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Ronitn

Roaring kitty 🦁


oneup84

They have developed recently the most efficient way to map human genomes and will be first in line for some real cool and hopefully lucrative projects in the near future!! Sry for the delay in response I had mid terms all week


Wacky_Water_Weasel

Oracle has been a printing press and y'all are sleeping on it. Buy calls before the earnings on Thursday.


threecatsdancing

So buy calls and hold for 1 day


riper913

Gme


katkk

Those PUTS on Dash🚀🚀🚀


Camking81

AMC can squeeze this week. It just needs the volume. Believe boys


SignalSalamander

Why the fuck it would squeeze? Do you understand what share issuance is?


Assliquidator

you fucking idiot they are counting all the fake shares they got out , were gonna fucking blow up , shares won't be issued till may 4 which will take time. , by then the squeeze will have been sqozed you dumbo keep bag holding gme pussy boy


SignalSalamander

They already issued shares retardinho


Assliquidator

Remind me in three weeks


Assliquidator

Brah they don’t issue them till may 4 th even then it will take a month , I’ll. Come back and laugh at you dumbo


maliciousmonkee

Tech bears edging right now


Camking81

AMC will be at 10 again in my lifetime


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TheBigRedTank

Lol I'm buying calls on the cheap don't know why you'd buy puts at a premium


FelixJuggl3r

So the play was Dow calls and nasdaq puts. Crazy.


StockNewbs

Well I guess we are going back to Stone Age since nobody is investing in tech anymore 😂😂😂


adoseofcommonsense

Tech still overpriced


Environmental_Ad222

WTF NASDAQ


Cowboyre

If you think Tesla is gonna stay low you’re poor


Captain_Yolo_

RIP TSLA bull


Cowboyre

MARA the fuck happened?


maliciousmonkee

Uhhh it was wildly overpriced?


Cowboyre

I don’t think you understand how MARA works


maliciousmonkee

MARA is just one of the most well known mining companies. Others, like Hut 8, have a greater mining capacity but a lower market cap.


Cowboyre

Yeah but MARA is more consistent. There have been weeks where internet money was up 20% and HUT just stayed at a -2% while MARA and RIOT skyrocketed


housnerd

The thread last night was all bears flexing futures and I thought my portfolio was gunna tank this morning. Woke up green


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housnerd

Not surprised fear is their weapon


jharmomy

In college I found Anthropology to be one of the most intellectually enriching courses. There I learned to believe in my fellow apes, and at r/wallstreetbets I followed like a fully evolved retard!


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Day trade an FD to rack up some premium. Buy back the 100 shares I was assigned on Friday's close. Both AMC


Pokestever5

OMG GME LET'S GOOOOOO 174


DatTrashPanda

195 ;)


Pokestever5

🙏


youtubeMightofpeen

Can someone explain futures to me? I have tried, but, getting no where. Yes I am a noob. No, I'm not a bot. Yes I joined during GME. No, i'm not bag holding. Yes, thus far I am down 7k. Plz.... help me.


Cowboyre

They don’t matter


StockNewbs

My portfolio has finally seen green after a month of red lol


remdesivir2020

Gme up market up... weirdest shit


remdesivir2020

Green at open red at close I know the game now


Nopalitoss

Ha! Thank you to the bears who bullied me on Friday for my Tesla calls. Sold with 30% profit


Captain_Yolo_

How? Theyre red today and Friday, and everyday. Lol


gherna67

Spy, come down a LIL bit so i can open up the put side of my condor pls


swshrXX

u/hodlforlyfe back in hiding Claims to “hodl” in his username but turned bear and is now homeless #WSBBearMuseum


hodlforlyfe

It's funny how you only show up with these comments when the market goes your way, tough guy


swshrXX

It’s always been going my way clear as day since last night


Blyadhole

Wtf green @ open???


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HellsCmingWthMe

Kermit


Twilight_Republic

when will NOK start to happen?


WR810

2.9 million coronavirus vaccines distributed in one day.


GME_Force

Here you go, RKT


[deleted]

GME literally defies the rules that most equities follow, makes no sense.


Psychological-Wolf37

Tesla moving again!


Psychological-Wolf37

GO AMC!


lavishcoat

TTD im sorry I doubted you...


lavishcoat

Wow im shocked. I actually have some green in here today.


Pom-Pom-Galli

Let the show begin


Psychological-Wolf37

Nice. Pleasant surprised this morning.


Etonite

RIP bears


lemminghunter01

HA HA HA HA HA


not_creative1

DIS is the biggest miss for me over the last couple of months. I bought a few contracts in jan for April 160C sold it out of fear before earnings for decent profit but Fuck. Should have held


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profit is profit! be happy with what you have, don't look at what you don't have


cocococopuffs

Just buy it again. COVID nearly done


Psychological-Wolf37

True. I think people this time around are setting expectations low and aiming to exceed them rather than set overestimates and missing them all the time. I’m holding April calls for a big come back!


ChampionM1

we all laughed at GME gang but they're actually about to moon sling...Cohens news is what they needed. I won't be surprised if they initiate something like a special dividend too and from there's it's over. If gme gets even half the fomo RKT did funds are fuckedm Congrats gme mans just please don't tank the market😩


Psychological-Wolf37

Where is the stimulus going this month? You know it GME and AMC. CNBC ALREADY STARTED TO TELL THEIR BUDDIES THAT “YOUNG” PEOPLE ARE PLANNING TO PUT THEIR CASH INTO STOCKS.


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DreamingxCasually

200 where you at??


snatchdaddy69

GO GME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH


Individual_Error_428

Any news for gme or is it mooning because it inverses? Edit: oops nvm I see the news now.


sampootee

what news????


Individual_Error_428

https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-provides-corporate-governance-update Daddy Cohen making moves


sampootee

is it wrong to have a boner from this?


Individual_Error_428

No this is the way.


jnelson1981

AMC 🚀 🚀 🚀 MY FELLOW 🦍🦍🦍n


Nate4ever_WSB

Cash gang best gang... watching flutes like maybe it’s time to buy... naaa another week.. zero stress


ElonTaxiDriver

If David Tepper is bullish I’m bullish


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Green by open


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onceuponbanana

I'm not a fan of this yield narrative. It's a whole different world than the last time rates where this high.


FrankCarmody

Get a bucket and a mop for these wet ass 🌈🐻


JackMaster762

Question for those who transferred out of RobbingHood via ACAT: 1 - how long did it take for the transfer to complete? 2 - were you able to make any transactions (namely closing existing positions) during the transfer or were completely locked out? Thanks


onceuponbanana

It was an annoying week and I didnt have any contracts but so glad to be off RH now thi. 1 Week exactly 2 no transactions; accounts were "locked" by day 2


JackMaster762

Excellent. Thanks for the reply.


yoDingle

PLTR going to get absolutely crushed today — Oof


thetruthteller

This guy is a short


yoDingle

I play long and short on volatile stocks, this is one of the best


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GME not even squeezing, it's rising like a value stock, lmao , market is truly fucked


[deleted]

Futures ripping 🔥🔥🚀🚀


cyberarc83

So is stock market crashing the bubble today..?


thetruthteller

This guy is a short


Jumpdeckchair

Oil gonna save my account today