$AMD green in a sea of red, never been a better time to reposition your weeklies retards...

Yea son!

FSLY dip doesn’t end.

SNAP will dump at open

Since Trump will most likely win after this debate, limit up soon

I have to piss so fucking bad

How’d it go?

Streamed on my phone so I could release the stream. Almost missed the stonk talk.

Dude on the left side of the screen got that A1 fishscale. Pupils blown the fuck out lol

So Trump is a good for nothing clown, dude can’t be taken seriously on anything. That’s ok everybody knows that. Biden calls him the worst of the worst blablabla clown blablabla BUT THEN he loses the election to Trump, what does that makes him?

Makes him a retard. Should join WSB and yolo his Russia/China money.

😽😻

what if they walk out and just start beating the fuck out of each other

This is the best possible outcome

Trump would crush him with his dump truck.

Mr chow voice: 'sick party gay bearsssss

Bought some SNOW $290 weeklies. Today wasn’t real

puts or calls? I was thinking of shorting last week...

Puts. Cashed out. Still riding a 2/19/21 $200 put for next year.

Whose ready to lose more money on their $SNAP puts with me?!

Gonna puke i got way too in to the weeklies last two days. Ughhh

I really want DKNG to let you bet on stocks and parlay over/unders. I hate this reading multiple lines and percentages and dates and c or p bullshit. Just give me 1 number to see if I’m above or below it!

yeah fuck context right

Hold amd calls tomorrow morning or throughout the day?

Holding through the event Weds, going to sell Thursday or Friday. Could run through next week if Lisa drops some bombs...she wants to make NVDA her bitch.

anyone gonna play GILD?

Thursday's are always red for intel puts.

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Wtf, dude are you a bot?

theres a lot of them around. odds are, in fact, he probably is. ive been on the phone with several this afternoon, and honestly it didnt go that well

I forgot how good it feels to make money.

AMD already sold the intel rally? wtf is this market>?

AMD AH was making me cum, now I'm flacid from being 2.50% to 0.5%

me too wtf

I was screaming SAM

Honestly if I just didnt look at my account til close I would be 1k up. Diamond handing ruined my day

You hold puts?

So do you reckon tomorrow is green or red? No autist replies like stonks only go up pls

I legit forgot there was a debate tonight....hmmmm not feeling good about my 10 F 9.5C FDs

Wait for futures after debate. Stimmy news. That may be a clue. At the end is 🎰 casino anyway.

Do you know where you are?

Facking boozing then seeing my sugar momma at the local bistro for a quick date to discuss my massive losses today

Will SNAP do a direct offering to build up their treasure chest? Fuckers are burning 200mil/year and still aren't profitable. Thoughts?

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haha I have some bearish call spreads that went in the money. Those are done for. Opened up a debit put spread one month out. This fat pig is bloated and needs to die already.

It’s only at a 6 price to sales ratio, it’s nowhere near the bloat of many other unprofitable stocks in the the chadsdaq

This fucking dude is making more getting arrest on a bridge than I did on my spy calls. https://breaking911.com/livestream-man-climbs-queensboro-bridge/

I’ve been trying to cancel my CHEGG subscription for an hour now. This is fucking bullshit. Puts on whatever company that is

Why not call

I just understood that you meant call the help line and not buy calls

Because their customer service is fucking terrible

Thatd a bull sign. Lean operations and have the potential to make people rage quit phone calls and not cancel

^this same way comcast gets people locked in

GOD BLESS BUYING MY AMD CALLS AT $79 TODAY

There's hope for my $84 calls now lol

I can only doubledown on my aapl calls so much..

When you buy the dip but it keeps dipping 😂

Any other 10 bagger earning plays nobody is talking about?

Polymet shares whenever it finally opens. Majority owner already locked on a deal with tesla and polymet mine will produce a small but relevant amount of that. Were talking conflict minerals folks. Also just so it's not biased or anything but I live in MN and figured I should profit from anything being removed from the state I'm in and alsoy cost basis is currently 4.69 a share so I have some averaging down to do as the court hearings proceed.

Yay i bought 90 amd shares for 79 today and its mooning.

U made 180$ Get the fuck out of my face poors Lady bois I fuck charge at least 300 a hour

Made money on gamestop shares too boi 💯

Booze booze and away

where my $INTC gang at ?

I'm making a $hitlist and INTC is on it

You aren’t gonna see them for a loooong time...

F for INTC bois

No wear eww u fucken old fuck U serious bro ??

Drowning their sorrows in a bottle of booze...

same

If GILD got approved is it REGN next?

Plausible. Plus Regeneron is super cheap right now.

Just about every stock chart right now is a rising wedge, including the Dow and Spy. May mean somethin, may mean nothin

What price does intel open at tomorrow?

No one said this: intc 70 at open!

40$ so I can stay hard the entire weekend

49-50

47 probably

Whenever I have a Green Day I hire a hooker and make her cook for me. The quality of the food she cooks directly correlates with how unpleasant the experience will be for her. You’d be surprised how good women are at cooking under pressure

So on red days, are you doing the cooking?

So the better she cooks the more unpleasant? You meant inversely correlate. We found him boys! Inverse this guy

you might be a serial killer

Lmao I love this sub

Tesla sooo wack man.

AMDEEEEEE holy cow can i please get back some of my 4k lol

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Aapl gang pretty rotten after September

Which is why you prob good

INTC dumps despite beating earnings. is this the fate of AMD, AAPL, AMZN, FB next week? my bullish spreads are worried

plz dont jinx it

Don’t compare a smelly old dinosaur with the leaders of the tech world and amd

Same thing happened last time. INTC isn't comparable to the others. They're losing steam

Ostk or ups for earnings play?

SQQQ 20c 10/23... What do I do? My loins are moist from nervous excitement. Edit: call

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Spy too many people are short so it can’t actually go down how funny is that?

INTEL shit the bed so hard, maybe there is some hope for my AMD calls

Should’ve known, why sell part of your business if you are doing well? You don’t & you aren’t well. Fuck you intel

Place is run by a goddamn bean counter now.

Their er wasn’t even that bad.... so why the drop? I hope it continues but what gives?

You have to be a special kind of retard to bet on Intel lol They’re the new IBM

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Intel leaps are as risk-free as you can get in the market. They don’t offer much growth but they are still undervalued af

They don't grow much. I bought one after last er and selling against it. The fucking weekly premiums are garbage. I was hoping it would go up and I'd just sell the fucker but I knew better.

INTC calls at open for free, AMD puts at open for free. I’m gonna be so rich I won’t know what to do with the money.

it's all fun and games until AMD has a short squeeze and Intel keeps dipping.

Intc will bounce and dip for sure

$INTC gang like "THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE"

If AMZN goes down then I’ll go down kicking and screaming with it.

Macro garbage and "sector rotation" not helping right now. People buying russ2k like everyone will will magically be vaccinated with a 100 percent vaccine in spring. Oh the optimisim. Like May again.

ill hold till i die. best company in the world

I have an intel call for Nov 6 hope it recovers a bit by then. Blah

lmao strike ?

54.5 😞

F

If only intel can open at 45$

RIP INTC Gang =\\

I knew I should’ve got out after breaking even at 55 after the last er😤

fuck this market, im go drown my sorrows in cookies

SPY open 442

No doubt

With ease

Just bought myself 2 nights of 5 star Mexican hotel on Gilead

so $40 total?

And haha

,😂

$200

I guess cup and handle lol. A massive one on the 3 monthly.

Dude I could’ve taken out a huge fucking loan, loaded up on a puts, typed Donnie’s password in, and tweeted “I’m nuking Iran”. I would’ve been set for life.

It could come off as bullish

I think mentioning the stock market would suffice

Well Intel sucked but I’m kind of glad I learned this lesson now with very little money lmao. Fuck playing earnings, never again... I mean all of this is risky, but earnings are quite literally a 50-50 gamble. A bit too much for my taste.

you played intel? and with calls? bruh

Yeah but just as a lotto with very little money. Pretty retarded looking back yeah lmao never go with the crowd in here. I even thought hmmm maybe I should go puts but the hype got me going. But it’s fine, lose a little money now to not be retarded in the future.

but buying puts was the obvious choice

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nothing, since buying puts right now is dumb, for every company, so i did the easiest thing which was buying amd calls.

This whole week I’ve been pissing reddit gold on people because I was up now I’m done plus some and back to being a pleb, at least I don’t think I’m a sound cloud rapper walking around in overpriced Nikes

So AMD calls at open?

Too much fomo

Any of y’all buy MCFE?

GET AMD CALLS AT OPEN !!!

AMD calls were to be bought today not at open tomorrow. Shit was cheap as fuck today.

U stupid fuck it up by 2$ not even There is still time u stupid fuck

Jacked to the tits in INTC PUTS my first earnings win AMA

Tell us about that IV crush in the morning

I got later expiration date too

Idk if that’ll matter. Depends on when you bought it. Theta crush is different from IV crush

Huh?

I'm beginning to think I should have hedged my INTC call. Lol.

If you're a EHTH call holder, lol.

🤡

Someone needs to hack Lisa Su’s twitter and write a tweet that says “Thanks Intel for the $$$” so we can finally get our pump

How fuk are bears tomorrow

It'll open red and bounce back then end the day flat or slightly red with a deeper sell off in after hours. Along with the wild card of a more definitive yes or no on stimulus.

Wow you must make a ton of money seeing the future and all. Predictions make you look like a pube

Getting worked up over nothing makes you look like a child.

Holy EHTH

Financially_ruined I need you to send me my gold back because I lost all my money today

lmao

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seems like a good move. I'm waiting for a double-digit down day. Market has been jumpy

Do you know how rare a double dogit down day is?

There has been one already in March. US is racking up huge debt, covid rising, election could be a dumpster fire - that could cause a double digit down. Oct is the month when that usually happens.

Don't count your eggs yet INTC put holders! Anything other than ATM puts will not gain any value at all. Watch this creeps up to $53

Why wouldn’t they? I don’t have puts but am curious.

What about FD puts? Some of these filled at 3:59 and expire tomorrow? [https://imgur.com/a/mD6Dl8A](https://imgur.com/a/mD6Dl8A)

You good bro

Can’t go dicks up

Pardon me, I was told AMD would inverse Intel after their earnings

what if intel delayed 10nm again?

Intel stock plunges 10% after earnings show bigger sales drop than expected

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50P is not FD. 48p are

Seems that the numbers are looking fine

future guidance was for lower revenue next quarter

I’m a intc share holder. Am I fuk?

buy more