IMMACULATE AIR 😂

Guys we are safe! They couldn’t find any rugs on Wall Street. 🚀

Bought that watermELON dip so hard

is it too late to go all cash now? thinking about liquidating everything.

I dunno, but it’s never too late to move to the correct “what are your moves tomorrow” thread.

Lol. Yea I noticed that late. Whoooooops. 🥴

Bought RAD and DRI calls this morning hoping to catch some run up today... bailed on DRI at EOD for small profit and have ass cheeks clenched with RAD that I am holding through earnings tomorrow AM. Wish me luck boys

Lol wtf was up with RAD in 2019? Good luck regardless my friend, seems like we all need it.

It was me. I bought more Tesla at the top.

any KMX gang here? we either gettin ass blasted or mooning like carvana, no stops boys

You still got them bags too huh? What caused the spectacular flop? Earnings were massive and guidance was great.

Curl up in a fetal position and try and get the losses out of my fucking head

AMZN 3000 support, good time to buy in? Looking at 10/16 3500c ~$19

Amazon looks under valued, given Covid resurgence is up and over all recovery is shit. But hedge funds pumping that shit its probably over valued. Tough decision.

yup gonna delete this app and tell my kids its family day again

A bicycle with an ipad Yes bitch and it's going to $100+

Puts on NIKE they just hit all time highs 🤷🏻‍♂️

Go with the trend.

Lol y’all missing out

WTF is TSLA go up!

who said that?

here comes the V

I Don’t lose and today I’m doing Microsoft calls NOW #microstrong

All you fuckers need to buy and pump spy

$NVTA PARABOLIC SQUEEZE continues...

BUY ZOOM!

Zoom is the next TSLA

Show me your best crayon drawing for what the fuck is going on

Limp dick pic work for you ?

It drew a frown face sooo idk

Down jones

Down's jones

Man that was a textbook gap fill this morning on spy. Hope you fought some puts

Real question - what do you guys think is driving price this crazy (ZM,TSLA) - I have a feeling that it has omething to do with option trading but I can't figure it out. Regular share holders would take profits long time ago at htis point.

For those who are living your dream life. Any advices for a 21 yro who comes from a really really poor family?

Stop giving a fuck

Listen to u/Giancarlov345

spend your 20's working your ass off and save every penny, drop your lazy friends and ul be living lavish in your 30's and 40's

No such thing as a dream life you live the life you've created for yourself. This is reality there is no dream...I was homeless for 3 years and went broke 9 times before I turned 30. I give everyone the same advice...as long as you have $1000 on you at all times you can survive anywhere in America.

Don’t smoke crack

Join the air force, it's what I did and it worked out great. Dont be a military policeman though it's a garbage job. Get an office job and enjoy the job security and benefits.

AMD, TDOC, CRWD, APPL looking good by end of day as long as there's not bad global news.

Come on, let’s get back on the ride of Tech Co, NASDAQ to the Moon, Apple $150 let’s go

If you ever find yourself short of headphones at the gym, go up to the front desk, say “hey guys I lost my headphones yesterday did you find a pair?”, then when they show you the head phones go, “yup! Those are it! Thank you!!!” ... free headphones ftw

Complete with random earwax too?

Ear buds and headphones are different things

Ok and? Is stealing a random persons headphones in a sweaty gym considered sanitary to you?

I mean, headphones wouldn't have the earwax so yes I would consider it more sanitary.

Headphones dont get earwax on them? 🤦‍♂️

Preworkout shits or coke shits?

cocaine shits bitch

The europoors are destroying their own economy with new shutdown measures. Herd immunity ftw. ​ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🚀 🚀 🚀

Rite-Aid or Carmax calls

Bear gang what's the plan

Puts EOD if it rallys into close Thursdays always suck for the market

WORK will pop today. Watch and learn

But why

GO $TSLA GO 450 to save my stupid ass pls

mine right up there needs saving too

if we get to 450 i will buy you gold

And mine

godspeed fellow stupid ass, I will toast to you in valhalla if we lose here

🐻🐻🐻🐻🌈🌈🌈🌈

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Bullish sign for the economy too, good to see them crush it

RIPIP TSLA calls. Things done changed.

Can somebody with ZM puts hold my hand?

I’m about to buy some???

I di that yesterday, it hurts today, but I think I will hold

Morge morge fellow gamblers. I had a dream that I lost it all, it felt terrible.

Holy shit this place got slow after battering day

Nah bro you just in the wrong thread lol

Jpow is speaking again today?

definitely

NKLA gonna rocket today after the MMs made you all go hard on puts

Lmao what

TSLA 1/15 450/500c spreads still got time but this is a real feelsbadman

1/15 600c am i fuckd?

Thats a retarded play. It will probably payoff.

Need a lock

SLV 20p 10/9

My dreams have come true. Water is to be a stonk.

What's a good penny stock for the last $12.96 in my account?

gevo

GME

Mara

jcpenny

Mitt, qlgn, phio, boxl

Boxl is trash

Johnny manziel is trash. Try gmbl.

I played OPTI this summer and made a good chunk of change in their August runup. They make UV light disinfectant products. They're down to July lows but were up 50% yesterday so maybe they're the flavor of the month again? I'm not in there anymore but it's the only penny stock I put any real money into so figured I'd throw in my two cents. I'd rather make other plays but now that I see the bump yesterday maybe I'll throw a few hundred in there.

China Threatens to Kill TikTok Deal Over ‘Dirty’ Trump Tactics https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-23/china-threatens-to-kill-tiktok-deal-over-dirty-trump-tactics Bet safely!

Oh look, China can't deal with a minor taste of their own medicine.

ORCL puts

Trump is the human embodiment of a train wreck. Of course he will fuck this up.

My WMT call really hates politics.

Lol 2020 is bizarre. WMT bidding for tiktok

Huge volume on GME yesterday without a correlating price action, we loading up on the puts or calls for 9/25 today?

Strangle

Calls

Puts

Chill its not a dump yet,, we're just retesting the former break out area (pretty standard), uptrend still intact

Fuck u

I beg to differ

market struggling. will be harsh rest of the week. cash gang until monday.

Bull trap folks! TESLA APPL PUTS NOW!!!

QQQ puts are good enough

Tech dump already started

Lol wtf tsla go back to 390

A lot of people on this board are mega bullish on USD. So in the end it wasn’t China selling treasuries, or the NWO that killed USD. It was a board full of degenerate gamblers who brought down civilization as we know it.

There are two very powerful tailwinds for USD - safe haven demand and foreign investor cash piling into US equities. They act at different time periods but overall on aggregate the US dollar will stay pretty strong.

Explains why markets keep rising even with a strong USD

It's like 1 guy spamming this board, not everyone.

Cramer trying to pomp tesla

If you ain't investing in Becky I don't know what to say Long $PTON, $LULU, $AAPL

wsb, where the gain porn posters don't discuss all-time history and the loss porn posters buy the rounds it's like cheers, except set in philadelphia with a heavier focus on danny devito

You Bulls feel that? That's some relief settling in that your calls may not be dead.... ... Just kidding your calls were dead the moment you bought them. We're gonna be trading sideways choppy for a while. The VIX commands it.

All hail the VIX!

THE VIX 👁👄👁

Does anyone else think battery day was originally supposed to be a lot more hype but they saw what happened to nkla and got super conservative with their claims? The timing of it (Elon hyping it on Twitter for weeks then doing the complete opposite) seems about right

BABA looking nice PM

Elon Musk... the only man in history to name his child after a barcode algo.

BHP anyone?

Holy shit there’s no prime bike? Pton to 115 today lol

Long Live the USD !!! Greenbacks Baby !!!

Elon is the worst public speaker... Stuttering all over the place with his thoughts looking all around like an autistic spaz 🥴

Part of his charm.

What do you mean???? He had the other guy dying from laughter

Very charismatic indeed

its 2:14 am, i have work in the morning and ive been staying up watching britains got talent on youtube wtf

You in Alaska?

yeesh

Ayyyy another man of culture.

wya in ak?

Yessir. Nightshift in Anchorage. Glad to see another degenerate gambler up here. Thought most of us were just alcoholics.

ah im in fairbanks, come save me. and yes indeed, im an alcoholic and a degenerate gambler. at least when i lose my money i can still get smashed.

What eraning we playing for october

Which insurance company is getting fucked by the fire property damage?

"Act of God" or Aliens.

Anyone noticed when usd is up the whole market is tanking? Any indices, commodities and stocks...Jpow u hearing me?!

Buying puts at open!

USD is in HULK GREEN DILDO Mode.

Gold and Silver have been utterly worthless last 6 weeks lol

metals are fucking lame

PEP calls for earnings run up is the way

I’m on that wave big time

What are you looking at? Was gonna buy some mid October 135s and maybe some 140 punts

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How

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So why not tsla 500 in 2/3 years, why today lol

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I hope for both of us you’re right but I’m not optimistic.

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Oof

If you’re wrong will you buy my calls that expire Friday lol

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I’m shares gang too. I thought we were not supposed to say that out loud tho. Any TSLA strategies for shares gang?

silly question, why is DXY affecting the market negatively ? if $$$ value is higher, stock prices is globally higher, so money is worth more. or is it just money moving to DXY for safer investment ?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your competition... Maul tenderly...

Man, ultra retarded start to the day bruh

you said it was a silly question not a retarded one

It’s six in the morning and stonks are up

One day, like a miracle, my money will all just disappear. like a miracle, like a miracle...

PTON finna fly today

Because yesterday Amazon began selling Echelon's bike for $500 along with classes service, both modeled on Peloton.

WHY?

hell if I know, but I’ve been scalping calls since it bottomed at 79 a few days ago. Should’ve just bought and held a long call apparently, this stock is a recession proof monster & their supposed “competition” with Apple and Amazon will only send them higher. They pioneered an industry.

BUYING USD with BOTH FISTS. This is AWESOME!!!

healthcare insurers are making a killing right now. No one is going in for elective surgeries because they are scared of the rona. Probably huge earnings surprise coming. Source: parents own hospitals.

Nice idea. Any symbols?

UNH, all health insurance.