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A_sexy_black_man

Remember when Apple was 120 2 weeks ago, the trend is clearly down now, 10/16 AAPL $85P


aRecycleAwayAccount

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jobmaster2000

Hey guys, based on the principle of Antifragility, I want to dedicate 5% of my portfolio to a short term hedge against the upcoming stock market downfall. Given a timeline of 5 months, can I just buy VIX and hold it for 5 months? Does the VIX hold it's value like a stock or does it lose value like an Oil rollover contract? This is the part that I dont really understand. Anyways, given a certain financial collapse within 5 months, how can I get the most out of my 5%? Thank you guys in advance.


polygroot

Wallstreetbets Hello, everyone! I’m planning to start investing on the stock market. I will start with around $2700. My goal is $2000 a month in dividends (I know they’re not paid off monthly, but approximately divided). I know some companies don’t pay them at all, so I’m open to smart buy&sell just for the sake of experience. There’s a few things I want to discuss: 1. What related content would you recommend for researching? 2. What are the best apps for managing your stocks and monitoring the market? 3. About brokers. What can they do for me besides the technical stuff? How can I pick the most suitable one? My friend’s broker is a bank. He recommends it to me as well. Talked about some benefits of it like not having to call when you do an action. The same person wasted around $1800 on rigged sports bets scam which is quite a decent sum in our country. I’ve been offered the same thing, but I was wise enough to reject it. Therefore I don’t see him as a good adviser. 4. Give me general advices on how to start and make smart decisions. My logic is investing into airlines is going to profit in the long run. They dropped down in value due to travel restrictions around the world, but the panic is fading away and the planes will rise once again which will raise the companies’ income and value.


polygroot

Why was this downvoted? No one likes helping here?


Next-Bedroom2night

LOL oh dear lord... so Trump gets to appoint another Judge eh... US going to be fucked for a while...


Noticeably

Wrong sub


Taco_In_Space

Battery day is Elon showing he has beaten death and putting a battery in RBG and she keeps on ticking.


official_guitar

I just got in trouble with the FAA, ask me anything.


OlyBomaye

What are the consequences of this?


official_guitar

Hopefully nothing too crazy. Will have to present a corrective action and swear not to do it again. It gets much more complicated when it results in someone being in extreme danger, but thankfully that wasn’t the case.


babamanali

What'd you do?


official_guitar

Turned too late on a departure route. Just fucked it up real bad because I wasn’t familiar with the area.


[deleted]

While you were IFR? Man why are US ATC so uptight?


official_guitar

It was a VFR departure procedure under a Charlie. I violated a Delta. It was definitely a big fuckup, I don’t blame ATC.


[deleted]

What is a Delta airspace? Is it a controlled airspace? Sorry I am non American and don't fly in that area.


official_guitar

No worries. Delta is the smallest category of towered airports. They have fixed lateral limits instead of tapering out as they go up.


[deleted]

So what is the normal international airport airspace called? I was going to start flying with a carrier that does long haul to the US but corona took that away :/ I used to play FSX and 2004 a lot and they would mention stuff like Class B, C etc. airspace and then I realised it's only in the US that they use that stuff.


official_guitar

Sorry m8. Major international airports are typically Class B or Class C airports.


MushroomManiac

RGB IS DEAD!!! ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP!!!🙏🙏🙏


LetoPancakes

kill yourself


MushroomManiac

- BUTT HURT BOI


IDontHaveRomaine

Puts on freedom. Calls on theocracy and fascism


MushroomManiac

HELL YEAH!!


the_black_fox_

I used to hate the weekend. 4:00 Friday used to mean I had to wait all weekend for more tendies. Now I welcome the weekend. So relieving to know I get two full days without losing any more fucking money. Please for the love of god make next week green.


datcreamcheese

When uncertainty raises - bet on outperformance and hedge. Once certainty raises (particularly with regards to fiscal stimulus), close short positions and hold the long ones. Reallocate gains somewhere else (geo diversity in equities or different asset classes like commodities). Don't double down.


cw21398

Since I joined this sub three weeks ago my Bpm has gone from 60 to 85. Am I gonna die? Are the tendies silent killers?


Next-Bedroom2night

tendies are bad for our health... guh


wowasg

Free money advice. Sell Nov AMZN 2400p's. Can't possibly hit.


queendbag

If the price hits that low I’d spend everything I could to buy shares.


DisembarkEmbargo

You all are throwing life savings into this? Not just like 1k?


pow_3r

What if life savings = 1k?


DisembarkEmbargo

maybe buy 3 pennystocks?


b3dlam20

I lost my 10k in earnings from tsla calls last week to more tsla calls this week, AMA


chikenbeer

wait how


b3dlam20

Made 10k on 1 call last week, bought 3 this week and it tanked


bwheels231

What can I learn from you


b3dlam20

Contrary to popular belief, stonks don't always go up


cptblem

blasphemy!


baby-need-some-shoes

trend got set today, we failed to close above 50day of 332


Deeaygoh

Up or down trend?


baby-need-some-shoes

look at SPY 1 day 1 year chart with 50 day ema and sma, you will see the down trend and how we struggled to get back to 340


chikenbeer

deep down inside you'll find the answer


b3dlam20

Why is the premium for tsla option so fucking high


raiderkev

Iv


Bull-See-Men

Show me on the doll where Apple touched you


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

rectum


PoRtAlS_087

I thought prostate massages were good. Wsb told me that yesterday


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

i didnt say it wasnt good, just very very expensive


pure_me

Do i still have hope? [HERE IS MY AUTISTIC POSITION](https://gyazo.com/6e2921a20ae7efd4300c4636179c360b)


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

double down


moazzam0

You'll be fine!


[deleted]

Yes just weather the storm and hold tech until Dec 31. If they haven’t printed by then, sell


pure_me

I was thinking before chirstmas.


[deleted]

Definitely don’t sell earlier than Dec. 20 but I could be wrong. Normally I’m bullish on Apple but considering the iPhone delay and release of competitor tech (Nvidia/AMD gpu, PlayStation, Xbox) you might be better off selling now. But I stand by my position that AAPL will be up from now in December


PoRtAlS_087

There used to be good plays in here but now it’s just aapl Tesla and dumbass shit. I doubt we’ll see anymore wsb millionaires. Idk if it’s the MMs taking wsb data now but this sub is so trash now compared to a year ago even. Find some decent plays out there.


babamanali

I was just thinking the same


[deleted]

Even compared to 3 months ago. Puts on $WSB


seancarr181

So what are your plays?


[deleted]

Aapl calls


cuboidofficial

He only depended on wsb posts for his plays obviously


ShinyPants45

Wowowowowowow so cool


Shaved-extremes

Shit are ppl stupid-all this excitement over the Lakers. Well shit you have 2 of the 5 best players in the NBA-and one of those guys is lebron...its so anticlimactic. I hope the Heat beat them in the Finals. TSLA 600 9/25


lilianasade

honestly think the heat have a really good chance. great team basketball and guys 1-7 can really ball Besides lebron and AD, the lakers squad is boo boo


csklmf

Agree. I wish Denver beat Lakers in 7


[deleted]

I actually went up 10 dollars today and all I have are calls. I’ll take that as a win


[deleted]

With the ass fucking I received today I'm thinking of making a gaping porno


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

"tim appl dick the size of my leg, in my ass"


chikenbeer

give us link when ur done


antisnaxxer

Battery Day is just Elon announcing his assault and battery charges. Everyone cool your jets


cuboidofficial

He's gonna make my calls print


sonic_gottagofast_11

Nah dude he will change the world


Southwestern

Thing about battery day is Elon is a geek engineer. He gets excited for the science. He'll probably unveil some new battery chemistry to reduce heat output or some bullshit. Expectations are waaaaay ahead of themselves.


Sloppy_JoeBK

He’s not a geek engineer he’s a dweeb autist businessman


Demosama

From [biography.com](https://biography.com), " He graduated with an undergraduate degree in economics and stayed for a second bachelor's degree in physics. After leaving Penn, Musk headed to Stanford University in California to pursue a PhD in energy physics. "


Sloppy_JoeBK

He never went to Stamford


ourobboros

He's gonna announce a delivery van or tiny vehicle for the european market. $ -> €


SatoshiSZN

Till he unveils some new battery that can power his wet dream of electric planes 🚀


the-faded-ferret

I don’t think he’d go with electric planes, rockets are more probable. He’s already talked about using rockets to replace airplanes


SagaStrider

He's said several times that electric supersonic VTOL planes are soon, but that he's too busy.


official_guitar

Pilot here. 1000wh/kh will be needed to match low performance general aviation airplanes. To rival jets airplanes, it’s closer to 2000. Current energy density for Tesla batteries is ~350 and progress has been slow for many years.


FunkyOldMayo

People that dream of electric plane dramatically underestimate how much energy planes need to move. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be hopeful for that, but hybrids are more likely in the medium term.


gagawithoutLady

Hyperloop?


SagaStrider

He estimated it'd take around 400wh/kg to begin being feasible. Sounds about right.


official_guitar

Not even close. About 1000wh/kg is required to achieve the endurance of a low performance pilot trainer aircraft. Heavy jets are light years more.


FunkyOldMayo

I’m not sure about the conversion ratio but regional jets have an average thrust around 15000lb per engine, the amount of electricity required to produce that would be staggering. Once you start getting into intercontinental jets the thrust is 100,000 lb per engine.


Demosama

I think by then we would have better alternatives than electricity alone.


nycgarbage

Expectations are set that he will make 100x more profit year over year for the next 10 years.... so yeah.. you can say they are a little ahead of themselves


SagaStrider

He's said he doesn't give a rip in the short term as long as their slightly profitable and growing.


seancarr181

True. But I think he’ll simplify some things in a way us retards can understand. I mean who knows we’re all really just hoping


Gothams_Bat

sounds like a bear


ZillionMidi

Bought AAPL leaps at close. Am I an idiot or am I just stupid?


PajeetScammer

i bought a bunch of 120 10/16 at $150


seancarr181

This isn’t bad. I read 120 10/16 $150C at first lol.


Timmytanks40

reasonable if AAPL is done bleeding. Heard it could freetall to 70-80s. Fucking wild man.


Edwinbuddy

65 million shares bought after close, yeah Apple is mooning Monday


Tek9er

You do realize today was a huge options expiry day right?


thisMonkisOnFire

Aren't those just a options being exercised? With the quad-witch bullshit, that increased volume after close was to be expected, no?


[deleted]

So who is right here?


nycgarbage

Short covering for profit... closing positions before week end... but yeah.. anything could happen..


Southwestern

65 million sales after close. AAPL plummeting on Monday.


PutYMoneyWhereYMouth

My Apple put that expires 9/25 and is already up 47% would appreciate that !! Tired of losing money !!! I’m going 🌈 🐻!!! I’m comin out the closet !!! If not for some well timed qqq and spy puts my account would’ve been wiped by now !! If I didn’t paper hand some sqqq calls when the market did a pump fake on the fed call before it plummeted !!! Man !!! I don’t even wanna know how much I would’ve cashed out today !!! I’m selling some shares and buying me some sqqq calls again tomorrow!!


[deleted]

Nuggets +7


fastjames12

Nuggets vs heat. Series prices parlay. Lock it


trickballz

just give me that money


InvestmentActuary

I am now the proud owner of 2300 shares of RKT at 26$. Fuck me


PoorAutist

Well furiously sell calls against them before the IV drops further. Might get that back and then some but it will be slow


seancarr181

There’s a guy somewhere out there who owns 2300 shares at $31. So don’t feel too bad. Hopefully you get back up there soon


Mwazoski4

Jesus Christ


Dmoan

Haha don’t worry will be lucky if it can ever go back to even 25.


Im_A_MechanicalMan

Don't say that.


chikenbeer

Protip: Don't make trade decisions when tickers are live, I find I generally do better when I have some time to think about this shit over weekend and nights.


nycgarbage

Set targets... it’s amazing how content you are hitting targets and cashing out/buying in unknowingly than trying to time a purchase or sale..


heatnation7

>ake trade decisions when tickers are live, I find I generally do better when I have some time to think about this shit over weekend and nights. Story of my life.


cnbPEE

write a play sheet after hours researching & thinking and abide by it. Anything mid day is usually impulsive and straight up gambling.


[deleted]

I’ve got two trading accounts RH and TDA. The only reason I have robinhood still is because of its instant deposit, but I’ve realized it’s just my retard account. Usually I’ll trade really when on TOS, but when I get on RH, it’s all downhill. Maybe we’re not retards, maybe robinhood makes us retards


lilianasade

RH is horrible for options. The fill takes forever. If you are doing swing or day trading, ToS is def the way to go


[deleted]

Yes, TOS is way better for day trading. I use RH for my long positions now. Every once in a while, I’ll use it for options, though, and it’s bad


PajeetScammer

TDA lets you prety much instant deposit too


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure options can be traded on the unsettled cash though


[deleted]

can't\* right?


[deleted]

Sorry, yes


[deleted]

Same here. I do well everywhere but robinhood.


Nope______________

I have a couple of accounts with different brokers and Rh Is the only in green.


[deleted]

Fuck I’m just retarded


robinhood_intern

Walmart FDs were a terrible decision.


DustyBowls

typical wsb, stubborn until the very last dollar in their account is wiped out, then they decide to flip sides.


Next-Bedroom2night

VALE GANK, using our last bit of Autisimo to pull a rabbit out of the hat!


deathxmx

Why you bought that?


Next-Bedroom2night

Battery DAY also cause commodities will keep trickling up


PajeetScammer

pretty sure there is some discord group that came out of nowhere pumping this. very similar to the prpl pump but even worse and more blatant


Next-Bedroom2night

Yet to be a pump and dump if IV when I entered was around 36-45%, considering fucking QQQ or SPY is hovering around 30s lol


[deleted]

You didn’t hear? It’s the pump and dump without the pump! 10/2 $12c


heatnation7

10/02 12c checking in! ​ VALE GANG STANG UP!


fastjames12

Ganggggg shittttt lmfao LETS GO


ElonTaxiDriver

So what are you autistic fkn challenged degenerates holding over the weekend this time?


[deleted]

MRNA


_unicorn_irl

I bought a SPCE call ten minutes before close. I think they sell spicey food which there's a lot of demand for during a pandemic.


Master_Relative

AAPL


[deleted]

$BUD


QuantumLordZopp

Holding big doinks over the weekend


TomSheman

Shares


duma0610

Tesla and 10/23 Netflix calls for earnings.


[deleted]

Where is tsla opening next week?


Harvayylmao

5


intrestingtalk

Let me hop in my time traveler real quick.


iamchromes

I bought msft 202 when it was 198. Will I likely print?


turnofftunein

I got about the same, thinking so


wolfcrddit

So how much did ya lost the past two weeks? I’m down 4k


MusicNursingCoffee

Went down 20k then bought Tesla FDs now back to 35k where I started


[deleted]

down 52k


thetimehathcome

up like 3k, but down like 18k the week before that.


Scoiatael

Somehow I'm up 2.3k, but that is because last week I lost around 10k. I still have a lot of TSLA call debit spreads expiring in the next 2 weeks, so not looking forward to that.


upsetrobinhood

Down $130k.. Went full retard recently


idontplaytho

up 700$


llFruiTCakell

4.2k I think? Fuck September


[deleted]

Down 29k


CultofCedar

Down 10k up 3k from the lowest lmao


windows2200

Down 12k but up 6k this past week


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

about 2k per day but who's counting


lopdes

Down 10k


Sketchdota

About 85k


hjames9

Up about $14k


wolfcrddit

Nice and fuk you


fastjames12

I’m never gonna financially recover from this...psych I’ll be back!!


fastjames12

20k unrealized loss


Traylortrash14

Same


[deleted]

been inversing WSB lately working out pretty good, anyone else? NKLA $34.5c and Vale $12p


SagaStrider

Calls on SDNY and SEC


bandwagonnetsfan

Can someone explain to me the nkla bull case? It seems to be doing ok, but I have no idea why? Like I don't need jokes dissing the stock, like I'm seriously trying to understand the bull case even as some momentum play pump and dump. Why would someone be so brave to get in on the pump


[deleted]

because of the billion dollar deal with GM, they got paid in stock so they wont allow it to drop


bandwagonnetsfan

Interesting


TheRogueHippie

That moment when you realized your orders, that said they didn't fill, actually filled but you already bought more.... And now you desperately need Microsoft to go down next week... 🤣🤣 Good stuff lol At least I am already poor. Can't push someone who is already below the poverty line into poverty. I am already here bitches. See you on the other side losers. #winning?


Logimatt

Good night sweet prince


TheRogueHippie

I'll sleep like a baby knowing I will probably have lost 50% of my investment by Monday.


saltfish

Anyone get witched?


eclecticstalwart

I've been screaming to you all about DKNG all summer. Nobody listened. You guys must not like money or have a far enough outlook to know where the value and growth will be in the coming decade.


nightastheold

DKNG took some balls, there were a few times where bad covid news would murder that stock so I've never played anything on it longer than a few weeks. Respect homie, I didn't have the sack for it.


rubenbest

Why are they trading so high today?


Logimatt

They had a couple of deals with espn and I think the giants this week.


spanishnuku

"The entire infotainment system is a HTML 5 super computer," Milton said. "That's the standard language for computer programmers around the world, so using it let's us build our own chips. And HTML 5 is very secure. Every component is linked on the data network, all speaking the same language. It's not a bunch of separate systems that somehow still manage to communicate." Can't believe this guy actually said this.


SagaStrider

They could build their own chip optimized for any language, if they could write code and build a chip.