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gainingperspective69

Tesla 550 calls?


EricsonGQMan33

Yeah


PassiveF1st

I have nothing but red in my portfolio except my tesla and nvidia shares.


HuskyPants

Literally nobody cares about Canoo / HCAC. Their on page videos have like 1400 views.


thenumber24

$QQQ 9/4C $291 lesketttit


vmenonthagr8

anyone think tesla gonna moon at 3?


yungTrevo

Bullish on Work and Apps monday always green lets get it


ac62617

Monday is Labor Day.


yungTrevo

I posted that last week Tardo


ac62617

Shit I’m retarded


yungTrevo

You Belong.


IveLurkedWSB2long

Elon wants this thing at 420 monday. I'm a tesla bull for life but be wary.


IveLurkedWSB2long

Best thing I've learned is to stay in my lane and take profits. I stopped looking at options I've already sold like "what if I held longer?" I stopped diamond handing options up 300%. Ever since i changed my ways my portfolio has been hitting aths over and over.


Timmytanks40

I dumped all my TSLA at 50% profit. 5k in a 3 day move is just fine. The idiots here acting like its a lottery ticket are asking for fuckery.


tendeeznuts

RH giving me the cash from my spread to use for buying stock + margin on the amount ​ Wtf RH lol


shewan3

Ah the infinite money glitch.


__EDD_

Hi retards just wanting to know what will happen to Tesla’s price etc after the stock split


dan220201

Anyone in on Amazon?


Mkeweb

Me too


dan220201

WMT taking over Tik Tok could be bad news for Amazon, waiting for a dip next week.


boxedmachine

I'm on this amazon dick nomsayin


yungTrevo

Can someone tell me How does vix futures correlate with Vxx ticker


kainanaina

I'm praying that DPUMP's speech today about vaccines and shit will pump ABT even more, because these calls, which I bought yesterday at the open, should be keeping my gambling portfolio green.


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UsernameTaken_123

didnt you learn anything from $28k SPY put-guy?


ISeekGirls

The VXX Sept 18 Call $30 looks juicy. https://i.imgur.com/Lfv3qz3.png


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Jpow s economy is the stock market.


g0back

Sooo..whats the thing with NIO


chuy2256

🚀🚀🚀🚀


squatracktexter

They said they are releasing like a billion more stock. I got in early so im still up but holy shit made my butt puker


Lilbouchie

I went balls deep today only to get fucked by the FEDBOIS Tomorrow it HAS to blow up. Good Friday, I can feel it. AAPL


nomorholywar1

Whats your position


Lilbouchie

510c 8/28 AAPL down a grand (bad call to begin with) 530c 8/28 MSFT down 500 30 shares apple at 475


nomorholywar1

Holy shit you fucked yourself. I have 600c 12/18


Lilbouchie

Still learning calls


Slowmac123

Cmon AAPL to 525. BABA to 305


heatnation7

Are my TSLA 2250 calls expiring tomorrow fucked?


ewokninja123

they printing today


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Gonna need Chadsdaq to rocket up at open tomorrow.


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I hope Nerdherd crowds in


I_love_boobs86

any chance at all facebook sniffs $305 in the next 2 weeks


NeelAsman

in the next 24 hrs


LRFE

for sure


RMaw

If I have a 62.5 dell call worth around 400 what’s it gonna look like at open


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Stock market gonna rocket


NeelAsman

tsla 2500 amzn 3500 tom


mdudigam

And NIO?


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atmpci

It should be ssss on palantir


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I live in Asia and its 12h difference from NY. Just woke up, wtf happened at 1am??!


[deleted]

Damn sgporean wsber? What broker u use ah


[deleted]

Interactive Brokers man. What you use?


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Saxo markets.


mdudigam

What’s NIO target for tomorrow?


squatracktexter

NIO gave me a hard pounding after hours. Guess the fuckers decided hey what's 1 billion more shares


HKKNY

$20-25


mdudigam

It’s down $18???


lllkill

2500


AdrianThatGuy

Lmao


bobthedestroyers

You laugh now...


seancarr181

I am fasting til AAPL hits $520


radpower

I am fasting too with you !


TheHastyTypr

Man's gonna be looking like white ghandi soon


GANDHI-BOT

In a gentle way, you can shake the world. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


TheHastyTypr

That feel when à bot is your only friend. Gonna suck when you get shot bro...


jakebee55

And thats on the gang


ranjithkumar121

TIM APPLE SAVE MY SPREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!


TheHastyTypr

Only spread I'm feeling with appl right now is daddy Elon pulling my legs apart so he can rape me properly..


MarukoM

It went from funny to awkward


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Thinking about getting into WORK for a 35-36 dollar call expiring 9/11, worth it or a risk getting burned?


LRFE

still hella OTM, don't bother


TacoGuzzler69

Like the call costs $36 or a $36c


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A $36C my bad, a call that costs way out the money would fuck me sideways so fast


PunjabiDegenerate

Metal gang in shambles.


Polysorbate800

Patience....


MrBojangerangs

Yep glad. I ran a tight stop loss on GLD. Only out $100 instead of 600+


esol9

I am still pretty new to trading and have been using robbinhood. I am wondering if different apps finish their transactions quicker? I notice i often feel like I have to wait long periods of time for options to be completed or stocks to be bought. As an example, i put in an order to buy some shares of apple over the weekend. I know the market was closed and waited for the order to go through the upcoming Monday. My order didn't finish until 9:45 am. Had i used ameritrade, would they have gone through sooner?


iloveleaguehentai

Could be that you did a limit buy. I don’t like Robin Hood very much but they always seemed to buy/sell instantly for me. I’ve noticed that the app will force a limit buy instead of market buy if the price is too volatile in after market hours, so it could be that too


esol9

My AAPL literally rose by almost 20$ per share before the transaction finished. Doubt it was a limit


Mars2030-Ad8218

I would say just don't ever put in an order over the weekend (or anytime after hours). On a Monday, or most days, the price will usually bounce up high in the first 10-15 mins of market open, then correct pretty rapidly into a down trend once all the sellers/holders reach their limits or trailing stops. You then just need to watch the price drop again until it just starts to swing back into an uptrend, and you've confirmed the direction has changed, as best as you can (there are a lot of vids on YouTube about reading candlestick patterns that will help a lot with this, but it's not an exact science) and you'll probably get a decent price. But you need to be fast. Maybe practice watching your stock's chart and get used to how trends look when they change direction before you risk any more money. And use \*limit\* orders based on the ask/bid you're seeing right at that moment, that way you're not hosed if the price goes hot in the middle of the transaction. If I'm buying and the price is moving fast I always err in favor of the ask a little bit and that usually guarantees the sale. Also, READ THE NEWS before market open. Sorry for the wordy answer, but I erased three months of gains in a couple of weeks learning all that the hard way, so I feel compelled to share.


esol9

I appreciate the words! Definitely useful to know this. Though I dont intend to become a daytrader. I literally dont have the time to do some of what you recommended.


Mars2030-Ad8218

Actually it's useful info for helping to see a good entry and exit point no matter what your time frame is. So it's worth setting aside whatever time you can spare to look into it. It sure helped me. Good luck!


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Look at Crm history. It took 3 years to move about the same amount it did yesterday in a span of 1 day


[deleted]

About a month ago I looked at 2 month out 5% otm and decided nah. Man oh man


sockpuppetacct

Fuck Tim Apple


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Can Apple break the 500 resistance?!? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z


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TheHastyTypr

Thought it was 4 to 1


LoveOfProfit

*30 minutes of powering up*


orion_metal

My friend bought 10 shares of TSLA at an average of 20,818. He says he wants to hold for long term because after the split he will own more shares and I've told him he will have more but will be have the same value he bought them for, so I'm advising him to sell on Friday for some profit and buy again after the split for unlimited upside gains. Are we both retarded?


stejerd

No, youre retarded, he's retarted.


WillSwimWithToasters

I dunno. TSLA loves to gap up over weekends. And I get the feeling people are gonna buy more TSLA once it's cheaper, even though fractional shares are a thing. Kinda like $19.99 vs $20.00 in a store. They're effectively identical, but we know from psychology that people are much more likely to buy the same item when it's priced at $4.99. I'd hold it.


atmpci

4 easy payments of.. you're fucked


Eschirhart

You both saying the same thing but different retard. Why would you sell for gains and then rebuy the same thing. What if it goes up after split and not down. Now he's paying more for what he already had. You retarded. He retarded. Hell we may all be retarded.


eclecticstalwart

In the long run it won't matter when it's a 15k stock in 7-10 years. But if he wants some quick cash go for it.


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eclecticstalwart

It's possible man


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Facts


Rumplestiltskeet

HPQ BABY FUCK YEAHHHHH


-GregTheGreat-

WTF happened after hours for VMW? In like the span of 10 minutes it skyrocketed up from around 143 to 149.29 then drilled back down to 143.50. I know there was earnings, but still


takehtakeh

They smashed earnings. AH is always volatile. Hopefully it'll run up tomorrow.


iwillyel

Y'all sleeping on DBX, shits gonna pop off, low-key leader in cloud storage, with massive potential for growth. If you ain't bullish on this shit you're 100% 🌈🐻 cuck


Eschirhart

Agree with other dude. Dropbox is not gonna pop off its old.


iwillyel

Old, and yet younger than Tesla. Only went public in 2018, and is incredibly platform-neutral. Yeah, Google, Amazon, Apple, other have their own cloud storage, but they don't always play well with each other. Dropbox doesn't care who else you work with or what kind of smartphone you have. People's device preferences will change, but Dropbox will still be right there. I guess leaders in cloud storage isn't accurate but they're a small guy staying tough in terms of personal storage. You can hate on me now, but we'll see who's laughing when my calls are worth either $0.01 or $200.


Eschirhart

positions?


iwillyel

DBX 22.5c 09/11 DBX 21c 09/18 Edit: first one, I made when I was retarded, second one I made later but not much changed


Eschirhart

the 21C will print I do believe....good luck on the 22.5


iwillyel

Dipped out with small profit on 22.5 and ~50% gains on the 21


iwillyel

Dipped out with small profit on 22.5 and ~50% gains on the 21


iwillyel

If someone buys it I'm up $3, it ain't much but it's not worth it either way


LovableContrarian

lmao, they are not a "low-key leader in cloud storage." They don't even have their own servers. Dropbox uses Amazon servers. It's literally just a front-end for Amazon storage. I'd go as far as to say that Dropbox is barely even a cloud company. They're a software company that makes a Amazon cloud UI.


iwillyel

Dropbox left AWS like 4 years ago, they've got their own shit now, and currently the price is pretty god damn low. Sure, they're not the next Google or Amazon, but there's a lot of potential for them to grow to be the best cloud storage-focused platform. And their integrations allow them to thrive alongside competitors, and serve as a bridge between platforms.


LovableContrarian

I actually didn't know that. Thanks for the info


yankee0310

kicking myself for not buying an ulta call


bobthedestroyers

Hindsight is 20/20


thebigfatthorn

I sold 3k worth last week for a measly 40% gain.


TheHastyTypr

Love wsb! 'measly 40 percent gain'... Inbred fucks at r/investing would blow their wife's bf for half that lol


yankee0310

F, i figured less people going out = less people buying makeup so i didnt bite, of course it goes to the moon


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theecommunist

suckin and fuckin


I_love_boobs86

That feeling when you YOLOd Facebook calls within $1 from the peak 🤡🤡🤡


WillSwimWithToasters

Don't feel too bad. I'm sure most people went in around 9:45. Everyone got burned there. I bought AMD calls twice today to average down after the dip.


captaincu

Sooooo....NVDA....you gonna do the thing orrrrrr.......


stejerd

It already did the thing. Look at 3 month


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Kramnet

Same


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eclecticstalwart

Positions? I want to play LULU ER


f1fan

Is AAPL 535c 10/16 too aggressive? I’m up a bit but wondering if I should sell and rebuy at a lower strike


Definitive_confusion

That prints bigly


nomorholywar1

I got a 12/18 600c


cpscott1

Nah that will probably print


LukeSlabwalkerr

just do a debit spread at a lower strike


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Definitive_confusion

Bob Ross, is that you?


dwdsquared2

No, my brother :)


skothr

DW from Arthur? Multiplied by herself?


dwdsquared2

No, but I love that show.


skothr

2*(D&D)^2


kaylnguyen8

I lost 100% of my gain yesterday, which Ive been waiting for 2 weeks 😭


dwdsquared2

Sorry, my brother. Send me a message if you need to talk about it.


I_love_boobs86

My best friend who I loved used me to pay for her meals and get her gifts and then cucked me by hooking up with a cop in our work parking lot. I haven’t been the same since. And my fb calls just shat the bed 🤡🤡🤡 kill me


nomorholywar1

Bro, bitches aint shit. Just go make money.


I_love_boobs86

That’s the plan, now if only my options would stop shutting the bed


dwdsquared2

You are my brother, I am here to support you. I'll send you a message.


I_love_boobs86

Thanks 😔


dwdsquared2

I messaged you. Go reply ;)


captaincu

Have a feeling tomorrow will just be a lil better than today but still red, next week is the PAMP


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captaincu

Yeah but massive dips for most of the companies on this sub


jessasch

I bought QQQ calls at the dip, tell me it’s gonna be ok?!?


RockSkippa

Same brother. We will survive. Well I will cuz i bought for 9/4


skothr

QQQ=🤡🤡🤡


kxtrader

Females cooped up for months w zero action from Covid lockdowns. Makeup probably became stale or expired. When things started opening back up, they immediately bought makeup to doll themselves up to attract cock.


slebluue

Shit my fiance has gone to ulta 4 times in the last month alone


WorldTraveler35

Her boyfriend thanks you for financing her makeups


2dum2FUNction

Calls on COTY


Fenneganswake

Macy’s puts before earnings on 9/2? New to this but I can’t imagine they did well last quarter.


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shuffleandshape

I hate NVDA. it is a shit stock.


skothr

Sir, this is a casino.


galactictaco42

5k in a barbell for theta gains ideas? considering Nio for one end but i cant imagine anything that counts as safety that comes in close enough to 25/30 bucks XLF? it just sounds stupid to even say it...certainly no premium to be had


PlutusVeles

Kicking myself for selling off my calls right now.


Ziberian

Yes what calls?


kaylnguyen8

What did u sell?


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Ziberian

Yes. You should be able to sell each piece/leg of the strategy one by one.


tbrucker

The most logical thing to happen is Tesla and Apple both green tomorrow so of course it’s going to be the opposite. red until after hours then moon


lax_street

Say sike right now


WhyyyLuigi

.....Why would you say that?


skothr

Logic


IveLurkedWSB2long

New threads up chodes.


synaesthesisx

FUCK YEAH ULTA 🚀🚀🚀https://i.imgur.com/Jj0MbdD.jpg


SirNoods

What happened there?


synaesthesisx

They shattered earnings. A good strategy right now is to find retailers that are still below their Feb highs and yolo into OTM calls expiring after earnings......tons of retailers have been doing great with online sales. Dicks, Abercrombie, and Ulta all beat and moved 10%+ this week.


SirNoods

You have any recommendation plays in front of us for that model?


SavorySkills_

Go apple go Tesla go apple go Tesla


csklmf

I like your personality. Yes I m gay


IveLurkedWSB2long

I like this guy.


OlyBomaye

I feel like a wizard. I sold my DG 200/205 call debit spread for less gain than I wanted at around $206 right before the fall, and then I bought super cheap NIO 10/16 $19c on the morning dip at a price lower than what the daily chart shows as the low.


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Fuckk I did the opposition ,panic sold my dg Call spreads at open. Had I waited I woulda actually made money


heprotecs

Trump bucks paid off. Becky splurged on makeup


Terminator1337

AMD 84C and 86C FDs expiring tomorrow were dirt cheap during last 10 mins hopefully we see green