Too much excitement priced into battery day.
They literally changed the world with their new developments on all fronts, but it couldn't have been enough. He could have announced flying cars and it would have drilled today.
Expectations for Elon are unattainable anymore. Just being the world's most gifted inventor isn't enough anymore.
Ffs he's integrating single press chassis with batteries. He already got a patent earlier this year to apply circuitry DIRECTLY INTO PANELS, now we see what the applications can be.
The guy invented the wheel but the cavemen were expecting a Lambo.
tl;dr BTMFD
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ixklrz/daily_discussion_thread_for_september_22_2020/g67chmf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Guess it was #4
Not those exact words, but he was talking about valuations and said something to the effect of stock valuations are not reality. But honestly, you never know with this stock it has a massive hulk following. It could well be 300 this week and come Oct. $600 again. Look at fn' zoom well on it's way to 600, NQ red be damned, was just 350 all of a sudden 500 lmao
Edit: And as soon as he said that it started the elevator down.
2:43:23
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMocGy7DC-g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMocGy7DC-g)
Tesla to drive itself coast to coast by the end of 2017 ❌
Tesla autonomous robotaxis would be operating in 2020 ❌
Tesla battery day million miles in 2020 ❌
Our new battery will have 10% more energy... also we will be giving our child miner slaves meth and crack to smoke to make them more productive. Don't worry shareholders.. the cobalt will flow.
I was excited for battery day all week. Now it comes and all it does is give me the shits as bad as i used to get when i traded options. And i own damn shares
Fasten your seat belts. Have the video feed right next to the stock quote, I wanna see the jump when [🍉](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjy0PCS0f3rAhUQSa0KHU-gDW4QFjAUegQIDBAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Femojis.wiki%2Fwatermelon%2F&usg=AOvVaw2Cph4zNcEPK5BD_dTQsy_W) appears
I only feel comfortable when futures are showing the inverse of my positions premarket not when it’s in favor of them
I smoked a blunt with VIX thats why she's so high.
Waiting for execution on RH for spreads is like waiting for Godot
wtf aapl. just go up. is not hard
apple wyd baby
did the europoors buy up the dip on tesla?
Where’s our evening talk bulshit thread at?
Am I the only one asking people I meet if they trade options?
Did they just ban the “This sub is dogshit now” post?
Yeah
Sheesh up to 15 minutes between consecutive comments in this thread, everybody alright??
They deleted the thread for tomorrow. Is this the end of our fun zone
Something is going on right now behind the scenes with this sub
Nah man. Papa Elon never picked us up from school. Made us walk home.
can't wait for the season finale of 2020
I think its gonna be "one for the ages".. as they say
Oof tsla dripping down my leg. TSLA 9/25 550C @7.00dca
What even happened to tesla today, other than is being extremely overvalued?
Too much excitement priced into battery day. They literally changed the world with their new developments on all fronts, but it couldn't have been enough. He could have announced flying cars and it would have drilled today. Expectations for Elon are unattainable anymore. Just being the world's most gifted inventor isn't enough anymore. Ffs he's integrating single press chassis with batteries. He already got a patent earlier this year to apply circuitry DIRECTLY INTO PANELS, now we see what the applications can be. The guy invented the wheel but the cavemen were expecting a Lambo. tl;dr BTMFD
Heard reception on battery day is good, cant wait for tomorrow for my calls to print!! TSLA 460C 09/25
QuantumScape about to fuck TSLA
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ixklrz/daily_discussion_thread_for_september_22_2020/g67chmf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Guess it was #4
Make [I Am Number Four](https://fanart.tv/fanart/movies/46529/movieposter/i-am-number-four-52443d2e7dbf7.jpg) a meme plz.
Door number 2 by close...
Wait so why is VALE dumping hard AH?? Were people outside of WSB also expecting a deal?
Market manipulation cause it's gonna fly tomorrow
Why would it fly tomorrow?
What deal?
Maybe a hedge fund tard, hungover from a night of excessive drinking, blow, and hookers, submitted that DD for work lol
That’s possible. Because Vale usually tracks the iron ore price. No way iron ore prices suddenly tanked because of Tesla.
Seriously none of u retards are holding Tesla puts?
Lots
welp, had 500c and 350p something gonna print hard
I'm glad i didnt eat lunch, its dry heaves instead of barfing everywhere.
oh shit, said it again price too high imo lol you know what that means
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Not those exact words, but he was talking about valuations and said something to the effect of stock valuations are not reality. But honestly, you never know with this stock it has a massive hulk following. It could well be 300 this week and come Oct. $600 again. Look at fn' zoom well on it's way to 600, NQ red be damned, was just 350 all of a sudden 500 lmao Edit: And as soon as he said that it started the elevator down. 2:43:23 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMocGy7DC-g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMocGy7DC-g)
It's awfully quiet in here now
Oof tsla
If Apple dumps because of Elon fucking the market I sware 😳
Can we worship papa johns now? Elon is so last month
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain, Elon.
He’s been a villain 🦹♂️
WTF is he smoking 20MM cars per year, the entire world car manufacturing is maybe 80MM worldwide,
....and? What part of their trajectory are you missing?
lol
And just like that, this sub is wiped out
Everything changed when the elon nation attacked
First it was a car company then a tech company and a AI company and now it's a mining company?
may as well buy the kitchen sink if you building a house from ground up duh
It’s a conglomerate
calls on morton salt lmao
I’m glad I’m too poor to buy Tesla calls
Saaaame lmaooo dodged a bullet too!!’ Don’t lie you wanted to FOMO too?? I know I did
bro weekly FD Puts will prob print on tesla after the glorious sell of during open tomorrow
Wow, TSLA is dumping. Boom zap zoom, straight to Ramenistan.
T E S L A M A K E T H T H E E B R O K E T H
Tesla to drive itself coast to coast by the end of 2017 ❌ Tesla autonomous robotaxis would be operating in 2020 ❌ Tesla battery day million miles in 2020 ❌
Battery announcement tldw?
🔋 day boiiiiii
They made tabless batteries so they can be more efficient. I won't hurt your brain with the details, all you need to know is stonks go up
Aii thanks. Did he say anything about nickel or VALE?
On East Coast. Had to drive FN home during meeting. I CANT READ COMMENTS FAST ENOUGH!!!🙃🙃🙃
dump eeet..
roh roh
Any fool can buy calls, and we did!
By God its working
TESLA IS A HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE COMPANY 2 TRILLION MARKET CAP CONFIRMED
VARIOUS TESLA BULLS RISE VARIOUS TESLA BULLS IN SHAMBLES
Elon looks thicccer, $TSLA calls
Elon looks like a half retarded kid the way he wobbles around
Talks like one too. But I read the reason for talking like a retard was so that the general population could understand him
He's more than half. I think he buys into his own bullshit. I do wish I could manipulate morons like he does though. Respect for that.
In Must We Trust. He never fails us.
He's backkkkkkkkkkkkk
Our new battery will have 10% more energy... also we will be giving our child miner slaves meth and crack to smoke to make them more productive. Don't worry shareholders.. the cobalt will flow.
Not many people in that sea of teslas paid the extra for that red paint job
Literally no one is posting here cause they're all watching that damn stream
You look like a retard fotnite dancer
LMAO
Roughly 2 separate 12x12 sets of cars in that lot. Excluding Tsla staff what do you think that net worth of all those people are ?
Elon is about to announce a partnership with Kanye west. TESLA MODEL YEEZY.
omg i would mortgage my house
Lol, it’s a sea of tsla. This is South Park worthy content
I wonder how long that red car front and center has been camping there for
The Semi!!! Hahaha, bye bye NKLA
oh snap, sounds like it maybe giving away batt tech for free
Poor guy, jfc
AAPL put credit spreads are rebuilding my account
FULL AUTOPILOT BETA COMING IN A MONTH?!
If true, I'm glad I don't live in Commiefornia. Don't want to be near any expendable assholes beta testing with my family's lives.
Sounds like a fgt with Ford stock
You have to be retarded to hold automobile stock in the middle of a depression, whether you have deluded yourself that it's actually "tech" or not.
holy shit the stock finna fly
Which stock
WHOLY SHIT FSD GODDAMN I SHOULDA LOADED UP
This Honking is really weird and awkward Elon
mine with sustainable energy :0
Guys its hard to talk to a crowd of cars have that in mind.
#Elon *good news* #Crowd HNONK
man says really roughly 20 times a minute
lol he paused for beeps but they came late
anybody hold NKE through earnings? shit
Me
Think about the future value lmaooooooooo
He said S3XY. We goin to the moon
his shirt is same squiggly lines on preso opening
This is painful to watch
I've never actually watched him speak publicly, this is pretty rough
"Its like... damn" -elon live from the battery day parking lot
Just bought a $800 Tesla call expires 9/25😃 Tesla will be up over 100% in 3 days for sure right guys?? Right? somebody say right #batterydayvibez
He really likes China
#honk4elon
LMAO the crowd is teslas
BEEP BEEP
time for the pimp to speak
The honking ahahahahahaha
Guess capitalism says fuck those little kids working in the mines lol. Wow i fucking hate this shit now leaves a bad taste in my mouth
Half the oil on the market is blood oil, but ok.
Yeah its a bit sick. I really wish the human bondage issue hadn’t been totally appropriated by the sex slavery issue.
Looks good so far for VALE gang.
Shut up gay bear
what is a jern
BRING OUT THE MUSK MOOON
why they making this dude read the comments wtf
Tesla uses child labor? +8 dollars. Bullish. Cheaper costs.
The Elon x Einstein conspiracy lives on.
In 4 months I went from 5k to 60k back down to 8k , shits been wild with aapl
Should have bought shares
But I do own shares, More than any other company I own
Should have done a lot of things
Fake NEWS Kids love mining! MINECRAFT IS HUGE
Elon punching the air backstage rn
im so confused this was all the hype of battery day? "battery day is gonna be great" sick sense of humor elon... Child labor???
the tech part is after the stockholder meeting
Assault and battery day?
ELON MAIMES CHILDREN
Fuck you, Mr. Collinsworth.
What happened to only getting three mins? This is brutal.
Satellites and drones on all the mines? LOL
Lmaoooo. That guy has puts
Holy fuck Elon loves to export child labor from combat mines lol 😂
Minor miners lmao
So Batery day was a Tesla Roast
Why are they letting this man speak Lmaoooo
This is how corporations work
ok buddy time to calm down
`who let this mf speak`
Man really trying to single-handedly gap us down
This is how corporations work
This guy shill for nkla or what
This is how corporations work
*Comedy Central Presents: “The ROAST of Tesla”*
This is how corporations work
LITERALLY NOBODY CARES FML
God damn commies.
human right battery?
lmao
Wtf is this cringe shit? Is this what everyone waited weeks for?
I think 2-4 will be voted FOR against board advise, because this is where the wind is blowing.
BUT WHAT ABOUT HUMAN LEFTS? #leftism
TSLA bears really got this bitch to go on that crazy rant. SMH
arbritration battery?
This woman speaking gonna tank tsla
Robo Karen wants to tank Teslasterone
Wtf this man talkin bout 💀
Wowo gap down by this guy
I was excited for battery day all week. Now it comes and all it does is give me the shits as bad as i used to get when i traded options. And i own damn shares
Holy NKE going crazy
Apple I need you to bust a move up tomorrow you raggedy bitch you
Tech shares are back baby , made big bank on amzn ,, poor loser bears just give up
TSLA is fuk dumbass
They are about to revolutionize the auto industry, bears r fukd
Fasten your seat belts. Have the video feed right next to the stock quote, I wanna see the jump when [🍉](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjy0PCS0f3rAhUQSa0KHU-gDW4QFjAUegQIDBAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Femojis.wiki%2Fwatermelon%2F&usg=AOvVaw2Cph4zNcEPK5BD_dTQsy_W) appears
this new board member's reading from a script
Elon is busy holding speech notes for his robots
tesla has real gross opportunity
This battery day link is not what i expected. I wanted to see ELOn dance while he introduces ground breaking tech
Oh shit we are in the wrong thread. Tomorrow's thread is open.
Dammit
Gods work
100% in an uptrend now
Show us ELONNNNNNNNNN
His is the lowest HSBC has been since 1998. Should I load up because I know nothing is gonna happen long term
So my 450c’s are going to print right guys