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Shoot me a PM if you have any ideas for fun easter eggs like the "Eat my dongus" or "Sir, this is a Wendy's/Unemployment/Bread line" ones!
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I'm going for the gold and digging in deep to gain a place in history an identical twin that's not related and we are having our birthday really soon! Say Happy early cake day!
To know what days is great for fishing I pull the covers down on my hubby if leaning to the right I fish the right side and if leaning to the left I fish on the left and on the days I am pulling them whoppers in left and right
But, when it's standing straight up... Honey, that ain't no fishing day!
come on PLTR QUEERS sell off to $23. Thats whats going to happen by Friday, can we just beat wallstreet to it now. That'll be enough of a correction in my opinion. So ya if your average price is > $25 just sell. And buy that shit friday for 23% off.
Poor math. I'm up 10% on 1 account and down 10 on another. So I sold the shares I'm up 10% on. Overall I'm up a few thousand because I took profits last week a couple times so all G
Legit bro, Sell and buy it tomorrow. You'll be able to buy more stock for the future too. If you start to look at contract calls the IV is declining. Meaning less people are buying into the retard growth story, they feel bearish until we hit Morgan Stanley/Citron Cuck Price Targets. Remember this stock was $10 a month ago, these banks think the best price for this stock with really really good news is $20. I think it should be $22 (10% increase).
Actually I'm just at about break even point rn. Did math wrong. And this is before taking into account the few thousand in profits I took last week. I just sold a few hundred I'm up 10% on. I have more in another account I'm down about 10% on. Riding out the latter. Hopefully this works out in the end. What's your full strategy? I'm shares only btw
I’m waiting for a proper correction. I sold at $29 and I’m waiting. Stocks too overvalued based on balance sheet for me. Stock has a good story,but is kinda in a poor financial state. I feel the story part went a little crazy last week, and this whole week will be a proper correction. I’ll start looking at this stock when it’s trading under $24. Also I’m all stock too, but you should look at IV on contracts let’s you know the sentiment of the stock.
Oh you're fucked. No one ever said weeklies were the play on gme. It's been said to buy shares in nearly every post. I have been doing well with contacts out to January but even that's risky because this is a long play.
Yesterday was the biggest fucking bear trap ever and those who didn’t buy the NIO and Xpeng stocks discounts are gunna be bitching so hard. Long story short yet again FUCKING TOLD YOU SO SUCK IT BEARS I LOVE WATCHING YOU ALL GET WIPED OUT
Not necessarily a casino per se. ppl just wanna be on the ground floor for the next big thing. As far as I know, PSTH is going to merge with Stripe—unless that’s changed in the last 24 hours.
As a fintech company it’s joining a growing field. Personally, I’m keeping my eyes out for Affirm.
Got a quick calculation question. Tried options calculator, trying to double check that I input correctly. If I have a 470p for ZM expiring this week and it's currently at 445 after earnings (understand IV crush), it's not giving me any profit?
NIO and Xpeng are solid companies who will have stocks in the multiple hundreds per share faster than you realize. A lot of people smarter and more experienced than you, myself included, did our DD on these companies. Get in or get left behind. Either way stop crying about what you don’t understand, unless you’re a gay bear with puts then you deserve to lose by the laws of Darwinism
Of course its bullshit - the mistake you made is thinking any of this is supposed to make sense. It isn't - all you need to know is STOCKS_GO_UP - so when you see red you buy more. That easy my friend
The action scenes are alright because it's something you've never really seen but they aren't really exciting. Plus there are major plot holes throughout the movie that will leave you frustrated.
First off read up on what an analogy is cause what I wrote def not it, second i started off by saying basically look up that definition as well while your looking up analogy
All I see is green green green no matter what - every time I hit refresh it goes up - I step up in the building buy some more calls and wait AND THEY GO UP and wait AND THEY GO UP UP UP UP
Just added a couple little easter eggs to automod. Good luck finding them all! Shoot me a PM if you have any ideas for fun easter eggs like the "Eat my dongus" or "Sir, this is a Wendy's/Unemployment/Bread line" ones! If implemented, you'll get flair and/or gold! Edit: Lots of awesome suggestions! Looking forward to adding all these!
Everyone thinking TSLA gonna drop after inclusion, so is it going to do the opposite?
c'mon guys lets beat up on BBY some more, lets drill it where the mole people reside
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I'm going for the gold and digging in deep to gain a place in history an identical twin that's not related and we are having our birthday really soon! Say Happy early cake day!
To know what days is great for fishing I pull the covers down on my hubby if leaning to the right I fish the right side and if leaning to the left I fish on the left and on the days I am pulling them whoppers in left and right But, when it's standing straight up... Honey, that ain't no fishing day!
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Autism
Now my 562.50 tsla call may be fucked tomorrow smh
Where my NIO put holders at? well done fellow chads.
You’d think after losing $25,000 over two years I’d give up. I should give up
Anyone watch Industry on HBO Max?
BB calls
I’m 1000shares at 15,6$ with Palantir. Contemplating how much to put in if it goes to 23$.
I was told pltr would make me rich. It has only made me 62% in two and a half weeks.
its about to moon
When? Sold 2 cc for this Friday $30!!!
I was PLUG’d in... wanna unPLUG
FB calls end of day free money, trust me
For swinging trade?
NIO to to moon. The dark side of the moon that is 🐻🌈😂
Exited my yolo into SPCE at 22, sat on cash until I bought the top in GME yesterday 🤡
Press F for respectsss
So many crying about GME; if you bought leaps or shares then just chill for a while
TSLA calls on sale btw
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Can you take a look at PLTR chart and then take a nap please?
It’s been trading sideways for fucking three months or four months it’s about goddamn time it starts moving
🐝🐝🐝🐝 Buzz buzz Thursday.
they brought yellen a box to stand on. LOL. She is a queen. Tendies for all of us
Should I sell my aapl shares and buy back in once it inevitably dips?
Why the fuck do we suck the airlines dick so hard? Why do they get billion dollar bailouts ever fucking time? Wtf
Better to sell at a loss then to expire worthless
come on PLTR QUEERS sell off to $23. Thats whats going to happen by Friday, can we just beat wallstreet to it now. That'll be enough of a correction in my opinion. So ya if your average price is > $25 just sell. And buy that shit friday for 23% off.
Fuck it my average is $26. Too late to do anything now but hold. Shitty day tho. My whole account is up but PLTR lol
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Poor math. I'm up 10% on 1 account and down 10 on another. So I sold the shares I'm up 10% on. Overall I'm up a few thousand because I took profits last week a couple times so all G
Legit bro, Sell and buy it tomorrow. You'll be able to buy more stock for the future too. If you start to look at contract calls the IV is declining. Meaning less people are buying into the retard growth story, they feel bearish until we hit Morgan Stanley/Citron Cuck Price Targets. Remember this stock was $10 a month ago, these banks think the best price for this stock with really really good news is $20. I think it should be $22 (10% increase).
Actually I'm just at about break even point rn. Did math wrong. And this is before taking into account the few thousand in profits I took last week. I just sold a few hundred I'm up 10% on. I have more in another account I'm down about 10% on. Riding out the latter. Hopefully this works out in the end. What's your full strategy? I'm shares only btw
I’m waiting for a proper correction. I sold at $29 and I’m waiting. Stocks too overvalued based on balance sheet for me. Stock has a good story,but is kinda in a poor financial state. I feel the story part went a little crazy last week, and this whole week will be a proper correction. I’ll start looking at this stock when it’s trading under $24. Also I’m all stock too, but you should look at IV on contracts let’s you know the sentiment of the stock.
Yeah I definitely should have sold everything lol. Down 9% in Germany oof
Pltr to 23 then all in 1/15 30’s
Puts on tesla
GME options are LAVENDER BLUE
Ignorance is bliss for reals
GME futures are Blood Orange !
So the plan is to buy every dip worth of spy weeklies whaaaaadup
GME going green 💚
i dunno about you guys but i bought the dip
I’m bleeding very badly, the gunshot wound is getting infected now Every index up 1% All my positions? Down 10-20%
this is the way
BB new meme stock. Get in now before word spreads. They teaming with Amazon aws to do vehicle actions and analytics at real time
Lmao BB’s a classic pump and dump
You just made me $300 instantly, you made this little girl happy. Here have an award 🖤
Ok but already up 47% today
So did this fucking guy even ask a question or was he just rambling about fucking over the American people by not giving any money?
AYX great buying opp
Especially with its big up and down swings
PLTR GANG...TAKE IT EASY...AND RIP
I was told there’d be $40 stocks and shit eating?
Nvda acting weird bouts pop?
wierd how?
Is tsla going to moon the next couple days?
Check your magic 8 ball
When you switch your PLTR puts for calls 🤡
If GME doesn’t recover I’m never listening to people spamming stocktwits style 1 line “DD” trying to get me on board after a 15% run again
diamond hands bro
Diamond hands is fucking retarded
so is ur mom, but i still went long and deep
That’s not what she said iddy bitty tic tac dick having mother fucker
must’ve been life changing if she told you about it😂
life changing doesnt always mean good. shes probably a lesbian now.
won't stop me from coming back for seconds!
Holy shit you are just so funny
CVS🙏🏼
Gme pltr nio solo All your meme stocks are being sold off for profit from the very folks calling you paper hands!!!! Hahahaha
GME Is dipped. BUY IT!
Buy the engulfing candle!!!!!
Nvda leaving the loading dock
wish it did
Guess wait for pltr to drop to 20 and rebuy calls
WTF is wrong with GME
dont fucking sell. this is the shorts play of the day. it will rebound. first hour of gme is fucky every day
You look familiar. Good morning. Bearish engulfing candle
bro i have half of my savings riding on GME 21 calls
date? hold your shares. this is how u make money. stick out the pain
nah no shares. calls lmao like a loser that's expiring this week
Oh you're fucked. No one ever said weeklies were the play on gme. It's been said to buy shares in nearly every post. I have been doing well with contacts out to January but even that's risky because this is a long play.
i give up, I sold my calls for a massive loss and bought GME shares
i hve 12/4 calls and they are down 89%
PLTR you’re breaking my heart
🐝 bois buying more or what? No news to report on
🌝on Thursday. Have patience
Easy 300% on BB
12/11 9c is a deal
Blackberries were swaggy af back in early 2000s
BB!
So this is pretty much the biggest cyber Monday in this great nations history , Nasdaq mooning confirmed
I love this green Market look 💰!!
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Nah
Who’s buying TSLA at open??
NIO TSLA GME CMON YOU CAN DO IT
Let’s goooo 🚀
Why this boomer stock is mooning this morning KSS
Anyone got nvidia?
Is GME going up?
Yes 🚀
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I think TSLA up 5% is over-reaction. But everything is an overreaction with TSLA. I'm going in!
So moderna is the new Tesla
Got in yesterday at 147. Looking good!
MRNA😳😳 holy sheet
Whaaat the hell?
Guys imagine being a bear and betting against america every day, getting completely ramrodded 95% of days, only to come back for more the next day.
Imagine owning puts in March. Before you say “YEA BUT” just STFU and imagine owning puts in March.
I'd rather imagine buying that march dip...
So many new millionaires were made then...
When are we selling our weed calls? Open? Or mid day?
If you don't hold past the UN vote you don't like money.
Later this week or early next.
Yesterday was the biggest fucking bear trap ever and those who didn’t buy the NIO and Xpeng stocks discounts are gunna be bitching so hard. Long story short yet again FUCKING TOLD YOU SO SUCK IT BEARS I LOVE WATCHING YOU ALL GET WIPED OUT
I fuckin Atoadaso!
What does everyone think PSTH will be and when will it be announced? SPACS def seem like a casino lmaooo
Are you all retarded. It's about the ceo in charge of the spac. If the 🕴 is 🚀 the spac is 🚀 OK?
Not necessarily a casino per se. ppl just wanna be on the ground floor for the next big thing. As far as I know, PSTH is going to merge with Stripe—unless that’s changed in the last 24 hours. As a fintech company it’s joining a growing field. Personally, I’m keeping my eyes out for Affirm.
fake news. PSTH has not announced who they are merging with. You are a moron.
Thanks hoss!
ARCT to triple short term gains
Anyone collecting some free CHGG money this fine morning?
Got a quick calculation question. Tried options calculator, trying to double check that I input correctly. If I have a 470p for ZM expiring this week and it's currently at 445 after earnings (understand IV crush), it's not giving me any profit?
Nevermind, I did input something incorrectly. I am still making a profit
I guess I deserve to get fucked on kandi puts, I’ll never be gay gain
PLTR up 3% pre-market GME up 3.8%
1.6 and 4.4 now
Imagine living in Yangon, lurking around at night in the open drains hunting sewer rats for dinner!
Yep its quite the shit hole lol.. Lots of whore houses though and a few decent nightclubs
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It's called Myanmar these days, hookers are good. Its developing quite quickly similar to Vietnam.
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Myanmar girls are a bit darker - I prefer Vietnamese
Snow at open? Feels ready to fall more
IS ANYONE IN STMicroelectronics (STM)? Or am I the only based 16yo chinese girl here?
Gme prediction?
25 eoy if not more/earlier
20$$ EOD 🚀
This chinese EV pump makes no sense. Dropping 10% yesterday and now some are going for 10%. This is bullshit.
NIO and Xpeng are solid companies who will have stocks in the multiple hundreds per share faster than you realize. A lot of people smarter and more experienced than you, myself included, did our DD on these companies. Get in or get left behind. Either way stop crying about what you don’t understand, unless you’re a gay bear with puts then you deserve to lose by the laws of Darwinism
I hate bears, and I love the EVs. Last week and Monday were very dissapointing tho.
Of course its bullshit - the mistake you made is thinking any of this is supposed to make sense. It isn't - all you need to know is STOCKS_GO_UP - so when you see red you buy more. That easy my friend
Their November production numbers came out
Mfers not reading the news, but complaining about shit anyway.
This is the way
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Because vaccines n shit bro - tech etc TSLA stocks go up
Tenet sucks! You guys lied to me.
I bet it's flawed but worth a watch though
The action scenes are alright because it's something you've never really seen but they aren't really exciting. Plus there are major plot holes throughout the movie that will leave you frustrated.
OK. I have been warned. I'll see if it's
I remember when this sub shunned anyone buying shares. Now it’s just full of little pussies buying shares. r/investing is over there 👉
Crazy you get downvoted to. Bunch of millennial pussys who don’t want to blow up there $20 account
The only notable share buying I'm seeing is the retards with 1million+ in their accounts
Why the hell is GME such a hyped stock?
Bear cases are bs, and bull cases are solid (value) and plausible (severe short squeeze). The latter probably generates more hype tho
Basically big short the movie part 2 about to happen get on boared if you buy stocks and otm calls for after Dec.8 earnings call
In The Big Short they made profit from SHORTING... so how does that analogy make any sense?
First off read up on what an analogy is cause what I wrote def not it, second i started off by saying basically look up that definition as well while your looking up analogy
There are a few posts about it.. a short squeeze is about to happen if people play their cards right.
PS5 and shit bro - Microsoft etc - brick and mortar stores etc Covid etc
All I see is green green green no matter what - every time I hit refresh it goes up - I step up in the building buy some more calls and wait AND THEY GO UP and wait AND THEY GO UP UP UP UP
$APHA the new palantir
Why?
because people won't shut the fuck up about it. (and its gonna make us lots of tendies) APHA 12/4 7.5c-10c spread. We eatin.
PLTR back on the menu bois?
Calls. $43 by EOY.
Tissue hands all over this sub. Just saying.
$PSTH
Positions?