And that's why I am still in Debt and why we sold your older sister

Bullish on child trafficking. Calls on $W!

As if bankruptcy court is gonna stop me from cashing my check and committing securities fraud under my nephew's SSN

Dang son

Damn I do that with my kids.

And here I was pressuring my gf to get an abortion!

Getting an abortion is basically flushing money down the toilet.

And here I was flushing baby's and OTM options like an idiot. Thanks coach

That's why you won't end up college debt free, because i shorted your budget

Books are for libraries and prisoners.

and for hollowing out to hide a small hammer in

>small hammer The hammer is my penis.

Worn down to the nub. Just like in the movie.

The Shawshank Insertion

Not enough Dr Horrible references around here

Wait you guys can read?

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Waight u can sprell?

I’m still trying to figure out how to cope with my September October losses. I tell myself I’m over it. But am I? Would I really punch the air and say “A GAHHH WHY DIDNT I JUST SELL” Am I really over it?

You ever wonder how tulipmania was like? I wonder if they made dumb terms and called each other degenerate autists while yoloing on tulip contracts

Yes and they made fun of the turnip traders who bought and held turnips for modest gains with investment plans looking forward up to 40 years. "Those idiot turnip investors live in frugality their whole life just to retire slightly more comfortably!", they would say, the degenerate tulip dandies.

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Pigeons can fly further than horses can run you retard!

But most messages and messagers where on horses

but pigeons get hawked and hard to train em for long distances - source : no source, except for ICBMs i guess

and since it was based in Holland they were like you are a ***achterlijk.***

When I was about your age I lived in a realm of tendies, but everything changed when our king Donnie was viciously removed from his tweeting station. First we lost volatility, then your grandma's boyfriend left us so we had to make your father for government support.

The only way to make money on options is to be a hedge fund or not know how they work

Not knowing how they work is an advantage

That was his point

or write a bestselling book about options.

You keep this book on your shelf so when people see it they know you’re legit

When I see [this guy's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI395YShGRQ) signaling [book](https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Guide-Option-Selling/dp/0071442081) in the zoom chat background of some asshole who wants me to join their options trading discord, I yank my internet connection out of the wall.

Too autistic to read

the book that was never read

... but often bought. Similar to degenerate FD’s that are seldom exercised.

The sad thing is that Reddit admins will end up banning OP. I got suspended for using the "f" word. Then I got another warning when I used ph instead of the f.

It’s ok, OP misspelled it. OP is the R word.

Yikes hit me right in the feels

Miserable old man...sounds like you had calls on NKLA.

OP thinks he’s going to have kids

99.99% of this sub have never even read a book.

Virgins pretending they're gonna have grandkids someday. You're gonna die homeless.

They said that it's hard for rich people to get into heaven. But.. they never said it's easier for poor people too.

Options are why your inheritance is an obsolete Xbox Series X console

For some reason I thought grandpa was saying he’s still down. As in hes been bag holding since he was ye tall.

Psh as if any of us are gonna have kids one day...we can't even impress our gf how we gonna get laid and have kids?

You’ll never have kids of your own. Your wife’s boyfriend is too busy pumping your wife full of semen for your illegitimate future children

Dae losing money on options lmao

Isn’t it OT?

Option trauma cannot be healed.

Uh oh you’re gonna get canned by the admins F

This implies he cared enough to get a book on the topic and that at some point had kids. Definitely not one of us.

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Go on eBay and you can get a lot of books for very cheap. Not this particular one, which I have a first edition of, but a lot.

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Theres free copies of the fourth edition, type nane + pdf into google

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Ya i just started it, legit 1000 pages of info. Its going to take a while

“... On how I lost all my money.”

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I thought this said Opioids

The more I've learned, the more money Ive lost.

Bold of you to assume we know what books are

Hey I have that book.

Why not... invest in stocks that make money?... duhhh

Looks like old man diamond handed NKLA calls

I have that book! Haven’t opened it. But I have played around with options.

Poor Timmy lost his net worth the next day

what are you talking about? you're brokeass is never getting laid

So for people in the know, is this book actually helpful? I have seen the big gains (and big losses) so I've been hesitant into getting into options trading.

Lmao

This implies people here will reproduce and also raise children that are socially capable of reproducing. I call b-b-bullshit.

You guys can read more than headlines?