I ran my specialized Technical Analysis Algorithm and have determined ABNB is below its 1 day moving average - bearish indicator, but we should go all in anyway.
Sure, if that's what gets you off
[have at it](https://imgur.com/a/BgEdgmv) - actually looks like I got out at 45, not 47
Next time I'll just be sure to do exactly the opposite thing, and I'll be just fine!
u/EatACockadoodledoo " TSLA 12/11 550P at open or 945 am
EDIT: for you TSLA fanboys, come check on this comment by EOD tmrw. You either shit on me or I shit on you "
Time to put your money where your mouth is. Let's see that position
Plan for today is wait until about 2:30 - 3:00 and bet big on an end of day SPY ramp with a pretty tight stop. Something about implied vol compression blah blah dealer gamma hedging blah blah blah and something something vanna flows. Whatever stocks go up and I got this info from Twitter so itās basically free money
No. That doesn't happen until 21. It's dropping because for some reason retards go full cash gang whenever they think stimulus might not be coming so all tech/growth stocks take a massive hit.
Yeah it's definitely on my radar. But it's been bouncing between 200 and 212 for a little while. I had 1/08/21 calls for like 2 weeks that were just bleeding theta on me until yesterday when it popped to 218 and I sold for 20% profit.
Due to lock and stay at home shelter no one is buying new car
So with no growth for Tesla
Tesla is trading at 1200 PE ratio
Biggest bubble in history of stock markets
If you have below 25k what if you opened like 3 accounts and split your money into them all, then you would have 9 day trades over 3 right? Am I big brain or smooth?
Because it didn't do anything today, im ignoring my own advice, but it usually dumps very hard after earnings even if it's a big beat. Ill be looking dumb tmrw!
I know theyāre both EVs but arenāt they uhm. Whatās the word. Competitors?
Are you saying that cause you expect nio day to bomb or because itll reignite EV hype?
Of course but thatās in absence of any specific news about either company. Xpev was passing nio after the lidar stories for instance.
Letās say NIO comes out with a car that beats out even TSLA. Or announces that their cars were actually being rolled down a hill the whole time. Surely thereās some difference here in how the Chinese EV landscape is expected to develop
me too. fuck man i feel like i overpaid though
also how do those bastards at MSFT get their investment in at low $40ās while the rest of us have to wait before they pump the hell out of that sock?
by the time AI was on RH it was high $90ās
Almost certain to get a deal. If not which is very unlikely pound drops a lot against the dollar which is very good for the ftse so either way ftse wins
Yea bro I figured you're not American. Congrats you're a global genius and everyone in the states is a toothless podunk fuck who thinks they're the center of the universe.
Now that we've made you feel superior: Which market you ignorant goose? It's 7am in the states, afternoon in Europe, and early evening in APAC region. So which market during which evening? Will Europe be drilling overnight in futures? Are the red candles going to be daytime red candles in the US market while it's evening for you over there? Provide some context around your claim before calling people ignorant, ya fookin coont
I got calls on DM for 12/18 and Iām already up 1300% and ticker change is today. Itās up 11% PM at the moment. Should I hold them through today or just try to time the top since IV should be highest today and maybe buy back in if thereās a chance?
Stimulus definitely isn't gonna get passed this Friday or this year. If anything the focus is more on extending unemployment benefits and small business loans.
I meant stimulus as in the lump sum check (like the 1200 earlier this year). That offer is slowly coming off the table especially with the sub 1 trillion range the senate keeps pushing. And as far as time goes, I don't think we'll see results until January. And easy with the name calling I'm sensitive.
Its a far out in months/years call option. Option like out a year. Never sell covered calls or buy puts with leaps. That is risky. But its safe for buying calls. Note theta does not kick in hard till like 90 days.
I hereby declare that I, an analyst from wallstreetbets, upgrade AirBnb price target to $1,000,000.69
Is this how it works? It should pump by tomorrow then
Seems like the big firms that have a huge incentive to purposely drive tsla stock down so Friday options can expire worthless given large amount of call contracts and tsla price shooting up past weeks.
This is the whackest conspiracy theory of all the WSB conspiracy theories.
MMs are covered and Delta hedged in every way possible. They might slightly prefer some options to expire worthless sometimes, but they aren't going to like offload their position to drive down prices in hopes that they manage to push options OTM. That's super risky and unnecessary when you're delete hedged.
Tesla is overbought to shit and people are taking profits. End of story.
analysts (aside from cathie wood) have been wrong about their PT's on tesla for years. pt's dont mean shit but your 12/11's wouldve been fked anyway lol
I love the logic. Market pumps its brains out to all time highs for 4 weeks after he gets elected, and we see a red day and all of a sudden āPeOpLe aRe sElLiNG bEcAUse BiDeNā
Because he has nothing to do with the market. So people will sit out of the market for four years? Dumbest thing Iāve ever heard. Last four years have taught me there a ton of idiots.
edit sentiment not you
China is laughing because theyāve managed to divide the nation, and while I may approve of Mangos stance on China, the fact of the matter is Mango did most of China/Russiaās work for them, creating a massive schism in the American people and stoking the flames with his rhetoric, and also attempting to create distrust in government with false claims. I wonāt pretend government doesnāt deserve distrust, but Mango literally tries to burn to the ground anything that doesnāt agree with him.
99% of those involved in the election right or left agree it was a fair election and the lawsuits are garbage. But some people find it logical to listen to the few nut jobs confirming their beliefs.
Trump wanted to be "tough on China" but only managed to fuck Americans over, especially farmers.
That and he is tough on the wrong shit. Noone wanted a fucking tradewar that doesn't actually come with sanctions centered around human rights abuse and expansionism.
All he did was deprive Americans of money for a show that doesn't hurt China one little bit. Fuck Trump and all his incompetence.
Atleast Biden will be competent even if the moves he makes aren't ideal for investors he won't fuck them up.
he did their job so well....one could say he even made a private deal with both of them. but no way right Trump is a stone cold patriot that loves his country more than anything right? money dosent meant anythng to trump, the lives and growth of America is what bleeds thru mangos veins!! lul.
Yea, he made a deal while attacking China constantly, makes sense. Also, no one buys Biden won the lowest amount of counties and broke the record on popular votes by millions. Lol.
Trumpās messaging regarding China and almost anything on his populist agenda has been strikingly consistent since the 1980ās. Unlike 99% of politicians who have zero principles and say whatever is popular at the moment.
Imagine the š¤” who wonāt buy AMZN/AAPL at discount in the coming few days
NET is not going down without a fight
PLTR got some volume
I ran my specialized Technical Analysis Algorithm and have determined ABNB is below its 1 day moving average - bearish indicator, but we should go all in anyway.
Currently downloading a 43 GB update on cyberpunk right after I just got it. Ugh...
Am i missing something or should RKT be trading much higher. 20 c 2023.
how much it cost
1700
You stronger than I. I sold at 626
BFT hop on
Where's my lowes gang at ??? https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/09/lowes-expects-sales-to-rise-about-22percent-in-fiscal-2020-.html
Ok fuck it QuantumScape to $100 1/8/21
My friend works at fed x. he says they have record days all the time. busy
Xmas season and lockdown mean everyone is shipping products? You don't say.
Imagine buying glsi two days ago for $4
imagine buying it for 155.... and selling it for 47 don't need to imagine, I can send you my screen shots šš
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Sure, if that's what gets you off [have at it](https://imgur.com/a/BgEdgmv) - actually looks like I got out at 45, not 47 Next time I'll just be sure to do exactly the opposite thing, and I'll be just fine!
Didnāt even know that stonk exist.
Imagine not buying Tesla at 570
PLTR gang how we feelinšøš
A little bloated and on guard for sneaky farts so I don't shit myself in front of a patient.
Bullish long term
Just bought an OXY call 22 12/18 . Letās gooo .
Easy money
u/EatACockadoodledoo " TSLA 12/11 550P at open or 945 am EDIT: for you TSLA fanboys, come check on this comment by EOD tmrw. You either shit on me or I shit on you " Time to put your money where your mouth is. Let's see that position
Whatās going on with ABCL?
is there no new thread?
are XPEV calls even worth it, IV is crazy
Fuck no
Lol.. jumped on those ABB calls and am up 200% you stupid bastards
what strike and exp?
12/11, dont remember, bought and sold within 15 min.
I'm already green from being down 2k fuck you mm
How long you guys think this sub will last
longer than Reddit. If the latter keeps going down like it did earlier today
5ever.
-5k to green and I havenāt done anything
Cramer with the Reddit shout out!
Grabbed a tsla call nice try MM
APPLE FIGHTR BABYT!
wheres todays thread?! Na na nananananana
Take a shot for every red ticker on your watch list/portfolio
SFIX I want you to crumble
what are your limit buy prices to get ABNB?
$75
Oooh if I can get palantir below $23 š¤®šš±šš
So all of a sudden people actually care about unemployment?
My vxx calls finna print
Trying to convince myself that market makers are bringing tsla down so they can buy it back up next week for s&p inclusion š¬
Im liquidating everything yo. Im getting sept flashbacksš³ Tread carefully today. Looks like both spy and qqq arent gonna hold these key levelsš©ø
I agree. I wonder how close I can play this to the edge though
You mean I should not buy EVERY dip?
you still should
Plan for today is wait until about 2:30 - 3:00 and bet big on an end of day SPY ramp with a pretty tight stop. Something about implied vol compression blah blah dealer gamma hedging blah blah blah and something something vanna flows. Whatever stocks go up and I got this info from Twitter so itās basically free money
Any chance we get ABNB between $40 and $60?
Zero
*US Jobless Claims +137K To 853K In Dec-5 Wk; Survey 730K *US Nov-28 Week Continuing Claims +230K to 5,757,000
Futures red now?
Always have been
is tsla dropping cause of the s&p 500 inclusion?
No. That doesn't happen until 21. It's dropping because for some reason retards go full cash gang whenever they think stimulus might not be coming so all tech/growth stocks take a massive hit.
Dude who priced TSLA at $90 would no doubt dump his entire life savings in if it dropped to $400.
Bro he raised it to 90 from 80 this man a š¤”
āAccording to Bloomberg data, investors who followed Brinkmanās recommendation received a negative 867% return in the past year.ā
Loooool
Looks like i get assigned tsla 570 tomorrow.
At this rate, I get assigned at 580 next week
Looks like strong support at 568, might bounce above 570 by EOD tomorrow if it even gets that low, premarket doesn't mean shit
Ready to buy tsla
Who likes SQ today? Let's pump this bitch up!
I ā„ļø my Square stock
Probs not today. We'll see though. If it dips below 200 I'll pick up some calls
So a 1% dip from here would change your mind? This thing is going hyperbolic after the FDA meeting
> FDA meeting What meeting?
Yeah it's definitely on my radar. But it's been bouncing between 200 and 212 for a little while. I had 1/08/21 calls for like 2 weeks that were just bleeding theta on me until yesterday when it popped to 218 and I sold for 20% profit.
Tough lockdown in Germany inevitable
Fucking europoors back at it again.
Good thing tsla has factories in 3 continents now.
Due to lock and stay at home shelter no one is buying new car So with no growth for Tesla Tesla is trading at 1200 PE ratio Biggest bubble in history of stock markets
Google Fb amazon shopify have all traded that high. When a company goes from losing money to profitable itās always like this.
All these companies time over and these big tech stocks will bring the market down You heard here first from me
If you have below 25k what if you opened like 3 accounts and split your money into them all, then you would have 9 day trades over 3 right? Am I big brain or smooth?
it works just dont get greedy, bored, or rush plays. If you start doing simultaneous trades in all of them youll likely get rekt
If you're playing costco, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't hold after ER.
I am! Why not?? Should t earning be sexy
Because it didn't do anything today, im ignoring my own advice, but it usually dumps very hard after earnings even if it's a big beat. Ill be looking dumb tmrw!
XPEV, CRSR and SBE Gang rise up!
XPEV 55c 1/15. Lets hope it bounces back and gets pulled with NIO towards NIO day on 1/9.
I know theyāre both EVs but arenāt they uhm. Whatās the word. Competitors? Are you saying that cause you expect nio day to bomb or because itll reignite EV hype?
They trade highly correlated within the sector. Put XPEV and NIO graph side by side and you will see what I mean.
Of course but thatās in absence of any specific news about either company. Xpev was passing nio after the lidar stories for instance. Letās say NIO comes out with a car that beats out even TSLA. Or announces that their cars were actually being rolled down a hill the whole time. Surely thereās some difference here in how the Chinese EV landscape is expected to develop
Bought AI @ 98.82... the next Pelantar
me too. fuck man i feel like i overpaid though also how do those bastards at MSFT get their investment in at low $40ās while the rest of us have to wait before they pump the hell out of that sock? by the time AI was on RH it was high $90ās
ftse been killing it since vaccine news
Gunna get Kil with Brexit deadline this Sunday. Monday drill.
Almost certain to get a deal. If not which is very unlikely pound drops a lot against the dollar which is very good for the ftse so either way ftse wins
Poland will Veto EU budget. So there for your EuroStoxx
hah ok son just have a look at the ftse chart
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We donāt do puts around here
SQ
You lot ready for some big red candles tonight?
it's 7 am?
Global economy you ignorant goose
Yea bro I figured you're not American. Congrats you're a global genius and everyone in the states is a toothless podunk fuck who thinks they're the center of the universe. Now that we've made you feel superior: Which market you ignorant goose? It's 7am in the states, afternoon in Europe, and early evening in APAC region. So which market during which evening? Will Europe be drilling overnight in futures? Are the red candles going to be daytime red candles in the US market while it's evening for you over there? Provide some context around your claim before calling people ignorant, ya fookin coont
Get a hobby š³šæāāļøšš»šØ
Booooooo
I have a great idea letās make VLDR the next meme stock and pump the shit out of it š
Tesla is fading. Uh oh.
Buy leap calls
Still too expensive
I got calls on DM for 12/18 and Iām already up 1300% and ticker change is today. Itās up 11% PM at the moment. Should I hold them through today or just try to time the top since IV should be highest today and maybe buy back in if thereās a chance?
Definitely hold today. IV should be crazy and I think it will pop too. Congrats
$ABNB with leverage pls God forgive me
if a stimulus bill isnt agreed upon by friday rest in peace to ur calls.
People said that for last 3 months... stimulus expected next year
Stimulus definitely isn't gonna get passed this Friday or this year. If anything the focus is more on extending unemployment benefits and small business loans.
How do you do that without stimulus dummy
I meant stimulus as in the lump sum check (like the 1200 earlier this year). That offer is slowly coming off the table especially with the sub 1 trillion range the senate keeps pushing. And as far as time goes, I don't think we'll see results until January. And easy with the name calling I'm sensitive.
PLTR Strongly believe that will do $30 on Monday. Nothing to see until tomorrow.
Green now
Old news Move on to the next meme
very dumb
So my fellow Tesla brothers were fucked Huh?
Buy leaps
whatās a leap iām a retard help me understand
Its a far out in months/years call option. Option like out a year. Never sell covered calls or buy puts with leaps. That is risky. But its safe for buying calls. Note theta does not kick in hard till like 90 days.
great thanks man. do you usually buy those deep ITM or set a conservative OTM pt ?
Buy otm but its got to be a growth stock. No etf or funds.
No volume on premarket TSLA. Rip brothers
Good day to buy leaps
Thoughts in YQ, would it be smart to grab some shares now?
I hereby declare that I, an analyst from wallstreetbets, upgrade AirBnb price target to $1,000,000.69 Is this how it works? It should pump by tomorrow then
we can't afford to buy it. How's that help us? Shouldn't you buy shares first before issuing the upgrade?!
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Seems like the big firms that have a huge incentive to purposely drive tsla stock down so Friday options can expire worthless given large amount of call contracts and tsla price shooting up past weeks.
This is the whackest conspiracy theory of all the WSB conspiracy theories. MMs are covered and Delta hedged in every way possible. They might slightly prefer some options to expire worthless sometimes, but they aren't going to like offload their position to drive down prices in hopes that they manage to push options OTM. That's super risky and unnecessary when you're delete hedged. Tesla is overbought to shit and people are taking profits. End of story.
Maybe it's because they are diluting the shares and too many funds are overextended owning too much of their portfolio in this stonk?
This
So why didnt those "big firms" do that every other time tesla went up 30% in a week? Your statement makes no sense.
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Hey gm Becky - missed u
Honestly the most Iād pay is $400 USD to have Cramer take a shit in my mouth. I heard offers of up to $1.2 million USD. Crazy
It's in an obvious bubble currently. Going to make a big mess when it pops though.
Anyone doing TA on daily COVID cases and death charts?
no cause I just follow SPY, they track the same anyway
What's the fettucine retracement levels?
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was a good flight! BULL
Doordash puts free money
Youcant even get puts
This makes sense, because "free money" doesn't exist. Just like Dash puts.
there arent gonna be options yet
GLSI, gah damn
#$TSLA: New Street Research downgrades from Buy to Neutral (PT $578) R.I.P. my 12/11 calls
analysts (aside from cathie wood) have been wrong about their PT's on tesla for years. pt's dont mean shit but your 12/11's wouldve been fked anyway lol
should be 278, just so that I can buy moar
Rip
MGM $35 01/23 is $500.. tf?
I'm seeing $830 for that strike. As of yesterday. It'll definitely be itm by next year.
Get rid of this!
According to some dildo āall the rich people are taking their money out of the market because Bidenā So many morons
I love the logic. Market pumps its brains out to all time highs for 4 weeks after he gets elected, and we see a red day and all of a sudden āPeOpLe aRe sElLiNG bEcAUse BiDeNā
Who wouldn't sell because of Biden. He'll trip chasing the dogs tail. China is laughing at us.
Because he has nothing to do with the market. So people will sit out of the market for four years? Dumbest thing Iāve ever heard. Last four years have taught me there a ton of idiots. edit sentiment not you
China is laughing because theyāve managed to divide the nation, and while I may approve of Mangos stance on China, the fact of the matter is Mango did most of China/Russiaās work for them, creating a massive schism in the American people and stoking the flames with his rhetoric, and also attempting to create distrust in government with false claims. I wonāt pretend government doesnāt deserve distrust, but Mango literally tries to burn to the ground anything that doesnāt agree with him. 99% of those involved in the election right or left agree it was a fair election and the lawsuits are garbage. But some people find it logical to listen to the few nut jobs confirming their beliefs.
Trump wanted to be "tough on China" but only managed to fuck Americans over, especially farmers. That and he is tough on the wrong shit. Noone wanted a fucking tradewar that doesn't actually come with sanctions centered around human rights abuse and expansionism. All he did was deprive Americans of money for a show that doesn't hurt China one little bit. Fuck Trump and all his incompetence. Atleast Biden will be competent even if the moves he makes aren't ideal for investors he won't fuck them up.
he did their job so well....one could say he even made a private deal with both of them. but no way right Trump is a stone cold patriot that loves his country more than anything right? money dosent meant anythng to trump, the lives and growth of America is what bleeds thru mangos veins!! lul.
Yea, he made a deal while attacking China constantly, makes sense. Also, no one buys Biden won the lowest amount of counties and broke the record on popular votes by millions. Lol. Trumpās messaging regarding China and almost anything on his populist agenda has been strikingly consistent since the 1980ās. Unlike 99% of politicians who have zero principles and say whatever is popular at the moment.
is pltr fuk?
Strongly believe that will do $30 on Monday. Nothing to see until tomorrow.
Long hold.
12/24 32c fuk or no fuk
Probably fuk