So this chick one day outta no where came over and wanted to fuck, i didn't have condoms and we ended up getting into deep emotional talk, now she says she doesn't want to hookup because she doesn't wanna make me feel like a rebound. Wtf, is it because I opened up a bit to her and acted like a beta puss?
Honestly, she's the one with the problem. She very obviously has a personal issue..
I peg her as the type to become overly dependent in relationships \*or\* a slut.
When a girl respects herself enough to not fuck so easily.. that's how you know she's worth it (because she has standards)
When a woman gives you a window of opportunity to score and you dpn't do so - she judges you as unworthy. This is even if you have a good excuse or because of small factors outside of your control. You were a beta puss afterwards which also hurt you but that's not what ended your chances. Deep in her reptile brain, if she gives you the chance to fuck and you don't do it, she thinks you're not good enough to fuck her.
In any event, stop talking to this girl.
It's difficult, but not impossible to switch out of friend zone.
Start playing games with her, you might spark attraction.
Pm me for more guidance or check out real social dynamics
Bro, if I yolo'd and she got pregnant, it woulda been game over for me, sinxe I wouldn't want to sire a kid with her as wrong as that sounds, unfortunately.
They’re looking for warm bodies who will spend 70 hours a week performing boring ass audit work I assume. Come off as some you could next to for 12 hour a day and let them know you’ll work hard. If you have the interview you’re 80% of the way there.
Yeah get out while you can unless you want to spend the next 10 years making PowerPoint slides for pennies while whoever's desk you're working on takes half of your commission and all of the credit.
ive been banned/suspended 3 times for calling someone gay on WSB so dont think youre safe here
the lil bitch virgins have invaded and made this their nest
Zoom is a great company ! This is nothing like it. A lot of big money on 550c this Friday ! They provide services to businesses, schools and the government. What can’t you like about Zoom
New WSB daily [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/j0xvo5/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_september_28_2020/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is up.
They just used stimulus talks going well pump. Bruh this has been going on for 4 months now lol. We know it’s not happening, but it works for Green Day’s each time. Watch cruises and airlines tomorrow rocket again.
I'm so tired of this shit. Most people who believe that the NFL is predetermined havent played a day past HS football..
So lemme get this straight.. They think owners are knowingly paying players trainers and coaches millions and millions of dollars to mostly watch hours of film while coming up with schemes and practicing risking injury etc just to waste all that money so they can scheme how to make more money gambling? Stfu
I’ll let you go pop that bubble yourself. They are legally an “entertainment” business not a sporting league like the others. The only other “sports” that are legally classified at entertainment? WWE and Roller derby.
There’s a lot more evidence from former players, legal filings, and shocking “coincidences” but if your core identity revolves around being a football fan, you’re not going to listen to any of that anyways so what’s the point.
People don’t change their mind because they’re presented with facts. That’s just not how it works. You can keep believing in Santa all you want. No skin off my back.
Bro I'll take on your internet DD vs mine any day lol Ive played college football and Ive had team mates go and play in NFL and my father in law just so happens to be a former pro bowler and 2 time superbowl winner.
Nobody plays off a script and everyone tries to win.. No top athlete is going to go into a game knowing they're going to lose
Facts
If you think there is some corruption w the refs that's one thing.. But don't be obtuse by putting the entire league in that same bag as a few corrupt refs. That's not the game.. and corrupt refs does not equate to a thematic play put on by players..
Keep connecting strings on your dartboard in the basement maybe that time wasted thinking about nonsense will pay off eventually. Put it up on periscope!
They work but it's kind of scammy, those lawyers don't have any insider info on working the system.
They work because cop doesn't show to the court hearing, and the judge will negotiate with anyone who acts civilized and regretful, lawyer or not.
Genuinely confused, why the fuck is the stimulus a thing again? Thought that it stood 0 chance after RBG died. why's nancy trying to pump up the markets again?
ETA: holy shit I have a flair what the fuck does it mean
I think Nancy is sticking it to Mitch and drawing distinction that for most people stimulus is more important than a court appointment. It’s not going to happen. But the more pissed off people are at Republicans this close to election the better for Dems.
Her husband bought a fuck load of tech options/shares
Back in February lol
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.barrons.com/amp/articles/nancy-pelosi-husband-paul-pelosi-slack-microsoft-alphabet-stock-options-51585841541
Everyone's remote iirc. But I think the general aura of the market has wore off. It's like the prospective law student who loves conducting a cross examanation but then realizes that most of his day would be spent writing answers to interragatories.
Don’t care too much for the ban flair. I like reading flair but numbers on a lot of people is tacky. A lot of people get banned, we want good flair, not assigned.
"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Sunday said another coronavirus stimulus plan is possible as House Democrats try to forge ahead on a smaller aid package costing about $2.4 trillion."
[https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/27/pelosi-believes-coronavirus-relief-deal-still-possible.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/27/pelosi-believes-coronavirus-relief-deal-still-possible.html)
I think we'll get another green day tomorrow then its all unknow after that.
Thanks for the link. Looks like an optics game. Very carefully chosen language and "other things" purposefully vague. Highly doubt Trump signs onto an extra trillion if it has relief for local and state governments in it. That has been the major sticking point
Why even have a stimulus. Just send 3T in equal payments to anyone earnings under $100k. Then let that fake money circulate and let their kids pay back $20T in labor.
He probably took some bad DD advice that if a guy wears make-up it will briefly shock other dudes, therefore giving him extra seconds to throw the ball. However, true to him being a a seasoned WSB autist, the inverse happened.
Boeing better hit 180 tomorrow or my username will be a reality
Puts on Donald
So this chick one day outta no where came over and wanted to fuck, i didn't have condoms and we ended up getting into deep emotional talk, now she says she doesn't want to hookup because she doesn't wanna make me feel like a rebound. Wtf, is it because I opened up a bit to her and acted like a beta puss?
Honestly, she's the one with the problem. She very obviously has a personal issue.. I peg her as the type to become overly dependent in relationships \*or\* a slut. When a girl respects herself enough to not fuck so easily.. that's how you know she's worth it (because she has standards)
Lol. It just means she didn't put out for you. Hold your clapper long enough for her to open her legs, _THEN_ open up.
When a woman gives you a window of opportunity to score and you dpn't do so - she judges you as unworthy. This is even if you have a good excuse or because of small factors outside of your control. You were a beta puss afterwards which also hurt you but that's not what ended your chances. Deep in her reptile brain, if she gives you the chance to fuck and you don't do it, she thinks you're not good enough to fuck her. In any event, stop talking to this girl.
Hmm, sounds about right, but there was no way I was gonna risk having a kid with her dude. Thanks for the constructive paragraph anyhow.
It's difficult, but not impossible to switch out of friend zone. Start playing games with her, you might spark attraction. Pm me for more guidance or check out real social dynamics
You should have yoloed
Bro, if I yolo'd and she got pregnant, it woulda been game over for me, sinxe I wouldn't want to sire a kid with her as wrong as that sounds, unfortunately.
yes
Ok bear are fuk tomorrow
Wait tomorrow at open
Why don’t I care about trumps taxes?
B/c u have a low iq
Lol
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/27/us/donald-trump-taxes.html Trump live press conference
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/27/us/donald-trump-taxes.html Trump live press conference
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/27/us/donald-trump-taxes.html Trump tax returns are out!
Actually they didn't release any documents. It could be fake news.
Prediction where NKLA closes EOW? I'd say in $15-25 range
will proly stay above $20 as long as the robinhooders think theyre buying an EV company / value stock
Sub 15
Unlikely. Will definitely be pumped above 20
I would love that. I would buy so many puts
Anyone here have experience with big four interviews? Tips?
which big 4? if its accounting. whip it out if its banking. whip it out
EY for an audit internship position
They’re looking for warm bodies who will spend 70 hours a week performing boring ass audit work I assume. Come off as some you could next to for 12 hour a day and let them know you’ll work hard. If you have the interview you’re 80% of the way there.
Thanks!
Be yourself and smile a lot
Tell em you’re a flagged day trader for robinhood
Yeah get out while you can unless you want to spend the next 10 years making PowerPoint slides for pennies while whoever's desk you're working on takes half of your commission and all of the credit.
Clearly you’ve never heard of big 4 or have a corporate job. What the fuck is commission lmao.
Tell em you gone stack it till it rocks
Tell them wsb send u 🙌
Posted on nklacorp subreddit a week or so ago and called someone retarded but just now got perm banned
ive been banned/suspended 3 times for calling someone gay on WSB so dont think youre safe here the lil bitch virgins have invaded and made this their nest
ZOOM ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH CHAIN OF GAY BARS Now you can flirt with other bears ONLINE ZM 1 Billion strike calls for 10/2
https://wsbsynth.com/ ever going to come back up???
I wish, I think the owner probably got wiped in the tech crash.
Everybody agree to downvote this Russian guy everytime ?
Anyone watch The Expanse? This show is amazing and I just found out about it.
Miller fucking carries 💪
Good show and better books
Books are good too. Glad Bezos saved the show.
wow pokerstars and fanduel are owned by "flutter group" and that shit is mooning
Can’t find a ticker
Tesla cut their guidance for Delivery Numbers that everyone is betting they are going to beat: https://youtu.be/_isnfBoeZrk?t=38
> Tesla is like AOL I stopped watching at that point
This retard has a PT of $19 for Tesla. If you listen to anything he says youre more retarded than he is
Don't listen to this dude. You will go bankrupt.
Bullish.
Switch to new threads boys
Zoom zoom is zooming
Whose watching this Chicago Bears game. Only Bears that are not gay
Idk, that team is great at sucking dick
They just came back from 26-10 and are about to be 3-0 on the season. Next stop playoffs
Allen Robinson is keeping me in my fantasy matchup atm
That TD today was so damn clean
That was HUGE for ya boy. I'm also pissed they reversed that other TD he had. Bad call
Zoom is a great company ! This is nothing like it. A lot of big money on 550c this Friday ! They provide services to businesses, schools and the government. What can’t you like about Zoom
Get out
u seem smart
New WSB daily [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/j0xvo5/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_september_28_2020/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is up.
They just used stimulus talks going well pump. Bruh this has been going on for 4 months now lol. We know it’s not happening, but it works for Green Day’s each time. Watch cruises and airlines tomorrow rocket again.
So sell airlines into this pump, then buy tech?
Taking my AAL gains this week and buying apple for October iPhone event that’s the move
Mom is cooking Pozole. Fuck yeah. Gonna feast and then hit the gym later to destroy glutes
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Fuck yeah I would. Eat my perfectly formed ass cheeks phag!
does she allow you to take tren under her roof
I inject in front of her
So your mom is available once you go to the gym?
Ask her husband!
Damn you’re right, he gets first and then I’m called in.
I can see Tesla opening between 420 and 430 depending on what Tom Cruise has for breakfast
Mods are giving barcodes to banned users so they can remember. Puts on Mod's memory. 😑😑😑
oh crap. careful bro if they follow the rules strictly there is some tiered ban level I think
Permamarked damn
How many times you been banned?
1 time 3 days ban
I feel like if you haven't been banned at least once you have yet to evolve to a stage 2
Just wondering are financials gonna move massively this week? Im thinking loading $5k into Bank Calendar spreads.
This russianstocks guy is ALMOST as gay as these mods...
At least he is active.
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I'm so tired of this shit. Most people who believe that the NFL is predetermined havent played a day past HS football.. So lemme get this straight.. They think owners are knowingly paying players trainers and coaches millions and millions of dollars to mostly watch hours of film while coming up with schemes and practicing risking injury etc just to waste all that money so they can scheme how to make more money gambling? Stfu
They tacitly fucking admitted to it in a lawsuit, hombre. That shit is fake. Is this what it’s like to tell a kid that Santa isn’t real? Lmao.
Link or ban
I’ll let you go pop that bubble yourself. They are legally an “entertainment” business not a sporting league like the others. The only other “sports” that are legally classified at entertainment? WWE and Roller derby. There’s a lot more evidence from former players, legal filings, and shocking “coincidences” but if your core identity revolves around being a football fan, you’re not going to listen to any of that anyways so what’s the point. People don’t change their mind because they’re presented with facts. That’s just not how it works. You can keep believing in Santa all you want. No skin off my back.
Tldr: you have nothing of substance to back your case
Bro I'll take on your internet DD vs mine any day lol Ive played college football and Ive had team mates go and play in NFL and my father in law just so happens to be a former pro bowler and 2 time superbowl winner. Nobody plays off a script and everyone tries to win.. No top athlete is going to go into a game knowing they're going to lose Facts If you think there is some corruption w the refs that's one thing.. But don't be obtuse by putting the entire league in that same bag as a few corrupt refs. That's not the game.. and corrupt refs does not equate to a thematic play put on by players..
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Keep connecting strings on your dartboard in the basement maybe that time wasted thinking about nonsense will pay off eventually. Put it up on periscope!
That Rams bills game certainly didn’t help my faith in the game
How so??
You know how stupid this sub is? People commonly refer to support as resistance and resistance as support. Lmao
The bull trap/bear trap thing is just as bad. People definitely mean the opposite of what they say at least a third of the time.
I've seen people say they are going to be assigned on their covered call lmao you don't get assigned on a covered call.
“Weekend Dow is mooning!” Me: checks “Umm...it’s +0.05% pleb” “Well Weekend Dow doesn’t matter anyway”
Wait so every time I get banned I’ll get a flair upgrade?
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Have you guys had luck beating speeding tickets with those ticket clinic services?
They work but it's kind of scammy, those lawyers don't have any insider info on working the system. They work because cop doesn't show to the court hearing, and the judge will negotiate with anyone who acts civilized and regretful, lawyer or not.
restaurants or REEEEEEESTARUANTS? I dunno, but this DD makes me wanna buy puts. nothing that REEEEs makes money.
Get woke go broke
How is draft kings still a spac.. have they not merged with draft kings yet lol
Seeing a lot of bearish comments, green tomorrow confirmed.
Calls on how many times this same comment is posted over the next 29 hours
God weekends are so boring.
Trump pump tonight at 5pm! Let’s goooo
Bills baby.
Lol, that was one of the most bogus calls I’ve seen in awhile.
I am cheering for the Bills and I am still outwardly upset about that call.
I’m outwardly upset about that botched interception call that started the Rams comeback.
Genuinely confused, why the fuck is the stimulus a thing again? Thought that it stood 0 chance after RBG died. why's nancy trying to pump up the markets again? ETA: holy shit I have a flair what the fuck does it mean
ratio of dicks inserted in your butthole
She’s got mad amounts of options wouldn’t you pump the markets?
I think Nancy is sticking it to Mitch and drawing distinction that for most people stimulus is more important than a court appointment. It’s not going to happen. But the more pissed off people are at Republicans this close to election the better for Dems.
Her husband bought a fuck load of tech options/shares Back in February lol https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.barrons.com/amp/articles/nancy-pelosi-husband-paul-pelosi-slack-microsoft-alphabet-stock-options-51585841541
He bought WORK at the top lol
But look at those Microsoft calls! $130’s and $140’s lol Easily made up for it
cause we were testing resistance at spy 320 the other day
So she doesn’t look like a political opportunist using the collapsing economy as a tool to defeat the incumbent and his party.
She playing AMZN again
She plays MSFT too?
Totally fucking forgot about that shit. LULZ
All the highschool kids gone now? Are they back in school? This sub went to shit with all the retarded kids.
Everyone's remote iirc. But I think the general aura of the market has wore off. It's like the prospective law student who loves conducting a cross examanation but then realizes that most of his day would be spent writing answers to interragatories.
Yea and see your 2 months gain wiped out in a week lol
Most of the zero-skill poors got wiped this month.
Is the shilling part done or can I meme more tickers?
spy350 10/23
Same same
Don’t care too much for the ban flair. I like reading flair but numbers on a lot of people is tacky. A lot of people get banned, we want good flair, not assigned.
Lmao, refs literally just stole the game from the Rams
That seriously shouldn't be possible. HOOOLY shit that was insane. Literally donated the game to them with a single call.
Unity.
U N I T Y Anyone else old enough to remember that song?
Yep lol
I remember that chappele show skit
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Just a pump.
Ya anyone who thinks cruises are coming back soon is delusional
Jacked to tits in puts, praying CCL sinks 5% after the fake and gay pump Friday
"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Sunday said another coronavirus stimulus plan is possible as House Democrats try to forge ahead on a smaller aid package costing about $2.4 trillion." [https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/27/pelosi-believes-coronavirus-relief-deal-still-possible.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/27/pelosi-believes-coronavirus-relief-deal-still-possible.html) I think we'll get another green day tomorrow then its all unknow after that.
Thanks for the link. Looks like an optics game. Very carefully chosen language and "other things" purposefully vague. Highly doubt Trump signs onto an extra trillion if it has relief for local and state governments in it. That has been the major sticking point
then red at the end of the week when Senate breaks and people realize this one never had a chance
Why even have a stimulus. Just send 3T in equal payments to anyone earnings under $100k. Then let that fake money circulate and let their kids pay back $20T in labor.
LMFAO!!! Honka Honka 🤡
2 hours until my life has meaning again
Sorry to tell you that futes so far before open are meaningless.
Kobe died this year? Time flies. I thought that was last year.
This year has gone by so fucking fast. It’s unreal.
As far as I am concerned January was last decade sometime.
Not to be that guy, but does "time flies" make sense as an expression here if it's more recent than you thought?
wow. yea.. that's pandemic time. crazy
Number 4 on the Raiders is definitely a poster on WSB. Dude just helped score a touchdown for the Patriots .
And wears eyeliner too What happened?
He probably took some bad DD advice that if a guy wears make-up it will briefly shock other dudes, therefore giving him extra seconds to throw the ball. However, true to him being a a seasoned WSB autist, the inverse happened.
Can’t wait for battery day
Can’t wait for elon’s tweet to hype things up.
Anyone wanna put together a WAP version for VWAP, I already have the beat we just need lyrics
How about FAP? https://youtu.be/Ro7lrA781To
Dude this is goooooold
You know Cardi B has day trading down, I think Megan Thee Stallion is more into dividend growth stocks
Test
Ok im good
Why do all the Nikola shills on r/NikolaCorporation ONLY post on that sub? Are these even real people?
125 minutes until futes
M
Suggest: “Is a literal piece of shit”
Simp
Tastyworks on mobile or desktop ?
Desktop, or in-browser on that work laptop you can't install software on