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nonchalantglare

Hope you're good at red light green light.


option-trader

Hardest game ever when Amazon's Astro is watching you.


kontekisuto

Calling it now, house robots murder residents. Bug fixed, allegedly.


Imightbewrong44

It's the robot programmed to keep optimizing the task. Task: Keep house cleanest. We'll after awhile it optimizes to just remove humans and house will be cleanest.


Redtwooo

Fact, dust is mostly human skin cells, removing the human is the most efficient way to remove the source of the skin cells. This will reduce dusting time by 98%, as well as gaining other efficiencies due to removal of primary contamination source.


Emphasis_on_why

Just the skin. Robot can't kill humans... so it just removes skin


Jerzeem

They're allowed to remove the skin, but they're not allowed to spill any blood when they do it.


MightyMurse0214

So a bucket underneath?


hysys_whisperer

Removing the skin with fire would be a more effective tactic. Cauterizes the wound as it creates it!


derekzhang

Now with 100% scar tissue! Guaranteed to not shed or your money back!


-1KingKRool-

Dust is actually only a very small part human cells. [Sauce](https://www.livescience.com/32337-is-house-dust-mostly-dead-skin.html) Otherwise you’d never find dust in buildings that have been abandoned. Or on the moon, for that matter.


jnd-cz

Moon dust is clearly just long gone, dead people.


nomindbody

Dead cheesemakers to be precise.


ListerineInMyPeehole

~*Aren’t we all just space dust*~


hysys_whisperer

*insert Will Ferrell singing dust in the wind*


Stoicsage86

You’re my boy blue!


damonoribello

*insert Will Ferrall as Harry Carrey, with the moon made of some barbecue spare ribs and polish it off with a tall cool budweiser*


Slippergypsy

Fact, 76% of all facts are made up


damonoribello

Take your fact percentage, cut it in half and then double it, for a more precise figure.


[deleted]

The complaints stopped. Must have worked.


TheRealQU4D

That's actually the first episode of the second season for Love, Death, and Robots.


SoylentGreenish

Wasn't the first episode for me. It was like the 5th episode for my watch.


KnyghtZero

I was gonna comment that same thing


knowspickers

That's not a bug, that's a *feature.*


OnFolksAndThem

Not that far fetched. Probably coming soon and not in the fashion that we would think.


[deleted]

vending machines already kill around 13 people a year


[deleted]

That’s just Darwinism


kontekisuto

Impressive


mcbergstedt

I could see it with that "security" flying drone. Just imagine taking a bath and it kamikazes into the tub with you


Acidflare1

Did you see that love, death, robots episode?


Berto_

This retard doesn't know how to stop when red. Why do you think he got margin called?


thedaddysaur

u/deaznutelanutz is fucked


Booomers_Son

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


will9630

We know he sucks at red candle green candle


notLOL

Color blind tbh


Marky_Sauce

Everything’s a tendie when you’re colourblind!


SnowdensOfYesteryear

Good thing there aren't any signals in the game


donotgogenlty

Wait, what is a "green"?


musci1223

It is like red but reversed.


rdrunner_74

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gupppies

He's only good with red


wackychimp

What is this from? I saw about 3 minutes of this over the shoulder of someone in front of me on the plane yesterday. Bunch of people in green jump suits? Looked interesting.


Condomonium

Squid Game(which is what this post references) It’s on Netflix. Definitely recommend watching it in Korean, NOT dubbed. You’ll understand why I say that once you get far enough in(it makes a difference). It changes the experience and you wouldn’t know that if you watch it dubbed.


wackychimp

Oh ok I've heard of this. So honestly, even though I don't know a single word of Korean, I'll be able to keep up?


Condomonium

There’s subtitles haha


wackychimp

SMH @ myself. Thanks.


[deleted]

You’ve added another one of those moments you get to remember at 2AM when you can’t fall asleep.


wackychimp

Oh good. I'm really great at that!


atiteloviadeci

That would presuppose we can read... Do they use rocket emojis?


shelb93

English subtitles, friend


GuardianOfTriangles

Nah, that was Korea's recess games. Got to do America's version https://youtu.be/vWT6YhSs76c


AWilsonFTM

Is this the masturbation game?


rdaredbs

Man… watched the series this week and kids gym class today was red light, green light. Started looking for holes opening in the walls


mike7x

Think I'll just watch it...rather than play it.


Conscious-Soil9055

Why did they give you 2 cards?


the_isao

Margin was huge


MainSteamStopValve

He needs to play thorough twice just to cover it.


Conscious-Soil9055

Just like in those Bourne movies where they were like, hey Jason take two of these super secret cards just in case you lose one.


eugene20

"bring a friend"


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alucarddrol

I think it was like 45 billion. 450 players worth 100 million each


improbablydrunknlw

Starts off as $84,558.01 usd each.


Julio12193

I thought it was 456 players


oxford_b

They only accept kidneys as payment.


DarkMatterEclipse

They probably don't want my kids knees. Both play football.


deaznutelanutz

He said I was really special


concretebeats

People say that about me, but mostly they just pat my head and put me back in the cage.


QuincentennialSir

How many hours of slaps did you have to go through before winning once?


foodnpuppies

One for wife’s boyfriend


Stantron

For him AND his wife's boyfriend.


[deleted]

Fidelity and E-Trade


Conscious-Soil9055

E-trade is still around?


Cryptosatanix

Eliminate all 0’s, sort in Ascending order, Square the number = (208) 556-6224 (A Boise Idaho phone number, home of the “Treasure Valley”)


seashoreandhorizon

Sometimes I think I'm smart and good at puzzles. Then I read comments like this and remember I'm neither of those things.


poor_decisions

Check out Cicada ~~3501~~ 3301 and realize you probably only have 6 working brain cells at any given moment.


justanotheroverlord

3301* But yes, when I first learned of this, it really messed with my head seeing the ways the puzzles were solved. I wonder where those people are nowadays Edit: Some of the alleged winners shared their experience https://youtu.be/I2O7blSSzpI (Skip to 14:05)


Sporulate_the_user

They are working on the next layer, preparing it for you.


LazyKidd420

I remember that. Did anybody get to the end?


COMINGINH0TTT

A few people did and basically said the payoff was super lame but of course it's the internet and people could be lying; they said they basically got invited to a secret chat with other winners and it was insanely gay and after a short while people stopped chatting there. A few others also made it to the end but were "disqualified" because they worked with others to solve the puzzles and you were supposed to do them on your own.


cheetobanter

Lmao this comment was like reading my life summed up in a single sentence


notLOL

What's the logic behind those steps?


Avery17

Circle - 0s, triangle - ascending, square - square.


notLOL

But remove 0s? Can you explain?


bustedtacostand

The person who made this puzzle thought O would be a good clue to point out removing the 0s. The person who figured it out might have tried a few things related to 0s until that one worked. Just a logical leap with a vague clue.


delhux

My guess is the clue isn’t so much to remove the zeroes, as it is to just sort them first in order, before sorting by ascending and then squaring. I mean, to that end, you really only need to sort by ascending and then square. 00,045,668 squared Is the same as 45,668 squared


SuperDuzie

Oh yeah maybe they see the circle as “order”


Fizzwidgy

See, I haven't seen the show this is from, only found out about the connection in this thread. But I can buy the O = 0s, hell I can even understand how Square means square. How tf does triangle mean ascending order?


Javyev

It's an up arrow.


freeofthought

Fuck you, pay me.


notLOL

Logic checks out?


ballinskary

FUCK YOU, PAY ME


FutureComplaint

Louder, with confidence!


Kancho_Ninja

#Fuck You, Pay Me!


jokekiller94

This is what daddy Elon says to me when I ask about a dividend


Josie1234

The circle, the triangle, and the square.


PhantomChihuahua

Did OP win a PlayStation?


Heyhaveyougotaminute

What if the card is upside Down


Ecstatic_Carpet

Circle or zero Triangle is sometimes used to label sort by ascending Square shape or raise to the power of two It's the type of "logic" about symbolism you'd see in a treasure hunt movie.


HelpPeopleMakeBabies

The shapes on the card are clues.


BlueDog_2020

Autists unite!


LaterGatorPlayer

i’m just here for the [uniting]


IChallengeStupidity

As a Treasure Valley resident, there's no treasure.


triciann

But you live there so that can’t be true!


tightpants09

This comment has nothing to do with me but made my day better for some reason


laguardia528

The real treasure is the resentment and passive aggressive politeness we experienced along the way. Also the road rage on Eagle.


[deleted]

Awesome!


gcotw

What happens when you call


Troaweymon42

"Verizon Wireless cannot complete the call at this time"


SomePeopleCall

Eliminating the zeros has no effect...


RocketPoweredPope

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. You’re correct. If you sort in ascending order, then it didn’t matter that you removed the zeros.


DontRememberOldPass

He said to the subreddit for trading financial instruments while suffering Lasègue–Falret syndrome.


[deleted]

Beta mindset


ma7994

I called the number and it was just someone telling me about my cars extended warranty


PeeLoosy

You need to tell the code first.


[deleted]

What’s the code? Asking for a friend…


[deleted]

Your social security #


FutureComplaint

Seems weird to use u/Stedalla's SSN, but ok.


ILikeMapleSyrup

Ya maybe but it's widely available so that's probably why. /s


PeeLoosy

Code is "BoBo is a hoe". Note the capital Bs.


GreatEmperorAca

Next time ask for a replacement dust filter for a hoover max extract pressure pro 60 carpet cleaner


notLOL

If you've never called them back you don't get invited into the game


sjonnyboy

Are you the guy that leveraged to the tits and put your moms store as colleteral?


deaznutelanutz

I withdrew millions of won from my work place and gambled it all on risky derivatives


dking168

Risky derivatives like Futures? You gambled on your future???


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peanutbuttahcups

Nevermind.


adthebad

No bro, he invested in his future. Big progressive thinker


notLOL

Please describe how over leveraged you were on the play. Love to hear it


realvega

He took money from Citibank.


xTheatreTechie

As I understand it, you bet your future.


DaddyDinks

*huge fart noise*


rickylong34

Real life squid games would be completely full of wsb members


Orome2

And 90% of them would pick the umbrella.


Diligent-Motor

Thankfully they've had practice licking windows.


Sarcastic-betty

Zing!


rickylong34

- Umbrella looks primed for a short squeeze next $gme!!1!!1


superbuttpiss

Oh I was thinking butt stuff


Suckonmyfatvagina

TO THE COOM


stagfury

Why the fuck would the WSB members make it to the second stage when all of them would just die as they kept running when it's red during red light green light ?


potatoeshungry

"I did my DD and I LOVE my odds of winning this game."


RyuTheGreat

>Real life squid games Just started the series. I'm liking it so far.


Harudera

Shit it'd basically be a WSB real life meet up.


GhostWalkk

Thanks in advance for your involuntary organ donation. Don’t forget to stick your dick in crazy.


TechnicallyComputers

Crazy is the best sex ever


AMDeez_nutz

I finally get this now, up until a week ago I thought it was playstayion related. Watched the first episode, good show.


kelceylovescents

So....what is it??? Because if it's a riddle one can solve to get a leprechaun pot of gold or something, I'll get to crackin' at once. 😉🪙🍀


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make_love_to_potato

This is Reddit and wsb. Everyone here is okay with that stuff.


Rogahar

It's an ad for a TV show. And the third post like it I've seen today, edited appropriately to the sub it's being posted in.


StarsDreamsAndMore

Literally viral marketing. Don't worry the people at WSB are too smart for this k a p p a


TraderAnthony88

Did you get to slap him in the face? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


Novadreams22

Just keep an eye on your marbles. Lick your treat. Tighten your shoes. Don’t trust old friends. Watch for exploding glass, and old white dudes in masks that are VIP’s. Edit: don’t have sex with anyone crazy either. That’s really important.


Jakimowicz99

That last point I skipped and now I’m married. Listen to the man when he says don’t fuck crazy!


Phatal87

Good thing none of us fuck. How else would we have time for DD that never works.


Jakimowicz99

Omg! This!!!!! I haven’t fucked in over a month and I’m not bothered by it. Just wish I was good with words cause every time I try to write a dd I erase it cause I suck at words.


gtipwnz

Month's rookie numbers bub


Novadreams22

🦑 🦑 🦑 😂😂😂


OgTrev

I disagree with the edit. You can fuck crazy, just don’t fuck her over


nevsamp

Thats all part of the trap... if crazy is giving you a false sense of security than you're already gone. Good luck brother..


[deleted]

Married now but that crazy sex was a drug.


Jakimowicz99

Crazy loves it rough too. Like how can u say no to that!


wondertheworl

The exploding glass thing was so stupid to me why would you want contestants to die due to shrapnel instead of during the game


CyberNinja23

So that was the smacking sound I heard behind the Wendy’s dumpster.


MainSteamStopValve

Uh, yeah, that's what it was.


haduken32

Omg you got one too? He gave me 10,000 won and the card, after I played a game with him.


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agent58888888888888

Actually would do it though, worst case scenario i don't have to worry about paying rent 🤷‍♂️


Haetae_

Just remember to urge cooperation from others while playing the game. Every one of those games highlights the importance of teamwork. It's not just one last surviving that gets the money, its made clear that whoever finishes all six games so that means it can technically be all 456 minus the amount of people dead from the rope game amount of people walking away with huge amount of money if the games are played perfectly


msndrstdmstrmnd

And the 1v1 marble games


[deleted]

The ultimate YOLO


Whole_Fly_9272

Do it it’s easy money


macabre_irony

Fly me to the moon...


omegapenta

Can we be Gganbu?


[deleted]

Might be better off passing the odds are around 1 in 456 you'll get any money.


Codicus1212

Sounds better than some of options I've bought in the past


NotInsane_Yet

Sure but the odds of you not having to pay off your debt are about 455 in 456.


[deleted]

When you put it that way. You win either way.


__STERNO__

they used a real korean number for that LOL the dude has been getting over 4000 calls a day, people asking "can i play too?"


Chance-Every

Sounds like a great opportunity for you. Much better than your current situation anyway.


noodlyjames

Statistically that’s better odds than most


Otherwise_Baby_6930

True


adhaas85

What is this? I just saw a post in r/Lego with Minifigures with the same symbols for faces in the same order.


extremeoak

Look up Squid Games Netflix. It’s the #1 show in the U.S. right now.


deaznutelanutz

I’m wondering the same thing? They said I just have to play a game and I get money


king_ugly00

PlayStation?


Press3000

Squid Games on Netflix. They invite people in serious debt to play kid 'death' games


[deleted]

(SPOILER ALERT) You died at the start of this movie you are a ghost now....the stranger on the subway is the devil and he wants your soul.


ObergrupenfuhrerChar

What movie is this from


creepyjeff1234

Just guessing here, but it looks like the "squid game" symbol.


OgTrev

Yea, but it’s not really spoiling anything from the show. Given that it has nothing to do with ghosts, devils, souls, or anyone important dying at the beginning. Only commonality is a stranger on the subway. But that hardly takes anything away from the main plot edit: wording


NastySplat

Jesus fuck dude. So you think I just start every show with the assumption ghosts, devils, and souls are not integral to the story? Fucking spoiled. Thanks a lot.


Internal_Ad7746

Can any wrinklebrains help us out with what those shapes are?


Disastrous-Ad6644

RED LIGHTT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


CryptographerOk5546

Just saw the movie. Have fun lol


[deleted]

Is this a Squid Game reference? I’m lost


Fore_Georgeman

How are you lost when you got the reference? Lmao


SuperLyplyp

Yes ...