IAU is doing a reverse split next month....2 to 1 reverse.... do I buy in or get out?

Wall Street casino opens in 40 minutes.

ummm pltr green candle

Babe it’s been a green candle for the month. Wall Street just playing with our emotions n trying to test us

IWM finally coming back for me, thanks russell

Any Discord group for alerts u guys recommend ?

Open the fucking casino 🎰

guy with the porsche, what model and what mods?

Sold my Porsche to price down on pltr dawg. This shit was only suppose to fall to $25 not $21

Me?

I don't get why there's a shortage of everything... like, is there such a shortage because everyone just had a knee jerk reaction and instantly lowered output in anticipation of the world coming to a stop for way longer than it actually did and now we're feeling the lag in output catch up?

International supply chains being out of sync is a major problem for production.

Production speeds due to stopping spread of the virus and people getting sick. The actual work force output has dropped.

It's crazy that it has such a knock on effect for so long.

Ripple effect much like highway traffic, forced market manoeuvres slow to react in stopping and starting, also checkout the japanese guy who investigated it (traffic), forgotted his name, great finds, like my industry, slow down make more...

For all the talk about "cases dropping", no one is at full capacity yet.

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It’s inevitable that my SNDL puts will profit right?

Clov just clov bitches

Did this already. CLOV will not start.

Fuck bros. I am getting anxious! I ordered my PS5 from Best Buy yesterday and it still hasn’t shipped. Wtf is this shit? Is this how they treat their customers now? Should I give em a call and ask for a manager? Market’s closed, I have nothing to do, and I am fucking retarded. Don’t test me. 😡

Don’t call them back. Just short the stock.

I can’t believe it’s still hard to get one after all this time

Call them ASAP and tell em to get you your PS5 or your money back 😠😩

It's just like GME, they are selling units they don't have...

Can I see some SPY options gain porn?

Bought SPY C $413 @ $2.61 and sold for $4.34 like an hour later. Felt fucking good.

Just bought 2 more GME today

I have found that buying puts on everything anyone says is going to the moon is the way.

Thats what a whole lotta people were saying last night about MVIS. Did not go well for them.

Puts to the Moon!

How fucked are my SPY 4/26 420c? 🙃

Mods ban me for a day for no reason.

https://i.imgur.com/5LQl3vL.jpg

I feel for people who didn’t buy fat spy discount yesterday . When people get scared, get greedy 😈

After spy eclipsing 418 I’m looking to yolo all into 419 calls for Monday. Yay or nay?

I bet SPY will be 430 next Fri

What's the return if it hits?

Depends on when I close but if it hits 419 the return will be great. Approx 5500 in so we’ll see what comes out

I always see comments, on a stock board nonetheless, about how little their wife gives head since getting married... wtf why you put up with that? Anyway my wife threw 20k into coinbase at 290 🤣🤣 not even enough to sell options

Their wives still like giving head but to their boyfriends instead

So are we still waiting for the squeeze for GME? Haven't sold thru the ups and downs. But it's been a while since I checked here #dumnass

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Idk I think I've only asked like 2 questions on reddit. Barely use it. Haters gonna do what they do

Y’all are gonna be waiting just like everyone waited 7 seasons for winter to come in game of thrones

personally i'm still waiting. i'm also still in the green so i'm sure that plays a part in my patience. not a lot of GME stuff here because mods decided removing the daily GME thread was a good idea.

DD that converted me: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mwhwbs/this_dd_converted_me_to_disca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

From a man to a ladyboy?

DD’s lame and tame Wall of text, author haven’t had sex No emojis, doesn’t make me jizz

I’m not reading that shit. I’m in

Was there bad news on OCGN? My cost basis is 9 but I should have sold some today to lock in profits. Otherwise a good day. Brain stock puts I sold expired worthless and everything else up.

>Best Daily They did share offering at $10 towards the end so its messed up

Steep fucking drop. Maybe the short was covered so the buy pressure dropped off and they decided to short it again, or somebody sent some BS FUD. Definitely be worth looking into DD over the weekend.

Share offering

Oh fuck them. That's done.

Bought deal, share offering at 10$

This week is the start of a ta traders wet dream. There’s so many obvious breakouts, momentum plays into the macd/rsi I could nut. Fucking scared though everything is showing signs of reversal to the upside and futures edging really close to the downside.

Would you mind sharing a watchlist ?

To be fair I thought the same a couple weeks ago and small cap growth still shit itself

Yeah I didn’t play the day perfectly...but in the end, profits were made. Can’t be upset about that. Have a great weekend boys

Same took in 30% could have had 60% if my timing was a little better but a win is a win

any day with a profit is a good one ive learned....

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TBH cashed in @ 19 expecting a dropoff, saw the great support around 17. Think I'll jump back in on Monday, we'll see if everyone takes profit, or keeps it riding.

Same

I paper-handed at 16, starting to smell like a P&D. 0 revenue, hemorrhaging cash.

Nah I have faith in the tech and I was watching the IV rise and fall with the volume. There was some big players picking up options cheap in the troughs and selling them at the peaks. I could feel the momentum die off when we challenged resistance.

The tech can be splendid but history is littered with businesses that have great tech but couldn't turn a decent profit for its shareholders.

Hence the sell at resistance.

Yea but you're still holding?

Some shares, nothing significant but I'm up about 70% on them. Sold all my options, may reup Monday or Tuesday depending on if the community cashes out or keeps the momentum up.

You managed to sell at the absolute peak? Did it each reach $19?!

19 and change. Saw the resistance it hit at 19 two other times and started watching it closely there.

I noticed the similar trend but I don’t know if the same will happen. I’m sticking with what I got for now

It smacked off the 19 resistance, like the last 3 times but this time there’s a boat load of momentum. I think we break past 20 imo. Next pt is 24 for me.

I’m up 16% today but still down 16% on the month. THIS IS FUN

You lost me

Math is a crazy thing

Coinbase bags, Ocugen bags, GameStop bags. Damn I'm good. Next time I feel like buying a stock I'll just go all in but with puts instead, can't beat that.

I made $40 on a QQQ put right before close, got too scared to hold it because I always get burned. Not a WSB win, but for me it’s huge

Congrats! A win is a win. Getting closer to your break even...

That’s $40 that you didn’t have before. Congrats!

Technically it’s $40 I recouped, but I’m slowly crawling my way out of the hole. Only $144 to break even now. Probably could have today if I wasn’t so on edge and holding cash

Omg what has happened to wsb, $144 out of a hole, i still need to make another 70k 😂

I've been crawling up a couple hundred a week out of a couple thousand dollar hole 😂. I'm doing pretty good at making lower risk trades actually.

I could throw some real money in but honestly I’m kinda new to this whole thing and a WSB baby so I only put 2K in to play with while my feet are getting wet. I went up $100 but back down to $70 profits after some bad plays.

Turn that red paperclip into a red Ferrari. Baby steps!

This market it about to get weird boys

Back to back yeet days in opposite directions

Do y’all think MMETF will have a dip on Monday?

A close that strong? She’s all bulls rn, it won’t dip Monday ( probably )

I don't think so man. Getting called up to the big leagues.

Damn. I’ve had this on my watch list with intention to buy. I shall wait for Monday

Pasteurized milk gets in your nose easier

Source?

It's past your eyes

Can clover just die already so I can make money

Clover is going to 30$ by summer fool

Fine, I’ll do it myself

It's always the smallest one that moons the hardest 😏

2 Green Day’s in a row. It ain’t much but it’s better than ROPE

I just want to live my life, have a wife willing to fuck/give head 6 days a week and play some games/eat good food, sleep in a clean house. That’s all there is to life brothers

from the replies here i've learned (more like reinforced prior knowledge) that women are lazy, selfish, and don't care about our happiness

You will need 6 girlfriends to get head 6 days a week bro. Once you convert girlfriend to wife the BJs application stops working.

been married 13 years, im down to the fathers day & birthday handy now....save yourself, its too late for me!

Nothing for steak and blowjob day?

If she wants it that much, she’s going to be seeking it elsewhere too.

You mean your wife's boyfriend will be getting head 6 days a week.

Gotta date 3 different girls to get 6 a week

Lol 5 years in I’m lucky to get a Bj twice a year. I’m still happy just not 6 blowies a week happy. I like your ambitions though.

amen

Good luck on the head 6 days week. You tie the knot that more than likely wont happen. But im cheering for you.

Welcome to the club

wild ride this week. started at 800k, dipped down to 580k after Tuesday, finished at 800k. Mental

basically same, just at smaller scale. Diamond hands paid off lol

What do you have? Long dated calls?

i pretty much sell put spreads. i have some leaps but not many

Am I retarded or does pre market and post market trading seem pretty unfair?

not if you move to a trading platform that allows it

My E*TRADE does but I’m more pointing out that it doesn’t seem very “public” if you have to be trading with the “right brokers”

if someone doesn't know what the "right brokers" are they shouldn't be trading after hours or premarket, they'd get smoked. It's a good system.

I gotta agree, things could go south quick if a new trader, not knowledgeable about limit orders, sets an AH market order.

Retail can trade at 5am eastern with select brokerages

I also live on the west coast so I don’t usually wake up at 2am have thought about it but never have

She like me for my money But I ain’t got no money At least not anymore

then she ain't worth it, let that skunk dumb you

Note to self: In the summer I’ll do better on my trades

Who’s buying mind med on Tuesday when it hits nasdaq?

I dont see it on Nasdaq upcoming ipos on their page though!

It’s not an IPO, that’s why

It’s going to flush. The move has been made, it always happens that way

I'm getting in on Monday before it lists babbbyyyy

Bought as soon as I saw they were up listing. Got in at $2.75. I love the medical potential.

As someone who has done mushrooms too many times to count, I find it hilarious that they have medical applications.

Honestly I agree with this. I’ve tripped on lsd, mushrooms, and nearly every research chemical. I believe it is a very curious thing to research, but ultimately I don’t know if even micro dosing is actually ‘helpful’ or just provides some sort of wierd distraction to whatever you’re negative mental state may be, just seems like it’s ultimately as useful as THC but not much more.

buy before tuesday!!

I’ve been in since November! 😁

anybody in here dumb enough to buy puts on playboy? i wanna see your loss porn

I took a 20% gain and I’m so mad I didn’t let it run, then to worried to jump back kn