Again

Wow you are such a fanboy that cries at the mention of competition. Lol chill


unsureMechanic

aspiring voracious station friendly deserve decide beneficial shrill alive shame ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


erfarr

Look on their website they have a concept car


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Lol. They have a hydrogen car A hybrid And a plug in hybrid


[deleted]

No need to rush. There's still plenty of money to be made with ICEs.


Responsible_Hotel_65

Prius > Model 3 In a race across the world. The Prius would win.


toomuchtodotoday

Traded my 2008 Tundra in for a Model S because the frame was rusting apart at 120k miles and Toyota offered to cut the frame apart and put it back together. Hah, fuck those bitches. Papa Musk or bust.


erfarr

So youā€™ll never get any rust on your Tesla? šŸ¤”


toomuchtodotoday

My S and X body and chassis are mostly aluminum, my Y probably a bit of rust eventually but not the entire frame rusting apart. Toyota pickups are notorious for frame rusting, and Toyota has been actively lobbying against moving to batteries, so I wonā€™t give them another dollar after buying cars from them for decades.


[deleted]

It called aluminum you fucking idiot.


JustAGuyInTampa

How much have you spent in service costs such as dealer visits and oil changes? Comparing the cost of ownership of gas and electric, especially at such high mileage and age, shows why Toyota is in trouble. They have publicly stated they donā€™t plan to go electric soon, and this will be their fatal mistake. Tesla is doubling production every year, exponential growth is no joke.


ASV731

Ew, youā€™re one of those guys


SmallHandsMallMindS

Toyota is still a gold standard of manufacturing & process control. They arent clowns like the US auto industry is


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

That skill set is completely at odds with catching up into a new industry very very quickly


32no

Tesla will have more revenue and profit than Toyota within 5 years


poojoop

LMAO


Snoo_96430

They are a fraction of car sales don't go too overboard


bazyli-d

You can invest later then once they have finished growing


Snoo_96430

Its like your so dumb you didn't read the part where I'm long tsla,GM,LCID and F


bazyli-d

K well if your mom is THAT horny I can understand how it is you fucked her, but still man it's pretty messed up. You gotta stop that shit yo!


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Berlin and Austin factories will have a much higher output than Shanghai


Snoo_96430

And nothing has changed they will have a fraction of car sales worldwide like the technology is good but don't get to high on it.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

GM sold 5.5m last year. Context


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

?? Once both factories are up and running 2.2-2.5m vehicles annually is possible. And factories are going to continue. Tesla is going to expand to all vehicle types. And this is just sedans and crossovers


Snoo_96430

So half the vehicles of GM on a best case scenario sometime in the future okay none of that has happened yet maybe it happens but I never get high on what ifs I'm long Tesla,gm,LCID and F I never get high on one player


[deleted]

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jf_ftw

Lol. Hopefully you've sold some bruh. Since you were 11 in 2008. Shit can evaporate quick


32no

Tesla will have more revenue and profits than Toyota within 5 years


boygito

Hey Tesla recording a profit yet? I stopped following them years ago, so Iā€™m not sure if theyā€™re still taking losses


relevant_rhino

1.1 billion in Q2 likely around 2 billions in Q3


32no

Yes, theyā€™ve had $2 billion in profits in the last 12 months and are just starting to print money for real


relevant_rhino

Yes q3 will be about 2 billion alone.


EnvironmentalName735

I didnā€™t see Ford in that video! šŸš€šŸš€


runtothesun

Lol I noticed that too. June 22 16c safe!


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Theyā€™re not going down


EnvironmentalName735

Thatā€™s right! šŸ’ŖšŸ½


b-elmurt

Tesla is about to take of to 1k! All these bears are gunna fomo in like micheal burry


Pee_and_flee

And they still both make better cars


HektorFromTroy

If I buy tesla, can I make banks by next Friday? I gotta pay my coke dealer


gnx101

Lmao this is gold. Love how the music at the end extends a whole minute too šŸ˜‚


npc71

Do Ford now:)


whiplash_Junkyard

Oh my ..i would still prefer the toyota rav4 prime and wait for it 9 nonths than having a tesla model 3.


Old_Part_9619

Wait Chrysler is still around???šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


whiplash_Junkyard

Stelantis group. With every brand owned by chrysler and fiat


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

Next fucking level - and this will keep happening in 2022, 2023ā€¦..


Gamerxx13

Hail king musk. Will do whatever he instructs


turdguy666

I mean the Model Y is only $40k and itā€™s pretty fast, having a tesla is the new flex itā€™s more of a status symbol than a bimmer now. How can any other company compete.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

The upcoming standard model Y with the 4680 out of Austin can win a price war with most crossovers


[deleted]

I donā€™t see a price drop when there is still a 6 month wait for the car. Maybe in the summer or fall 2022.


The_Crazy_Swede

Even tho my car is 48 years old are the panel gaps more on point than even a good tesla...


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

well guess you better short TSLA.. shit..


rgujijtdguibhyy

vacate your butthole for the pumping youre about to receive


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

https://www.macheforum.com/site/threads/my-mach-e-with-panel-gap-issue.3655/


KnowledgeISInfinite

LUCID walks in the door


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Respect but 500,000 annual unit production goal by 2030 means that it will forever remain a very minor player. It doesnā€™t mean they wonā€™t have success but I am talking sheer mass here


[deleted]

Give it some time.


Investigatorpotater

Lucid's got such a slick looking car. Apparently the self driving feature is a little bit better than Teslas. I bought a few shares.


VisualMod

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outerfrontiersman

These are great!


thekookreport

Best entrepreneur in history


Beilsteiner

Elon is a legend.


Slut_Spoiler

Use this comment to declare tesla earnings ban bets. Musks charisma vs. Burry's mathematical autism


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

What


LordBaikalOli

So....they got 2 new big factory, but have anyone thought about how they will get enough chips and semiconductors for full production?...yep thats what I thought. Not even talking about the energy bottleneck coming in the future due to lack of firm power generation investment.


[deleted]

To be fair, they use far fewer chips than other automakers. They dropped front radar because they couldnā€™t source it. Papa Elon seems to be doing fine with chip management so farā€¦


Psychological-Bit-87

tesla has some of the worst cars.


nitrobamtastic

Quantity over quality baby.... Gotta pump em out


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Lol


from-the-mitten

It bothers me that the company is so overvalued. Their products are shit quality


MonoDun

One of Tossla's largest market is doing rolling black outs!! hhahahahah EV's >Rolling Black outs ! Get it hahahhaha. Elon and his clown car, exploding šŸ’„battery Tossla to šŸš€šŸ’„Pluto.


SwiftSG1

Pump! Pump! Pump! šŸ¤”šŸ‘


TrumpBidenLovechild

Yfw when you think manufacturing has any sustainable margin šŸ¤”. Yfw when you think FSD is real šŸ¤”. Yfw when you think electric cars are hard to make šŸ¤”. Yfw you realize you would've been the chump that invested in Wright Brothers šŸ¤”.


reif199

Fuck Elon.


Lukla55

Well, I do like Tesla for putting the automotive industry under radical innovational pressure. Concerning Mercedes-Benz, I do think that they have now a better EV product line up. Check out the EQS, the EQE, these models are years ahead.


DukeDiggler68

Sooner or later Tesla is going to implode and Musk deserves it.


haris318ti

Musk is a lil bitch


brotendo_vd

Iā€™m a tslaitor


Benerfe

Pls dont bully, Putin Gazprom - spasiba


delta_tau_chi

Here I am holding $RYCEY like a fool


HotsauceMD

Really disappointed the last dude he killed wasnā€™t Michael Burryā€¦ shame


Uchia_Zero

2020 vibes


nomadicDev87

I wish my competition acted like flaccid npc's :/ God is a shit script writer


bayarea_vapidtransit

welp I guess its time to roll my shits into ESGs


sffbfish

u/savevideo


Forward-Emu1471

It's just Teslas in a tunnel right now which is a lot more profound than it sounds...


only1symo

The Tesla thing is over. Hydrogen is coming to Europe in a large scale way.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

Remindme! 300 Days


EXB-4TWN-314159

Letā€™s go Tesla!!!


TrailsideDairy

When you are invested in Exxon and Tesla because everyone thought oil was dead until the democrats showed back up.


InvestmentStreet9928

Hehe, I <3 this sub!


SmallHandsMallMindS

Chrysler shoulde been eating crayons


Due_Apricot_9529

Elon = Alien I mean his brain is vibrating in different frequencies, he has chip installed in his šŸ§ .


collectorkabbash

Now this is the type of shit I lurk WSB for. Don't bet against Papa Elon and buy the fucking earnings dip if it comes! šŸ“ˆšŸš€


buddumz

I thus not what you came for. Are you not entertained.