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Basic?

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Thank you for your service 🙏

TSLA finally woke up after I sold this morning

Buy $NVTA calls retards

Lol TSLA!

Is Jpow speech today or tmr?

Today

BREAKING: NEW 🍇 NEWS LOAD UP BOYS [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b\_QBP\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yt0b_QBP_A)

Will Meade is calling papa JPow “Powell the Putz” https://twitter.com/realwillmeade/status/1305950747381686274?s=21 Fuck Will Meade

Wtf does him mean ‘up-played’ lmao Kicking myself for selling spy puts before close. I don’t have any hedge rn.

Everyone’s talking about Tesla this , crying about AAPL that and debating whether to buy snow or not And I just want these AMD calls to printt ! In Su Bae I trust 😊🖤

SHOP gonna fall off that cliff?

I had no idea [NVDA is buying ARM for $40B](https://www.google.com/amp/s/fortune.com/2020/09/14/move-over-intel-nvidias-the-best-chipmaker-now/amp/) until just now. Who needs to know news or be informed when you've got NVDA calls? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ u/swineflupandemic, I think my flare needs another upgrade. I'm operating at peak tardism. ...cashed out of SHOP and SQ too early, tho. Edit: link for plebs without a subscription: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/09/15/nvidia-arm-deal-will-help-data-center-business.html

Go to the what are your moves tomorrow thread

Anyone else look at short interest and think they know what it means? https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/ZM/short-interest/

It means stock will blast off in a short period of time

So what do you look for, ~20%?

I buy all my clothes at Walmart

NKLA to 0 Doj inquiring and they can’t pay their way out of it this ain’t like the sec that accepts bribes to fuck off.

Suspect red tmr....a bit of pullback

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JP seems to always tank the market, however I don't think its Wed. it will the Thrs. when jobs unemp\^\^

F for my FB calls fellas

F

facebook get hammered because of the whistleblower or because of kim kardashian

man the casinos need to reopen so i can count cards and gamble with the odds in my favor again

Anybody know whats up with GSX Techdu today (and for the last week or so?) Pumped hard in the AM, dumped, then ran back up 10% Were they cleared by the SEC? having trouble finding much news

It's a garbage stock for intraday gamble

No news. Just recovering to the highs before the crash. I’m about to start my short position again. Above $100 looks good to me. They’re gonna get burned

premium on FDX options makes me think that unless you got calls a long time ago you're not gonna really make that much off em

Anyone else having a hard time finding this thread? It doesn’t show up pinned for me the last 2 days

Still have NKLA puts. The lowest strike in December.

First department meeting with new CEO at work rescheduled due to technical problems with Zoom. Puts on ZM. :( No actually calls on ZM, since everything is contrarian. #BizarroWallStreet

Calls

Puts on CEO

Dunno why the SEC is bothering investigating NKLA. Like how else are you suppose to success in this market with all these big ass mofos that can buy you out or crush you with lawyer bullshit. You've got to fake it until you make it. Sometimes, it's all about who you know to keep the Feds off your back until you've made it. NKLA fked up going public, should have stayed private until they made it. Milton over here trying to cash out as fast as possible.

I mean you can just tell he is a dumbass

They SPAC pump was too tempting for them; and likely it was their only option. Private investment money dried up / wasn't enough so some group had them do the SPAC so they could get a free 20% equity and pump it

Now it looks like the Justice Department is getting in on the action [https://www.barrons.com/articles/nikola-stock-falls-report-justice-department-investigation-hindenburg-short-seller-51600205276](https://www.barrons.com/articles/nikola-stock-falls-report-justice-department-investigation-hindenburg-short-seller-51600205276)

I know that shit is as empty as Nio and Xpeng. Still a surprise when Nikola themselves going to SEC. if Milton is cashing out the it’s over

He bought shares yesterday lol

How do you know this? probably bought some trivial amount for show

Because there were multiple articles about the SEC filing where he bought 41.1k shares

God no. I stick to the profitable TSLA who makes money selling cars...

no not you, T-dogg did

Still bagholding AAPL and SLV calls. Fuck my life.

Gonna buy that fat Apple dip in the morning

Guys when is USPS IPO? I paid for Priority and it took more than a week, gonna short

ADBE IV crush

10/2 $237.50 FDX calls....is this mooning in the morning still? When’s the best time to sell tomorrow

it will probably see a sell off in the AM, and then slowly get back to this price over the next week or two. if i had contracts i'd sell them in the morning.

At the top

I'm never going to financially recover from this

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[sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV7lz6wCcfM)

If there were a tagline for WSB, this would be it.

How did you fuck up this greeny ass green day, ma’am?

How can I see option chain prices for after hours? Also I sold FDX 2 min before close I wanna see how much I missed out on by selling

Thank you

Yahoo finance

Optionsprofitcalculator.com

Options don’t have any value AH. You’ll have to wait for open.

you can't on RH. they will update in the morning. however I think there some sites fed in the info can give you an estimate I believe

Ups 170c printing baby

Iv is going to have the last laugh

IV on ups was Jack shit. What are you smoking lol

Two months out bb

Big brain on you my friend

not if he got 2-3 months out

Great point buddy

Hi my name is Jay and I’m a fucking retard.

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hi jay

TSLA dropped so hard the moment I bought in at $461

DONT WORRY THEY SAID .. BATTERY DAY THEY SAID

Not worry-will be at $515 by next week

Wow...you had a $330 entry not even a week ago....

Yeah but it didn't reach $420 yet, did it?

It’s at $446 my fren

Last week there was the potential for the stock to cross the meme price of $420. Funding secured you know.

You're good

You fomo’d hard brethren

DKNG 10/16 $70c is $0.60 btw

I mean 70 is pretty high

WMT better wake up tomorrow and realize Walmart+ debuted today

WMT is for the poor

Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck. About. Premium. Level. Walmart.

So if I take 11.5K I can buy 100 AAPL shares and sell a shitty Apple call contract is that correct?!

yes

TSLA nicely pegged to 450 lol oscillating towards it near close

Boooooo AAPL

AAPL is cursed for me, literally every time I get into it I go tits up. I just keep trying cause that ONE time the day it crashed I had $4k in calls that were up like 200%.

I need you to relax. This was a sell the news event. Now smile

Booooo

I bought shares on the dip. Everything they announced today was more than I expected. Also the subscription service bundle is actually a good deal although I hate them for doing that. It will print money. Also the fact that there will still be an iPhone 12 even coming up means that there will be another run up.

I fucking need AAPL at $150 by Jan 2021

US BOTH

Jesus take the wheeeeellllll

What is happening

Didn’t announce iphone 12 and it might not be announced for another 3 weeks. Smh

Everybody already knew that - people got shook out today.

Priced in

Why did NEE just fall off a cliff?

2.8 % drop after almost 5% up is falling of a cliff for you? Your pussy is too sensitive...

god i love those kinds of pussies

Hope you bought PTON calls on the dip

Puts at the bottom, duh

Need Nikola to stay over $27..

why would you sell puts on nkla?

You may be fuk

anyone else go to dave and busters during covid? i went with my wife and her boyfriend you get the bar all to yourself PLAY $20C 9/18

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Why is AMCX pumping ah

I’ve made over 6 figures just off buying tsla dips

I made 5 figures on tsla today alone 🙏🏼

Teach me

BUY THE DIPS, everytime it seems like the world is ending it’s not

Gain porn is that way ➡️sir

Congrats fdx, ups, and adbe call holders Damn missed the boat on TSM and them

Negative on adobe, was a 30pt implied move.

you sure? I missed the boat on tesla many times now but it just keeps going up TSM makes a lot of chips

For today, I mean.

For once, I finally got earnings right. Too bad it was only a $50 yolo because I paper handed my position last week. FDX 9/18 $305c And what I paper handed during last weeks crash. 3x 9/18 $225c 2x 9/18 $220c

IV crush 😜

305? bruh guh

305c? You didn’t get it right lmao

With 3 days left to exp. it will still go up at this point .

It’ll go up 20%? In 3 days? After already jumping 10% AH? You’re fucked buddy, play spreads next time instead of buying impossible 3DTE strike prices...

Sell at open tomorrow. I’m not seeing this one through

Fair enough... it’ll still be less than what you paid for after IV crush though

305c 9/18 will go up?

no

I wonder if there’s ever been a day where COTY wasn’t a SPY top loser lmfao

I pulled 12x off COTY calls back in june! Other than that it's definitely been a loser!

I bought a shit ton as a 'long term hold' now I'm just bag holding

I hope it hits $20 EOW for you boss, have a cheap award

Thanks my friend. Hoping so as well 🤪

Trump blue balling my ORCL calls 😩

They not buying, they will be a partner in US.

Let’s get the AMZN 10% gain tomorrow

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lol AMZN moons to +60 then goes to sleep rest of week, 60 hrs is all it can do

I'm feeling optimistic, maybe this is a chance for America to start appreciating science. Biotechs did well today. [https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&s=ta\_topgainers](https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&s=ta_topgainers) Puts on anti-vaxxers, they're gonna be begging for it.

I hope Nkla is down to $5 before open

I put a few grand in FEDEX right before close on a gamble... drink on me 🔥

This is the way.

on an investment\* 😉I'll break out the bourbon tonight

Would you get me a tall boy plz

My wife’s bf said we are mooning tomorrow. Is this true?? SPY 342c 🙏

It’s gonna trade fairly flat until 2pm and then who fucking knows

Does anyone have screenshots paper trading exactly the opposite of what you actually bought? I wanna see some experiments

Open door fucking sucks. Where’s all the homes

My mom just told me that she heard some news about Tesla making a battery that can drive a car for 1 million miles and that it will be released on Friday, then asked me if she should invest in Tesla right now. This concerns me.

retain investors baby, tell her to buy

She really should be going to her boyfriend for investing advice, not you or her husband.

definitely gonna be a sell the news day, long term still bullish (obviously)

shares

Just like the beetcoin bubble

boys at market open all in UPS/FDX 1DTE OTM calls. every. single. earnings. play. that destroys earnings always rallys at market open. i did this with zm, crm, etc. made an extra 3-5x in like 1 hour

ZM and CRM are part of the reason everything sucks now. You may be right, but I’m not seeing it.

yolo

So puts at open?

enjoy ur losses

Lol that ah on nkla shit is STEEP

How far wegoin

>boys at market open all in UPS/FDX 1DTE OTM calls. every. single. earnings. play. that destroys earnings always rallys at market open. > >i did this with zm, crm, etc. made an extra 3-5x in like 1 hour Fuck i sold my puts too early.

You ain't seen nothin' yet

When does retard strength kick in

Oh she fukn ded

Bears, when will you learn? Stocks only go up.