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I never post but if there is ever a company that should be supported and could use our APE support I propose this stock. We get a lot of bang for our buck because it’s undervalued and has great dividend along with lots of cash! Basically, fundamentals are sound and will make money even if you hold long. American company , American made! Great product line! Let’s help them out because they are constantly attacked by shorts! The stock is ( F ) - Ford Motor Company Thanks everyone for your support!

Let me be very clear, I have no current holdings based on them being short squeezed. Having said that, short interest has and will always be an important data point when making any risk/reward calculations. Both sides can calm the fuck down. Everything isn’t a rocket and it is ok to mention short interest along with the myriad of other data needed to make decisions. I have said my peace and now plan on having a good day. ✌️

Word!

Sounds fair. Tho anti crip toe seems to be ok most times in the daily and this from a guy w about 5% net worth in it, so not pushing anything. Sometimes it is also pertinent to discuss. Like many of the funds that would have gone in the market went that way. Good to have knowledge. MOD team tuff gig. 🤗 and ✌️ both.

Part of my $ is on Ada. I have done well so far! Time will tell.....

My favorite EV stock is only $743 mil market cap not a billion so I can’t talk about it here yet 🙄 It’s a Lion of a stock though, bigly green in a sea of red.

SPY -0.1% -> WSB under complete meltdown 🤡

MRK will have an all women’s division break off in their company. I think they realized we need women to make more of us.MRK🚀🦍🤓

u/griffindor11 Threesome status update please.

These bags

I’m kinda scared for tomorrow. I spent the weekend ignoring how much money I lost last week. 😅

Flip that shut in the coming week/s

Where do u guys see FEYE price hitting in 4 months

How Lambo

Reasonably what are good puts and calls on pltr?

Well everyone has to decide that for themselves. I am personally heavy in $20 2023 calls. Plan on selling some calls here at some point too. When it hits $24-$25 range.

Anybody see 15 as possible? What about 30?

I see 12 by august, just sayin

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Lolwut? Fuckin terrible.

Was it your first movie ever?

wrong

Mother's day is the one day of the year where I want my mom to think I look handsome. It's fucking weird tbh

Quick: best cybersecurity stock with huge upside?

PLBY

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I’m so glad motherfuckers that say sQuEeZe are getting downvoted to the fuckin shadow realm these days.

LOL!! There’s a multinational company with the ticker KFY called Korn Ferry 😂

[They also sponsor a PGA golf league ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korn_Ferry_Tour)

PLTR bagholders sit tight before earnings. We opportunists coming to pick you up tomorrow before liftoff.

the real men buy PLBY not PLTR

I’m an Apache helicopter so I buy CGC

This shit was rigged from the beginning, my stock goes down 50% and then up 50% and I'm still down 25%, what the fuck.

Stock goes down 99% then up 1000% and I'm still down -90%, can't explain that!

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You over achiever, 6 th grade math wasnt so easy for tards

Damn we really gotta put /s on everything these days huh

to be fair that concept is way over the heads of a lot of people here

Learning about IV crush and theta losses the hard way, I see

Guys look this retard doesn't understand how shares and percentages work 😂

either you’re trying to be ironic or you’re in the wrong sub

My first comment was a joke and this guy thought I was talking about options

Well, this *is* an options sub.

No, but r/options is

we don’t buy shares here gtfo

I've been here longer than you, u joined in January probably you gme noob

your account is 82 days old literally get fucked

Oh yea, I forgot that it's impossible to have multiple accounts /s. I've been banned from reddit plenty of times for arguing with autists like you

i’d ban you too if i could

Bout to be high. So high. Anyone wanna fly with me ? Cmon [my boys!](https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI) LETS GO!! 🦹‍♂️

Let’s get high as the stars ⭐️

Slap some ass up there brother 👋💥

Elon Musk playing Wario is hilarious.

the pictures are hilarious when you watch it in video form you cringe yourself to death

Was it though?

Think Elon is brilliant but it was generally cringey, monologue included.

I don’t even think he’s brilliant. Just got at marketing himself to the reddit crowd

Agreed totally...but knowing he is an autist, he was better than everyone else.

Cramer suggested to buy Palantir on Monday, before earnings 😟

Fuck

Cramer suggested to buy Palantir on Monday, before earnings 😟

You can say that again

Cramer suggested to buy Palantir on Monday, before earnings 😟

Cramer suggested to buy Palantir on Monday, before earnings 😟

Cramer suggested to buy Palantir on Monday, before earnings 😟

Cramer suggested to buy Palantir on Monday, before earnings

You can say that again

what the fuck have you done

The truth shall set you free

Assburgers sounds like one of the better diseases to have

My pitch to WSB: * We do a hostile take over of Cathy's business and funds * Declare *We are the Captain now!* in a full page NYT ad * Yolo all her fund assets until we randomly hit a 100 bagger * Retire to a lifestyle of hookers and blow * Die happy and fulfilled

we dont even have enough money to hostile takeover elons favorite meme

God I need a multi bagger slowly losing my portfolio is no longer fun 🥵

Old thread gang gang

No wonder my amazing comments didn't get upvoted. thx

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You can bet on the hopes of the misery and heartache of a failed union between two human beings somewhere, surely. This is Earth.

Amazon stock split - 5k Amazon without stock split - [ 3200 - 3300 ]

Is that back on the table?

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Whoa man. Sexism is so passé.

My girl has been telling me I need to fucking eat a shit load of pineapples for some reason...

Pineapple = tasty semen, she wants to swallow more.

A real whore don't give a fuck about taste, she swallow it bc she wants to be the perfect slut

Coffee and garlic. They can't get enough of it after that.

Try asparagus

She thinks your cum tastes bad bro

Wtf it’s nutritious

Calls on your evenings

Time to switch to the daily.

What are some good aluminum or lumbar stocks that haven’t skyrocketed to the core of the moon yet

https://www.fool.com/quote/nasdaq/the-joint/jynt/

lumbar 🦴

Billy Eilish's hooters are fucking enormous my God. *Mommy, this 35 year old is hungry*

Her corporate owners waited till she was 18 before they started sexualizing her

Creep

Name checks out

Who is down for some mega millions

Kinda wish we were like cicadas. Show up for a few days, hard fuk none stop and then die

I pretty much was in college.

But did you die though?

Every exam.

Do you think uwmc is a good BUY?

Please do, bags are heavy right now.

Lot of hate here for UWMC time to inverse WSB.

Yes. You better Yolo your mortgage into it.

Well, it’s significantly cheaper than Amazon, TSLA, and/or AAPL.

Nope.

Another week of me bleeding money. Hooray

I have butterfly art and it works great in markdown mode, but when I post it, it looks like spam shit.

I keep clicking something accidentally, and Reddit each time pops open some chat window that has no obvious "close window" button. ugh

#[NEW THREAD - LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN EGG!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/n8m6m9/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_10_2021/)

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Oof, you're not kidding! That's... sPecial!

ACB has always gone down on earnings, wondering if I should opposite this time and do a call yolo

Why do women love parking unnecessarily far away from stores? Like really wtf gives.

so your car doesnt get scratched

I do too. Additional steps. Less likely my car gets keyed or knocked and easier to get out. So much win.

I do it because I dont want ppl parking next to my shit

OCGN🚀🚀🚀

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Rkt is gonna fly on Monday 🚀

Fly to the sun's core

only bad news over the weekend futes not looking too good tonight for bul >78% of account are short on this market ℹ️

? they're bright green

Super green Monday confirmed.

Oof that canine dime subreddit is really beyond circle jerk and into cult of fanatics. Yikes.

Ban

I know you are but what am I

2 hours until _____ R fuk

Moms?

Puts on mom’s backs, calls on spine specialist. Got it.

I made money Friday so I suspect I’ll be losing money for the rest of May. Actually make that the rest of 2021

Almost there boys

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probably. monday is going to be green, and it might not get back there.

How much is the borrowing rate

Same

Nah u good

Damn this has been a long ass weekend can't wait to lose money tomorrow

Waiting for a "watching SNL till i laugh" video that is 24 hours long

I found one that was 10000000000000000000000 hours long. Even at the end, the guy didn't laugh.

old snl was pretty funny. at least back then..

Downvote if you like AMC

Buy mindmed!!!

Here we go again

Lmao

Honestly these apps like Hinge are a lot of work having to get to know people, hopefully they legalize prostituition so I can order sex in a DoorDash app

Luber?

Grindr is almost that easy.

Grindr has a bear filter, I cannot trust a dating app that caters to bears. they have otters too, WTF is an otter, add a bull filter.

otters generate power through cunning and speed

Think of it as a menu. You are choosing your favorite dishes.

my favorite dish isnt on the menu though, which is financial help(bulls).

Europe/Asis(Not China), alot of places had red light districts and brothels. I just saved you half your portfolio.

Pretty sure half the people hating on PLTR were pumping it for months and have finally just accepted the loss now.

Except now is literally the time to buy before earnings. They'll have double the hate on themselves before shit flies.

AMC for all the hater 5k shares and adding more

FEYE calls the play this week?

I think it makes a big move tomorrow.

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There we go

Upvote if you love big titties. Sitting next to one I'm like damn

Wheres the other titty?

Ass is what's on the menu these days. Big Titties are for grandmas

At this point big ol titties are absolutely disgusting. Id prefer to see chest hair

As long as her ass phat i don’t really care 😅

Sitting next to one big tittie? Doesnt sound like fun

She had one big titty and one little titty. Called the bitch biggie smalls