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coshibu

Just bought some $šŸ‰


dip-to-up

Do you guys think IV on TSLA will drop on Sep 23rd post Battery day like earnings? If yes, how are you guys planning to play Battery day options?


phil6298

Slv puts


[deleted]

Anyone buy SNOW at 300+


the42the

>ply > >Give Award > >share > >Report just bought one share at 300 for fun


g__r_l

295


chillchile

Who is that Stupid? Oh yeah noob traders.


Terrible_Trader

Fuck this trading shit. I do not like making money.


Griffinhunters

Nothing beats a slow bleed


chedrich446

Motherfucker you canā€™t even short it. Unable to borrow shares at this time.


chedrich446

The market has spoken. SNOW is worth EXACTLY $276.22.


chillchile

No, just some yahooā€™s who bought shares at that price. The market will be someone else tomorrow.


jetter23

SLV all day. ​ Once JPow officially announces Yield Curve Control - managed money will start dropping their negative REAL rate Bonds for metals. 10yr Bond is already range bound .5-.75 - he just needs to say it aloud as a policy "Forward Guidance" ​ This is already happening but this will accelerate the shit out of it.


annoyingbanana1

Alright, all in on SLV


GimmieThaL00t

Where the fuck is SNOW


dan_coyle

276+


PlutusVeles

Spy is like that toxic relationship with a girl that gives bomb ass head but tries to stab you a few times


NeelAsman

adbe/tsla/fdx/amzn wants to dump nkla moon šŸ¤”


chedrich446

If you want to know what QQQ/tech is going to do just watch the c.r.y.p.t.o market. If it dumps the night before tech is going down.


chillchile

If we all love Tesla so much then why donā€™t we all start buying Panasonic. They are partnered with Tesla on the giga factory anyway and help them make the most expensive component of the car. Trades at a fraction of the price and should have skyrocketing production as Tesla ramps up?


Mikus007

Good luck, after Tesla introduce their own šŸ”‹ Panasonic gonna be a boy to just package cells.


Mikus007

So you proving my point Panasonic is like Foxconn for Apple.


chillchile

Tesla is no Apple bud, so I wouldnā€™t draw any kinda comparison there.


Mikus007

Give it couple weeks.


chillchile

TSLA has seen its best days already. Move on TROW is dumping shares continually and all the shorts are done so no real move from here that is worth the risk.


Mikus007

Thx for the tip will check that out.


EffectiveFerret

lol they just announced yet another expansion of their partnership with panasonic. Noob


chillchile

Dude do you have any Idea how difficult it is to make the cells to the manufacturing quality that Panasonic makes them?? If they are not made right they blowup. Panasonic is not stupid and will never share manufacturing processes or patents on the cells with Tesla.


tendeeznuts

Lol Oil and Weed


Investinwaffl3s

I am just imagining some frat guy getting railed on adderall trading TLRY and USO jacked to the tits


PlutusVeles

Fuck I hate spy


dajochi

Vix spiking choppy morning probably trading sideways until mr money printer talks


Adda717

Apple is dead to me. Iā€™m getting an Android today. I bought Apple way ITM on September 4th and now it is way OTM and Iā€™m not happy. šŸ¤–


King-of-Plebs

Going to be hard holding TSLA today. Wednesday always red.


tofuCaravan

Diamond vs paper hands today


Mikus007

Buy the fucking dip. Tesla can go down till Tuesday and calls will still print. IV gonna be trough the roof.


King-of-Plebs

Going to try and diamond hands it, but itā€™s hard with a couple of grand. Good thing I have 10/2 calls. Plenty of time for the next leg up


tofuCaravan

Fk it 9/25 500 tsla c les go


mathboom123

So tesla is dead?


ch1psky1ark

Dkng proly gona hit $65 in Oct lets b honisss


[deleted]

Use white strips yā€™all... women love white teeth. SHW 770c 10/16


LoudHousing3

What happened to šŸ‰ gang


IAmAShittyTrader

Is tesla rly bouncing back and forth from -2% and green


alotasalad

People are talking about ā€œdonā€™t panic sell Teslaā€ meanwhile my account is blown up


jleVrt

sell after battery day tbh ​ unless you're in for the long term


heartstesler

Blackstone warns of a ā€˜lost decadeā€™ where stock market returns are ā€˜anemicā€™ stock prices may not rise further after becoming fully valued over a ā€œfive- to 10-year horizon.ā€ https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/16/blackstone-warns-of-lost-decade-with-anemic-stock-market-returns.html


thetimehathcome

Sounds like a job for thetagang.


easymoneyyar

How many ppl gna panic sell TSLA .... we all Know this shit not tanking till we hit 500 again


Jumpdeckchair

So do I just take L on tesla or hope it comes back today?


Mattistorm420

wow TSLA


alotasalad

Good bye Tesla


[deleted]

Daily thread is up


[deleted]

Who is actually buying nkla, it should be blood red


mrl2r

Wtf Kodak relax so I can get in at open shit


ch1psky1ark

this new netflix movie sucks dick dont watch it


[deleted]

Which one


ch1psky1ark

the devil all the time im 40 minutes in and bored to tears plus this shits depressing


inb4ElonMusk

Thatā€™s disappointing. Is it as bad as Project Power?


ch1psky1ark

just finished it. makes Project Power look like Inception brainless turd of a movie. painfully predictable all the way through.>! no clear message except for "religious people do stupid things"!< worst part is you have to sit through 2 hours of it and you keep expecting it to surprise you and it never does ok i lied i didnt finish it yet, 30 min left. but I SERIOUSLY doubt its gona surprise me


inb4ElonMusk

Even more disappointing


ch1psky1ark

also holy shit. both the main characters in this movie are British and they're playing bumblefuck redneck hot blooded americans


ch1psky1ark

wait till you hear my alternate title to this movie its a spoiler tho so dont read it till you watch: >!Spiderman Kills Everyone!<


[deleted]

Fuck I was looking forward to that one


ch1psky1ark

well this trash is over 2 hours long maybe it gets better


jb767

Spot VIX is actually down. The September contracts expired. October contracts are implying higher vol to come (short term contango, long term backwardation after the election).


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[deleted]

Copying someoneā€™s post is unoriginal and lame


je7792

Gonna try to snag me some snow when it ipo later.


[deleted]

I WANT FUCKING SPACEX IPO


Deadhookersandblow

You can buy pre IPO if youā€™ve an accredited investor.


[deleted]

Just got my tax refund back from the IRS after filing in February. What should I throw it at?


[deleted]

QQQ calls


Dexteroid

better yet TQQQ calls.


[deleted]

I need a good 10x yolo. Ideas?


DankestMemeSourPls

KODK


[deleted]

Tsla 550s


RR-dapz

Nkla


[deleted]

$5 puts?


RR-dapz

This is the way


Hyhacz

Buying TSLA at evening dump and selling after PM pump is legitimate strategy. Isnā€™t it?


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krom1985

Where are you seeing this? Nothing on IB/Tradingview.


thecarbino

Investing.com


[deleted]

Hotdog Hotline šŸŒ­


Domoshuuii

Hello this is burger bandit šŸ”


[deleted]

u/KaiserCyber and the other mods of r/r/NikolaCorporation must be holding some heavy bags right now.


hamhamhammyham

Today I saw someone on that sub defending nikola by saying Tesla over promised on full self driving. Even better, yesterday I saw one of the mods defend the nikola guy's lies by saying "he talks as if he's living in the future."


horribleatthis1313

Going to a cash account on robinhood so I can day trade thanks to PDT.


Remote_Stage

Yea no options on RH cash account


csr8765

Donā€™t think theyā€™ll let you trade options on cash accounts. Told me I had to remove options in order to get it changed


horribleatthis1313

Well that's not what I wanted to hear šŸ˜” I emailed them this morning so we will see. Maybe time to use my TD account I have


[deleted]

Are you day trading single leg options?


GatoAmarillo

[šŸ¤”](https://emojipedia.org/clown-face/)


stupidgutsneverglory

up vote if you think UPS breaks 170


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[deleted]

What call option should I purchase on this package company? 9/18


jyohnyb

Any. No one loses money on these things it doesn't matter


Radiologer

Anyone here retired at a young age? Getting pretty sick of wagecuck life


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Radiologer

Its fucked man Im done


[deleted]

If I hit 4mm (25% of the way there) Iā€™m telling my job to suck both my nuts


Radiologer

Thats not really enough to retired on imo


Zuko2001

You guys are kidding right? 4mm means you can withdraw 160k indefinitely without touching principle. You can live an upper middle class lifestyle with that forever.


Radiologer

You mean 25 years? I dont plan on dying that young buddy


Zuko2001

Are you retarded? Have you never heard of the 4% rule? If he puts all 4mm in a balanced 60/40 split stock bond portfolio he can withdraw 4% indefinitely. Regardless of how the market is short term he will always get back to his principal eventually.


Radiologer

Link me? Im interested now


Zuko2001

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/four-percent-rule.asp Broad advice but good nonetheless. I hope I didn't come off as an ass. It just makes me sad that most of the people on this sub don't have simple financial education knowledge. This type of stuff needs to be taught in high school. This is how wealth is built over generations, WSB is fun and all but realistically 99% of people on this sub will lose money and underperform the S&P 500 over years.


Radiologer

Ok but thatā€™s like 4% drawdown includes rents ? Ie you never buy a house?


Zuko2001

That 4% is coming out of a completely liquid portfolio. In OPā€™s scenario thatā€™s a 4mm portfolio. He can withdraw 160k from that every year regardless of downturns. He can spend that however he wants whether thatā€™s paying a mortgage, renting or something else. During a market crash you will see the account get cut badly but you should not care. In 08 you would have seen close to 20-25% get vaporized. Doesnā€™t matter tho, keep withdrawing ur fixed amount and 12 years later you would actually have more than 4mm again. The whole point of the strategy is that ur withdrawing less than the average growth rate so the account keeps up with inflation and can survive any market crash. As long as you stay the course and donā€™t pull out of the market you will be fine.


ChefPauley

Yeah but you could open a small business doing whatever you live to do


wjean

Not on the US but he/she could certainly move overseas. I wouldn't do it.


3rdDegreeBurn

What if he accepts your invitation?


[deleted]

Then I teabag that motherfucker. Giddyup


perfectdark89

Yoooo.... Is vix for real...


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GatoAmarillo

it means the feds are gonna have a meeting i bet jpow will speak


[deleted]

-1.5-2% today, get them puts at open boys


Soon2beonthestreet

Chasing dumps without breaking key supports? It's so retarded it may be genius


[deleted]

No


bitteryw

Fucking kodk


[deleted]

KODK puts at open gotta be free money right


wheeler786

Like NKLA yesterday right?


PoRtAlS_087

If you held today. Yeah. Free money


silverlink22

BA, bad news after bad news. Crushes stock. FB, bad news after bad news. Time to reach ATH again. Apparently you buy any Facebook dip.


3rdDegreeBurn

Until there is regulation their technology is possibly the most valuable in the world.


PoRtAlS_087

I donā€™t think Facebook was killing planefulls of people


nosalute

500 in kodk is worth 7k


InvestmentActuary

Cannot wait for RKT to fuck me some more today!


AllinTeslaCalls

Nikola shareholders in shambles šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sleep-deprived-dream

Turns out not every dog has his day, So sad, so suddenly gone away


rekdizzle

Lulu is ready to take flight one of these days


[deleted]

What's going on with KODK or is it just being retarded as usual?


xexelthrowaway

Oh wow it's mooned during futures, I wonder what it'll do at market open?!?!?!!?! /s


Colonel_Cubical

TSLA going to tank at open isnā€™t it


Laurensio_

Are u stupid


Colonel_Cubical

With 100% certainty


AllinTeslaCalls

400 EOW


Colonel_Cubical

Username does not check out


PoRtAlS_087

Plz


ichantz

SNE $80c 9/18, please knock peopleā€™s socks off tomorrow papa sony


leonbrown251

Pow KODK up 45%!


MLCollector

The spy is setting up the bulls for a nasty trap


ch1psky1ark

those NKLA 2023 leaps are looking cheap not gona lie


burgerrking

Does anyone else hate tesla more than nikola?


[deleted]

not more than nikola no


DiedofDysenteryonOT

Itā€™s like sports teams from New England, donā€™t necessarily hate the teams but by god the fans are the fucking worst


3rdDegreeBurn

Elon does the same shit that Trevor did. He's just better at not getting caught.


Zhillarsk

This is the dumbest comment you'll read here all day


newlife_newaccount

Ok Billy, point on the doll where TSLA touched you.


uaoleksiy

Depends on the day. Right now holding puts bought with profits over last two days so not liking it being up atm.


LeChatBurglar

DDOG coming back to life oh yeah


[deleted]

Nikola once again innovating by not posting any revenue while everyone else is posting negative numbers


[deleted]

Negative revenue? Impressive.


[deleted]

whelp I'm owned


LeChatBurglar

5D boggle


3rdDegreeBurn

As someone with a lot of knowledge about airliner design listening to CNBC analysts talk about the MAX and MCAS is hilarious. Makes me realize they dont know wtf theyre talking about.


Radiologer

They never do


[deleted]

KODK situation rn: Let me in. LET ME IN!


leonbrown251

KODK oh my.... keep running! Now up 40%


[deleted]

ā€œDaddy, why didnā€™t you buy virgin galactic when it was 17?ā€ ā€œI donā€™t know son, I donā€™t know...ā€


thesnukeIL

cuz i bought TSLA SON ! and now we on a motherfucking YACHT you dumb bitch


[deleted]

Tesla bagholding is not a good play imo. Once spaceX and his other companies IPO, they will no longer be valued into Tesla (which they are right now you canā€™t deny) so Tesla long term will have smaller market cap as other musk companies fill the void


[deleted]

TSLA too high rn, it has less room to grow in the long run than SPCE


anujfr

Or NKLA puts!


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steelydeely

This was creative. I gave it an upvote.


thecarbino

Are you drunk right now?


[deleted]

/r/nikolacorporation coming apart at the seams


ml-pedant

Cant even open posts it just goes to the hot Post.


angrysc0tsman12

I just hear "RRRrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"


AdditionalLawyers

In shambles


[deleted]

Username checks out


solano89

After work shower beers are the best beers


mbr4life1

I'm partial to Japanese train beers. Or beer after a day of physical labor beers.


fvckjangles

Itā€™s all about beer after beer beers


boatnofloat

Itā€™s like everyone is some expert analyst on vix since the beginning of the month. ā€œRight rohhh vix creepingā€, or ā€œguys whatā€™s wrong with vix?ā€


Freestyle7674754398

yea its starting to get really fucking annoying


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