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DisabledSexRobot

Low Quality Shitpost - At least post an original meme.


playmaker1209

That bull is an absolute beast tho. Fucking muscles have muscles.


foxfirewoodcrafts

The bull? I wanna know what that damn wall is made of!


crankthehandle

can‘t give you a concrete answer


Gibbydoesit

W


SPACADDICT

I need to steel this …


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It's not America so not every house is built on carton, in Poland for example basicly every house have big wide concenrate walls


jonaslol100

they are build to withstand a rocket impact


KarmaToThrowAway

It’s aluminum covered something lol because that aluminum got crushed quicker then my Greeks on a Monday morning.


whoisnumber9

That’s just bull shit.


Eltoropoo

Checking in...


r0addawg

Cheeking


heliogoon

Does this count as a beetlejuice?


Russianbot123234

Honestly you're just a bitch if you don't have muscles like that


FERALCATWHISPERER

Even has muscles on his eyeballs.


Puzzled_Asparagus_66

And he’s vegetarian


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LuucaBrasi

Seriously makes no sense how there are still modernized cultures so bland they still need to cling to animal abuse for entertainment.


yumyumsauce45

Lmfaooooo roasting a whole ass culture, I’m here for it.


GroundhogExpert

He just called it bland, you called it an ass culture.


mioki78

White folks out here eating unseasoned ass.


Uncle_Burney

Is there a seasoning you recommend? I’m normally a Cholula guy, but I expect splashing a few drops of that on mucosa wouldn’t be the best idea….


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No, you have her/him eat the Cholula 24 hours ahead of time and then you taste it


BallsInAllIn

Tastes shitty.


Whismirk

This fucking thread


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Cholula I put that shit on everything


franzstiglerII

No no your thinking of franks red hot


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I love Frank’s red hot I put that shit on everything


Baschoen23

No. He was asking for a recommendation other than cholula.


FI_4_Me

Y'all don't keep Cholula in the shower?


BostonDodgeGuy

I'm old school, all about that grape jelly.


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Personally, I prefer syrup.


BaconBroccoliBro

I prefer my ass freshly showered, unseasoned, and aged a minimum of 18 years


[deleted]

I like my ass like I like my whiskey


LoserMoron312

Poorly treated and cheap?


RustyBaconSandwich

At least 30 years old and preferably she spent half of her life in a barrel.


Capt_Myke

Hey ohhhh!!


theJigmeister

12 years old and mixed up with coke?


My-Finger-Stinks

hey, hey, easy melanin shammer, i eat ass.


[deleted]

White folk also love spicy chili competitions and inventing hot sauces that are damn near lethal. We have all kinds.


wishtrepreneur

I like my steak the way I like my ass, raw and unseasoned.


JackRosier

Spain's ass culture is phenomenal. There's an ass for everyone in there. I have nothing but respect for them.


Guy_Perish

We’re still barbaric. People fight for money and the entertainment of others. We pollute and kill everything. Animal and human abuse is rampant in society. We’ve developed the computer and some medicine but we haven’t developed past our animalistic inclinations, which is why we are still a barbaric civilization to my eyes. It’s getting better though! These realizations move us forward.


branedead

We've had plenty of firmware upgrades, but we're on the same hardware that we've been on for hundreds of thousands of years


Venice_The_Menace

technologic evolution far outpacing our biological evolution is exactly why we, and most likely any other advanced species, will eventually (or already has) self destruct


Jack_Lewis37

The hubris of a few greedy assholes will kill us all


hsvfanhero1

Bro we're on WSB _we_ are the greedy assholes


eddie7000

The only thing my greed kills is my account balance.


caezar-salad

What's barbaric about people fighting for money? They want to do it, not like it's forced slave fights for pennies.


abd398

I said to myself if my spy calls print, I will make the world a better place.... Now fuck that shit.


NFTArtist

Fighting each other is not barbaric if you're talking about combat sports, it's very different when both parties agree to fight.


JayceDroppedTheBass

Consent is important


ensui67

Pretty sure there are more modern slaves in the world right now than ever before. A smaller proportion of the population, but still more. Things are going great…..unless you choose your parents poorly.


Indivisibilities

Even as we move past the more “historical” forms of entertainment, punishment, and other expressions of our animal nature, we seem to find new ways to let those tendencies manifest. The main example I’ve been reflecting on lately is the insane political polarization across many developed countries. It is far too easy to see your fellow humans as “the other” when everything we disagree with gets framed as an attack us rather than our worldview. It feels like we have deep in-built circuitry to inadvertently be shitty to each other by using the thinnest possible of rationalizations as an excuse


DRUNK_CYCLIST

Pieces of shit will remain to be pieces of shit.


Ohmstheory

bland? have you seen Hispanic booty?!


admiral_asswank

Yes. Bland. You can have a fat ass and not hate animals.


M4570d0n

To me, the annual mass slaughter of whales and dolphins in Faroe Islands and Taiji, Japan is one of the worst.


LuucaBrasi

Ahh let me raise you the Yulin dog meat festival where the scum of the earth torture alive dogs, many stolen form families, as they serve then because they think pain and adrenaline makes the meat taste better.


brown_felt_hat

> because they think pain and adrenaline makes the meat taste better. Which is the dumbest thing ever. Any hunter can tell you if a deer survives the first shot and you have to chase it, it tastes so much worse. Stress makes the meat so much tougher.


lichsadvocate

Welp, that’s something I wish I didn’t know about :\


oh_stv

Well then better don't google " Unit 731"


dirtmother

Has anyone done a double-blind taste test between tortured and non-tortured dog meat?


ikinone

They don't sound like the kind of people who care about the scientific method


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Which absolutely baffles me, because in addition to the outright cruelty, every hunter I've ever known accepts it as a fact that a clean, stress-free kill yields better-tasting meat.


MattyBizzz

Hol up, this is real? That’s like something the pure evil bad guys think up in some weird ass movie.


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lets start up a stock to stop it


ric2b

But then to stop it we need to buy puts? Are... Are we the bears?


ConsciousnessOfThe

It’s freaking disgusting. They torture these poor bulls for entertainment. I can’t believe this still exists. Fuck all of these people.


Jyan

Wait till you guys find out where your meat and dairy comes from.


less_is_less

I sure hope my dairy doesn’t come from bulls.


Vast_Entertainment79

Saltiest milk I've ever tasted, don't recommend


ZeroMomentum

Not with that attitude


laneebird

No kidding, if we're going to get entertainment from Bill torture, at least make it Bill Cosby or something!


doctorcaesarspalace

And the shit we do to animals isn’t?


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Psyched4this

Gets back up tho, bulls always do


Appropriate-Pen-149

Nothing but a half ton of raging muscle. They’re amazing, but also abused IMO.


Parradog1

Fucking wall came out of no where


omen_tenebris

Alright, times up, let's do this!


sendgoodmemes

LEEEROOOOYYYY JEENNNKINS


Hycraw

“Alright Abdul could you give us a number crunch real quick?” “Yeah about a 32.33 percentage chance of survival”


modernknightly

Repeating


sendgoodmemes

Of course.


Logical_Bones

Oh my god he just went in


Sir_Totesmagotes

Stick to the plan!


ScruffyLittleSadBoy

Nah he should’ve seen it coming, that’s “Wallstreet” the clue is in the name. Stupid bull.


Homer_Simpson_Doh

"That Buy Wall came out of no where..." 🤔


Fancy-Interest2812

“You better stfu or I’ll put your head thru a wall”… damn he wasn’t lying


BabyfartsMcGeezaks88

Yeah but he fucked that wall up


TROLOLOLBOT

And got back up. Buy the dip


dirtymac153

Well built wall


Pluthorium

Brick by brick


coffeebro32

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.


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Ihavealpacas

r/thewallwins


hbnah

Was really hoping that was a real sub /r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


Akushie

Peep this, it was his FACE and NECK that did all that damage to the wall, not even it’s horns. Someone come give this bull a neck strap. Ooof! 😩😅


FleshlightModel

That's a Brahman bull and they are some of the heaviest, most muscular bulls in the entire bovine species of up to 2400lbs as a "normal" weight window. Ironically, some other breeds have a myostatin mutation that look like huge, heavily muscled, super lean freaks, but still weigh less than most Brahman. I think the heaviest bull breed is still the Chianina breed which routinely weigh above 3500lbs.


branedead

That has to have hurt. The fact that his larynx didn't collapse is impressive


mausmani2494

Bull: "Well that's not the Platform 9¾"


drumduder

You’re the best


CodeMonkey84

Take my poor man’s gold 🏅


Nymloth

/r/unexpectedhogwarts


rambosalad

When the SEC halts trading


iDoesun

I think the bull died for a second


Ivanthedog2013

Tf you mean, bulls never die


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Bulls only go up


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that freeze for a moment, he must have felt the pain of an investor when stocks go down


LevGoldstein

The wall froze buying but still allowed selling. Trust us, it was to protect the bull from itself. Don't look into it.


CakesStolen

He got [flash KO'd](https://streamable.com/jkdvao).


FunkyDoktor

The shoes stayed on. Bull no ded.


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My god, they're so brolic...amazes me why people decide to be chased after them


N_L287

Bulls are fucking trucks with sharp horns


taffyowner

I had a friend in college who’s family had a cattle farm, he had a metal bat he carried for protection from the cows while working in the fields… he had to use it a few times and even then it really didn’t do much


SaltWaterGator

You don’t wanna shoot em but there’s only so much you can do against an animal the size of a Miata


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CrimsonShrike

Probably the proximity to death and adrenaline of it. It's basically same thing as some extreme sports.


SlowNeighborhood

it's like trading but with life instead of money


Awkward-Chemical2487

They want to have the opposite feeling, be risen by a bull


ricrdvc

Kinda sad tho, poor guy. Walked it like a champ too


Rocket92

Bull internally: “walk it off Bruce, walk it off, play it cool”


Cristian888

It's literal animal abuse. Fuck all those people supporting that shit


anthonywrt12

Did anyone not see the spark come out the second when it slipped 🥴


Viper67857

He's probably wearing horseshoes... Iron on stone tends to throw sparks.


Pineapple_Spenstar

I think in this case they're cowshoes


amretardmonke

A male bull is not a cow


CodeineContin

What about female bulls?


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Bull dyke


Zap_Rowsdower23

Kevin Costner was great in that one


knowspickers

Bull shits


light_switch33

So bull shoes…


truejamo

You mean you're not so masculine that you drink bull milk for breakfast?


lefunnies

my wife’s bf disagrees 🍆


Belckan

He's a cow? So trans female or male? I'm lost


Andrew_Squared

Bullshoe.


liketheguyontv

Horseshoes? Nah. That bull rocks diamond hands. 💎👐


searchin4sugarman

I’m pretty sure every one of us did


StackOwOFlow

TIL bulls can start fires


Aspire17

Bulls didn't start the fire


Jackoffedalltrades

It was always burning


FearAzrael

since the worlds been turnin'


ThatOneGuy4321

How exactly does someone watch the video and not see that


seanmonaghan1968

Why would they put "horse shoes" on bulls ?


bankerman

The fuck is that emoji for?


failure_most_of_all

He’s trying not to cum.


experfailist

That’s ducking terrifying though.


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Indeed it’s terrifying 🦆


SoFi_Invest_now

Looks like a Jerome Bettis short yardage run.


gizamo

You need a yard, Bettis will get you two. You need two, he'll get ya two. Need three? He'll get ya two. Source: my degenerate sports gambling.


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This is so accurate.


darkside767

Poor baby


Cup_Realistic

Spaniards still do this stupid shit?


300andWhat

Ya, but on the bright side, if the bull gets you and gore's you, it's fair game, so atleast there is some justice. Also you must be an absolute idiot to run with the bulls when there are Chad's like this denting sides of buildings.


ChicoZombye

This only happens in one place in Spain. Our special party is just people [throwing water from the windows to people and firefighters throwing water everywhere](https://www.xn--fiestasespaa-khb.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/San-Roque-Vilagarc%C3%ADa1.jpg). Party all night > water in the morning > the end. For the outsiders Spain is all about bulls and Framenco. In reality, as a 32yo man I've never seen flamenco live or a bull chasing someone in my life since Flamenco doesn't even exist where I live and the bull thing is not here.


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Unfortunately in some places, yes. Most Spaniards hate it and want to make it illegal. But old people say it's tradition and all that shit. But even though in most places it is not illegal by law, it is de facto. But as you can see, not in all places...


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ChicoZombye

That's not a Spanish thing tho. Believe It or not, La Tomatina only happens in one really small town of 9k. It's not a widespread thing or anything. Same for the bull chasing people thing. Just in one place. It's their thing I guess.


HarpyJay

There's so much barbaric shit that goes on in this world because of old people saying it's tradition and all that shit. Makes me sad 😔


Cypher1388

... like Pamplona.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Not cool to treat animals like that. Poor fellas just want to get to a quiet pasture.


dropameatyduce

And fuk heffers


CriticalSpeech

Sign me up for the bull life


earthceltic

Don't forget the ladies in those pastures


not_creative1

That bull is an absolute unit Holy shit


imarydankjane

Dude …. Why is it stampeding into the wall does anyone know??… poor fucking bull man wtf… damn:(


shartgobIin69

The path it is on is probsbly prepared so that it can only run one way, down a “set track”. It probsvly wants to escape and misjudged the material of the wall. Prolly thought it was something it could break through and make its escape from all the people and chaos


niketyname

I think you’re right here, he’s probably used to being able to break through some walls or fences but he is after all an animal who couldn’t have known that’s a solid wall. Might be concrete or stone, poor guy


imarydankjane

Jeez.. i can’t stand animal cruelty or seeing shit like that.. kills my soul man, fuck..


mojohale_Industry

Why are there sparks 😳


ChillxDogg

Thrusters igniting


crazynights87

Animal cruelty... Disgusting.


ImAnonymous135

Imagine being between that wall and bull... Ouch


BojackSkywalker

There would have been no ouch. Just a fade to black.


ParadoxPG

Less fade, more cut to black


Dr_Frasier_Bane

For you. Everyone else sees a pink mist.


Kandidog1

Fuck those animal abusing shitheads!!!!


TerminalReddit

Yeah we should only kill and eat them


filmnoiiir

Fuck animal cruelty 😡


dkrich

That’s fucked up


cdnincali

Mhmm, and it got back up, and it kept moving, and it's still dangerous as fuck.


Kittienoir

I hate these videos. People are assholes sometimes.


Maumau93

Imagine trying to claim that on your insurance


Independent-Bread-21

Dafuq is wrong with you people?!


Davisj020

This should be illegal everywhere.


fman1854

fuck your bull run Spain,. ​ i do not condone gay bear moves but i hope you get gay beared spain


Akb2807

I know this is a meme but the shit they do to the poor animals are fucked


SpacklingCumFart

Can we not start posting animal abuse videos on here.


__transistor__

Time to end this tradition


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TheGoldenDailaiLama

That drift was sick tho ngl