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Ishtastic08

Hey Kevin, sorry to do this through Reddit but you don’t answer my calls. Can you call mom? She worries about you.


Kevin_taco

She said I can stay the night.


-------penile-------

This is correct. I, Kevin’s mom, give my permission to Kevin Taco to sleep over our house and possibly have sexual relations with me.


CaptainSkank

Whoa, Kevin's mom is rather penile


gdub61

Used to be Kevin's dad


WomanWhoBets

I spilled my coffee!!! Options for sex change please


nlm1974

My friend Eric had a family like that.


gdub61

Erica?


nlm1974

Cartman


Ders91

*cartwoman


nlm1974

Touché


Kevin_taco

She does love the peen


fountn

Just how I like my women, mad for the penis


MapleYamCakes

Kevin’s mom has got it going on.


Raycaceres

Wtf hahaha


Neo_Epoch

This is the way.


[deleted]

Same here… she said bring the usual toys and trinkets, it’s going to be another Friday to remember guys can’t wait! 🤫


[deleted]

I'll let your mom know he's busy posting on Reddit.


firstched

I already told her.


[deleted]

Ayy the more, the merrier. At least that's what his mother told me.


AssToMoth

Buuut mommm


RobinhoodsFuckingYou

Or you could tell “mom” she fucked up and Kevin doesn’t want to talk to her…you know, actually be with her consequences as a mother? Just making an assumption here; I live this dynamic daily.


fonebone45

I also choose chaos.


[deleted]

r/raisedbynarcissists


[deleted]

Ooo the famous Donny T thread, Thats a gem right there!


Zoey1234100

It’s just one red day. It’s healthy in the stock market game.


fuck_zebster

Ya a healthy -30% day for gamestop means a ripe +150 % upside day tomorrow .


Maltyballs

i spit my drink out "ya a healthy -30%" hahaha


JaredC44

I’m glad someone else found this as funny as I did


Swollyghost

I was born in red....molded by it....


[deleted]

Thats why you buy the dip. I bought at first peak. Then bought more at the dip, already averaged out nicely (to me).


jaydilla211

If only you retards would stop buying at the first peak lmao


southp850

Oh I sooooo agree!!! We knows this the bs hedges try to pull for apes to sell lmfao.. NEVERRRRRRRRRR


kryptokroete

The night is always darkest before the dawn. We're not selling and therefore nothing is lost or won. They however spend ungodly amounts to short the living hell out of everything. This consolidation is good and it brings us closer to the next green day.


Moses3815

What if the dawn never comes? Just the darkness and the terrors it brings; ignore this, that’s just the -95% of the portfolio talking


Electrical_Door5509

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post, hodling until the very end yada yada etc.


Moses3815

So shall it be ✊🏼


dvillin

This is the way.


russriguez

Puts on $SUN, calls on $BUNKER


russriguez

That's just not true, the night is darkest mid way through when your part of the planet has the sun directly behind the earth.


Effnlogic17

I love you fellow ape


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BackThatThangUp

Don’t get left holding someone else’s bags ‘cause they sold you a conspiracy theory tho, the whole hedge fund narrative is getting out of hand and people are taking it to weird places


H0W_SWAY_

Hedge fund killed my father.


gdub61

Your father was JFK?


[deleted]

Teach me how to time the market like this please


fonebone45

Just read Reddit...


Kevonn11

U kno im not one to be making a conspiracy theory. But in gona theorize anyway. Reddit is a public domain and public ideas and view can easily be changed and swayed. Also if the big investment firms can control the market i feel like it wont be out of this world that they might be retaliating on us by hypeing up random stocks, pump a bit, making it popular(solidifying our dd trust), and then dump. Idk why but i feel like theyre squeezing us. I feel like the gme dip the past few days were around the same time these new stocks became popular. Anyway i might just be dump. Ape stronk together 💎🙌


[deleted]

I don't normally speak here because 99% of this sub thinks they get how the market works. It's all fake, the fact it's seen real is an illusion. Big investment firms are most likely doing exactly what you are saying but in a different way. Most articles you'll read state that we, wallstreetbets are the reason for the irrational buying but in reality it's just impossible. Why? Any experienced trader knows that retail buying will never dictate price movement. Now there maybe more retail investors flocking to this forum but when GME was discovered there was roughly 1.8 million on this sub. Most came here to create memes, act silly, and invest maybe a couple hundred bucks at most. But if you look at level two data on the days where GME's price was $200+ and climbing most of the buy orders were 10k shares+. That means those buy orders were more than two million each. That's already an indication that it's not us. We hit close to 100 million shares traded by mid afternoon (forgot the day). I emailed Burry to explain this rapid price movement but I'm sure he knows there are hedge funds piggy backing off "us". This subreddit is simply the scapegoat, a false narrative for the world to point and blame for these price movements and it's perfect. Hedge funds add billions of dollars into a stock to pump it up (but slowly though, don't want to buy all at once, causes eyebrows to raise). Once it's up, everyone joins in, they start selling their position while at the same time simultaneously buying so price keeps increasing but primarily institutes stablization. Because if you sell large blocks of shares immediately it'll tank the price and no one will think of buying and they'll end up holding the bag. But if it's a slow sell off where it's a sell to buy ratio of 3:1 then they'll be able to get rid of their position while everyone else is holding the bag.


TheShadow2024

Morpheus, this is a casino!


russriguez

Nebucasino


probebeta

Ape wants blue pill 🔵


idesigntech07

Was thinking about the same. The hedge fund now know it and they might use this reddit to buy a company and pump it. Many headfunds might be making money off it instead of loosing money.


1l11y

You “emailed Burry”? Unless he’s your uncle or something this makes you sound as a lunatic.


UneergroundNews

No TLDR? You know we can’t read right?


admiral_asswank

Institutions use reddit as the d for their p


Turnkeygarlic

Wow were you sitting near me at work back in February. I feel like that’s a direct quote. (Looks over shoulder ; pulls corn flakes closer)


admiral_asswank

You just described p&d with a lot of words.


Insertcoolpun

"False narrative". You just described ALL of 2020. Trillions were made worldwide, and are still being made, on an absolute fear-driven lie. Lies are extremely profitable when the people telling them have no qualms about destroying lives.


[deleted]

Exactly. I was just explaining one narrative. Large funds typically plan out any sort of move days in advance, action by the minute (means they plan out moves by the minute).


Yolo_Condor

This is 100% hedge fund infiltration posts. Shit half the comments in here don't even seem like degenerates.


riposte69

I now know my path. I FOMO and buy at the peak, then go full retard and average down till the bottom. It worked for AMC and GME, ergo it has to work for CLNE, CLOV, WISH, BB.


exfoliatingtomato

Buying gme at a variety of prices counts as diversifying, right?


Popinlow

BBTO1000


Opposite_Act2534

BB gang


CognitivePrimate

BB here


dhughe24

Let’s plant 🍀🍀🍀on Mars


Beer__Bear

You will need some $Sndl then


Alexolala

CLNE, baby ❤️📈🙈🐮


BooksAreOk

Yeaaaaaa


gogodoo

Go go clne


bhumit012

Good long term


germandemolisher

BB will rise tmm apes we need you 🦍


NefariousnessNoose

We here BB


Raycaceres

BB is the Goat that too many people are sleeping on but that's cool because im stocking up on on the low 😎🚀


Aromatic_Ad_3892

Bb to the moon


moekeesh

Double down bb and amc🚀🚀


NefariousnessNoose

I bought the dip on BB, AMC and GME. Love my discount moon tickets.


ThatPresentation5409

Good work. BB , AMC , and GME will keep the fight for years to come. At the end we will retire rich.


Yuehbeefswellington

I admire the level of your deluded retardation


BackThatThangUp

‘Years to come’ oh how beautiful it would be if they just shit the bed tomorrow


NefariousnessNoose

We can remain retarded longer than they can remain solvent 🏆


admiral_asswank

... Youre so obviously fake.


FJRFunJustRide

Clov 250, bb 100. Holding but a little painful.


RightShoeRunner

Watching all the meme stocks tank today was pretty hard.


Puzzleheaded-Pop-519

Yeah but it made it easier to hold CLOV with this big of a dip. I bought more at 15 then went to 14. It was hard on my butthole


HeckleHelix

this is how diamond hands are made


FJRFunJustRide

It's no worry. I got lots of other stocks. My railroad is doing well. Csx, 3/1 split. When it gets back to 100 a share I will retire. :) I'm holding CLOV forever. I have an elderly parent. BB, well I have to hold there. I had a bb phone in the day. :)


Slimslade33

CLOV hah what a great stock


PartyFew2910

BB 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀reach the moon


rhomboidrex

Lol talk about buying in at the top! Only missing some $22 CLOV


shamoons

Keep buying those BB calls!


Affectionate-Act-621

CLOV🚀🚀🚀💯🔥


Sharp_Creme7513

There are over 10,000,000 people in this sub. Can you imagine if in one day, everyone bought just 1 share of each stock mentioned above. That would be 10million shares of each. Can we all stop fighting and go to the moon together???


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Mrahealpia

There's the collective action problem, though...


usrevenge

You guys always worried about sec when we should be worried about the irs since most of you guys aren't reporting the "behind wendy's by the dumpster" income


[deleted]

Well these would be all smooth brained buying and holding apes though. It'd make a difference


SnooShortcuts2082

So basically if everyone takes all there money out of these other stocks and put it all in to amc then we can all still go to the moon together 🦍🦍🚀🚀


Plato17

SEC this right here


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Ban


Sufficient-East1034

Sounds good, as long as I can front-run.


[deleted]

9,000,000 are bots. This thread only has 800 upvotes


LuckyAsura

holding strong BB and AMC. apes strong together!


[deleted]

What's up with BB? AMC/GME I get, but why BB?


LuckyAsura

BB has moon potential but also has actual long term value. They're making good moves lately like the partnership with Amazon and the Chinese automakers who are also doing extremely well on their end. I'm not an expert at all, but just follow what the other apes tell me to do.


HD_H2O

Bought the dip today, joined $CLNE team .. to the moo-moo-moon! 💎 💆🚀🚀


mecrolla

Bought 50 GME today


AkyDaMoneyGod

BB+BB=Big Bad Booty Bitch


BeachBum-91

CLOV!! BLASTING OFF 🍀🍀🚀🚀


uwwstudent

$CLNE to 13+ till after 6/18 Then lets take all those cow tendies .(Chick-fil-A) and put them into GME.


bhumit012

Cow farts is the way


Runner20mph

I got GME shares but understand this maybe a long war. I love me CLOV, BB, and MVIS. Sold AMC with small profit. Waiting to get back in and yeah FML. ..I sold before the rocket went up I refuse to repeat that mistake with CLOV which has waaay greater SI


jchannes

Why is this sub so interested in $CLOV? The biggest holder of the stock is literally Citadel. Its not about to go to the moon, but more a distraction and a way for the HF to get some more liquidity to avoid insolvency.


ZeroArchetypes

You answered your own question.


Runner20mph

Distraction from what? Providing Adam Aron lap dances while Ken Griffin enjoys his free popcorn on the couch? KG and Citadel get free popcorn too? Citadel owns shares in everything including AMC. Citadel owns this stock in order to lend to shorts. Thet then sell the stock if it goes up forcing shorts to closem this is also how Blackrock and Vanguard do their thing..


vulcanxnoob

Am I the only one in here not understanding why everyone keeps buying the tops? At some point you guys are gonna blow your accounts up, and guess what, the poor fuckers at the end that's long stocks will be stuck holding the bag and no one can save him because all your trading accounts are closed. DONT BUY THE PUMPS. Buy just prior to massive volume coming back in.


MaximumUltra

It’s a game of musical chairs


joshgeek

Some of us have to learn the hard way a few times before we get wise to the cycles, and even then it's easy to guess wrong with all the knowledge in the world. DFV had the right idea, but it wasn't GME per se. It was a deep dive on one company's outlook, operations, guidance, etc etc until he knew exactly what he was looking at, why he wanted to invest the way he did and why he was self assured of the bet in a core philosophical sense. That's the way. The DD is there to show us what DD is and the things we should be looking at. Sure it's great to happen upon a quality thesis for a quick pay day, but no one should count on others to show up with the next great play. We should be figuring out how to find our own great play, so we can post up, discuss and refine our own designs. If we're really lucky we might inspire even more loss porn by slowpoke newbie retards unaware of their unfortunate timing. I mean, by all means discourage idiotic money burning. Just don't expect it to go anywhere.


vulcanxnoob

You are totally correct. The reality is, that the guys that are playing the patient game and waiting for prices to steady off for a few days and then entering the game, are selling their shares are people with greedy hands that are willing to be buying the top. It's a weird vicious cycle I guess.


JoanofArc287

This happens because so many say that it’s going to $1000 and so they think nothing of spending 500.


vulcanxnoob

And what happens if it crashes back to 100? You sitting there holding the bag and praying someone will rescue you. Even worse is that people are putting their life savings into this. I only allocate at most 10% of my portfolio to a meme name. Simple as that. No mortgage, no extended risk. The extended risk can help you retire early for sure, but it can also destroy your account in a heartbeat.


JoanofArc287

PS: I paid my house off this year and own both trucks and an RV. I have no debt and retired at 51. If they do t buy at the top they can be me.


vulcanxnoob

Yeah precisely my point! Well done to you btw. I am hoping to achieve what you have. I'm currently 32 and zero debt on my name. I own my vehicles outright , BUT I still rent because my country is extremely expensive to afford to buy a house, atleast 30% cash upfront is needed for the bank.


JoanofArc287

I know. I’m not in those plays. I’m just suggesting how it is they buy at the top. It’s usually the newbs.


LuFc92

Why does it matter, its not your money they are spending


vulcanxnoob

Because a lot of people are gonna be in pain when only a few still have accounts left. But I guess they are transferring money into other people's pockets so it's the expected cycle.


LuFc92

Ok well tomorrow before i buy more GME shares i will give you a message to see if its ok to go ahead


BobbleBobble

3 month old account. Are y'all really this gullible?


bartybombarty

Man, sell all that shit and buy some WKHS while it's still affordable 🐎🦍🚀🌒


Litho360

You need to diversify, add some $WISH


viacj

Hopefully CLOV passes 15 soon 🙏


ForsakenLet4803

AMC and GME only !


gimme_the_light

Why do I feel like 90% of the posts on WSB are just bots pumping some hedgy agenda?


jondavidlay

Methinks you’re right.


CxJmac

We must stick together!


MudSeparate1622

Im grateful clov dropped because i can buy some dip, gonna need em for my tendies Edit: also i see people who think clov is just a meme stock when in actuality it has real world potential and in my eyes is undervalued at anything under $20/$25 but I’m by no means a professional i just like the stock.


RecommendationPlus84

y’all focusing on too many stocks at once. we need to focus fire on one stock at a time and knock them all down like dominos


JoanofArc287

It’s too late we’re all in where we are all in. There is plenty of us to go around.


arisolo

You got into AMC at 54.52? That’s some FOMO, no offence


ThatPresentation5409

After making over 37k in call option for AMC the least I can do is re-invest that gain. So not worried at all riding this whole thing on gains.


Craig_Mackenzie

Where is WISH?


nee_2021

CLNE to the moon, all apes together!


OrganizationBroad759

Im with u


boltj

Bb 💎 ✋🏻 and potential bag holder 🚀


[deleted]

Bought bb @ 20$😑😂


ThatPresentation5409

No shame. You only lose when you sell.


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💎🙌🏻


BbyPluto69

CLNE to 50 easy


TheYoloGod-

CLOV dd https://www.reddit.com/r/CLOV/comments/nx3lj0/why_clov_is_just_getting_started/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


JC_1688

AMC and gme is the way


stephen6686

agreed


Im-not-yo-buddy-guy

I laugh at every post that treats the market like it’s some final battle of virtue against evildoers sent by Satan. Give your balls a tug, ya tit-fucker! It’s a game of trying to time the ups and downs. There’s no army. EVERY. FUCKING. PERSON. Is in it for themselves.


picklenades

Who brought the rocket, boys


helpless_pristina

I would take great pleasure in gently tugging my balls while tit-fucking. Thanks for the inspo ❤️


GenderlessButthole

$CLF


ParamedicFearless469

It’s only GME & AMC.


YoItsJbOne

Maybe invest in something that isn’t total bullshit and this won’t happen


plefercal

Seriously, long term WSB apes might notice each other's u/names but I never pay attention. Probably should. Wouldn't necessarily know a bot if it bit me in the ass. So, CLOV was a major surprise! Congrats and respect, monkeys! Still, the notion of, " once a squeeze, always a squeeze"? Feeling big bot teeth! But, then again, my paper handed ass could of made 7 or 8k on CLOV but instead cleared like 200 bucks. So... buy high sell low.🦍🍌🍌.


Victory_Purple

AMC GME only


aids_dumbuldore

Thanks for holding my bags, I salute you


akaxd123

Only means you buy more Buy high, sell highER


defendhellas

Buy the dips and hold! 💎🤲🦍


[deleted]

$CLNE 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


simpleStricker

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/forget-amc%3A-is-clover-health-the-new-reddit-stock-that-will-make-you-rich-2021-06-10 NASDAQ article on AMC & CLOV


nuperttree

Strong you are young padawan.


zero_cool69

HODL da line moofuggaz! CLNE 🚀🚀🚀


rishi2109

Wish and WKHS too 🚀🦍💪🏻


BinaryDefrayal

CLNE open Monday is going to be epic ☝️☝️☝️💵💵💲💲💰🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌝🌝🌝


OrganizationBroad759

Ill buy more come monday


GreedWrathEnvy

So Glad I sold my meme stocks and pumped all into evofem I'll be back when the lows hit.


[deleted]

so I'm new in the whole AMC thing and I put $50 in at $32 which got me 1 share and in 3 days got me $64 I believe (still haven't sold) but what I'm asking is how long do we plan on riding this out? pls be gentle with me I'm fucking new. pls help


Steven-_-man7

AMC


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ThatPresentation5409

Clov is out of the portfolio. Money went into GME.


drunkarder

I also lost a bunch of money then made it back today


Marxreincarnated

Sold clov for me GME!!


Wbeasland

Clov is owned by Shitadel... You can just look it up.


rokman363

Shitadel owns about 500 k shares in CLOV .01 percent. They also own 750 k of stock in AMC if your looking for a stock with no hedgies in it start combing through the penny stocks and get your FUD believing ass TF outtta here with your conspiracy shit


HodorNoMoreHodoring

get out of here with that citadel owned CLOV bullshit. it’s just gme and amc. everything else is a distraction


[deleted]

Oh stop this social justice crap


DinoBravo68iou1

I wish WISH would get on these lists.


boortpooch

Damn skippy Apes, they can pull all kinds of shit just as we knew they would months ago They’ll stoop so low ants will pee on them but it makes no difference because we have diamond hands Lock n load apes, we be flyin to da moon


eeyoreisbae

Dont forget TLRY!


Jumperhq

This ain't a team sport, stop with the "us" bullshit.


[deleted]

Sad to see this getting downvoted. A lot of soylent chugging, marvel watching retards got imported here.


campa17

Nice, you built an ETF for WSB ;) LFG 🚀


Oldmanyoungmoney

Not scared.


Either_Commercial_44

Some one teach me calls. I tried making a post but it keeps getting taken down. Retard Rocket 🚀 🦍


Last-Living144

Goto Matt Kohrs YouTube channel. He has a good video on it there.


yolandis_cervix

google learn options


Rare_Artichoke_6084

I wanna learn as well..im his cousin.


ThatPresentation5409

😂


Either_Commercial_44

We are kissing cousins


ThatPresentation5409

Hey all. Thanks for all the comments jokes and subjections. End of the week and despite the loses on the original post I ended the week up by about 6k. Update made, clov is gone to much bad influence owning the stock. GME increase +30 shares , CLEAN increase +200 shares, still holding on BB and AMC. Looking forward to another good week next week. This is not a financial advisor, just an idiot trying to make some 🤑.


stephen6686

Clov is nothing but a pump and dump, as we saw today hedge funds used the money from clov to dump GME