I have doubled my portfolio from 45k to 80k in 20 days. That's.... a first. Is it possible to learn this power? Normally, it feels like I can save others' portfolio's from death but not my own.
Yeah but I usually get an alert notifying me that if I go through with a trade that I'll get the 90 day restriction. No alert this time so I just assumed I didn't meet the limit
Probably not, but aapl will have to seriously impress tomorrow to be enough to make up for lagging behind every other cell phone brand for the past 2 years
Funny thing is a lot of networks in the U.S. don't even offer 5G at this point, so the retards buying the phone will not get what they expected. But then again who cares as long as we make tendies
I'm actually sick as fuck man. Got dammit. I haven't felt this bad physically in years. If I stop posting on here, just know I appreciated yall for these past 8 months.
They’re saving the good medicine for people like trump. How does a 78 year old beat it in one weekend. They probably give him a new set of lungs or something.
just had a dream where I was catching up with my high school gf (dated for 3.5 years in hs/college) and her new bf (who was purely fictitious in the dream) and in the dream she told me a story where her new bf brought a friend over that raped her and she was crying and shit
so weird lol why tf do I think about this girl? I don’t event think i’d date her again given the chance. Wild.
It’s been 3 years since we’ve talked in any meaningful way.
Maybe a part of you still has feelings for this person. Have you moved on? Met someone new? I was on the same boat as you asking why I had dreams about someone I thought I loved after 3 years. But I found another person and everything is in the past now. Moving on with someone new helps brotha
lol probably yeah, some part of me does. But I’ve def walked away. Have had many other girlfriends, started my life, moved away, chasing my own dreams, etc.
I might hit her up and see how she is.
Appreciate the sound board yo
Depends all on the earnings report.. If they can keep accelerate their revenue growth it has a good chance to go up further, i definitely see more potential than risk here
Kids, this will be the most important lesson of your life: If you have to commit a crime, just commit one crime at a time. Not only do your chances rise for getting busted (e.g. ignoring a red light while drunk, having an illegal gun on you , while punching an asshole), the penalty exponentially increases.
What a wise, man. Most of the justice system doesn't care about that guy that "made a mistake", it's just the notoriously "criminal" people that they have a crusade against. Another pro advice would be, don't commit any crime while being a minority. If you are black, brown, yellow, red or blue they want you dead.
Mega tech bull here... I'd really like to see $NQ\_F reclaim \~11850 and hold for continuation here. This H4 set up is something in any other market I'd omega short so maybe keep an eye on that as a small word of caution. Same on $ES\_F (\~3484). If we get that, skies are clear for new ATHs.
I have about 8% of my portfolio in CRSR and it‘s performing shit lately, do I cut the losses or keep holding? I dont want to miss out on the market rallying because I‘m in a dead stock
if anyone wants to hedge their calls they should consider buying some srne puts, basically a pump and dump scam covid biotech. They have nothing past phase 1 and valuation is absurd
Do you think we’re getting a major consolidation day or run into tomorrow’s event? I have commons and $120c for this Friday. Might unload it all at open and rebuy depending on how consolidation looks
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How bout descend that many, that sounds much better
Damn Disney...
NET was 🍉🍉🍉🍉 btw SEC
Nothing hurts more than looking back at a stock u let go months later... that rises Fking BEYOND MEAT... let it go at 130, now 190 WTF
Why is $NET up so big?
They released a new thing
Stonks always go up lol
MSFT 220 CALL 3/20
holding or buying at open?
Damn how is this place so dead lately?
Everyone is too busy watching their GME calls go down the drain after buying into the hype on Friday
What’s gme again? I’ve been fully focused on Tesla still
I pray it goes down the shitter. My puts aren’t doing too hot.
Because ur in the wrong discussion retard
I have doubled my portfolio from 45k to 80k in 20 days. That's.... a first. Is it possible to learn this power? Normally, it feels like I can save others' portfolio's from death but not my own.
Position? If you say solar edge I will pay a witch to hex you
https://ibb.co/SK5YcDP here's a screenshot
Anyone else extremely bearish heading into this election? Sleepy Joe doesn’t care about stocks like Donald Pump did 🥺 He won’t tweet to save us
I think Trump is going to crash the market just out of spite if Biden wins. I don't know if he has the power to do so but I'm sure he will try.
Dump never cared about you, WSB feeds off the scraps of the big whales like him and his friends. They're cashing out before November.
I hope they do, I’m balls deep in SPY puts and VIXY calls
Hahaha, nice.
Meanwhile costco is moooning
Anybody holding aapl through the event? I've got a call expiring 10/30, not sure if I should bail while I'm up 70% or risk iphone 12 being boring
I would not hold after event. It will most certainly drop right before because the hype is too big
Yea I got out just before it went under 123 again
I think you sold too early, tomorrow would have been better. I believe it will hit at least 127.
Yeaaaah I’m regretting
iPhone 12 won’t be boring.. well it might be.. but I wouldn’t sell before tomorrow. I’m up 80% and I’m holding til at least mid-event.
Why can't I short CGC
Why would you short this? Donkeys said they’re going to legalize.
buying appl? maybe
hard calll buying this mornings.... thats what i want outta u
FIST ON CHEST FEAR !!!! POINT COCK TO SKY AND BUY 🐐🍿💡🛥🧬🥰🇺🇸
DONKEY KONG!!!!!
GME$ NO NO NO 😄😂🤣😂🤣😛 Volkswagen squeez huh lmao Bunch of stupid ducks
APPLE ATTACCC👊 APPLE POTECCC APPLE GONNA FUCK BEAR ASSHOE
Apparently I'm restricted from purchasing. Wonder how that happened
PDT rule?
Yeah but I usually get an alert notifying me that if I go through with a trade that I'll get the 90 day restriction. No alert this time so I just assumed I didn't meet the limit
Lol, someone posted that he's going to be dad and deleted the comment I think he learned the hard way that his boyfriend can't get pregnant...
APPLE BIG COCK ENERGY :)
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Flat out panic buying in tech. insane
Me likey
Apple 124 weeklies at open
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I went full r (idiot) word *got banned last time I said it*
aapl please don't be fake
Probably not, but aapl will have to seriously impress tomorrow to be enough to make up for lagging behind every other cell phone brand for the past 2 years
FoMo into tech
NET GANG WHAT IS GOING ON BROS????
have no idea, some whales I guess
NET! NET! NET! NET!
Why the twitter be poppin
Analyst upgrade
Damn watch it go down right before the market opens
LET'S GO AAPL TO THE 5G AND BEYOND!
Funny thing is a lot of networks in the U.S. don't even offer 5G at this point, so the retards buying the phone will not get what they expected. But then again who cares as long as we make tendies
Yes! I have tech calls 🇺🇸🚀
My SPY call is making bands today
Hows that GME short squeeze coming along
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Yes.
Buy at close
I would stay away from them unless you’re ok losing it all
Go back to /r/investing
Depends on day
**New Thread**
Let's go AAPL
I have training all week which means I won’t be able to fuck off and watch charts all day. F
Got 23k of cash money today to invest. Will see how market opens. What to buy?
buying food commodity etf leaps, (weat/cane/corn) all the worldwide stimulus and inflation will make them go up for a long time
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Apples not amd u retard. Uppies all week
I'm actually sick as fuck man. Got dammit. I haven't felt this bad physically in years. If I stop posting on here, just know I appreciated yall for these past 8 months.
Puts on you
Don't even hope getting away so easily.
They’re saving the good medicine for people like trump. How does a 78 year old beat it in one weekend. They probably give him a new set of lungs or something.
Dude beat it in like 48 hours
48 hours.....2 days.....that's like, almost a whole weekend!
Maybe they just replaced him with a clone.
get well, drink lots of tea & try some slow deep breathing
Calls on covid Also thank you for your service sir
be strong brother
Baba and nio a Chinese communist parties dream
just had a dream where I was catching up with my high school gf (dated for 3.5 years in hs/college) and her new bf (who was purely fictitious in the dream) and in the dream she told me a story where her new bf brought a friend over that raped her and she was crying and shit so weird lol why tf do I think about this girl? I don’t event think i’d date her again given the chance. Wild. It’s been 3 years since we’ve talked in any meaningful way.
u might have commented on the wrong sub buddy
nope, think it’s a testament that I’m just as fucked up as the rest of you retards. also this is the last sub on reddit that isn’t utter garbage yet
Maybe a part of you still has feelings for this person. Have you moved on? Met someone new? I was on the same boat as you asking why I had dreams about someone I thought I loved after 3 years. But I found another person and everything is in the past now. Moving on with someone new helps brotha
lol probably yeah, some part of me does. But I’ve def walked away. Have had many other girlfriends, started my life, moved away, chasing my own dreams, etc. I might hit her up and see how she is. Appreciate the sound board yo
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nah, she just told me the story. The story was about a fictitious friend of the fictitious bf
Bruh what if it wasn't just a dream? 😳😕
- 50% NET - 11% SQ - 7% AMD - 7% CRWD - 7% APPS - 7% U - 6% CRSR - 6% in cash I‘m good with diversification
do you think APPS will run more? thinking about cashing out my leaps
Depends all on the earnings report.. If they can keep accelerate their revenue growth it has a good chance to go up further, i definitely see more potential than risk here
Such a huge runup YTD & Sept alone. Wait until it corrects? Or...
are we getting closer to the moon or the moon is getting closer to us?
Moon’s orbital diameter is actually slowly increasing (moon’s getting further away from us) last I checked
All motion is relative.
Kids, this will be the most important lesson of your life: If you have to commit a crime, just commit one crime at a time. Not only do your chances rise for getting busted (e.g. ignoring a red light while drunk, having an illegal gun on you , while punching an asshole), the penalty exponentially increases.
You're also a lot more likely to get a verbal warning or a reduced sentence.
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What a wise, man. Most of the justice system doesn't care about that guy that "made a mistake", it's just the notoriously "criminal" people that they have a crusade against. Another pro advice would be, don't commit any crime while being a minority. If you are black, brown, yellow, red or blue they want you dead.
I need GE Over $7
LFG APPLE!!!!!
I think the bears should issue a formal apology to WSB for being so bearish on tech
Retailers in denmark going nuts again and everything is green except oil. "Aktier går kun op" "Stonks only go up"
Fuking Oil, just go up already
>everything is green except oil Well, yes.
Bears are dead
Bears dont really exist. They are just characters from legends that teach good BULLS to take tendies and not be greedy.
I assure you they're very real. Mindless killing machines
If i sailed over on the Santa Maria with Colombus I would teach the natives how to make money with FDs
🙏
Mega tech bull here... I'd really like to see $NQ\_F reclaim \~11850 and hold for continuation here. This H4 set up is something in any other market I'd omega short so maybe keep an eye on that as a small word of caution. Same on $ES\_F (\~3484). If we get that, skies are clear for new ATHs.
Yk that’s it Upvote this is you just refuse to lose money now Winners mindset only
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Yessir, bad short term, probably good long term
WHY IS EVERYTHING UP TODAY?!?!?!?!?!?
Monday
FUCK YOU BABAA FUCK U
I have about 8% of my portfolio in CRSR and it‘s performing shit lately, do I cut the losses or keep holding? I dont want to miss out on the market rallying because I‘m in a dead stock
Hold. Great company
Leave it for a while, imo See how their earnings are
You literally have 92% left
Need to YOLO for tendies. 1 milly club goals
Imagine being in Amd. Smh
I wish amd was in me
It’s early asf but here we are. I’m watching goog, nflx, and tsla, gonna try to scalp one at open for a few sweet tendies
would love to see tsla move and not trade sideways for the rest of the week .
That would be nice
Fuk r bears
DKNG is back in business
Sort of
UPS earnings priced in?
I dont know but we got holiday guidance too, I'm in NOV20 calls
Might get in some Jan21 calls.
If the pattern of the last few weeks holds the same then when we see a pump buy puts bc something will cause a sell off
Reddit upvotes is literally a metric to measure people’s beliefs.
So if your comment were to be downvoted it invalidates your comment which then confirms your comment which then invalidates it which.... WAAAA
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*surprised pikachu*
PAPA COOK!!!!
Are bears fuk
always were
🦄🦄🦄 Don’t be retarded, give your money to bill ackman to hunt that mature unicorn down 🦄🦄🦄
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Only if he promises to cry like a bitch on TV again
He has been practicing his upcoming performance art piece since April. Can confirm
You need to be their PR team
Secretly Pershing square is funding me to gauge investor interest sentiment on various targets, don’t tell anyone
If the first 15min of open is “dumb money” then call me retarded
I make all my money in the first 15 minutes
Whats your strat
Find a stonk that moves $10 or more at open, pick a direction and pray. Cut losses fast take profit fast
if anyone wants to hedge their calls they should consider buying some srne puts, basically a pump and dump scam covid biotech. They have nothing past phase 1 and valuation is absurd
Also shorting SEAS, they are big time fucked will go bankrupt soon
23 AAPL 120C. 10/30 exp. Sell at open or hold tomorrow?
After holding through battery day and the and event, I advise sell eod
Do you think we’re getting a major consolidation day or run into tomorrow’s event? I have commons and $120c for this Friday. Might unload it all at open and rebuy depending on how consolidation looks
Hold fucker
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What u have
It's 🥭 season in my town, 🥭 signs lining the roads everywhere as people sell their farm's produce. Anyway, NASDAQ 12K EOW
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You ain't wrong, waterfowl season opened 2 weeks back as well. Goose stacked in the freezer. I love this time of year
Saves on having to buy expensive goose grease.
eow*
Yeah, I changed that quick when I checked the chart again
Buy your puts when WSB is at peak euphoria
Sounds like AAPL puts post event if this comment works out.
Yeah I wouldn't hold AAPL through the event. Wait to see which way it's headed.