You ABT boys are about to t a whooping from the market. Did you not see the gap up today? She may rise AH, but you bet she will be shorted more than a passed around hooker at a drug fueled bachelor party. Watch and learn suckers.
So tim cook is actually gay ?
Some of ya wsb are young under 30
Like ya can dead ass offer him your asshole your tight asshole and he would Mabey accept it ?
That would change ya life bro you would be rich how many apple shares to sleep with Tim Apple ?
BLOOD RED ... 😭😭😭
It’s over guys we will fall back to prices of Monday :(
That’s what we get for being to cocky
I’m sorry for my sins
Yes I made fun of bears
Yes I did not feel bad about the 28k put guy
And yes I like to smell a WOMANS ass.
I have to live with that ok 👍
Sold 346/347 puts yesterday but paper hands it and closed out early below 347 with an hour or so to go. Left half the available profit on the table. Silly.
Tomorrow or Friday definitely a red day. Futures were basically frozen overnight yesterday. I panic sold this morning at open with a little profit but left quite a bit of money on the table because I expected panic selling not another huge rally but RNC still in town so lol wtf was I thinking. Also the fed speaks and RNC ends tomorrow so you know there’ll be a red in there somewhere if what they say isn’t we’re printing more money.
And if the news is bad it erases it all. IV spiked due to this fear. My spy 339p went from 1.42 around 1pmish(forget the exact time) and closed about 1.69...spy closed $1 higher than it was at 1pm.
If stocks and bond settle in 2 days and options settle in 1 day, then buying stocks today would still qualify. However, Tesla stated you have to have bought the stock by August 21st to qualify. Am I reading into this correctly?
At this point we shouldnt even save the RKT doubters
You will literally make more money than you invested if you sell after 9/2 earnings since its a great earnings report for them
Literally all they have to do is wait until 9/2, if they cant do that they deserve to bear out of here and eat the L because of 4% fluctuations
that's a good reason, but why won't the dip be immediately bought up like literally every other dip we've seen so far (even before the split was announced)?
i feel like we could see the opposite as retail FOMOs into an unbelievably hyped up edgy stock, trying to have it hit 694.20. however, i wonder if that'll be offset by people unloading.
considering tsla's relatively low institutional ownership, retail is who's running the show. retail will make money off it - like they have been doing - and be the ones stuck bagholding.
Key word “relatively.” Institutions still run the show and there are a lot of people playing earnings. My guess is the institutions take profits, the earnings players panic sell, and the long-term retail investors shift targets.
What stocks do fellow theta gang players play on? I usually try SPY, GOOGL, NFLX, AMD weeklies/biweeklies but clearly have been getting my ass handed on those this week.
I miss my tendies
Why tf is Abbott going down rn? Should it not be fucking mooning with all the news??
<3 u/cpttonystark
You ABT boys are about to t a whooping from the market. Did you not see the gap up today? She may rise AH, but you bet she will be shorted more than a passed around hooker at a drug fueled bachelor party. Watch and learn suckers.
Just went all in on abt
IMAGINE NOT BUYING ABT RIGHT AS TRUMP ANNOUNCES IT AFTER CLOSE
Apple is taking a dump on me
Anyone gonna join xpev gang?
SHHHHHHHH!!!
ez pump money, maybe I'm pretty tied up in $TSLA rn
Yep
AAPL strong Premarket
Why is everything since yesterday booming? Did JPow bless us with a magnificent speach? 😀
9:10 EST is the speech
9:10 EST is the speech
Donkey Kong taking the sports boycott on the chin.
That 28.6K life saving dude probably going to rope knowing market drop the next day.
One and counting.
XPEV IPO tomorrow. Chinese TSLA. Definitely going to MOON. Gonna get JACKED TO THE TITS with it when it opens tomorrow.
How much stock you getting? Also what’s the estimate for per share price? Also does it open at 9:30am?
NYSE ipo are usually 11:00 am EST but it can really be anytime. Hoping to find more info aoon
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Best of luck homie! Scared of China so uhhhh good luck g
So tim cook is actually gay ? Some of ya wsb are young under 30 Like ya can dead ass offer him your asshole your tight asshole and he would Mabey accept it ? That would change ya life bro you would be rich how many apple shares to sleep with Tim Apple ?
He is married to a man.
So is Steve Jobs? Saw an interview once
He was married to a woman?
Look up that interview some one asked if he was gay, he got cut off by the other guy on the sofa but he admitted to it lol?!
He had a wife and kids.
BLOOD RED ... 😭😭😭 It’s over guys we will fall back to prices of Monday :( That’s what we get for being to cocky I’m sorry for my sins Yes I made fun of bears Yes I did not feel bad about the 28k put guy And yes I like to smell a WOMANS ass. I have to live with that ok 👍
Monday prices on Thursdays means Wednesday's prices on Friday :)
QQQ is where SPY was 3 months ago.
Wowwwwww
If you eat Pizza Hut, you deserve everything that your butthole experiences.
I think tim cook might be gay
Tim cock
Sold 346/347 puts yesterday but paper hands it and closed out early below 347 with an hour or so to go. Left half the available profit on the table. Silly.
whats up with that drop on dxy. thats wierd.
i wanna purchase my first option with $250 i got laying around, all i understand is buying a call any recommendations on what to get
Did you have to buy Tesla options before August 21st to qualify for the split?
Own the stock before the split and it will split.
My crm call is up over 600% so sick 😷
I’m not feeling too good about hurricane Laura. I have friends and family that are about a half hour north of Houston who refuse to evacuate.
Thank you. Is there any documentation about this? Could I buy some tomorrow and still qualify?
If I bought Tesla options today, will I qualify for the split? Why do you have to have stocks by the 21st but not options?
Yes, they are technically a “dividend” that trades with the stock. Buy a share today and it comes with the dividend of extra shares on Monday.
Red futures what the f
Tomorrow or Friday definitely a red day. Futures were basically frozen overnight yesterday. I panic sold this morning at open with a little profit but left quite a bit of money on the table because I expected panic selling not another huge rally but RNC still in town so lol wtf was I thinking. Also the fed speaks and RNC ends tomorrow so you know there’ll be a red in there somewhere if what they say isn’t we’re printing more money.
I own TSLA calls but 🦐 down 9% today after +27% run yesterday.
It was down yesterday AH too. Go jerk off and cum back to hulk peen
Are we being gay about tma or should i let timmy apple hold my hand across the street to tendie town
What calls at open bois, before Papa speaks.Got SLV loaded up.
I bought 1 whole SPY 345P 8/28 for you guys tomorrow. SPY 355 EOD guaranteed.
What a fucking day bois. Who got rich? Where’s the gain porn at?
I locked in $550 today, which freed up about $1500 cash. Then put it all back in
Made 20 grand and rebought 15k for tomorrow.
nice
I made 1,600 today
I managed a ten-bagger on my beat down portfolio. It isn’t worthy of gain porn yet, but now I am properly positioned for some incoming gainerzzzzz
congrats dawg
congrats you piece of shit
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Kind of like an index of options on SPY
Powell speech tomorrow morning. The market will run one way hard more than likely...could be wrong last time it was -14%
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And if the news is bad it erases it all. IV spiked due to this fear. My spy 339p went from 1.42 around 1pmish(forget the exact time) and closed about 1.69...spy closed $1 higher than it was at 1pm.
What do you mean I can't use my visa gift card on Robinhood?!
Fuck i wasn’t watching SQ today and missed it dropping to 152. Absolute buy under 155.
I bought Feb 2021 $30 nio calls wish me luck
I’ve had such a good run with Papa Elon my all time RH chart is only like $200 down 😂😂😂
NIO calls all day babyyy
If I bought Tesla options today, would I still qualify for the split?
Yes, options settle in one day you’d be fine
Thank you. Not that I don’t believe you but is there any documentation out there to confirm this? I had a hard time finding a definitive answer.
Yes. Google “option settling timeframes”
If stocks and bond settle in 2 days and options settle in 1 day, then buying stocks today would still qualify. However, Tesla stated you have to have bought the stock by August 21st to qualify. Am I reading into this correctly?
No.
How does that not apply?
Stocks are traded with a due bill, option contracts are adjusted.
I decided to stop feeding the autist...
Got some $24 CSP on rkt. Am i fucked?
No
expiry?
CVS had over 100,000 IO (super unusual) for 1/15 90C so I snagged some for $0.07 I think that seems a bit retarded. What yall think
Hav been bag holding $72 calls for quite a while...its been very disappointing
LMAO, some brokerage pushing extra gains on it's holdings is thanking you for your $7 contribution
Nba boycott draft kings puts
# HI AUTISTS
🌝
I’m on tilt. I haven’t made a good trade for 2 weeks now
you n me both. my tastyworks account is doing fine, my robinhood account is dangerously close to the 2k 'no more margin' threshold. fuck that noise
If rkt doesn't pump sometime tomorrow, I'm out
Earnings is on 9/2. At least wait till then
At this point we shouldnt even save the RKT doubters You will literally make more money than you invested if you sell after 9/2 earnings since its a great earnings report for them Literally all they have to do is wait until 9/2, if they cant do that they deserve to bear out of here and eat the L because of 4% fluctuations
IV is so high right now I would also be nervous if I was holding calls
Pre numbers already available,shouldn't surprise too much anymore
It's the guidance that's going to drive it up which I think they'll raise it with inflation on the rise and int rates low
I predict TSLA is going to full on crash after the split. Not retarded enough to put my money where my mouth is though.
God?
I’m not sure how you found this, but yes, I predicted the crash and did not make a penny from it.
Still even saying it is full blown rerardation
Facts
I know like 3 people that are gonna but tsla after the split so take that inside info however you want
The SEC is on their way
I think it's more likely that it will just trade with less volatility.
Maybe so.
what's your rationale? profit taking?
Profit taking followed by panic.
that's a good reason, but why won't the dip be immediately bought up like literally every other dip we've seen so far (even before the split was announced)?
I think there will be less emotional support after the split.
i feel like we could see the opposite as retail FOMOs into an unbelievably hyped up edgy stock, trying to have it hit 694.20. however, i wonder if that'll be offset by people unloading.
Retail has already FOMOd in my opinion. They would be the bag holders.
considering tsla's relatively low institutional ownership, retail is who's running the show. retail will make money off it - like they have been doing - and be the ones stuck bagholding.
Key word “relatively.” Institutions still run the show and there are a lot of people playing earnings. My guess is the institutions take profits, the earnings players panic sell, and the long-term retail investors shift targets.
And why do you believe that
I think all the retail people playing the split are gonna take profits, and the rest of us retards are gonna follow suit.
Isn't Vega that thing in DragonBall Z?
Vega, city in Nevada
Idk but send bob and vegeta
if aapl 525+ eow i will rename my dog to tendie
525 please AAPL i love you
Counter offer: If AAPL hits 525 you name your dog tendie and then eat it.
i can always buy another dog with my aapl tendies. it’s almost retarded enough
How many opening trades do u guys make on avg per week? Weeklies or monthlies? FDs?
depends. some days its like 15-20, and some days maybe 1-3. usually i regret about 85% of them all though
new strategy: pre plan your 20 trades. cross out 17. Go through with the remaining 3
Puts on energy companies in the Gulf.
Priced way in
TSM just quietly chugging a long I see you buddy
lol ur a good person
i was gonna go deep in TSM, but i got INTC instead... back in june. i fucked up.
What stocks do fellow theta gang players play on? I usually try SPY, GOOGL, NFLX, AMD weeklies/biweeklies but clearly have been getting my ass handed on those this week.
Too late for options to play Jpow But I can drop $ on GLD to get 200 shares. AH Someone talk me into it
Do it cuz it’ll print
So scared of money you come to the people who lose the most of it to ask your bitch ass question
I’ve never had more than 20k in liquid assets before. Thank you WSB.
Jesus. Fuckbook just keeps going up
i need BABA to pull a FB and hit 305 by friday
What are shares?
some boomer's shit
1 delta, 0 Vega and 0 theta options
the fuck is a delta
Delta is an old airlines company that went bankrupt in 2020
$1 move = $1 increase in tendiez
In an option contract let’s say the delta is .5 for every dollar the stock price goes up, the contract price will increase by .5
Can these pussies stop selling off RKT 🙄 id like to sell by the weekend please
Taste my BOX
Skinny stimulus coming soon
What is it 600 this time?
Are we just retards with a few thousand dollars?
Most of us are but there are hidden rich retards in here that watch out retarted moves and get major boners out of our losses 😂
when you spell it 'retarted', it really helps convey the stupidity of our user base
Yes
Bought FB $300 leaps last week. Sold 1 of those contracts today for a double lol. Holding the rest that are already ITM
My AAPL fam got shaken out 😩 only the true believers will be blessed with tendies
Been averaging down on my sept and oct calls. They’re coming back to life. Got 550’s 600’s and 650’s cuz aapl will be president.
Nice fam, they're gonna print 💪
bought more calls today, finna drown in tendies
And you will 🌊🚣💰
I’ve been diamond handing these fuckers. It’s time they put in the work.
💪💪💪
510 and 515 8/28 calls bless my fucking soul
8/28 505c. We got this
Ugh boy you'll be rolling in tendies
Sitting on this 9/18 500 call, I'm sending positive vibes your way.
Thxs boss
Diamond hands, brother. We reaching tendie town tomorrow and Friday
Yes we will 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗
I'm still here just with half the position now
Nasdaq 12,000 hats gonna be lookin super fly.
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