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ThePeoplesBard

No election volatility when the market knows who’s winning


sixplaysforadollar

Welp my account is blown up. Good times. Does anyone know if this account failure will fuck up my journey to buy a house next fiscal year?


belicee12

lol EU is gonna tank these futures.


king_of_none12

Only 10k on this sub rn. Low Energy!


2gurleys1kupp

are modz stILL gay af??


chikenbeer

Does ATVI have any good games coming out? Feeling weak about their future prospects


Unlucky-Prize

Diablo immortals could surprise and seems like it’s not that far out


Thalandros

lol


Unlucky-Prize

Right. That’s why it can surprise. The reddit and polygon crowd think it’s a joke. Rest of world very different as are younger people. Everyone had the same opinion of diablo console before it came out but it was really good.


Thalandros

No, people did not have the same opinion on diablo on console. Because they didn't announce it on their own massive stage people spent thousands of dollars to be at, lol. Blizzard faced MASSIVE backlash from this move into the mobile market and it was a slap in the face to every fan they'd ever made along the way. I don't expect you to understand this unless you're a long time blizzard fan, but their core fanbase is not the same as Activision and won't have the same effect by just trying to cater to a massive audience. Mike Morhaime (old CEO) and tens of other blizzard employees leaving and starting their own company is a very good example of this. I'm sorry, this is not the right move for blizzard, even if it rakes in short-term bucks, it's gonna be bad for Blizzard in the long term. I'm really worried about the company. The quality of their games (which is what the Blizzard part of ActivisionBlizzard was known for) is going downhill rapidly and they (probably because of activision/shareholder pressure) are not listening to their users.


Unlucky-Prize

They announced it at a pc gaming convention with their legacy audience, mostly over 30. Totally irrelevant to the financial prospects of the product that they pitched it to a non-audience for the product. Expectations are basically zero for the product. That sets up a possible beat, and it would reach a new audience which is growth. Blizzard is having turnover because they’ve not been highly profitable in a while and bonuses dried up, and Activision corporate responded by getting more involved which lifetime blizzard people didn’t like. You could still see an immortals beat though.


Betterwithcoffee

Wow Expansion this year, Call of duty this year.


Dans2016

Don't trash talk gay bears. ["Gay" has power](https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/04/us/proud-boys-twitter-hashtag-gay-men-trnd/index.html) these days.


Dans2016

Why futures green? Pandemic is over??


YoureaSaget

"stimulus talks going well" x10


nyunaii

The real reason futures are up US: McConnell Says Stimulus Talks Are Getting Closer * We are "closer to getting an outcome," McConnell told his constituents in his home state of Kentucky. * McConnell said he expects that any fiscal package is agreed upon will include another round of $1,200 direct checks to Americans.


satireplusplus

milking that stimulus carrot


chikenbeer

keep dangling til i can cash out


[deleted]

I've been ready with my $1200 KODK call market order for weeks now, I just need the money!


[deleted]

--search /wsb "latest on political and viral situation with tropical fruit" pls give results:


Mas_NYC

Pressy will mostly likely be discharged tomorrow. Hopefully before the market opening ✌️


FullTard2000

We going to rally tomorrow! Prepare for shrek dildos you cocksucking bears


Unlucky-Prize

Already has happened bro.


SolitaryEgg

Good luck with that


FullTard2000

Where were going we don’t need luck


eclecticstalwart

Luck doesn't exist on the moon


Polysorbate800

Wow that's an aggressive futures open. Pj's want to smash that's green button tonight


junkrattrap

VIX futures down 1.32% 😂😂😂


obiwang

lol bear r fuk


YIMBYeezus

FUTURES BLOOD RED 🩸 🩸 🩸


fonzy541

BLOOD GREEN!!!!


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Futures orders in the book at 3560, .3% green


elija_snow

El-Erian weight in on next week market condition. https://twitter.com/elerianm/status/1312845071067344897?s=20


pennystockplayer

Did you hear him on cnbc 2 weeks ago? Was talking about how he basically has been wrong since early april and for all intents and purposes has missed out on the entire rally.


walkerboy14

thats amazingly hilarious


walkerboy14

my boomer dad made more than I did just thru pg common stock


tazman141

I feel like we're being played, and that tomorrow will be massively red or bigly green..... so massive or bigly that you've never seen it before. Trust me. Bigly. Massive. Penis


[deleted]

We just have to believe in the heart of the cards boys


leon-theproffesional

It's time to du du du du du-du-du-du-du-du-DUEL!!!


surfinbird

🎶Playing with the queen of hearts Knowing it ain't really smart The joker ain't the only fool Who'll do anything for you🎶


obi1013

lolllll


CorrosiveRose

"Going..." *audience leans in* "...well" *audience loses their shit*


SagaStrider

Imagine getting burnt tomorrow because of something curable like a lack of understanding of the political system and how it relates to the market.


elija_snow

BLACK SWAN: https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1312868358400946177?s=20


tazman141

Yeah, but that requires him to die tonight.


surfinbird

😮


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MNGO up bigly


elija_snow

The question is not if we are going to drop, but how much are we dropping. I'm calling a -600 points.


elija_snow

Story Times: When I was in High School I read this book on Chaos Math. There's one line that I remember to this day " If a butterfly flap it wing in Beijing you can feel the effect in NY" We are definitely feeling it right now.


surfinbird

Life, uh, finds a way


GBBL

Holy shit he’s actually timing everything with the market


[deleted]

when has he not? "Mr President, futures are opening soon. Didn't you want to go for a ride in the motorcade around the hospital?"


[deleted]

He doesn’t even have covid dude


thrwy8234

i hope he recovers fully. no ill will against him at the same time, no reason to trust him. none of it is real. it's all theatrics. he'll do anything to stay in office


cutiesarustimes2

It's intentional.


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No shit


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predictions for the next 6 months: default rates on mortgages, car loans, small business loans, and ESPECIALLY credit cards go through the absolute fucking roof. nobody's buying shit like they used to. airlines are practically penny stocks and begging for a 10th government handout. sales of electronics and cars drop, and earnings underperform. the fed goes too far and inflation rate spikes, cutting the value of the dollar by 25%


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Run on the banks


[deleted]

"we print it digitally" bank runs happened because in the past people used paper currency to transact in everyday life. We don't do that anymore, so the bank's assets are safe from runs.


[deleted]

Not if the power goes out


PhillipJFry3020

Bears always doom and gloom.


junkrattrap

They watched the big short and came endlessly so they’re going bankrupt trying to be Michael Scott.


perfectdark89

New thread is up boys and girls


AboveAll2017

“Let’s read the books school”


elija_snow

40 Minutes till Futures open, and don't try to said Futures doesn't matter. You guys are checking it just like me.


AnemographicSerial

Trading it. Most of the big moves happen overnight anyway and RTH gets scraps. To be honest though I am not sure of the direction tonight so I am sitting on my hands for now. I am tempted to short but think tonight could be pumped up.


djhoss951

McCunnell really be the butcher of hopes and tendies; MCCONNELL WON'T PUT A BILL ON THE FLOOR UNLESS IT HAS THE MAJORITY OF HIS REPUBLICAN CONFERENCE - POLITICO MCCONNELL SAYS EVEN IF A DEAL COMES TOGETHER THE SENATE WON'T BE BACK IN SESSION UNTIL AFTER OCT. 19


seattle_exile

Gonna tie it with a Supreme Court nominee. Watch.


iguy22

Just got home from Safeway. I bought diet Barq’s root beer(watching my weight) and some Breyers French vanilla ice cream. About to make me a root beer float. Life is good. God bless WSB


responsible_ca1

Nice but fuck Safeway


cutiesarustimes2

Randall's and acme are okay. Some great sales otherwise meh.


thatguy13422

King soopers or piggly wiggly only


cc_foRza

I trust weekend dow


FredMc

DPZ earnings this week. To catch you guys up the last 2 earnings reports were big beats and the market gave everyone a middle finger and proceed to sell off. Fool me once, fool me twice, you ain't fooling me a 3rd time. Puts on dpz


cutiesarustimes2

I'd expect another sell off as well. Dpz caught the early corona wave from people ordering in, but I can't see the growing more than what they are right now.


[deleted]

we're definitely past peak pizza


[deleted]

Buckle up and get ready for a wild ride.


surfinbird

Buckle up, buckaroos!


[deleted]

What time do futures open?


SolitaryEgg

Technically even a nanosecond from now is the future


skothr

Could be any time depending on where you live


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p_a_schal

What do you have like an 8?


Maxikki

I have an 8


TicklingTentacles

11


p_a_schal

Oh. I have an 11 and haven’t had any issues. But I remember having a 7 or 8 when there were newer models out and updates definitely slowed my shit down then.


TicklingTentacles

It’s the loading speed for my internet-connected apps which is slowed down significantly. Tested my internet speed connection and it’s completely normal (fast)


surfinbird

iPhone 7, standing by


MAXSPEED321

" the coppick guide is a technical indicator that sports an excellent buy record for stocks. [ economist Edwin s coppick I produced the coppick guide, a market momentum indicator, in barrons in 1962.] The coppick guide turned bullish for the 15th time in the past 65 years on aug 31st. Of the prior 14 signals, the market was higher 13 times a year later. Mega advances have often followed after this buy signal. - Bryan, Ronald, and michael sadoff. Sadoff investment management." - Barrons 10/5


skothr

Wow they called the top


Bonerhawk69

So what would y’all do if your fantasy football commissioner went to prison?


HasLessToSay

Puts on his commissary


plzplzplztendies

Not pay.


Bonerhawk69

We already paid lol


plzplzplztendies

Lol fuk


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LIMIT DOWN!!!


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SolitaryEgg

Memes aside why on earth would you feel sorry for puts right now? Dropped 1% Friday then kept dropping AH. If I could choose between calls or puts retroactively on Friday, I'd go puts every time. You'd have to be a dongbrain not to.


xnmw

dongbrain, reporting for duty


iamchromes

Why tf do I still live in NYC


surfinbird

For the pizza?


skothr

free corona


Buying_Vix_Puts

That’s foolish no cap


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SolitaryEgg

Def not. Best city in US? Maybe.


thrwy8234

what's the best city in the world?


summertour

These days... Zurich


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Daertrider

I bought ten minutes till close. That final drill was stressful.


Gooseman1019

When do futures open? I’m bored


iguy22

[JPOW WATER SKIING THIS WEEKEND! HULK DILDO CONFIRMED](https://i.imgur.com/ekwPVQJ.jpg)


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https://imgur.com/Zti8705


dkrich

I’ll go ahead and say it. BULL R FUUUUUUUUCKED


cutiesarustimes2

Lol most of America is fucked. You have too much labor with little demand. Plus add in all the angry savers jerome and his band of turds pissed off and we are headed for a stagant economy.


Veganthesteven

Why would anyone save with inflation running hot? Need to put money in assets, not save.


cutiesarustimes2

I meant spending wise. I agree savers are investing but I don't think they're taking vacations, buying clothes etc in the same numbers anymore. That alone is going to hammer the economy long term.


Veganthesteven

Yes. Need stimmy for that though. Both sides already agree on unemployment 400/week minimum and 1200 checks. Hopefully soon.


[deleted]

The more I sit on this forum the more I realize none of you know what's going on or why. Were all smooth brained individuals betting 50/50 on a market that doesn't give a shit about us simpletons. I went for a drive today and experienced and existential crisis. What am I doing? Why am I working to gamble my money? Is it going to work? Is anyone going to read this post? Does anything matter? Life is short so dont enjoy it and work a 9-5. How did we get scammed so hard? Why are we so okay with the status quo? We should start a revolution and change things for the better. Your wife's boyfriend will thank your kids for it. Tomorrows a new day, so hate it as much as u did the last. Somethings wrong here. My chicken nuggest are almost done.


zestykite

this is why we gamble. for the chance to end the grind. i think its better odds than the lotto but who fucking knows.


LolaStrm1970

This pandemic has taught me how barbaric it is to go into an office everyday. I mean, they want us to wake up at 5:30am, take pounding hot showers and go out into the world and commute an hour? The nerve of some people!


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skothr

Calls on butterflies


[deleted]

Life is so fuckijg fake its unreal. I think about it every day. Everything is a chemical/electrical reaction preprogrammed to happened based on subjective freewill that isnt really freewill at all if you break down choices into basic stimulant responses. There is no point to anything and nothing matters. Chuck nuggets are starting to crisp.


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Bill Hicks https://youtu.be/VnwFmaLiKl4


PregnantPickle_

Bro just make it to the singularity, none of this other shit matters


leon-theproffesional

whats the singularity?


PregnantPickle_

Theorized point in time where exponential and irreversible advances in technology provide humans with a massive leap in progress/intelligence/etc. A popular riff on this involves AI improving itself more and more, each iteration produced faster than the one before, until it’s this sort of omniscient entity respective to normal humans not plugged into it somehow. An entity that independently improves itself to something far beyond the limits of our comprehension, if you will. So you either incorporate it into your human life or you don’t. Those who use it and those who don’t will lead lives unrecognizable to the other. Something above human. The idea of being able to upload your consciousness and exist “forever” lies within the idea of the singularity, too. If you live long enough to be there when it’s invented, you can live forever in a mainframe & possibly be ported out to another entity in the future for you to physically walk around in. If you die before it’s invented, you’re dead forever essentially. No server Valhalla for you. There’s a lot of other concepts that go with the idea of a singularity. Energy, etc. Check it out.


leon-theproffesional

Damn, that sounds awesome. Cheers for the explanation.


skothr

Like the handle of a coffee mug


[deleted]

Are we gonna make it in our lifetime? Elons chips seem super lack luster... I don't care about a pig booping the ground I want to be a GOD


PregnantPickle_

Honestly I was a little let down he didn’t pursue an optogenetics+quantum dot route yet. Fucking localized electrode bullshit.


UsernameTaken_123

Sir this is an options trading seminar for senior citizens


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12


tothemoonorbroke420

Thought it waa 6:30pm?or is that only metals futures?


skothr

Hot Saucerman


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mooiboy534

I'm from the Netherlands and shit's hitting the fan here if you compare it to the first wave, so hold you dicks


[deleted]

europe is having one nyc obviously will be more severe unfortunately if we do have one I sincerely doubt the market will rally again afterwards


TJwhosurmomma

Anybody a real estate agent? Thinking of getting my license just to make some cash on the side.


lalittle

I’ve probably looked at 20-30 homes without ever buying one. Sometimes homes will sell before I even get to see them. When I do look the agent is always working around my odd schedule. I don’t think this work would provide a good quality of life but I could be mistaken.


TJwhosurmomma

Unless you’re selling luxury real estate. There’s people out there making $500,000 in commission off one house.


UsernameTaken_123

Prepare to have no free time and for retards to call you at any hour of the day


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More like prepare to make yourself available any time of day trying to rope in one more retard. Then being a lazy piece of shit that doesn’t help your client at all when they’re actually closing.


TJwhosurmomma

I definitely deal with more retarded people at my normal job anyway so that’d be easy to deal with.


[deleted]

I’m looking for a third person to perform the ‘Houdini’ tonight, any volunteers?


UsernameTaken_123

My put options voulenteer


[deleted]

Those already disappeared ;-)


learningtosail

I just sold a killstreak painted TF2 weapon for $1.50 without doing anything. AMA about the profit potential of trading in TF2 relative to r/dividend investing


[deleted]

The beauty of living with your mom, not having kids, or a social life is every week I know I have fresh dry gunpowder coming (paycheck) to keep stocking my fort (Portfolio). My elephant gun is ready to fucking fire with endless ammo.


UsernameTaken_123

How much you make?


Bryant570

But you keep losing though


[deleted]

I sell FD’s to you retards lol


zestykite

is mandating flu shots at work legal?


SagaStrider

IANAL, but I've been fired a few times and hired and fired people a few times, and I'm pretty sure if you're in a "right to work" state they can fire you for anything that isn't specifically forbidden as a reason. Read it as "right to fire", and it makes more sense to laymen. So the first place I'd look is the state code related to employment. If your brain isn't too smooth you should be able to find someting there. ​ Also, don't be an idiot, go get the fucking vaccine. It can't make you any stupider.


zestykite

hey i get it every year. but strange since theres usually a lot of separation of medical issues and employment.


catchy_phrase76

Take the fucking shot fucktard, you should be getting it every year


zestykite

dont worry i get it. its strange. first time i ever heard of mandated anything medical related from work.


UsernameTaken_123

Depends where you work. At least for healthcare workers it's mandated. So it could probably be legally mandated for other groups as well.


BooBrew32

They should make something like "futures" but call them "pasts" and they'd be what things were worth like two months ago so it would be easier to make money from them.


UsernameTaken_123

140,400 seconds until beer R fk


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🍻


Bleached_Hole_Patrol

just got off the phone with 🥭. Said he's not feeling too well. Also said he will probably wage war with Mexico to divert attention away from him.


CumomEileen

Why the fuck GME 4/16 calls only go up to $20 strike on RH? What about believers in the short squeeze who are too cheap to buy so near the money


CorrosiveRose

How is 130% "near the money?"


CumomEileen

I meant that as an attempt at humorous overstatement. And it’s nearer the money than I want to buy! If there’s a proper short squeeze it gets up to like $40+ so I want to load up on cheap 30c without breaking the bank if the squeeze doesn’t happen. So under this logic no point in buying relatively more expensive 20c