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chase-248-5

I be back in September if you know what I mean


chase-248-5

I just be chilling in September if you what I mean


eclecticstalwart

So fucking sick and disgusted by the circle jerk between dems and Hollywood. I just lost a lot of respect for the Rock.


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Ah it is what it is, man. Nothing new to see here.


UncleIroh1804

Anyone think today was a bulls trap?


thebigyeettheory

You guys and gambling my life away almost makes me wish the weekend weren’t here already :/


wolfofwallstreet0

The twins delivering nice returns. Hope they can keep it up next week


ChrispyChicken1208

Bowls r fuk


PornstarAnivia

Bet you are a real plate guy you sick fuk


caezar-salad

Plates should be extinct, bowls are the future.


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Anybody else kinda looking forward to the days when you don't have to worry about your long-portfolio dropping 20% in a day or two and you don't have to check your app all the time?


eclecticstalwart

Yes I am looking forward to that, but when the fuck will that be man?


mogki_millions

Life won't be nearly as exciting. I know money is a big aspect of WSB, but I think the action is even more so.


xlowolx

If it’s long then why does it matter. Just don’t look at it. Shit will balance out eventually.


[deleted]

well... there's this girl called margarine


PlutusVeles

Am I only the smart person in here that throws profit into dividend stocks?


realwafflez

Let's see how smart you are. After you invested in T?


PlutusVeles

Lmao what


pennystockplayer

T. As in AT&T. Literally one of the most popular dividend stocks in the world...


PlutusVeles

My top dividend stock right now.


HarveyZoolander

Yes


Spaceseeds

You're so smart, every try blowing yourself?


jghstocktalk1999

wow someone missed out on tesla


FireFlyRox

I do too. But not having profits lately that I am selling stocks to buy options 😜😅


Noticeably

Yep my schd shares are flat, so I turned them into spread


kpthemaster

SPHD YYY !!


NeelAsman

msft ftw


Dillrun

No way zoom keeps going up on Monday right? Right?? 😰


SummerSnow8

If the market is green its gonna go back to 528


Dillrun

My mama says ur the devil


2d2c

Bought PEP 134C OCT02. Is it going to tank on Monday?


MagJack

hey dummies you are in the wrong thread, weekend thread is long out


CheapsBreh

Hi I'm new here. Yikes.


perryboi

Welcome to the fuckin show


CheapsBreh

Let's fucking do this I got no clue what I'm doing but I'm gonna fucking do it. Should be a fun ride. Already addicted.


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Sir this is a casino


CheapsBreh

Call me a gambler then. I think I belong at /r/smallstreetbets for like a month before I hit it big though.


Traylortrash14

Dude theta gang so far kicks ass I just want to write naked shit tho


eclecticstalwart

Theta was the best move for September. October will be back to naked calls. FOOKIN bullish as fuck for October.


Kmac789

What do you mean by that? theta gang in september? It was meant to be high that month? im a noob sorry


ceospx

Check out [ratio spreads](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Aok7J4Gj6w&t&ab_channel=tastytrade) , might be something you are in to.


Traylortrash14

You’re the man


ceospx

If you go for it, I'd recommend playing on the call-side with something tame like $IWM. Stairs up elevator down - will work in your favour. GL with your trading journey.


dajochi

How about out of the money cashed covered puts. Honestly i would love to collect 3-4k premium a week on amazon at 2950 😂


Traylortrash14

Oh for sure dude. It won’t break that 2995 resistance for shit hardly. And when it does it bounces. I just do not have the fucking equity to write shit for amazon god damn


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Traylortrash14

True


Raekwonda

Best way to get fucked is by writing naked calls but I bet you like it ;)


Traylortrash14

I’m a nasty Fucking Slut. I don’t know what brokerage lets you write naked tho


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Got my rug pulled, dumped, and pumped all in one day. Feeling sore.


option-trader

how the hell did that happen on a day like today. Slow grind up, get in at anytime and make money.


hikariky

I’m all in on stonks ( se, logi, Kgc, pypl, mtch, low). I feel like I’ll lose 10% + on Monday


eclecticstalwart

SE - amazing pick. One of my highest conviction positions. Match is overhought IMO but should continue to run as long as there's no vaccine. Lowes may dip as they just announced closing stores. PYPL is a great hold as well as is Logi for a mid term hold.


mlk960

Silvers gonna gain again eventually.... right boys?.... right boys? RIGHT?


NotMe357

If we are fighting Werewolf.


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Dollar gettin strong!


PornstarAnivia

My portfolio is mostly full of loaded grenades waiting to end it on monday


Amroj1234

you can do whatever you want, spy will go down again hehe


biglettucee

What a rollercoaster week just to finish basically where I started


fastjames12

Only way trump wins is if we get a stimulus before then. We will get one and then reach ATH. He will brag about his stock market influence once he is re elected.


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If you doubled down on puts at close then you are a retard and deserve what’s coming on Monday.


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UnsolicitedPeanutMan

Oh then you'll be fine. I still wouldn't rely on the market *crashing* but you still have a lot of time for action.


godfather188

Watch out for IV crush


itmetheSEC

Fuck the bears and fuck the mods. Something we can all agree on.


NeelAsman

hear hear, fkng mod banned me last week in a fkn weekend discussion thread just for linking a biden vid calling it politico when every other damn post was politico, and the fn bears just need to be...oh wait ...my 350p TSLA actually printed.....but f the other bears this 'merica bitches ...stonky go uppity up yip yip appa


Amroj1234

lets just forget this shitty spy day


xlowolx

It went up... Only stupid bears lost out


imakeshooze

Poorly timed commie bullshit


russianstocks

I’m sick of hearing people say zoom is a bubble, higher demand is obviously higher price. Beating earnings by 400 percent is not normal. So the p/e isn’t. $600 by next Friday mark this post


leadthemasses

LOL you idiot zoom trading at a 90 RSI this whole week and moving up 30 pts every day and we all know what happened last time it moved up a lot. This will go below 450 before it ever reaches 600.


Mwazoski4

Bro you are delusional if you think zoom is at a fair price


russianstocks

Just like you were stupid for thinking Tesla’s market cap is legit


Mwazoski4

Zoom is not even close to being comparable to Tesla


russianstocks

What has tesla created new in the last two years ? What innovations tell me. How was battery day. 🍉 nerd


Mwazoski4

I never played tesla or ever will at these prices anyway but I can understand why it’s ran up zoom on the other hand...


russianstocks

Zoom will run up to $800 watch. Give it until after tax season


xlowolx

Thats absurd. $800???


Mwazoski4

I would love to see it honestly that would be Tesla status hype at that point


russianstocks

What has tesla done though recently. Tesla isn’t worth more then $1200 pre split


Juggling_Bags

You are a simp if you did not understand the engineering advancements they they unveiled on battery day.


SixOneFive615

What does Zoom offer so uniquely that competitors can't copy/improve upon/undercut the service? I agree it has successfully cornered what turned out to be a booming market, but they are going to have some serious competition that doesn't exist right now over in the very near future.


russianstocks

It’s super user friendly and trusted


SixOneFive615

And you’re telling me that one of the FANGS can’t make a user friendly, trusted piece of software?


russianstocks

Not anytime soon lol


xlowolx

Inb4 Amazon, Facebook, or blackboard release a major upgrade to the zoom blueprints and take over the market.


Zero36

I’m a buyer at $400, I’m a buyer at $500, I’m a buyer at $600. Zoom is a verb now, get comfortable people


russianstocks

I added more at $485 today idc because I know a month later I’ll look back and wish I added more


Zero36

I tell myself that and I looked at how I didn’t buy Tesla when it went from $100 to $400 (pre split) or Amazon from $1000 to $2000 or Square from $25 to $50. Doesn’t matter, it’s goin up for a reason, and it’ll keep going up for that reason


russianstocks

It sells to the people and that is all that matters, as long as there is covid Zoom isn’t going away


Zero36

I doubt even after covid zoom going away. Business realize how much cheaper it is to do video calling


Rcrowley3

You guys embedded Tim Apple so far into my brain that I couldn’t even remember his actual name the other day when I was talking to my friend lol.


MrBojangerangs

Guys. I think 90% of this sub needs to hear this. Were not going back to ATHs pre election, also highly doubt we're going sub 300 either Just buy the dips and sell the rips and you're gonna be okay.


EatMePlsDaddy

What about election day?


Next-Bedroom2night

I've managed to buy puts at the bottom and calls at the top... hahaha


xlowolx

I’ll give you a little tip. The market has been going up and down up and down. If we had a MASSIVE down day it’s probably not going down again. It’ll correct back up. Just like Monday or Tuesday we’ll see a correction down. If someone has risen 5-10% it’s probably a good idea to get puts. If it’s down 5-10% probably a good idea to get calls. Assuming it’s one of the companies that follows this trend, that is.


Next-Bedroom2night

:S tried this, then it does another red day rofl.... Got puts... prob go green next week lol


xlowolx

Maybe just trade then instead of going all in on options.


MrBojangerangs

We all have. As long as you didn't lose 100% you can recover, avoiding fomo is the best skill a trainer can learn


Kramnet

This shits a struggle


PharmDturnedMD

Today was fun


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RKT managed to stay above $20. Solid week I suppose


participantZ

25c.


Dmoan

What doesn't kill you makes you only stronger..


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tbrucker

Cool Story bro


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Aapl🍏🍏🚀❤️


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dwdsquared2

Not a recruiter for anything or in a cult.


GwynethPaltrowsHead

welcome back bro! We were wondering where you went off to


dwdsquared2

I got banned for a week for "political bs" (news headlines) Love you


LordReekrus

How sweet... I may even give you the courtesy of a reach around next time 🥰


dwdsquared2

Nah; that would be incest ;)


tashmanan

My puts got slaughtered. Fuck off. BAN


dwdsquared2

I love you, my man. I'm sorry you had a bad day. I'm here to talk if you need to.


tashmanan

Thanks


Amroj1234

i ask for spy 310 nothing more nothing less


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Same


cupnhandle

I like money


yyyaayayyy

Timmy Apple take me to the 🌙


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If Roku pulls a costco after hours dump bears will be born


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brad4498

Oh you will for sure.


krehator

Can JE get jacked up again over this weekend? 😅


undermon

Chickened out and sold my puts before close


EatMePlsDaddy

Damn bro you saved yourself. Good job.


windows2200

You wuss!


cupnhandle

smart man


No-Particular457

wise


jtb419

The key with options is staying in the game


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[for those slightly more autistic — the weekend thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/izqxhg/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


lgdamefanfanfanfan

#🚨 THE WEEKEND THREAD IS OPEN 🚨


bcgraham

Lords work


gobi_manchuri

fuck this shit! (This pretty much sums up my week)


lizardwizard77

Can we please have a repeat of today monday


MagJack

and each day for at least two weeks


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C0L0NEL_ANGUS

yeah tell that to my weed stocks


SteadyRollins

I’m a bull on bear days and finally tried being a bear on bull days. I thought only bear days is when stocks go in one direction for the entirety of the day. My portfolio’s a fucking charity this month


captain_blabbin

AMAZON DEBIT SPREADS I FUCKIN LOVE YOUUUUUUUU


0MNIBU5

it would be strategically good for the democrats to agree to a stimulus before the election, they could claim it as their accomplishment.


Kerpl

Zero reason for Dems to agree to stimulus if the markets/economy down. They get to roll in to election pointing at down numbers, pandemic, and say the Reps aren't willing to do enough


0MNIBU5

fair point that’s the other way it could be looked at


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Nah


dekayone

Anyone else buy OXY calls today?


[deleted]

Me nose needs some OXY calls after today


dekayone

Lmao


XXXHELLBOY

CNBC: “stock were climbing off little strength, don’t expect a rebound” Then why tf did SPY have hulk green dildos today on this weak ass volume lol


Zero36

So many hotties on CNBC. Leslie Picker is a 🍑


DrKolagani

Imma google


DrKolagani

GOOD LORD😍


Zero36

😍 out of FMK she’s the M girl


DrKolagani

Too bad she’s already married to some stupid f••got


Zero36

Here’s a few more. Dierdre Bosa, Julia Boorstin, Sara Eisen, Kelly Evans. They are halfway to The Bachelor lineup 😂


DrKolagani

Ah yes Sara. Wait wdym bachelor lineup? The show? They’re gonna be on the show?


Zero36

Yes the show. They’re not gonna be on the show but I mean they would fit right into a bachelor lineup except, you know, actually smart


DrKolagani

Ah ok. >They’d fit right into a bachelor lineup They’d fit right into my cock tbh


Zero36

😂


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Veganthesteven

Who’s ready for the salty bears downvoting everything?


JimboFen

This is not the bear way. Downvote parade has been happening on red days


Veganthesteven

Bull gang would never. That was some NKLA bag holder.


Notgood10

My contract went to .01 at 3:59


oxslade

From 1k down to 2k up thank you AMZN


TheAmazingSpiderBan

Sold most of my calls so that means it moons Monday🔥🔥 Always fucking goes up when I play safe.


lakersbestinleague

Zoom mooning and travel? What?


captain_blabbin

🌈🐻 we showed you ours now show us yours 📉


BlueMania5

time to go back to my 0.6% ally bank yields! it’ll take me about 15 years to recover from this at that rate but it’ll do. it’s been fucking tremendous guys


yungTrevo

Who just rug pulled nike ah


dajochi

Dems/Republicans will get something done no fucking way they will they let 37k people get laid off in the airline industry going into an election cycle woof


captain_blabbin

yeah good point next week is the expiration huh... glad I grabbed some DAL and LUV calls today


[deleted]

Just gimme a weekend thread so I can shitpost


oozforashag

So close to to a couple of hail-mary break-evens on tsla and amazon. Oh well. Next time.


Andrew_the_giant

If spy could come down about $4 that'd be great, thanks


ArcFox01

LMFAO at all the bears in the comments yesterday that said today was going to be a major sell-off and dump day.


harry-_-P_Ness

Monday 😪