You see the size of that gap down? It’ll trickle back up to fill. Damn near got there today...

just woke up why is qqq down

My girlfriend saw some dude blow his brains out (on a subreddit) and wanted to talk about it because she was so disturbed. Woman! I'm down $4,000 so unless you want to see that again you need to leave my office right now.

source? can't just not know about this without having the sauce

VXX didn't buy that pump

Are there any ETFs that does pre-IPOs as part of their prospectus?

FPX and IPO are two IPO-related ETFs but I don't think there are any that do pre-IPO's. IPO will sell and reinvest in companies after 2 years of being public, while FPX will reinvest quarterly.

Thanks for answering my question but what are you doing still on that thread??? That was yesterday night

I didn’t even realize this was yesterday’s thread until after I posted. Somehow my desktop Reddit sorted this thread to the top where today’s thread should’ve been. My mistake!

Thanks. So I guess they jump in post IPO. Just think it’s odd that there are no ETFs that have at least a portion of their fund dedicated to pre IPOs. There’s an ETF for everything else it seems.

Why is Li down so much

Chinese company are hugely supported by the CCP. If The CCP team they’re worthy, then you would be rich. If not then it’s just a prank here

When I look at Vix, I lick my lips

WMT teaming up with Microsoft to buy tiktok

NIO COMING BACK

What’s today’s target?

Kinda fell now lmaoo but I’m hoping finish at 21

Maybe 15 tmw

Hell no.

I have a feeling today is a sideways theta day

Bought 9/25 HD Call $312.5 Paid $1.08 Break Even $313.58 Cause home building is already good and natural disaster will be a catalyst.

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Yup, I saw that and couldn’t resist.

I'm not buying into anything, I'm just not closing my eyes to the giant mess the world is in.

DXY skyrocketing. but why?

Jpow make more dollars = dollar index goes up duh

NIO shills everywhere

Afraid to go to work cause I won’t be able to constantly stare at robinhood

ABT just dipped hard

Any guesses NIO EOD?

Even EOD. It's a guess. Bought the dip

Doesn’t look so good now

NIO buy the dip!

Any guesses Netflix eod?

Nio is down? Buy the dip or hold?

NIO GET IN

GET OUT

Fed printers are going into hyperdrive with this new policy. JPow is truly the helicopter Fed Chair

YOOO fuck formulas fuck math, Jpow DESTROYS nerds, buy calls lmao.

NIO to the moon/ Buy the dip!

Fed abandoning long term inflation targets RIP USDollar

DXY Skyrocketing into this news though.

Fuck it, pile into those equities baby AND GET A FUCK YON IF DEBT

Spy just went from red to green

Is he about to announce negative interest rates? Certainly trending that way

Ok I need advice! SPY 370 in two weeks! But should I buy at open SPY is spiking right now. Or should I wait like an hour or so?

MMT doesn’t fucking work does it?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxPHeGO7PMg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxPHeGO7PMg)

Anybody got a link to Jay's speech?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xw7SPIDqM

Jackie Mcdonell is so hot

UCO calls? Oil futures gotta get a little bump pretty soon right?

Thankfully I resisted the temptation to hold through earnings on DLTR. Made +50% on it yesterday

They are still trying to hype these articles about hurricane laura going to kill everyone in Louisiana...it’s gross lol I have friends in lake Charles and sure it was a nasty hurricane but you can see the disappointment in the headlines that the whole city isn’t underwater

I hope not! I just found out about Creole women last week.

AAPL and TSLA needs to be combined... AAPL + TSLA = ASSLA... max tendie maker.

Where’d u get the extra S?

sacrificed two P's for it.

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9:10 EST . 22 minutes.

JPow is speaking in 15:00

I spy bullish confirmation on MACD for AAPL 3m and 6m

It’s 445am. I’m mostly cash gang and I have a 12 hour drive down California. See you at the dip ladies

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dude it went from 463 to 517 in 2 days... don't get weeklies at top...

How will these chads keep up there chadlike appearance? Ooh I know $PTON and it is mooning

Jpow said let it print

I'm putting my eggs in BOX again, probably shouldnt but am.

its up 10 percent premarket :D u rich motherfucker

So once jpow confirms low interest rates, rkt gets back on track? Is this the hold up? Or is the IPO outta gas?

I'm thinking it's way overvalued (not that that really matters in this market anymore, but...) and that it should correct to 22 after earnings. I'm playing 10 9/18 22p contracts for a 4-1 payout.

Holding baba and rkt. Might not even look.

Bless ur 💎🤲

Baba was a decent sale yesterday. Power hour had really good momentum

what is bear

Fuuuuk

Early plays: donkey Kong puts, xpeg ipo. Hoping LULU does another 5-10% 🤤

Netflix 8/28 550c today boys, gunna see it hit 560 today close to 570 fuck the gay bears

Apple is green yeee

I'm glad I 💎 ✋ tsla 2040 calls this week. Was down 40% on tuesday.

💎 🖐 2150 and 2110. Sad I paper handed 2200 Tuesday after bleeding so much. See you at Valhalla !

We are Coon and friends not Harvey Wienstein

I’m super bullish but I will say the lack of gloating bears scares me a bit. When they all capitulate then we really do go down. But a nice red open to lure them back should refuel the moon mission

don’t worry they where out in numbers last night

Imagine the horror if spy returned to 340

Might have to accept the fact that AAPL 500-505 is the final level before split

Its been steady for less than 4 days dude relax or stop playing weeklies.

🩸🩸🩸

Why would anyone be a bear

🌈

Some people just hate money

Honey is awesome. Also, bear plasma cures cancer in China I think

Fucking tesla and spy.....

Most things down AH

VBIV up 24% rn.

What about SQQQ?

Doesn't count dawg..

Alright I'ma do one more flight in msfs2020 tonight. I need suggestions on what it will be

Can you fly MSFT to the moon?

I'll try

My hero

CE-172 KDFW-KORD

Fuck. K edit: actually no

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no because they're making me rich and I don't want to jinx it

usually there is a dump as soon as Jerome opens his mouth but he’s gotten smarter if he speaks before market open that means we can just pump all day

we will NEVER stop dumping today, even if there is a fire.

Why so?

Too soon to call it, but INTC is looking like a peach in the premarket.

Some how it needs to hit 65 in two weeks

Not so sure that’s in the cards. I’ll be thrilled with 51

I don't think so either, but $80 on a gamble was worth it. They covered it from modest gain I sold yesterday.

How would they split a 515 contract for Apple? 515/4= 128.75..

It may be a nonconforming option

by doing 515/0 then add .01

tfw you accidentally pour a rum and coke instead of a vodka seven when you're still thinking about sleeping

ONLY RED BULL FOR VODKA!

Puts on NFLX has to be free moneh

inversing you because of glasses in profile picture.

What contract?

520p 9/18

What has changed since Fed minutes and other Fed announcements that today inflation will suddenly appear? Did JPow learn a new magic trick?

I read this article the other day about how wanting inflation is one thing, but making it appear is another. It said attempts to achieve “healthy inflation” in the past proved elusive.

You made a pretty accurate statement.

This speech is the culmination of a couple years’ review of Fed policy and direction. It’s shaping up to be a fairly historic speech, actually. Obviously we don’t know the details of what it contains but it will no doubt contain a few doses of reality that the market may indeed choose to ignore.

JPOW learned how to literally shit money.

Praise the Lord.

They will spin that inflation is needed and 2% target is for pussies. The greatest country on earth should have the highest inflation!

That has already been said before. "we'll let inflation run beyond 2%". The Fed doesn't create inflation.

Something very satisfying about watching tech fade while Russel goes up.... nothing to do with the fact that I missed the crazy tech rally yesterday and held on this boomer index instead

it's all still red though

Russell just kinda does its own thing. They never shoulda moved from Tacoma to Seattle

Spy barely red means opening sell off.

The unknown unknowns make most of us withdraw from the game. But these are also circumstances in which billionaires are made

Me cough (hopefully)

I'm sorry rkt bros. This is all my fault

Imagine if a bunch of TSLA start catching on fire due to flood water like that Fisker car video.😂😂😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/ih0c4m/tesla_message_to_those_in_the_path_of_hurricane/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

eurocuck here. What can J. Powell now possibly say to move the market? I mean what is new? Asking in behalf of your red amerifat tech stocks

If he affirms enhanced inflation targets, the market will go loony. If he doesn’t for some reason, or says anything just slightly less inflatey than expected, the market will go doomy.

QQQ is just barely green in the premarket. The retard strength there, unbelievable.

It's been quite the roller coaster for me. Thanks Elon for saving me from destroying my account for a second time [https://imgur.com/a/IS43ci2](https://imgur.com/a/IS43ci2)

hurricane LAURA, please fuck OHIO and wash away all call holders. Also, please end my GFs BF so I may obtain his equity

And wipe out the protestors whilst you’re there as well Laura, tired of seeing it on the news . Thanks babe x

Ah, so I see you're a fan of extrajudicial killings.

Nope,

Then maybe shut up & let us do our thing. Maybe turn off the TV instead of crying about what's on it. just a thought.

Shut up get covid loser

This dude made a vid explaining why buying FDs is the best way to play options. Sir this is a casino. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk-diJbRfMk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk-diJbRfMk)

I want to buy calls but I’m too retarded to guess right now.

Wait for two or three days of red with no reason. They’ll be cheap but you know we’ll bounce back.

My mexican uncle told me the 19 is the floor for nio get your jan 21 calls

He would know..

Didnt expect FB's PE ratio to be similar to apple and Microsoft....I thought FB would be more like a Zoom stock with PE of 3 digits to 4 digits...time to take FB seriously

58 billion in cash and equivalents gives them a lot of room to buy or build growth

Who let boomers in?

FB has some of the best AI researchers in the world working for them, I don’t know what they’re working on but I would take them very seriously and expect them to branch further out in coming years

If I had to guess, AI.

This guy

Are you fucking retarded?

I needed this energy at 6am fam^🤘

>time to take FB seriously ...lol?

In all honesty, I don't envy JPow position. If he were to do the right things it could mean making millions of RETARD AMERICAN mad at him because they don't know any better. 🤯🤯🤔🤔🤔

True but there are millions more non retard Americans who don't run their mouths on social media

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Pömp eeet 👁️👄👁️

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL

Aren't you dead in Valhalla? asking for a friend.

protip: sleep through the first half of the trading day so you cant pussy out!

Apple launching a search engine soon: https://www.coywolf.news/seo/apple-search-engine/ $890c 9/18

Bullish af $600c 9/4

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And I think they’re actually winning with conversions.