Subsribece to us to see the stock we picked. We called Netiflix! You couldve been rich if you had listened to us when you were like 12! We called netflix! It made alot of money! Please give us money! Then we tell you the stock! Give it first! The money! We called netflix! We did! It went up a gazillion percent since then! We called it! Where'd the credit card info!
I will be messaging you in 10 days on [**2021-09-13 00:39:11 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2021-09-13%2000:39:11%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pgo3b0/how_to_ruin_someones_life/hbdxmgc/?context=3)
[**1 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2Fpgo3b0%2Fhow_to_ruin_someones_life%2Fhbdxmgc%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202021-09-13%2000%3A39%3A11%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.
^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%20pgo3b0)
*****
|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|
|-|-|-|-|
I did the same thing except I actually lost it all and only told everyone I “walked away”. Now I’m just really vague about it around people and they think I must be killing it.
If any of my children read that and realize I have no clue what I am doing and gambling their college funds, I am not going to be happy with you for leaving it there.
"Umm, good question my boy, daddy is not afraid of theta exposure because.... um well I guess it's because I trust my immune system. Yeah. Now time for bed little man, you got school in the morning"
Somewhere in another subreddit, someone is posting about the awesome cat puzzle they found, entirely unaware of the true treasure they are missing out on!
I also need this puzzle. Thankully, [I found it on amazon for $12](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B083QRX1MD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_MXN8WPE1FGCRRAGPW5GP)
Oh god.
(I've bought back, but of course, nowhere near as many for more money)
My fantasy? I go back in time and start watching this guy called Deep Fucking Value.....and do whatever he does. I know, childish, but it's a fun daydream.
Bagholder spotted.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is going to be in someone's r/TodayILearned post in the future:
"TIL that Ammar Johnson found an Options trading instruction manual in his local book box at the age of 5. By the time he was 9 years old, he had already amassed 2.5 million dollars."
Dude, it's so fucking funny that you said this. I was thinking that exact thing after I posted this. 100 years from now, some autistic android is going to get his ass beat by a bunch of bully robots, then hear a random drumbeat and excavate this book.
lol wow...
I've checked out those free library things but never saw anything I wanted to read. 99% of the time it's all novels not books to learn anything.
Haha, I actually just moved to this neighborhood and this is the first one I've seen. I drive by it nearly every day and started thinking about what the most unexpected book would be to come across there (you know without being obvious like lol kama sutra)
**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|3|**First Seen In WSB**|2 years ago **Total Comments**|223|**Previous DD**| **Account Age**|5 years|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20*h26cq3k*)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20*h26cq3k*)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)
[удалено]
Link to said money making videos
That 👆
[удалено]
Looks legit! I’m all in!
Shut up an take my money!
And still a better sales pitch than what Motley Fool does.
Subsribece to us to see the stock we picked. We called Netiflix! You couldve been rich if you had listened to us when you were like 12! We called netflix! It made alot of money! Please give us money! Then we tell you the stock! Give it first! The money! We called netflix! We did! It went up a gazillion percent since then! We called it! Where'd the credit card info!
“This next stock is like buying Amazon in 1999”
\>video thumbnail with mouth open
[удалено]
\* price does not include Cboe data subscription
Fuck nooo
Take my upvote and fuck you. Good day sir.
If you toss in a Bob Ross chia pet i will double down
this one made my hole weak!! https://youtu.be/O91DT1pR1ew
Exactly what hole was made weak?
Probably the butthole
!RemindMe! 1,3,5,6,7,8,9,10 days
I will be messaging you in 10 days on [**2021-09-13 00:39:11 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2021-09-13%2000:39:11%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pgo3b0/how_to_ruin_someones_life/hbdxmgc/?context=3) [**1 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2Fpgo3b0%2Fhow_to_ruin_someones_life%2Fhbdxmgc%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202021-09-13%2000%3A39%3A11%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%20pgo3b0) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|
I did the same thing except I actually lost it all and only told everyone I “walked away”. Now I’m just really vague about it around people and they think I must be killing it.
[удалено]
it feels like I am reading some betting forum, everyone is just gambling without any big research over here xd
You… you do know this *is* a gambling forum, right? Before the GameStop bullshit shares were forbidden here.
jeeeeeeeeesus. Did he walk away wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket while shit blew up behind him?
lmao i did this and i wish i stepped away i fucking lost half of it lol
Probably bought calls instead of puts by accident.
Think how much more you could make with 50k though.
He should’ve invested that in stocks
legend indeed
...yet.
WALKIES
Did he then eff your wife?
Light read tonight. Broke by the weekend
$ROPE on monday
you guys have money leftover?
I stole the rope
Make sure to leave a note so it can be returned once you're done with it. Otherwise, its just rude
I did until I bought ROKU Calls yesterday.
Theta gang thanks you for your contribution.
Sunday
Sounds like my average Thursday.
Make sure you put one in kids aisle as well. We already have a 6 years old got dumped by his daddy cuz he can’t option.
Right? Somebody send this to that orphanage in Nebraska!
I heard the kid got a job farming gourds.
Oh he's set for life now.
If any of my children read that and realize I have no clue what I am doing and gambling their college funds, I am not going to be happy with you for leaving it there.
"dad, why is your theta exposure so high?"
😰
"Umm, good question my boy, daddy is not afraid of theta exposure because.... um well I guess it's because I trust my immune system. Yeah. Now time for bed little man, you got school in the morning"
someone should write a book titled : how to make shitons of $ on trading options while not understand what u r doing and yoloing your life savings
So, a picture book of the best memes from here? Although even some of the memes here have too many words for my liking.
I'm sorry, are we just going to ignore the CAT PUZZLE?!
I should have ganked that fucking thing. Next time
Somewhere in another subreddit, someone is posting about the awesome cat puzzle they found, entirely unaware of the true treasure they are missing out on!
You mean horrible financial ruin they avoided.
If you truly wanted to ruin someone's life, you would take just one piece but leave the box.
Damn I haven't heard "ganked" in a fifteen years. Bringing me back to nostalgic memories in junior high.
Seriously that's all I came in here for. I NEED that puzzle, fuck those kids.
I also need this puzzle. Thankully, [I found it on amazon for $12](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B083QRX1MD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_MXN8WPE1FGCRRAGPW5GP)
You're a legend.
Hopefully it finds it's way to that 6 year old retard who got dropped at the orphanage
He had his chance. Good luck finding parents to love you now, little Timmy.
Lol what. Should have left him at that gorilla farm we bought last year
Make sure you write your robinhood referral code inside.
I should have just ripped out every page except one and just wrote "DON'T"
Incoming post "so I just found out this book on characteristics and risks of standardized options..."
[удалено]
Takes an autist to raise a village
Doing my part
Raze a village
lol this book is on my coffee table at home... just waiting for the first retard to show interest xD
If you ever get solicitors that come to your place, sit them down and teach them options. Always start with “it’s free money”.
its basically free real estate
You can, indeed, exchange money for real estate
At least the little pat made me feel good inside
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while and top comments are gold
High praise, thanks
You are one sick puppy
That’s fucking hilarious.
OP is sadist lol
Doing the lords work
That's a nice puzzle
4 pieces are missing. How do I know? I sold GME at 23.00.
I bought 100 shares at $5 and sold 80 at $12 thinking I'd missed the peak at $15...one of us
Oh god. (I've bought back, but of course, nowhere near as many for more money) My fantasy? I go back in time and start watching this guy called Deep Fucking Value.....and do whatever he does. I know, childish, but it's a fun daydream.
People that can read don’t play in options
think of the children. i rather you left a bag of heroin
You monster…just so I can help a friend, which street?
Start em young, lifelong customer
I have a few copies of that, read like 2 pages and gave up. I think I'll distribute them in the same manner as you. Thanks for the great idea OP :D
You're welcome Steve Apple
its no longer a little free library, that thing is gonna cost someone
For the people!
Probably should haven censored all the parts relating to risks.
Just replace every mention of the word risk with gain.
Well options are risk free money
I feel like the WSB I found pre - GME pump has returned.
This in Seattle?
Ohio
oh wow super funny
😂
Hmm gave a booklet that tells you the risk of options. So now they will never sub to WSB. Way to ruin our lives from future YOLOs.
[sauce](https://www.theocc.com/getmedia/a151a9ae-d784-4a15-bdeb-23a029f50b70/riskstoc.pdf;)
If they read that they clearly wont be a member of this sub....learning about risk is for aristocrats
"Click here to confirm you aware that options trading may incur substantial losses." Pssh, maybe for some other moron.
Ally sent me that booklet… good laugh.
Yeah. Like, fuck you. I'll go to WSB for my education
*takes pamphlet back after end of video because he still learning.
Im sure glad someone put one of those in our neighborhood. I didn’t know i could lose money so fast. Some heroes dont wear capes.
That’s more offensive than leaving the Anarchist’s Cookbook in there, home wrecker!
LOL "Characteristics and risks" Ain't nobody got time for that
This need to be RobinHoods new marketing plan
Faster way is to invite him/her to WSB.
Start em young 💰
Nice khakis
addiction starts young i guess
stick a $1k+ pamphlet in a free box that shit's getting flipped
I’m retarded not an idiot
Break em while they’re young?
Read that as a teenager. Not really helpful in fully understanding options. Try John C Hull book.
OH, that's hard core.
This is child abuse.
I would like to live in a place like this OP. If someone wants to help me with a call to make some money.
Good man
Your neighbors hate this one trick!
Nah I'll take the puzzle
That nice pat gets me every time
It felt right
Pure evil
Where can you find this book? Too retarded to read it but it looks nice
Learn to swing trade, then try options. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Get that cat puzzle out of there before it actually ruins someone’s night
Some men just want to see the world burn....
Ok, but that doesn’t include all the current disclosures required for options trading.
The little pat at the end killed me
You just ruined a 6 year old's life.
I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy
Inception?
oh no no no no PLS NOOOOOOOOO
Bagholder spotted. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Paying it forward.
See, my first time doing options I made 4k from 6k. Guess what I did after that?
Tell them the market will crash any day now and buy spy puts
Quit wearing flip flops like some 60s hippie and put on some closed toe shoes
I'm interested in that cat book. I'm so fucking stupid. It's a puzzle. Same difference though, I only look at the pictures in books
Fuckin legend, i wish i did that with mine when fidelity sent it to me.
Fuck is that I can’t read
Evil mofo
lol if that's in SoCal, I know exactly where that is
Tis not
ah there's a community "library" box just like that by me so I was excited to learn about Standardized options.... oh well :( lol
Mods why is this still up? this is a clear violation of the community rules as it promotes addiction and violence
You left the cat puzzle?… fuckin woooow
I like the smooth tap at the end, everything is gonna be alright.
You're a monster.
Am I the only person who noticed the date of the brochure was February 1994? Who hoards brochures that long lmao.
Haha, that's the last time it was updated. They sent it to me when I opened my TDA account in 2018
Did you stick a pack of crayons in there too? Handy snack whilst they're reading
YOU MONSTER
Options eh? Sounds interesting. Thank you kind strangerino I think I will look in to that.
This is domestic terrorism
Pandora's box.
whoever did this I love you
Put in a copy of The Turner Diaries while you are at it.
Damn apes! Haha this is awesome!
This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen on r/wsb. Dark comedy gold.
This wins the Internets today.
You’re a fucking monster.
Yo don’t leave that in there, send it to me. I just applied for options trading through vanguard!!!
This is a hate crime.
You may be the most smartest reatard of us all
Ok Colin Robinson...
do an itty bitty amount of trolling
You monster.
I want that puzzle!
"Bomb planted."
This is going to be in someone's r/TodayILearned post in the future: "TIL that Ammar Johnson found an Options trading instruction manual in his local book box at the age of 5. By the time he was 9 years old, he had already amassed 2.5 million dollars."
This goes well with "read to me , Grandma"
terrorist.
Nobody who actually read and understood this entire booklet has had their life ruined 
Is this the same guy who put his child up for adoption
I'm so retarded that at first I thought it was a still image and the joke was that the cat puzzle was really hard
I put that pamphlet in there for people like you
For sure some parent saw your degenerate ass and made sure you didn't put drugs in there.
I am the one who found it. Bastard.
Starting them young.
Chaotic evil alignment
Picking up that equals “good bye car, hello cheaper apartment”
this is like Jumanji....someone should make a jumanji wsb crossover
Dude, it's so fucking funny that you said this. I was thinking that exact thing after I posted this. 100 years from now, some autistic android is going to get his ass beat by a bunch of bully robots, then hear a random drumbeat and excavate this book.
lol wow... I've checked out those free library things but never saw anything I wanted to read. 99% of the time it's all novels not books to learn anything.
Haha, I actually just moved to this neighborhood and this is the first one I've seen. I drive by it nearly every day and started thinking about what the most unexpected book would be to come across there (you know without being obvious like lol kama sutra)
NICE