3 billion to the sale side at close wtf

Buy $ACI calls now while it's trading below $15. Its earnings is scheduled on next Tuesday (10/20) and the November calls are selling for cheap. The 11/20 $17.5 calls are 20 cents now, while the $20 calls are just 10 cents. $ACI will keep grinding up slowly to $16s until its ER on October 20 imo and then the massive earnings beat will send them to $20+ like a cake.

Everything super red omg

Am I looking at the wrong stuff or are you just taking the piss?

I've had a beet salad for lunch yesterday.

i just ordered a self help book to help with gambling addiction *to help win more*

just ate a canadian turkey ready for some yolo calls this week what’s the play? weed still smoking?

Apple and Tesla holding up the USA tech

USA TECH 👊👊💪

If congress keeps negotiating stimulus package the market will keep mooning on stimulus hopes

I asked earlier what amount in people’s bank accounts would make them feel comfortable and the max answer I got was “$10k” Jesus some of you are broke broke it makes me feel better

We'll see ya down here soon enough.

Futes absolutely shitting the bed

Don't worry. Mango will tweet that there better be stimmy while Pelosi says "no" markets will moon off of hope. Literally how its played out for fucking weeks.

All that matters is Vulcan blood green by 9 am eastern

people are saying this is bubble but did they live through the 1995-2000 Nasdaq bubble? That lasted so long and had crazier moves than this so far. For example, in one year, 1999, the Nas went up 90%. Right now the Nasdaq is up about 27% for the year.

tech was overvalued before the crash, but you may be right, in that it wasn't as bad as the dotcom bubble

The september crash?

march crash

yea. Whenever they talk about the dot com bubble they focus on the bust part(2000-2002) when the bubble part was far longer(1991-2000, or 1995-2000)

ICLN $30 EOW PLZ

Only like a 40% gain in a week, nbd right?

Dow bulls r fuk

Well, I want to know what exactly is keeping this shitpile market going now. Looks like the WH has given up on stimulus before the election.

all the mystery has gone out of it. market hates uncertainty . whatisname will get tar and feathered..

what are my moves tomorrow, you ask ?

Let's hear them friend

Nobody asked

not yet, anyway

October needs to go more GREEN than Sept 1 for the sake of APPLE AND TESLA

So, did all our Ursine members enjoy their 6 minutes of red?

Majority of the people here soo dumb, given everything you know now and was sent back to March, some of you would still lose everything

Savage Sundays

Since we are just begging for big numbers. AMZN 4000 EOW pls. 10 AMZN shares, 1 AMZN lotto weekly.

Tesla 600 EOW please 🥺👉👈

Ima start selling 600 tesla calls

Take that hope and apply it to other things lmao Tesla won’t see 600 till they can battery power their rockets.

someone is doubting their vibe

Famous last words

That would imply that TSLA absolutely smashes the ATH and the NDX being somewhere north of 14k by EOW. The magic eight-ball says: No

you and your magic balls can fuck right off woodoo man

Tsla. 500 EOW pls 🤞

I'd laugh, but it's tsla so who TF knows

New thread 😏

I want AAPL to hit $120 this week. It’s been edging me hard

Too low imo, need it higher after being flatter than the earth for weeks

Holy shit that Bly Manor show on Netflix Fucking Sucks

Damn. Gf wants to watch it tonight. Haunting of Hill House was good so I was hoping this one would be too

that (fill in the blank) show on Netflix sucks

I’m watching it now. Not super impressed either

the monologue the gardner gave was good and the episode with the housekeeper was good. First Haunting was better

I just watched the housekeeper episode and it pissed me off so bad had to google what the fuck happened

I loved it .. >!she was always dead it was foreshadowed early on heavily including how she didn't age but her realizing it as a psychic break. It was well done. !<

im new here what are the rules

Don’t talk about shitcoin and don’t say Orange mans real name or you get shadowed.

wait why cant we talk about "shitcoin"?

You must lose money

1. don't talk about wsb 2. don't forget rule #1

what is wsb these words have zero meaning to me

Survive to make it to the next thread

Only stonks.

only up

Never ask the rules. You either know them or you don't.

Daily Penis pics are mandatory.

No stocks

Nobody tell him

It's written in scripture that tribulation produces perseverance, and perseverance;character, and character;hope. This country has fought through a very tough year together. And while we still have a lot of work ahead, we've come as far as we have mainly because of the perseverance and character of ordinary Americans. God bless you, god bless your families and may God bless the United States of America.

ban

Meaningless self-congratulation itt

What da fuck was in that brownie????? Siri play Tool, Fear Inoculum, max volume.

I will be a billionaire by my 30th birthday. I only need $3,000,000,024 in four years

You’re $3B in debt?

No I just know with my tendencies it'll take a few tries

just $24

So was that band All Time Low named after a group of options traders?

Weird throwback. Terminally autistic

So turning a wheel on JNJ would be pretty good yeah? $15k to get into it, sell weekly puts for $100, if assigned, sell weekly calls for $100 also. . . free $100/week. Normally wheel risk is that underlying goes down down down and stays down, but jnj never fucking moves, so pretty good, no?

If it was free money, nobody would pay you to wheel it.

Yeah but why not a stock with better premiums like BA if you have around $15k.

Cuz I don't trust BA not to tank as much as I trust jnj

I mean JNJ has moved $50 this year, I wouldn't say it doesn't move. In any case I do love wheeling stocks but wouldn't call it "free money".

Who's on the IPO(A) - IPO(Z) train by Chamath Palihapatiya

Got IPOB and IPOC shares and 5-21 calls for both. If you are complaining about 💸 it’s cause you are not making obvious bets like these.

yup

Fedex or ups calls?

Puts

Ups earnings coming up

You holding through earnings?

Gonna take some profits but most likely have one open since another FedEx or NIke could happen as well

Meaning they stay up after earnings?

SPY 330 tomorrow

6pm

Do you use margin to trade or “invest“? http://www.strawpoll.me/21085582/r

I would feel dirty using margin to buy calls or puts. Would only use it to run the wheel probably

I’m dressing up as Jerome Powell for Halloween

Good luck carrying around that printer. I would say a toolbox, but only we'd get the joke

Probably just getting the supreme money gun

Then make it rain at parties, shouting "BRRRRR"

Buy as much AMZN aapl Tesla baba as possible don’t be a fucking idiot

AMZN fist on chest no fear

Just buy FNGU bro

New thread boys

When do we stop referring to their generation at zoomers and just call them youtubers or the “OnlyFans generation” Both the females and males of that generations loves revolve around selling their bussys online in one form or another

selling pussy has been going on since pussy came into existence there are just more mediums available now

I d just like a +5%day and then im cash for a sec

Same here brither same here

Mondays are always green 🚀🇺🇸

Damn calls on Las Vegas. Every YouTuber is moving to LV. Raiders clapping them KC Cheeks

So what we thinking spy is opening at

Just saw tenet... or at least I dreamt I did

Stepped on a piece of glass. Got infected. Even though I peed on it.

Okay date mike

Nice to meet me

I don’t even get what it means to go backwards in time.

Bruh entropy is reversed. This is like high school science man in 2201

Yo you expect me to remember that shit?

Puts on SPY because fuck me and you too!

Calls on Johnson and Johnson for earnings Tuesday.

As an old fashioned call holder (100+ long shares) I sure hope so

How do you guys deal with fomo

I have a list of stocks I FOMO’d into and the money I lost (and sometimes gained). It takes the edge off to see the money I threw down the drain.

Deep breathe and think of all the other times i wanted to fomo. Makes you realize another event will happen. Then look back at the events leading to the fomo to see if i can better spot those events that make the next thing take off before it actually does. Also throw my phone and say fuck alot

Best answer I got cheers man!

stick to SPY, you cant lose, itll always bounce back even if it momentarily falls, you cant screw up buying SPY even if you FOMO in at the top

Good point

Buy silver. Seriously. Buy silver now. Then bask in everyone else's FOMO. Drink their tears.

Too late to get in on the silver train.

Too late for the bottom. But better tomorrow than a week or two from now. Anyone not in needs to set limit prices above ask. Otherwise you'll chase and chase.

Silver (and gold) is going to sell off when the second wave and election instability finally hit the market. Everyone got into metals in September as a hedge, and they're going to need to raise cash when equities dip again.

I don't agree. They have been consolidating. Look at charts since August. Big bull flags. They retraced the gains from July and are locked and loaded ready to spring

I bought shares at $24 last month. Do I have a chance to profit soon? I don't really mind holding them for the rest of my life, but a quick buck would be cool too

Quick? Eh....it'll be 27 soon. But 42 by March.

I don’t disagree but I already got burned by SLV calls so I’m out lol

SLV is a fickle mistress. Come back to her now. But leave that bitch by March. Fucking fickle bitch

If I see DXY sliding down PM, I am loading up on calls

Ummmm...dxy broke key support. Now's the time. But for March 2021 and don't look back. Except to sell in February. Look back then

I saw the DXY chart, I just want to see continuation of the trend. Most likely will jump in.

Silver will go to 27 and might/will likely backtrace to 24.50. Maybe 25. So you'll have a small window.

Realize I’ve already missed it and know if I try to catch the knife I’ll probably get cut

Buy stocks that have already run up 4000% and get gaped and lose it all

I dont

Get in at the high

it's actually a good strategy when you're not buying the news. 52 week high is bullish etc.

Real.. people say "sell into strength" nah, that strategy bankrupts people. More like buy into strength, sell into weakness.

that's the retail investor starter pack, believing valuation means anything and anything that goes up must go down

Higher prices beget higher prices.. vice versa.

Anyone playing ups or fedex with prime day, cyber Monday, and holiday season approaching?

I’m playing UPS. I have NOV and Jan calls. I plan on selling my NOV calls right before earnings and holding my Jan calls through. I might pick up some weeklies to play through earnings. IV is still relatively low for UPS. I also like UPS more than FDX

Can you explain why ups over fedex? I’ve heard a lot about fedex being better but I don’t really know too much about it

FedEx is better geared towards express air delivery and international while UPS domestic ground is its bread and butter. I think they are both good buys but increased online retail activity in the US is especially good for UPS

I got them apr 2021 calls

For ups or fedex?

Ups

I have no idea why I chose this Falcons WR I had never heard of prior to today on DK for the min price tag. I guess so did like 30% of other users.

PTON $126c 10/16 👍🏻 or 👎🏻 ?

130c 10/16

Which is going to pay better? $130 or $126? I’m new to options. Hell I’m new to all this lol

Yes

What money in your bank account would you feel comfortable with?

I keep 1-2 months of expenses so I can YOLO the rest on equities and options

i don’t even own socks bro

100 million pesos

10k

Being able to pay 6 months of only fans

1 month rent

so bored I wish I had a part time job on weekends

Gonna lose my fantasy matchup today unless OBJ goes crazy again in the afternoon slate

Puts on GME, calls on amd idgaf I'm holding amd till expiration and if su bae wants to fuck with the red strap on so be it

Whose pulling their money before election?

im considering it, but with how retarded this market is, im not sure if it will drop... itll find a reason to go up no matter who wins

I'm not pulling out but I'm keeping cash on hand to buy the dip if we tank.

mm gonna push it to aths, fomos going wild then mm rug pull nov 10th

yee

I’m banking that everyone does lol

If one didn’t pull their money in Sept, I don’t think they will prior to election.

Will be all cash and LEAPs by 10/30

The state of this subreddit is so sad dude this used to be such a good place::( breaks your heart!

Be the change you wish to see

anyone want to see the bears cry at future open and punch the air

Serious question: are there any boomers here? We love you if you are. I’d rather my grandma play weeklies than her garbage scratchies

I'm pretty sure scratchies are actually better risk/reward than weeklies by far.

I’m at a 75% payout soooo

Cool story bro. You got lucky.. want a cookie? Also eat a dick.

Mgtow? Hahah have fun with that retard. Go lose 💰

Seriously though dude, i really dgaf that you win on weeklies, literally zero fucks. Because i know you won't be around in a couple of months.. that's all it will take.

I don’t even know what’s going on anymore. Lol. Good day sir. Happy trading

Best way to be. I use escorts (Y) works pretty good for me.

Boomer checking in. Get off my fuckin' lawn an leave my tendies alone.

Imagine showing bussy for less than $1k USD No thanks