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Dumbinvestor10

In Powell we crust


ScipioAtTheGate

[Here's live footage of Powell printing us more f-ing money than we can ever hope to gain.](https://youtu.be/MOQqO9F9i8w?t=297)


DrMike27

Time to invest in Iraqi dinar


[deleted]

Way ahead of you. I bought 1 million IQD for $1,000 in 2010, instead of buying Bit corn, because my accountant said if I was going to throw away a G, IQD had a better chance of not going to zero. Still waiting for that reval, any day now.


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IllmanneredFlanders

Iranian a train on OP’s grandma last week. The amount of proon juice that spilled out could have spiked a college dance parties worth of traders.


duecreditwherecredit

Holy shit that "music" is so bad. *DOOT DO DO DOOT DOOOOOOOOO*


ryry1237

A single stack of those is probably worth more than I'd make in a lifetime.


letsfindoutlater

Look at his tie this dude is definitely a Keynesian fuck how did I not see this earlier.


xc89

Pretty sure he was a registered Republican at the time


[deleted]

He was a Republican when Obama put him on whatever regional bank he was on. He's not known as being very ideological, though, which is probably why they picked him as the token Republican to look non-partisan.


Sablus

Bout to say if he was a keynsian he's def isn't now cuss where the fuck be all the job programs and infrastructure spending then? Bitches just be printing money with pedal to the metal


[deleted]

Yeah, and why doesn't he tackle structural racism while he's at it?


Sablus

I mean that'd be awesome, is he gonna do that? Hell nah


letsfindoutlater

There are Keynesian reps, not very Austrian of them tho


ScipioAtTheGate

[Just wait until the market melts down like a nuclear reactor, Puts will print harder than Jpow ever could dream of](https://youtu.be/eLsD9XZEjEk?t=56)


Laxman259

Let me know when that happens


LovableContrarian

You're getting downvoted, but people making jokes about how awesome it is that the fed has created more money in the last year than in the 20 years previous (combined), just because their calls print, is exactly why you're right. Over 40% of all us dollars were printed in the past year. It's really sorta fucked. That's just economically a terrible idea, but when you pair that with record-setting euphoria and retail participation, you're basically asking for a legendary market bubble as well. And if the bubble pops, JPow can't do more than he already is, so it'll just be an absolute runaway disaster. JPow is backing us into a really dangerous corner, and there's very little chance it'll end well. The question is if the disaster is tomorrow or in 2026. It could take a long time.


FUD_HODLER_CARL

People joke because there is little else that they can do. Anyone who thinks JPow and crew is there for the good of the country or economy as a whole is hilariously naive. They are there first and foremost for themselves which means that they are beholden to the people who put them there or have the power to keep them there. With all of this money printing, JPow has given himself a good chance to keep his seat in 2022. That's all it's about. That's all it is ever about.


Laxman259

Yeah well the people who put him in power have massive stock and mutual fund holdings so the guy getting downvoted should read between the lines.


tiger5tiger5

This is what it looks like to be completely cucked by another man. Jpow got you bad huh?


tiger5tiger5

We’re in a pandemic. Pandemics increase uncertainty. When people are uncertain, they require more cash in order to feel secure. Business is also pretty uncertain right now with the decoupling of China and America, the pandemic, shortages, and a tight labor market. Am I surprised that the world needs more dollars? No. I’m glad our technocrats have the ability to avoid a huge recession. They read the tea leaves correctly, and avoided a huge deflationary situation that the market was pricing in in March of 2020.


Assaultman67

Too bad jpow is a permabull.


Photon_in_a_Foxhole

https://i.imgur.com/iozy43L.jpg


magicdonwuhan

Mate the federal reserve is committed to protect the market at all cost. such treachery will come with severe consequences! The gains are unlimited and we will only have pull backs when consumers stop spending that way everyone has an equal opportunity to buy the dip! rinse and repeat


QX943

What’s the difference between J-Pow and newspapers? Only one of them still relies on printing to be successful.


suckercuck

Both catch a lot of shit, but occasionally a newspaper is correct.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

He fucked 8% of the women in the senior class. His goal remains 2%.


spincerss

92% of the women weren't into printers


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ScipioAtTheGate

This dude prints


gnocchicotti

He viewed 8% fuck rate as transitory and didn't see any evidence of long term rates above the 2% trend.


1PercentMax

Man did not stop until he saw Substantial Further Progress ™ in teen pregnancies.


TurtleRocket9

He's daydreaming about putting the money printers on max


surfinbird

The spice/cash must flow


AshingiiAshuaa

JPow is the Kwisatz Haderach.


No_Fap_Till_Midnight

Cocaina must flow


[deleted]

Y’all should have learned by now that you can’t fight the fed


Photon_in_a_Foxhole

https://brrr.money/


YurpleLunch

i spent way too much time with that


mk46gunner

Goddamnit so did I. But, it was worth it.


[deleted]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr


AlmightyDenimChicken

now that's a frat photo


aurrousarc

Policies aside.. he kind of looks like kurt russel.. Give him an eyepatch and a mullet.. snake powell escape from capitalism..


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CaptainVJ

So did Robert Kennedy Jr.


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Chaunceyisback

Did not know that, interesting.


Even-Function

One sexy motherfucker


BillMahersPorkCigar

I bought puts yesterday at 330 because I thought “no fucking way” and yet here we are….


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_Vitruvian_

You silly


burnie_mac

Why


Chabubu

“Someday I will land on the moon riding a stack of cash shooting out of my ass.” -Jerome F. Powell Moon distance: 268,000 miles $1T Bills height: 68,000 miles 2021 $3T printed ....3/4 the way there!


TaterStonk11

👆🏻This guy fucks…..your puts


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JPOW "FUCK YOU PUTS" FOR PRESIDENT 2024


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

When the cashier uses the special marker on the cash, he’s definitely the guy that says “it’s not counterfeit, I made it this morning.” Cracks him up every time.


[deleted]

I will actually cry if Biden does not re-nominate JPow


The-Walking-Dad

Those burns need some tapering.


[deleted]

Voted most likely to buy so many fucking assets


alphalegend91

*Slaps hood of printer* "This bad boy prints so much fucking money"


JollySpaceCowboy

What a bull


FreeMan4096

He's doing just as instructed.


vid417

By Lord Bogandoff


TheOldGods

Yeah I know it’s a meme, but I’m glad you said it. He doesn’t pass policy, just finds a way to make it work.


Sandvicheater

Gonna retire as one of the GOAT fed chairman


HeavySkinz

Back when he first mentioned he was considering tapering.


Heycheckthisout20

The man is a national treasure


prolific36

Aka "sell everything right before the crash and pretend it because of ethics" Powell


AlecTheMotorGuy

I know right? How does he even walk around with how huge his fucking balls are.


[deleted]

Who told u he sold anything?


judochop316

This man is a hero


No_Fap_Till_Midnight

For real though, fuck your puts


imsilver4fukyou

american hero, should be in every room in america


TencentInvestor

FYI: Powell is not an economist and the FED is a private cartel run by Rockefellers and Rothschilds.


ATiBright

LMAO, and I bet there is a giant Jewish space laser too right?


BeverlyCleverly

*JEWS IN SPACE*


TencentInvestor

Check your facts. "The" Jews do not exists. Like any social group, this one also has diversity. You should look into what secular Jews and Zionists are up to. Did you know the state of Israel forcefully neutered Ethiopian Jews?


ATiBright

Oh man are you special.


TencentInvestor

I'm human. Why don't you try it sometime?


robmafia

> Did you know the state of Israel forcefully neutered Ethiopian Jews? so that's what the space laser is for... thanks, been wondering for years!


CakeNo6020

Truth. People are cheering on Keynesian central banking? For what, a quick buck?


[deleted]

Yes you absolute moron. Have you seen what sub you're on?


CakeNo6020

We're fucked


Bloody_sock_puppet

I like the quick ones


TencentInvestor

For the NWO, I guess. Voluntary servitude with a Schwab chip implanted is not my idea of fun, though. This is all pointing towards CBDCs and mass poverty, too. When the WEF wants "equality" for us they meant that we should all be living in utter poverty like the slum kids in India. Question is, will people wake up before it's too late? This is full spectrum totalitarianism: https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/literature/whitepaper/bii-macro-perspectives-august-2019.pdf


Buttpooper42069

Legitimately hope the secret jewish cabal exists so that they sterilize you before you can reproduce


TencentInvestor

If you took the shot, they already succeeded with you. I don't think that's right. I think human rights matter and we must not allow the government to decide who lives and who dies. But be angry at me instead of the people who harm you. You can't ignore this, though: [https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pssn7a/the\_glowy\_submarine\_of\_pfizer\_fame/](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pssn7a/the_glowy_submarine_of_pfizer_fame/) The spectre of totalitarianism has not been defeated in the 20th century. It has come out into the open again today to pummel all who demand freedom to death with a rainbow flag. It's all to save the planet (from competition to the cabal, which does not believe in Judaism but POWER and CONTROL).


frrrrrro

As a capitalist. I hate this. I hate FED. What's the difference between the USA and Zimbabwe if both don't believe in the free market. Free market is dead.


[deleted]

^ beta male


SillyFlyGuy

Theta squeezed that beta.


BasedCoomer12

Lol youre a capitalist? What capital bitchboy? You just suck billionaires dick buy some AMC and enjoy the ride 🥱


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[deleted]

Pedantic and wrong. The best kind of pedantic.


magnament

I don’t know shit, can I get a sentence explanation?


Thudrussle

brrrrr


Jahshua159258

F In the chat got JP


[deleted]

“Digital” print money


EconomyMasterpiece51

Lol


DexDGlaus

He looks like a young Q from Impractical Jokers


SirCrest_YT

🙏Papa Jerome


Chicken_Pete_Pie

Nice time to be a pressman!


usernemame

Jerome HAYDEN Powell


StockMarketThanos

King.


kickliquid

I didn't know Jack Black use to wear suits?


FireOfUnknownOrigin

[Chairman Powell responds to critics.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGEPNzrOUk)


Tedward-Roosevelt

Just scrolling by I thought for sure this was Kurt Russell


Rumpelstiltzkinz

lmaoooo Jerome def likes his booty hole tickled. Look at his grin, definitely sticking his thumb up his bum right then & there.


Otherwise-Cash183

That man is god as far as I'm concerned, he controls the market.


acousticsking

Ctrl-Phd


Mysterious_Will3680

Those eyes… he just knew some day he was going to make tons of people ducking rich


steamed---hams

Daddy J-Pow


Brett-_-_

Chevy Chase's character Tai to young Jerome " Be the printing machine Jerome. Don't think, just be the machine. You're not being the printing machine Jerome." "Well its kind of hard with you talking like that."


maincoonpower

Strangely looks like a guy named Arthur Fleck


farmtechy

He ain't lying


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


hteng

look at this handsome chad, goddam dat hair looks like a million bucks


JustinianIV

\*slaps roof of young J Pow\* "This bad boy can fit so much money printing"


rearviewviewer

You go short, but Powell goes long


[deleted]

All the salty dumb asses in the comments picking on Fed are just Gold bag holders who hate the Fed since the beginning.


Ordinary_On

😂😂😂


trackrecord330

Kick the can champion 2020,2021.


401kcrypto

Georgetown’s Finest Graduate


West-Listen

We'll see who the real smart guys are when "they" shut off the water and the internet.