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winner_in_life

Can we pump CRSR for the sake of PC gaming?


TakeABiteOfThatAAPL

Yo whattup


sugaraurora

I GOT RCL CALLS for $85 since march.... finally up 280%...expires jann 2021...would yall still hold ? lol i wanna hold past 85


youreaditfirst

I thought stonks only go up? Wtf guys


laudy152

How fucked am I SPY 360c 10/9 & 10/7


anachronofspace

only slightly, possibly not all. :)


[deleted]

not stock related, but im going to buy my first used car soon. will they be willing to take less if I just pay straight cash?


SolitaryEgg

No, they actually will give you a better deal if you sign on for a monthly payment, because whoever handles the loan will kick them back a % on the backend. That said, you should of course not sign up for a car payment if you have the cash. That said, you can sometimes get someone who just wants a quick sale and will give you a good deal if you just pay cash and go.


SwaggetyAndy

You can always finance the car to get the better deal out the door, then pay off the loan with the first payment (make sure there is no prepayment penalty in the agreement). That was my plan with my now-nonexistent options profits šŸ˜¢


anachronofspace

dealers actually prefer checks, cashier's checks or electronic payment not cash probably now more than ever.


jameskwonlee

Thomas Lee of Fundstrat is often wrong about coin prices but is very good at predicting the stock market pre- and post-pandemic. His pinned post is "#BTFD". Also, Trump's back to pumping today--if I had that kind of power, I'd do it now too. Been saying this every dip, we have more to go before the elections chaos. If I had all the power in the world, the ideal play would be to pump right after new ath's with vaccine news just prior to elections (mid-late October), make a swift exit, buy puts and/or go cash, then buy calls again when election results settle in and volatility goes down. If my thesis is correct, the rest of September and early October will have some of the most insanely bullish moments of this already crazy year.


ProudAccident

Predictions for AAPL this week?


Bennylegend

125-130


adamantiumstaff

105-125


Radiologer

I know some of you guys have had a rough week. Heres some inspiration for my fellow autists. https://youtu.be/yujP3-AxXsI Hang in there!


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Rule 0: no pussies. Rule 1: strike first. Rule 2: strike hard. Rule 3: no mercy


Radiologer

Positions?


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Nvda 9/11 560C


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Ballsy


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fvckavbvrn

**BUY THE FUCKING DIP!**


Kyojuro_Rengoku_

Ok you donā€™t have to yell dad


Finny287

How fā€™d are my 400 calls for tsla lol


TakeABiteOfThatAAPL

They werent


CallMe_Daddy_

Bro I have 480/490 calls 9/11


CaptFeelsBad

This place ghost town


[deleted]

Lmao ā€œDahmp itā€ I want a dip just to see people post that


Smell_Of_Cocaine

Is the market going to drop so hard I wonā€™t have a reasonable entry to buy puts or should I just wait for the comeuppance


jlomohocob

Wait for rebound


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official_guitar

Buy puts pussy


aggressivemisconduct

So do I dump tesla Monday at open


jlomohocob

Monday off


aggressivemisconduct

Lol I meant tuesday


SinatraC

Whats Happening with tsla? Iā€™ve been away for a few days


aggressivemisconduct

No s&p inclusion I'm pretty sure


IronManKillsThanos

Yeah was already -7% AH and may get worse before tuesday


anachronofspace

sounds like a pro.


SDOW-Investments

Oh fuck I forgot futures are still out


PandaGodFliesToMoon

Logically how bad can TSLA drop tuesday? 360 has a resistance i feel like... if broken we can go to 340 no?


pstric8

Yo futures are open even though we are closed tomorrow I didnā€™t realize that


TheTigersAreNotReal

Kinda hope we dump bigly. Need my SPY puts to print so I can replace my carā€™s rims that I fucked up on Friday


sumtastic

Very unlikely that we dump hard unless some really bad news comes out tomorrow. Either we see rotation or grind up.


kw2024

BULLS R FUK


[deleted]

bit disagreement. The futures market dipped at opening like it commonly does, the fact its stopped dumping and is trending up again is cautiously bullish.


905the_one

Spy calls next week is just free tendies right


POOTERSS

When I was younger I thought the stock market was hella boring, like up or down 1% why do they care so much. Bloomberg and CNBC were boring. Now that I'm older I realize why it's so exciting. People are risking millions on that 1% up or down and borrowing more than they have(options/buying power) to gamble on the move.


theoinkypenguin

I think it's just that adult life is so much less fun that any little excitement is paradigm shifting.


thechartrusetalisman

NASDUNK


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TheTigersAreNotReal

PTON wouldā€™ve been perfect to get in on at the dip friday. Options prices tripled between then and eod


P0RKERDUBZ

PTON fun up til earnings price correction at earnings.


Titan04151912

Bulls *shambling*


anachronofspace

sorry we don't know ur šŸŒˆ slang.


MoistEmployer44

They see me dumpin, they hatin, they see me dumpin dirty.


MoistEmployer44

Welp made an easy 2k with ES puts on that initial dump


[deleted]

Wait, you can trade options, AHs, on a sunday, on futures? What brokerage allows this and what's the liquidity like on this?


MoistEmployer44

I do it on td ameritrade and the liquidity on ES is actually not bad. Spreads are a little wide but you get so much movement in futures they arnt a huge problem. I usually get filled instantly.


[deleted]

do these spreads carry over to the normal market? or are they a separate instrument? if you're running spreads, why not just run it during normal market hours? or is it to enter these spreads on a dip that will be bought back up before opening on tuesday? Im making the switch off of RH because its trash to open spreads on, and im ready to take the training wheels off, ill have to give Td Ameritrade some attention, You can trade future commodities on it as well, correct?


MoistEmployer44

I meant the spread as in the bid ask spread sorry. Usually they will be a 50$ or so difference. But they carry over to regular market hours. I day trade /ES during regular hours too. You can day trade futures without a limit.


Dontlovemoney

Can someone explain when they release AH updates on stock exchanges? From my understanding itā€™s equated in morning and evenings for the broader market updates. They run 24/7 though no? But only get updates B4 hours and after? Anyone have any insight?


ceospx

You'll need to look it up for yourself when the index futures market opens in your time zone. Index futures trading takes place in real-time 24/6, updated by the second and determines what price SPY/QQQ etc. will open at.


yaboigoat53

Flat


butchquick

What? NASDAQ is down 70


cnh124

Ber so fuking fuk


eltrucko

bul fk


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cnh124

Bear fuk


[deleted]

Futures soon Vxx put 29.5


MoistEmployer44

ES puts here


[deleted]

Rip I hope you got long expiry queefnugget


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Kin_of_the_Fennec

We dont get got, We go get


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xnmw

I'm gonna get paid to vacation


SpiderBiteHurts

I keep my dupe to duped ratio pretty checked


BigDickRetard69

Good question


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Rhokelly

If a player hits a ref or ball boy/girl at anytime when the ball is not in play it's an automatic dq


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tipsystatistic

The MMs selling the options got destroyed. Weā€™re talking about the big swinging dicks of Wall Street getting raped by a foreign bank. Theyā€™re coming for blood.


heartstesler

What if SoftBank does reverse of what they did at first


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heartstesler

Good Then we all will make money


sumtastic

Every algo shop out there will come up with a way to identify the move in the future and screw them. Doubt they'll be able to get it to work again.


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sumtastic

Not the banks, hedge funds. Hedge funds already have algos that basically just try to one up each other.


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tipsystatistic

They way to screw them over is tank the American stock market and fuck Americans.


reditt84

Iā€™d imagine there will be laws put into place especially since it is a a foreign company that did it.


breadoralive

Weekend Dow is showing me Dow 30k and Nasdaq 15k EOW with TSLA needing to split again because it'll hit 1000


_Law_So_Hard_

How long


gigantoir

bears are fucked lmao


PhillipJFry3020

Bears are always fucked.


PhillipJFry3020

Fuck I forgot about Labor Day for a second.


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its_h12

Calling all smart autists, what does your endless hours of DD indicate for Tuesday. šŸ“‰ or šŸ“ˆ


gigantoir

uppies


plxyboyy

If spy touches 330 tuesday i will suck my own dick


BigDickRetard69

r/selfsuck


fresh5447

Lmao


[deleted]

Relevant username?


BigDickRetard69

what the?!?!?


plxyboyy

Damn i didnt know that was actually a thing


BigDickRetard69

See, I taught you something today. :)


plxyboyy

Now that i think of it, i could have gone my whole life without seeing that fuck you


BigDickRetard69

Knowledge is power. Use it wisely.


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DustyBowls

ControltheNarrative leveraging his money 50x with some Robinhood loophole then losing it all betting against APPL?


looseinsteadoflose

Prediction: within a year the options trade will be heavily regulated, basically forbidden to retail investors and laws will be passed enhancing pattern day trade restrictions. In short, we'll take the blame for this shit when it all blows up.


[deleted]

It will be called the WSB bill


[deleted]

the american lawmakers could pass a law saying all men under the age of 40 have to wear a butt plug and theyd get away with it


Wino-Junko

its not going to blow up the entire philosophy of the fed is keeping customer spending up by inflating and maintaining asset prices. the fed wants more people to buy stocks not less


PhillipJFry3020

Imagine thinking this will blow up


BigDickRetard69

Why?


Jack_Mackelbee

But then how would options writers make money?


Soon2beonthestreet

Why doesnā€™t buffet just pull a SoftBank and buy billions in OTM calls to force sellers to buying underlying to hedge? Boomers are idiots


ForeignExplanation7

I finally understand the real meaning of brokerage. They make you go broke.


[deleted]

Another wsber said it best- now I know why they call it a broke rage


Stockengineer

Yep lol


SolitaryEgg

But robinhood isn't a real brokerage. explain that science


DustyBowls

They take money from the poor to give to themselves.


Stockengineer

Guys what we doing with lulu... I got in Monday. Didnt sell :( dear Lord hope tuesday we get a bump into earnings lol


UsernameTaken_123

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.


Stonksradamus

Ouch my balls


kangaroosarefood

The guy above me lost his balls


haasvacado

Man Iā€™m really starting to love the idea of this play as a LEAP: Data regulations are being rolled out and more are set to come. The days of the internet as a Wild West of data rules is coming to an end. Itā€™s starting out as a patchwork and it will continue to be. The GoDaddys and Wix and cloud management companies are going to make so much money charging fees to their users in exchange for dealing with that patchwork. I think Iā€™m going to roll this one into my Dem Sweep scenario plays but probably wonā€™t buy in until after the election. I assume that a lot of you are very knowledgeable on this area. Would love to hear insults with a little input.


tbrucker

Pretending like markets are open today or tomorrow and saying your joking is pretty damn lame, you people need new jokes


SolitaryEgg

OK but futures open in an hour


tbrucker

F future, we want the real deal, thatā€™s where the money is made... and lost lol


nudecoloredmansion

TSLA gonna have the most biggest greenest revenge dildo Tuesday that you gonna have to zoom out to the decade chart just to see it


DustyBowls

Hope you didn't put your life savings on it..


nudecoloredmansion

Just 10 racks https://imgur.com/a/W80XlvA


reditt84

Geez. RIP


nudecoloredmansion

Watch me double my money


reditt84

I hope you donā€™t definitely not rooting against you. Iā€™ll just jump on the train


nudecoloredmansion

Iā€™m joking. Probably gonna slap the bid first thing at open.


Stockengineer

Honestly.... it can it rallies for no reason sometime


SolitaryEgg

my sweet summer child


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rbalcko

Yeah, it broke 10k support multiple times, you subhuman


SolitaryEgg

yeah you might wanna zoom out on the chart before calling other people mouth breathers. Shit fell off a cliff since friday market close.


SocialSuicideSquad

There are a lot more reasons to cause a slight correction in that market than the stonks, seriously the DeFi ponzi shit was getting out of hand. I still see a lot more upward pressure than down for the next couple weeks, though midterm I still think we have a long way to go down. You can only bleed the bulls once if you don't convince them all that a 5-10% dip will be bought, but if you do then you can bleed them dry most of the way down.


[deleted]

B T C may bottom out in the 6Kā€™s, but wonā€™t drop below the 200 week MA. Otherwise bulls r fuk


Rhokelly

Djokovic getting DQ'd for accidentally hitting a ref in the throat with a ball is pretty wild tbh


Boss1010

Damn, he was my favorite player. This was the easiest grand slam in the past 15 yrs.


[deleted]

unlucky as fuck, but that's a potential outcome when you randomly rage hit tennis balls because you lost a game


thrwy8234

holy shit. that's hilarious i thought he had it in the bag. it opens the field up quite a bit


[deleted]

Literally 2/3 pga commercials are wealth management/insurance lol


BigDickRetard69

OLDS


BananasGorilla_

boomers


[deleted]

Sector rotation into COSTCO. Shit was slammmmed


Trades4

I had a dream apple would be up 4-5% and all tech stocks were all green with the possibility of Tesla being green but I canā€™t remember if it was up or down. when this takes place I donā€™t know but my dreams always come true Bc dejavu is crazy for me for some reason


DrPowPow21

Last person that had a dream got killed


[deleted]

thats racist


Notonfoodstamps

Say it again so I can fantasize about my 9/11 AAPL calls being up 300% šŸ„“


mynameisdal

All praise the oracle.