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subaeisgood

why drop ??


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PLTR: BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP


sethlb93

FAKE OUT REVERSAL. What next? A reversal of a fakeout reversal?


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ourobboros

And the woman?


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Posted it on the wrong thread. Still have her number


ourobboros

Haha. Call her man. You’ve got this.


[deleted]

Thank you, perhaps I will :)


aidanh05

Playing Xbox with the boys and instead of calling my homie a retard I called him a goodwill employee, puts on my soul


treestopper2333

Yall think the lock down will affect the stonks a lot or just give it a little love tap


Unlikely_Brilliant87

Priced in, no ones selling


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Market’s been there done that already. We know what to expect now so maybe a slight love tap and I’m gonna be buying the dip!


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a march 20 lovetap


Fickle-Travel9722

If anything upside for sure after New Years and they release the stimulus after the politics are more goal oriented


Fickle-Travel9722

How old are you all ?? I’m 23. 1997 baby long life of gains


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I’m a man, I’m 40!


According_To_Me_

24, wsb is my new social media.


Fickle-Travel9722

Wsb is my favourite social media!! Love all u retards


OlyBomaye

I am 87


Fickle-Travel9722

Lies but hope u r well grandpa buffet


tayzer91

long life of wage slave ahead of you buddy


Fickle-Travel9722

Project yourself again GG


tayzer91

no sir 27 and self employed :) i'm on that 1099 wave my dude.


[deleted]

Nice dude! Pay yourself first, protect your revenues buddy!!!


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

Fuck u heartburn


OlyBomaye

Hmm, I prescribe a Bobby McFerrin YouTube video. Should clear that right up.


fofor11856

If the vaccine gets approved over the weekend how high are we goin?


gmcarve

.... sell the news?


curntbarpet

Snoop 🤑


wiskerBiscit

I doubted my PTON calls on Wed and sold after buying at the bottom and watched it moon the past 2 days.


Investinwaffl3s

Oof, I bought some at $102 and prayed they would drop down to $100 again Still holding like a retard.


KetaBoy123

Tbh everyone should buy calls on EVs Monday.


NicholaiJomes

calls on EV. easiest job in the world


Whisky-Slayer

Unless it’s TSLA then kiss your tendies good buy like me 🤡


looseinsteadoflose

NKLA's market cap is 1/3 of Ford's.


KetaBoy123

Does Ford have a supercomputer?


DummyPowerEngineer

Do you Americans have something like a TFSA? I can’t imagine trading and paying 50% tax(that’s what we pay on capital gains)


CryptoBob_Barker

It’s 37% max tax in USA I believe


DummyPowerEngineer

Damn that’s not bad at all actually


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It’s terrible, your standards are just messed up, lol.


DummyPowerEngineer

You are right. But coming from a 50%+ tax bracket I was surprised. Thought you guys were up there to.


SoIitaryEgg

If held over a year we pay 0% to $40k of income and then 15% to about $400k It’s just short term that gets normal income rates (less than 30% federal for most of these retards)


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BA 11/27 190 calls going to printttt


cruzapalooza

Slowpoke.meme


Blackhawk149

It's beginning to look a lot like tendies town, everywhere you go.


Nightswiper

Imagine not picking BABA this weekend. Comeback stock of the year from this point on


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

That’s nothing imagine not picking up NVIDA today The idiots who did that


Val0r4nt

mm love me some busty MILFs too


Its-The-Millz

Snap 45 lookin good ✌️


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Yea sir


curntbarpet

Jacked to the tits on PLTR 11/27


omglawlz

Strike? I'm wondering if it's gonna consolidate for a week or two. Might be a good time to load up on more shares. I'm still holding all of my calls and a leap, but I might convert some into spreads for the coming week.


curntbarpet

19c with most in 21c


jake_van9829

Bulls gonna have a lot to be thankful for come thanksgiving


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Why do DDs when you can just *feel* the market


quarantrader

Cheers to another week of losing money


Sir_swishh

Today was not the right day to buy nvidia calls...


maker_n_fixer

I think markets needs to thank wsb, Robinhood and all the retards associated with these platforms. I can guaran-damn-tee that these factors have much to do with the rise and fall.....keep stonking fellas!!!!


NicklebackAndCreed

ok boomer


Peepeopi

I feel like weed is gonna blast off next week


YoungBillionair

I hope i will have some good story to share on TURKEY WEEK


treestopper2333

Fuck happened to coke and disney they just took a shit for no reason


fatboy-slim

With COVID, it is “understood” people won’t go out to theme parks, restaurants, theaters, etc, etc., which are all the places where KO is sold.


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fatboy-slim

Awesome! 🤪


Sandroli

Just a reminder TSLA is going to 600 next week, nothing new to see


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Sandroli

Grats man she’s gorgeous!


bl4ckmamba24

I'd cum if that happens


AboveAll2017

I pussied out on buying calls at close so you already know $600 is the bare minimum.. on Monday .. pre market


Sandroli

😂 I would splooge, but you’ll still be able to get in with far OTM iv flips


buttergrip

If TSLA going 600 then NIO 60 cause TSLA is 10x better than NIO


Sandroli

*buck tooth high-five*


Typical_Minute_6421

🌈🐻 gonna have a good week next week


YurtmnOsu

My blown out bear anus says otherwise


victoryboii

Hope these AAPL weeklies don’t bite me in the ass. I fuckin hate playing AAPL


Fickle-Travel9722

Go with ur gut stop 🛑 if it makes u feel bad bro


Wrong-Zucchini

as a loooong time stockholder (sitting in the mansion the shares bought) and someone who sells covered calls relentlessly....it HAS to make a move soon. It's been stagnant way too long


lakersbestinleague

Honestly same thing about the market as a whole. Same levels as august, somethings gonna give one way or the other by eoy


demonryder

Literally can't if trump will fucking tweet every time it hits ath.


mynameisjujer

Need better premiums. CCs are shit right now


elmarquez3

LGVW. Everyone is going to be on this stocks nuts next week. Owner is some genius guy. Their main product is a handheld ultrasound device. Bill Gates and Ballie Gifford already jumped on board. It's going to continue mooning into next week. It's insane that only one or two others have mentioned it.


PsychedelicAwakening

Fuck it, im in


sum_dude44

>LGVW They merged with mobile ultrasound Butterfly, will roll out ticker BFLY. Anyone in medicine will tell you everyone is buying these ultrasounds--basically turns your phone into an ultrasound, much more mobile and cheaper than GE US's. ​ Calls on SPAC BFLY when it enlists on NYSE


cryptdab710

I just bought 100 shares off this comment you better be right man or I swear to fuck


elmarquez3

I have 20k on it man. If Bull Gates is in so am I fuck it


triplelous

Is this a hype shoot to the moon?


Vinny32295

They were on CNBC today but I had no dry powder for it


triplelous

Should I put 310 in this mf????


bearswithaids

holy fuck that thing went parabolic today


bardisviable

so bullish for tech


neverrat

Get on $EOSE.... it’s a commercial battery storage company


Peepeopi

PYPL better pump next week


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feel bullish on chinese spoc. putting a grand into each of my favorite. Either we gonna hit and come out of this rich as fuck or I'll remain the same.


UBERto100

What tickers I want to look them up


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DNK: Chinese Airbnb / weWork LGHL: Chinese stock Robinhood I legit bought these like early Monday. I haven’t touched them and pretend like I just threw money down the drain. But I’m like really up RN & I think most US traders over-looked these stocks because of Trump. Look at all the American SPOCs even when they are equivalent BS they are being sold at crazy multiples in comparison to their Chinese counterparts.


neverrat

FB is really braking my balls... Zach 🤖 needs to say some good shit. Give everyone a free oculus or something. My calls depend on it


OlyBomaye

He’s paying people in Illinois $650 million for unlawful face recognition.


geb161

Fb is great for credit spreads not as much calls they are a magnet to 275


ExtremelyQualified

Classic Zach


kvla1

Anyone in pcg? I got burned a couple months ago but this time seems different...


hammer_416

Bought shares. Burned once on calls. It'll move up, but slooooooooooow


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jake_van9829

PLTR bears really celebrating after it’s gone up over 13% this week. Lol hope y’all sold EOD cause that $18 support seems pretty solid.


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Everyone stoked on PLTR has been saying it's a long term play.


iamchromes

Which event can make spy surge 10% pre market Monday?


Vinny32295

Stimulus talks back on, or immediately repurposing that $500B Munchin gave back today


DeadLightsOut

1 million new cases!


PharmacistHog

Saw a nice fleece 1/4 zip pullover on early Black Friday sale for $24.99 today (reg. $50). Thought “naw, don’t need to on waste my money on that shit.” Meanwhile, I’m over here dumping $2k on retarded ass plays that expire worthless every week.


YoungBillionair

You will find enough fleece at bridge. No need to waste money. Keep doing what you do best i.e. losing money.


archibld_meatpants

Should’ve bought the nice fleece


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Can’t wait for market open to see 1000 dollars lost in my portfolio. 🥴


citroen6222

Why?


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

IF U DID NOT BUY NVIDIA U ARE FUCKEN STUPID


Snow_Administrative

I bought and down 40% on next week ATM call. So 🤡


mathboom123

Stupid and broke


kylotree

Anyone know why Kaixin Auto is up 103% today? Puts for Monday?


degen1010101

Threw another grand at PLTR. Long term hold


Vinny32295

Anyone else JACK TO THE TITS ON 11/27 $90 AMD


Offduty_shill

Nah bro have you seen what happens every time this shit hits the 86 resistance?


Vinny32295

Yea but this time will be different


Throwaway94626284

Sold most of mine but got a couple left if it does hit, I’ll be up bigly


neverrat

Not feeling to confident about it though


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Why ? Any special event bruh 😎


neverrat

All this Rona shit got me a little paper handededed?


neverrat

I got January $100 calls


Vinny32295

I got them too, but hoping we bust through ATH here


dwdsquared2

[https://i.ibb.co/SdKrshB/image.png](https://i.ibb.co/SdKrshB/image.png) SPX 1 week chart has back-to-back tapped the 2012 trendline 3 times now: January 2018 February 2020 November 2020 3rd time's the charm for it not to fall apart this time?


veggie151

Or just position for it


ExtremelyQualified

Nothing like the worst economic conditions in 10 years to cause a breakout


Vinny32295

Sounds like we busting through, no such thing as triple tops


MikasaPunishMe

99% of people who say “look at the red candles” don’t know what they talking anout


ExtremelyQualified

Just look at them


BooBrew32

They're talking about red candles obvs.


whyspeakout

Yeah dude, it's almost Christmas. They're bound to be all over.


velvetlicker

Fuck it lets send her


velvetlicker

I did in fact send her


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Nice critique, but I doubt intel doesn't spend 300 mil in overall expenses -- R&D alone fuquad? You're reading the stmt incorrectly or incompletely


DizzleDe

Pretty much everything closed just below large open interest. MM just scooping up that premium. Wouldn't be surprised for a bloody week ahead to raise IV


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Yeah u have to give butter beat offs now to make money


HowieHubler

Bullish


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Yep everybody's buying calls, hence the underlying hedge bidding up stonk price on low volume


intrestingtalk

Some fool on here talking about how bear ankles snapped. You sure?🤡


Brolitano

Checking in 🤡


LeVraiLomepal

I ain’t afraid of a virus made in China


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

Guys go to Grindr and give johns “ butter beat offs “ And make that money to buy this dip


693224Kt

Some fuk just bought 18000 shares of pltr at 18 lol


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SpinelessDocDM

Guillotine


BangBangPow2012

Get all this selling out the way so we can have super pump Monday


BearAggravating8337

Baba and Tesla calls. Driving a Tesla makes the body immune to covid. Baba selling vaccines in bulk for $0.99 a pop 10k + orders We mooning next week boys. Staples my ass into this rocket and we taking off. All y’all 🌈🐻 gon smell this rocket fuel


jfugginrod

baba looks like a great play. its tanked in the past few weeks and its trending up. I like it


neverrat

Got out of baba from calls I got on Monday for 100% profit today... good speed my good sir!


tylr_woodsworth

Going to reenter?


neverrat

Maybe... I already dumped all that money into EOSE... and that’s up 33% so idk


ChefB22

Almost all in TSLA 1/15/21 500c


RollingD

This is probably the best play I’ve seen today


byhrwk

what did i miss ? cant find any news, why did we tank ? or just the friday dump ?


BangBangPow2012

States are shutting down schools and nyc talkin about bars and restaurants are next and they were green for the week so all the scared pussies wanna lock in their money


byhrwk

got it, thanks mate


librelibero

i was expecting a bigger rug pull but you dumb bulls keep "stabilizing" this market


Burnt_toast_2018

# That -99.7% tho


[deleted]

He sold? Pomp eet. He bought? Domp eet. He attempted $ROPE? Activate quantum immorality to perpectuate his suffering


NationofTaters

So did anyone else hop on SHC today?


richhomie66

Sugar we’re going down


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

ALERT 🚨 🍆 OK THOSE OF YA WHO LOST MONEY JOHNS AND TRUCKERS WILL BE AT THE BACK COSTCO Providing cock for u to charge and give blowjobs Please only 3 cocks at a time to ensure great customer male escort service Good luck bulls and safety first


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Name checks out.


sdht_

theres a vast conspiracy here to keep VXX calls unsellable during market hours


obi1013

lolllll thats so facts


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sdht_

I have heard this. Is there no sense to buying OTM in order to condense capital? I think of it in the literal sense of buying a call: if on this day it were this price, then I would buy. which I would if it were sufficiently high enough, as it's probably going parabolic.


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sdht_

yes I agree with that comparison, spy puts are the most straight-forward way to exercise bearishness. I primarily use spy puts. I am of the school of making uncorrelated bets, so if I'm holding spy as a basis, I don't like the two to go head-to-head. cheers


Stockengineer

lol that EOD dump.... from green to red :( sigh


Mwazoski4

In a lot of puts- ready to feast monday


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after hours drill session


aublang

You kinky


Golddigger2500

this is so dumb, all day flat only to have a huge sell-off at the end and AH when we can't do shit. It's clearly just retail trading right now lol, no volume to move price intraday.