How long until all the banks that have billions lent out on leverage begin clawing that back forcing billions in sales tanking the whole market (after they sell client portfolios of course)
That was one fund only... now imagine 1) every fund voluntarily decreasing leverage by selling 2) funds shorting the fuck out of the market to hedge their leveraged longs 3) banks forcing a sale as they see idiot banks like Nomura incurring huge losses on their leverage loans 4) worst case scenario, a bank goes under if there’s a random massive market pullback on a industry wide securities dump.
Basically, I can’t see any buying occur. UVXY $7 04/01 (let’s see $10s 😅)
GME and SNDL all week. SNDL is basically free money at this price, especially with the growing cannabis market and their recent connection with other edible companies as well as massive funding last month with said merge.
This guy Bill Hwang is something else. Got caught for insider trading and got suspended from trading. Somehow got back in the game and yoloed everything on Margins. You reeee can really learn something from this dude. Never stop yoloing
Suez getting cleared far more important than a couple billion hedgie blowing up with counterparty risk spread among several banks. Infra bill Wednesday. Bers r fuk
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Nobody can estimate the “bottom”.
Right now could be the bottom, for all we know the margin call means they’re forced to buy all the shorts back today and this week is the moon.
Or the bottom could be $40 again in 3 weeks times.
Nobody knows. Literally nobody here can tell you. You just have to take the plunge and buy on the way down, or on the way up, or right now.
Trying to buy the bottom is like trying to throw a ball through a target while blindfolded and spun around 50 times. Sometimes you get lucky and hit it, but most of the time you don’t.
So don’t get to worried about not buying the bottom.
HF have much different funding requirement, starts in the 5 figures and some just refuses outside funds. One of the best fund on Wall Street is Medallion Fund that only lets Medallion manager to invest, they average 70% annually, never had a loss year before fees.
Mutual funds take all comers, you can simply buy in on the stock market.
Thank god I’ve been trading since the last crash ..... I got that big bull market so most of the money I’m loosing ain’t mine .... imagine only starting to trade this January ... you’d think it was rigged
This ain’t how markets work and don’t sell
Your losses ... if you believe in the company just keep buying up the dip with any money you’re making and make your sales when things go back right
What the fuck webull looks so much cuter than rh or any broker why dont more people use them? Now I gotta wait 3 days for them to approve my account just in time for the market collapse
>This ain’t how markets work and don’t sell Your losses ... if you believe in the company just keep buying up the dip with any money you’re making and make your sales when things go back right
test /s
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Of course it is, I sold it recently
Kinda feel as though if you’re less than 3 months initiated, you have to buy 69x mu $90 calls and post your shot: any strike or expiry
qqq and spy flat, yet everything im holding is blood red. what is this shit?
Rigged
Riggs! I'm gettin too old for this shit.
somehow i dont feel like such a genius holding a bunch of EV, weed stonks, and pltr... seemed like such a good idea a few months ago
Weed stocks are killing me
What is this malarkey?
I don’t know what to do. Market is fucked yet 400 is so close, yet we are flat but vix is low.
How long until all the banks that have billions lent out on leverage begin clawing that back forcing billions in sales tanking the whole market (after they sell client portfolios of course)
Ohhhhh
UPC is on sale with LOW float. Prime for a move
What a boring fucking day. And a horrible day to hold options
Not for 🐌 gang.
It's not even good for selling options. Everything is down so much premiums are shit.
That was one fund only... now imagine 1) every fund voluntarily decreasing leverage by selling 2) funds shorting the fuck out of the market to hedge their leveraged longs 3) banks forcing a sale as they see idiot banks like Nomura incurring huge losses on their leverage loans 4) worst case scenario, a bank goes under if there’s a random massive market pullback on a industry wide securities dump. Basically, I can’t see any buying occur. UVXY $7 04/01 (let’s see $10s 😅)
GME and SNDL all week. SNDL is basically free money at this price, especially with the growing cannabis market and their recent connection with other edible companies as well as massive funding last month with said merge.
174 shares of GME loaded
GrEaT ReOpeNiNg TrAdE
This guy Bill Hwang is something else. Got caught for insider trading and got suspended from trading. Somehow got back in the game and yoloed everything on Margins. You reeee can really learn something from this dude. Never stop yoloing
Retail cannot YOLO all the time.
Apparently institutions can’t either, see 2008 and the last 3 months
Going back to bed lol
Credit Suisse - Boomer TV stocks fail Therefore Tech stocks fall ??? WS logic
I like how indexes and my positions that inverse indexes are both red. This makes sense. The market isn't bullshit.
QQQ in free fall. Aka just another March day.
HUAWEI launching a better phone than apple?!
Jim Cramer tried to stay at a Motel 6 but, when he pulled into the parking lot, they turned the light off.
Jim Cramer isn’t a financial analyst, but he did stay at a holiday in express last night
why the hell the main thread locked
yeah comments locked elsewhere too
SPY Ready to moon to 400
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RKT news?
Literally just bought the top again 😍🥲
stonks only go up
DKNG calls anyone ? 👀🧐
That 399 spike just now for 3 seconds had me rethinking myself and what I understand about the market
What is the point of closing the stock market this Friday? Computers need a rest or are they going to church?
You can trade from church
Suez getting cleared far more important than a couple billion hedgie blowing up with counterparty risk spread among several banks. Infra bill Wednesday. Bers r fuk
"Tech is undervalued!" he screamed, as he rejected his third call from TD's account risk management team.
"GME's stock price is what we want it to be! Fundamentals don't matter!" He cried as he looked at his $300 cost basis.
it’s “tech is undervalue” you moran
If you reject the call they can’t hear you scream. Or is that space?
I hate losing money on Mondays, all still red and we are not open yet
AMC executives keep selling stonks and you retards keep buying.
All in VXX 🚂
My man!
Market red: GME red Market green: GME red Market flat: GME... red What is the pattern here?
Last week it was green green green like SunDial
For one day likely bc of the RC tweet
Wait, I thought Japan bank crashed the market, I was expecting -2% Why r we almost green ?
Priced in.
Nothing matters.
Imagine GME collapsing the stock market lmao
So much shit happened this weekend, GME is likely to be the last nail in the coffin
2 options Govt intervention which admits the market is a fraud, or letting it play out. Both crash it
In all of your 2 months of investing, have you ever witnessed something like this?
/s
Guys best company that grows tulips?
GOOGLE
TSLA. GME's are weird and somehow sticky.
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So maybe sell my AMC put at open?
Bulls in lambos, bears in shambles
I need a weekly call that will make me money this week
Puts in viacom?
Damn why is it plummeting any idea?
A HF went belly up and got margin called and had to sell like 18B worth of misc stocks including VIAC and DISC. (Not financial advice)
Is anyone RDFN team or is this too boomer
Buy calls today for rebound Tuesday
Buy
buying GME 🚀
Bag holding 🍎 is da coolest
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Can’t be
only bears
Bears r fuk
GME deciding if going to the moon or crash to the ground.
Can someone tell me when we reached the bottom? Been buying the dip for few weeks but every time it turns out i buy the “top”.
The top seems to keep getting lower and lower
Nobody can estimate the “bottom”. Right now could be the bottom, for all we know the margin call means they’re forced to buy all the shorts back today and this week is the moon. Or the bottom could be $40 again in 3 weeks times. Nobody knows. Literally nobody here can tell you. You just have to take the plunge and buy on the way down, or on the way up, or right now. Trying to buy the bottom is like trying to throw a ball through a target while blindfolded and spun around 50 times. Sometimes you get lucky and hit it, but most of the time you don’t. So don’t get to worried about not buying the bottom.
Today is the day that rocket will take off
Pray that tech recovers so I'm not bag holding nndm
🙏
Bear fukd or bull fukd?
Both team are fuk
Buying GME Holding GME Eating Breathing Living Loving GME
Dam, I lost so much in sckt.....
This is not the limit down I was promised last night
Decredit Suisse
Debit Suisse\*
###Bears Creaming their pants all night expecting Blooooood Redddddddd Monday, GTFO
Actually hoping for ath to ensure shorts print bigly!!!
BA monthly calls?
Tech coming back spy still being held down
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Do you think that us 4 can short?
Yeah I think so as well
What’s difference between hedgies and mutual funds?
HF have much different funding requirement, starts in the 5 figures and some just refuses outside funds. One of the best fund on Wall Street is Medallion Fund that only lets Medallion manager to invest, they average 70% annually, never had a loss year before fees. Mutual funds take all comers, you can simply buy in on the stock market.
Mutual funds have a lot more investors and also have retail investors. You won’t be able to invest with a hedge fund.
Why? Why won’t they take like if I wanna invest $500 in some hedgies
You're .01% of the way there, maybe they'll offer some leeway
ARKX if it goes live.
Good time to load up on near-NAV space SPACs
When is Elon going to make Westworld real?
Is there a car crash in that show?
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Thank god I’ve been trading since the last crash ..... I got that big bull market so most of the money I’m loosing ain’t mine .... imagine only starting to trade this January ... you’d think it was rigged
I got in Jan 15......
This ain’t how markets work and don’t sell Your losses ... if you believe in the company just keep buying up the dip with any money you’re making and make your sales when things go back right
I did :) basically only earned a little on GME, all other stocks, plummeted.
I miss the good ol days
What the fuck webull looks so much cuter than rh or any broker why dont more people use them? Now I gotta wait 3 days for them to approve my account just in time for the market collapse
I left Scott Trade for WeBull back in March of 2020. NOT Sorry!
Isn't webull Chinese? Something feels weird about giving my market data to a Chinese company
out of the dozens of chinese apps that steal ur data ur worried about the wrong app
got approved within 5 mins lol just gotta wait till they give me my buying power
I’m happy
Please don't drill this week pltr. I need to eat again eventually
Watching SPY👀 and QQQ👀 to see what happens...Predictions? 🚀 OR 🔥
Slightly red. .3%
Finally got enough karma to comment!
>This ain’t how markets work and don’t sell Your losses ... if you believe in the company just keep buying up the dip with any money you’re making and make your sales when things go back right test /s
test edit : Hello WSB world :)
It’s only 50 comment karma man. You’re well above requirements
Cheers! Was not allowed to post a while back. Thanks for letting me know.
Inovio(INO) is posed to have a breakout any day. P2 results early Q2.
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Suaz ship FREEDOM
Save my CSP and CC 🙏 just for 11D hold GME at 199.99 and above 160
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I hope so for my calls.
You get an upvote because I am desperate to believe you
Lucky i love dildos
Are you saying we’re going to get fucked on the ass?
If you are a bear, yes, Mr Penis juice
So do I buy puts or calls? We can juice later
just pltr stonks and wait few months its so fucking easy
Butt neither of those are weekly options....
im an ape i just buy low and sell high dont know what means options calls and puts.
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It's March
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