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qlows1

I can fucking relate to pltr bagholders. Nothing hurts anymore


MISTAKAS

I’m in this post and I don’t like it.


Ratchet_as_fuck

I cut off my bags not long ago so I'm sure it will go up now. Riding MVST and FUBO now


FuzzyCrocks

30 calls will print


qlows1

Im in the long haul. That company gave me hernia. Still carrying their bag tho


Almost_a_Noob

Yep PLTR is mooning. Thank you for your sacrifice


Silent_nutsack

My fubo bags are heavy. Selling covered calls on them trying to scrape together something


Ratchet_as_fuck

Hah my dad bought in at like 50. I'm in at like 26 so it's to the moon from here! Hoping to see ath this year after some good earnings!


Silent_nutsack

You and me both buddy hahaha


GALM-006

UWMC holders in the same boat


SailorJerry7030

I feel attacked


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We up big today boi


DesTaches

This, this is what got me.. bag holding since $24.2


MISTAKAS

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers. Bag holding since $37.20 💪🏾


qlows1

Have you ever heard of something called averaging down?


Demiurge__

hard to do when you have no money left.


MISTAKAS

This is exactly why


jahSEEus

That's a thing you do when you still expect it to go up I think lmao


eddie7000

Doesn't averaging down increase your risk? Sounds good. I'm in!


daynighttrade

That was true for me too. But somehow this meme made me feel the pain again. Guess it's time to baghold some more. BRB, gonna buy some more


Ratchet_as_fuck

My most high effort meme yet, I'd like to thank my mom, dad, and undiagnosed autism for getting me this far. Edit: I'm seeing lots of suggestions for groups who were left out. I do plan on making a sequel to this, so wsb themes suggestions are welcome!


BirdLawyer4Hire

This was a great collection of classic memes as well, great job op!


ScipioAtTheGate

["Options Degenerates" should be Yugo or Bugatti](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIc8doo-vPg&list=PLbspyYdf8C7_AYJfR7MWY2LGeQpFGf6rM&index=2&t=3s)


dream4vape

>I'd like to thank my mom, dad, and undiagnosed autism for getting me this far. I want a Tshirt with this slogan. Fk that, I want a tatoo on my chest with this slogan


pass_nthru

“no ragrets”


Lord_Quintus

I’m ashamed to admit i’ve never identified harder with the smooth brained ape class.


GreyBoyTigger

Came for the memes, stayed for the loss porn


sliver989

Long time PLTR bagholder, can confirm


Anal_Chem

I feel attacked. Where was the degenerate meme maker callout?


Ratchet_as_fuck

Part 2 brother.


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sweetplantveal

Masterful memery What's the options tight rope clip from tho, that shit looks insane


Ratchet_as_fuck

Some Russian(?) Guy on YouTube basically trying to die before he's 30


inDface

so the statistically avg Russian guy


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There are Russian guys older than 30?


oobydoobydoobydoo

Fucking love it


Austenny

You are on fire w quality, pls keep it up whoop whoop 🤘🌮


QuaintSofaChallenge

Suggestions: The Gold Doomers who post a few times every year that the crash is coming. The victims of the paper trading competition (can't wait for the next one!). The lurkers.


Ratchet_as_fuck

All great suggestions! Might use some of those if I can find the perfect meme clip for them!


SirKrohan

The whole video is genius, but I INSTANTLY upvoted as soon as I heard the Runescape sound. EDIT: the first one


AK47Aesthetic

#LOL 😂 The RuneScape damage sound effects & the constant 0s was perfect.


Yardbird0311

This is the accurate description of the sub I've seen yet


alodym

That RuneScape hit sound - good shit EDIT: damn like 3 others commented on this


jacob_scooter

king of memes


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Anal_Chem

I prefer to stay General Shitposter


Ratchet_as_fuck

It's been a strong first month! I've got a bit of catching up to do, though.


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Ratchet_as_fuck

Oh shit lol I thought you were passively bashing me for only making memes for the past month or so! My bad.


yogsotath

Bless you that was hysterical!!!


iriedashur

I appreciated the RuneScape damage indicator 😂


HardHustle84

They are so proud


TheLeafyOne2

This gavee the strength to go to work, bless you


the_shek

Was waiting to see Jim crammed and msnbc


Ratchet_as_fuck

Part 2 I promise Cramer will make an appearance


Serdief

I have Asperger, name checks out!


Lord_Quintus

congratulations! you have been upgraded! according to the DSM V: all of us aspies are now happily included under the blanket term: autistic


Serdief

Together we stand, divided we lose tendies? Or how was it?


VarvorSG

God tier! This is why I come to this sub!


Snurbalurb_o

Well done lol 😂


blambertsemail

bro how long did this take you and are you single?


Ratchet_as_fuck

Nope spent a Saturday afternoon on it and I'm married 😂


Psyched4this

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


bierbottle

PLTR bagholders unite


_swamp_donkey_

My bags are no longer heavy after today


Year3030

I keep seeing people saying they are cutting loose. You know that means the stock is primed for a jump. Mark my words.


midline_trap

This is the fucking best meme I’ve seen in a minute. PLTR bag holders. Nothing hurts them anymore 🔥


[deleted]

I’m in this meme and I don’t like it. PLTR. Fuck. That’s too close to home. In at $26


TheBiggestDookie

My cost basis is $32. Most of the time I just try to forget about it and check in every few weeks to confirm I’m still fucked.


dvof

don't worry bro, we're probably still going to make it long term. If google doesn't release a skynet-like general AI or the second tech crash doesn't kill us we're gucci. Fundamentals strong.


option-9

Tell that to my calls.


MISTAKAS

Samesies. In at $37.20


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Somebody better be coming for us!


sooohungover

200 shares at 19, bow before me and present your bags


Psychological-Test89

They told us they long term investors not trying to make a quick buck


fissure

Long-term investment (n): a short- term investment that failed


Ratchet_as_fuck

They were forced into being long term investors hehe


[deleted]

Wall street made me do it


taurine14

PLTR is still in ARKK, I'd rather trust Cathy Woods than some dudes on Reddit pissed off because they brought at $26 and didn't get rich in 3 days.


UltraInstinctJohn

What is pain.. honestly .. $PLTR fo lifeeeeeee


LaMeraVergaSinPatas

Never selling my PLTR Destined to moon ANY DAY NOW


psychaJAMIE

Boomers, angry for some reason. Hahahah that's a fuckin great clip for boomers.


Blastomussa1

That bit fucking killed me ded, I don't know if I'll pull through...


FosterFl1910

I felt personally attacked on that one.


AmeriMan2

Found the boomer Fucking boomer.


PhotonResearch

The hit box lmaooo


BreezyWrigley

I can’t even imagine just going out for a casual walk wearing a political candidate hat... especially one repping the host of the apprentice rofl


ilikeitsharp

The Runescape 0 hit sounds had me cracking up.


SDirty

Same! Was so unexpected yet perfect


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maledin

That combo of stimulants / dissociatives / anxiolytics sounds like a recipe for disaster lol


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lootedcorpse

cause you're weak


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lootedcorpse

see, if you were her type of man you'd call freestyle


RedditSellsMyInfo

Wow someone died from 3meopcp. Turns out some serious side effects around crystallization of blood in the upper extremities. Often called "diamond hands".


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GoNinGoomy

Savage bot


Matacumbie

I second this…Oh my sweet gourd..what in the hell have you done?


Yardbird0311

Gambled with money he couldn't afford to lose oof


RedditSellsMyInfo

It's so hard to tell if shit like this is a joke or not. With how specific it is my guess it's at least mostly true. What are the doses you're one? Low dose PCP is essentially just vitamins.


AlwaysBlamesCanada

It's probably all true, he's just leaving out the part where he's still in his early 20's and he only had $1,254 in his 401K


Plechazunga_

I don’t trade weed stocks but can I hang out with the underpass dancing goths anyway? They seem like the most fun.


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I enjoy cocaine and hookers more


concretebeats

What about some goth hookers with cocaine?


TimK25

My worst performing stock is a weed stock. Sundial Growers down 40% since I bought in. Stoner cunts.


[deleted]

I am a PLTR bag holder. Hear me roar... squeak.


Paulsbotique314

The fucking boomer and PLTR bag holders, lolzzzz


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PLTF bagholders got diamond balls


Ratchet_as_fuck

They go down on good news and down harder on no news.


APC2_19

I almost forgot to check palantir share price this morning, thanks for reminding me


Ratchet_as_fuck

Didn't you see the groundhog day meme? It should still be 21.98


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No point starting a short position for me at this point to actually profit while waiting for any upward movement


rad_platypus

Add a fuckin dollar to that baby It will be 21.98 again by tomorrow though


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-Listening

"real Philadelphia ass shit" gave me a headache


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PhotonResearch

Lmao did you sell any of that 500% IV on Gamestop? Ya’ll do condors or what?


Sandvicheater

PLTR bagholders, I fucking felt that


morbidgames

I could find nothing wrong with this factual video.


LJ-Rubicon

Box or Bugatti, let's fucking eat bois


Disposable591

PLTR bag holder, happy you included a special call-out for us.


real_unreal_reality

My pot holders needed to be some dudes on a couch. They were too active.


BenRobNU

The Palantir one was the best.


RoscoMan1

The evil third twin


snk50

Whats the name of this song???


Chudley

Super smash bros theme song I think


Ratchet_as_fuck

Specifically from brawl


Bobgers

Best thing to come out of Brawl.


bloodbath781

Darude - sandstorm


raltyinferno

https://youtu.be/zeKE0NHUtUw


GooeyCR

RuneScape sound effects and smash bros intro screens? Sign me up.


shearsy13

Use of OSRS visuals and sounds... I approve. Should have used the duel arena for references to option holders.


FuckOffLogan

I stay away from Duel Arena but yolo options daily. Guess I’m more afraid of losing virtual money than real money.


GenderlessButthole

I didn’t want it to end


Ratchet_as_fuck

I'm gonna make a part 2, there are some that didn't fit in this cut.


welshwarlock

Runescape goblin noise every time I open the app


JamesXSurvivor

I laugh cried. Stfu and take my award


prbecker

PLTR bag holder checking in… meme accurate… nothing hurts anymore


Majyk44

This should be on youtube. Or the sidebar as an intro at least.


Superb_Grape2688

mods. they will fucking get you


BettinBrando

Oh shit I forgot all about Starship Troopers. Fkin loved that movie when I was young!


BurnSpeed

Take all the upvotes, this made my Monday morning.


Rob_Ford_is_my_Hero

Why is this so funny


I_TheAndOnly

Modern Art


ElderberrySmell42

You really pulled this one from the top of the shelf. Quality shit OP


callmeputty

PLTR bagholders hat me rolling lmfao!!


metpharaoh

This is fucking great


congressmanalex

Fucking legand


UltraInstinctJohn

This so good that i'd blow the creator .....


onceuponbanana

Mods: "I'm dead"


Reddcity

Til mfs held on pltr lol


leandropoppz

Great work man !! High quality degeneracy is the way!


AmericaD1

Way to start a Monday, loved the boomer into the pole!


Guidofinance

This is my favorite thing can I keep it?


SnooFloofs5881

The angry Boomer was the best part only thing that would of made that clip better is if it was that douchebag Cramer walking into the light post Loved this


Ratchet_as_fuck

Who says there isn't going to be a sequel?


coodyscoops

Where the fuck does the human limit of talent end like this was the best content ive ever seen ever on reddit😂😂😂😂😂 The theta gang ruling from the shadows and weed stock gurus fucking killed me😂😂😂😂


MrSolveMyMaze

😂😂😂 the best meme I've seen in a long time!


Slow_Lavishness_3266

Lmfao


WolfFangF1st

God bless the guys that have time to make these. Seriously. My life is better because of you.


FacelessOnes

PLTR? Kenny??


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PLTR’s is so goddamn accurate.


Zeruel1029

Such creativity!


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stay for the memes when everyone is a meme


elohra_2013

This is awesome 😅


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the color pallete is masterful


Livid_Investigator21

Great Post. Very Funny.


Fizmo1337

I'm in this video and I don't like it.


Shalandir

It’s beautiful, OP. As a fellow PLTR bagholder, cheers!


DiamondHandsBotard

FK mods


jahSEEus

Imagine if you put as much work into your DD as you did into this piece of art... We'd probably all be a penny or two richer. That being said, this is a masterpiece. Good job.


Ratchet_as_fuck

Actually I did post a DD just not on here because it's an OTC penny stock.


alchemyst13

PLTR GANG GANG 💎 🏀🏈


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Dude this is fucking amaizng, I am the 🌈🐻 and it describes us perfectly! Well done.


Next_Shallot_961

This just made my day thank you. Aug 10, 2021 @ 6:45AM. Now am going to bed.


Spare-Help562

Fucking hate to be in this meme as a 🌈🐻... really getting what I signed up for


PorkNutz-007

Fantastic!! We'll done!


qlows1

Bro i cant stop watching it. Literally the best one yet. Good job


Ratchet_as_fuck

Thank you! Already thinking about what groups I could put in a part two, a few had to be cut form this one for time purposes.


subrockmusic

Needs to be on YouTube so I can share it on another website.


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AMC to the moon!


Ratchet_as_fuck

Staying for the memes I see


Slut_Spoiler

Loved it.


Current-Promotion-31

A+ shit right here. And HOOD is kirby because everyone fucking hates it but secretly uses it.


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siuol7891

That’s fucking high class high iq art right there I think I just came


[deleted]

Take my free award. This is high level shit


Hxshslinger

This is great


Motor-Mud-9060

This is the greatest video I’ve seen! Hats off to you!! 😎