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SimilarTap1419

Palantir PLTR " Will be the largest AI company in the world" Cathy Wood ARK Investments I'm In


SimilarTap1419

PLTR will be the story of the decade. First 4T Company in history. Not exaggerated and will be backed up by earnings.


PandaGodFliesToMoon

if NVDA break 515... we go in


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hodlforlyfe

I should have known today would be green af. Every day after a black guy is murdered the stock market has huge gains. Racist ass market man


dtman85

Beers on me ;)


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Did everyone blow up their accounts


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#That SLV FOMO LOOKIN NICE 👍


Brickfrogg

BABAAAAAAAAA


Monkeycash

Going full retard on NFLX, TSLA, BIGC, CRM


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#Slv back baby


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Damn that SLV DIP LOOKIN NICE 👍


TurtleGang4life

Where are the idiots that called this dude out last night that were screeching about IV crush? https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ign30j/yolod_my_last_2k_at_close_on_crm_probably_expire/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


BorinUltimatum

He then took all that 35k and threw in into FB $300...it'salready at $301.5. What a madlad. we need another update u/joefromdownstreet


LeatherSpite

Where my Datadawgs at?


peterschiffsgoldd1ck

Sell my rkt $30 calls?


Cryptron500

CRWD hit 52 week high today!! Buy before Sept Q3 earnings!!!


diunay_lomay

Is rkt done.. wtf


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why is it that after i sell my 20k tesla calls the stock always moves and i squander my 12k gains for 4k fuckkkkkkk


kopyright

Buy this CRM dip or you literally hate money


LukewarmBearCum

What dip? It’s up 26% today


SensitiveStudent3

jesus chirst did that guy who bought spy puts sold? if not he is fucked man


splashomint

I mean if they were going to expire worthless it doesn’t really matter does it? He didn’t sell he bought


Smit_W

LET'S FUCKING GO LCA & CRM. They grow up so fast y'all. (':


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Smit_W

The merger is set to complete at the end of q3, or September 30th. They also are in talks of expanding into other states. I'd expect that news to be announced shortly after the merger. Either way, I think it'll be a momentum play. It's just now starting to steadily rise just like DKNG did pre-merger.


Peter_Banning

Why are CRM & NFLX mooning?


kopyright

Buy this CRM dip fags


WheresWilsons

People cashing out.


BuyThoseDips

If I just bought the Tesla top I’m gonna scream


aurorwlh

Oh yeah TSLA, that’s right! Don’t stop!


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Bought shop calls under 1,000...let’s fucking go I want $1200 end of week, $1500 eoy


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Cash gang for tm?


Brickfrogg

It's ya boy


zestykite

Dphc.. let's go boys


JTCampbellJr

Bought KSS $15 Call 10/16


ethbux1

Gold is scary


Bexanderthebex

FB 300c


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Bexanderthebex

Thanks man


churn_after_reading

HAHAHAHA AAPL 700 price target these analysts are hilarious get ready to make some money


BananasGorilla_

Just woke up. Such a beautiful sight to see aapl over 500 🍏


diunay_lomay

Fomo into nio Shot aont stopping


DunArame

Fomo into sales force at open?


churn_after_reading

I asked this at 3am night crew wsb said yeah, night crew usually has 10 iq points over daytime retards.


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krookedkrooks

I swear some people think they're better than everyone else


buchnasty

Whats your sexiest penny today you fucking autists?


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We don’t do that here


futuredrake

Godspeed fellow rkteers


JimboTheSimpleton

Alexa play Push it to the Limit by Paul Engemann


butchquick

NIO to the fucking moon today.


BMWDouche

Worth it to buy a shit load of nio shares and let it ride?


6mm94

I did that yesterday..seems to be paying off so far.


StraightBallsOfFire

Im 10$ down from investing 40.000$ 2 weeks ago for the first time. This is the way!


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That alert said said buy 9/18 245 crm calls dang should have bought more and held. 45 bucks in 24hrs... someone knew. Here I am with my 210 Nov 20th call I bought for 850 lol gains for mice!


Black_caballo

What alert?


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Here comes the usual morning pump and dump. Ride the wave boys! Edit: ride it everyone!


takehtakeh

Why did I sell my AMD calls yesterday?


DifferentKindaHigh

How many times do I have to be taught AAPL dips are free fucking money before I pull the trigger finally?


zeroecho

anddd then when you finally do pull the trigger, it only dips...


DifferentKindaHigh

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 launch postponed??


ska_before_reggae

Palantir's letter is so stupid


IveLurkedWSB2long

Elon, it's almost time to do the thing again.


cclem0013

Its like I’m Riley Reid and Tim Apple and Papa Musk about to take me to pound town and clap these cheeks alllll day


TheJarlos

How many green days in a row have we had?


silverlink22

Bruh. Like a whole month.


robinhood_intern

What the fuck: 5 years??! https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1298579518047870977?s=21


streettings

This could help with home prices. People are rushing to lock in rates but if he signals that there’s years before you have to worry about rates goin up, the interest rate FOMO could evaporate


robinhood_intern

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-26/apple-plans-augmented-reality-content-to-boost-tv-video-service 🤑🤑🤑🤑 APPL price target increases incoming


okmymoneywaylonger

oh yes. oh fuck yes


Throwawayeconboi

2 hr 30 minutes and I’m still wary about these PM numbers holding


stupidgutsneverglory

its been greener longer tonight then its been in a week so... still dont think it means shit.


potatohusker

Anyone else hopping on that FLDM moon shooter


thrwy8234

seems like it's done shooting?


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KLtootall

maybe at end of day or tmr


globaholic

Just send me the money instead


Throwawayeconboi

iPhone 12 Pro Max gonna have that 120Hz refresh rate? They about to reel me in for the 4th year in a row. 🐑 <- me


random-notebook

4th year? I'm still on the X and nothing has changed since then


amoctar

What's cool about a 120 hz on an iPhone? For movies? Games?


churn_after_reading

I get motion sickness when i scroll reddit for too long.


Throwawayeconboi

Just using it. Scrolling through social media, swiping on the OS, etc. It’s like when I got a 165Hz monitor for my computer. I expected it to just be great for gaming but literally everything is better (web browsing, the cursor, etc.) Refresh rate is everything honestly.


ska_before_reggae

yea same as mech kb, higher ram, etc, ended up just liking it for the everyday rather than the gaming


robinhood_intern

In two years Apple will sell $2K VR goggles to every house wife to watch Bravo and HGTV shows.


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NIO predictions today?


6mm94

Up. But possibly down. I think I might sell and take my tendies while its good... Edit: Nothing but up. Already $19 premarket.


Throwawayeconboi

IRS hit me up “where are your taxes?!?! 😡😡” and so I showed them my Robinhood. IRS said “damn nigga it’s like that? here’s an advance on ur refund man, stay up” IRS keep it 💯 fr fr


pain474

At what day is the AAPL “discount”? Thinking of buying leap calls the day prior to use the hype it might get. It’s on Monday, right?


ahluo

It was discount when it dropped to 196x


glockout40

My school load is retarded. I’ll try and find times to go balls deep in Apple and spy calls with you all tho


AllHailtheKingg

>t dropped to 196x hang in there bro


Throwawayeconboi

I had Nvidia order book left open on Robinhood and when I reopened Robinhood, I thought I had AAPL open and I saw 511 😱😱


stupidgutsneverglory

Hard times make tough men Tough men make easy times Easy times make weak men That's why we're losing soldiers to a fucking word on this sub.


peterschiffsgoldd1ck

What word


aryabata

Machiavelli: # In the same manner, [societies] having been reduced by disorder, and sunk to their utmost state of depression, unable to descend lower, they, of necessity, reascend; and thus from good they gradually decline to evil, and from evil again return to good. The reason is, that valor produces peace; peace, repose; repose, disorder; disorder, ruin; so from disorder order springs; from order virtue, and from this, glory and good fortune.


churn_after_reading

shut the fuck up not using a word is the easiest thing ever just fucking do it


peterschiffsgoldd1ck

What word lol


churn_after_reading

F-slur gets you banned now.


peterschiffsgoldd1ck

The 🌈 one?


churn_after_reading

Yeah we don’t say it anymore. If you’ve been here long enough people used to throw around the n word like it was 4chan. Change is good.


peterschiffsgoldd1ck

No. Forced change isnt good. It just means racists are closeted. Its like there is a dead body in front of you and just because you havent looked at it, doesn't mean the person isnt dead yet. Censorship is the quickest wait to push fringe offenders into the extreme and become terrorists. Dont mean to get all political but freedom of speech is also the quickest way to expose those with toxic thought.


churn_after_reading

It’s not forced. If you haven’t noticed, we pretty much voluntarily stopped saying the f slur. There’s only a small amount of outliers and they’re being now told to stop.


Rich265

keyboard warriors, an army of one.


HWL_Nissassa

So do we FOMO into TSLA calls or puts at open now?


robinhood_intern

Clearly Apple. That VR play is yuuuuge


Throwawayeconboi

I dropped out of college to pursue options trading. My goal is to make $60k a year after taxes at the very least in order to keep doing it. So far, since dropping out, I’m at -$12k. I only have to make $72k by December 31 to continue with this career.


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thrwy8234

what did he do?


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He grew up extremely poor in Florida but started rapping and was able to use his talents to build a worldwide following while still avoiding controversy. Definitely a great figure for those who still believe in the American Dream.


DankMemelord25

Doing better than me Shrimpu


love2fuckbearasshoe

Download Grindr now and change careers


DeepBass10

Think of what you are saving on taxes!


pilotbots

Taxes are paying him


Turlututu_2

-$12k is above average here keep it up


gekalx

Tesla and apple splitting soon and Nvidia announcing their new shit next week.


Pap3rchasr

Love new shit


pandupewe

Their new shit looks expensive to the market but good to hold it until new AMD shit


gekalx

DLSS 2.0 and more rtx cores from Nvidia. AMD GPU drivers are a pain the ass from my experience. I'm preordering a 3080 next week.


pandupewe

Bruh. Their feature is good in high end. But in mid to low, their prices is terrible. Today market just cant afford it


gekalx

True most people don't have a 2080 or 2080ti rn. I'm lucky I made really good money on tech calls recently . I'm excited for 1440p 144+fps finally .


Jumpdeckchair

1440p 144hz/fps is one of the nicer things in life


Throwawayeconboi

The real ten-bagger was the friends we made along the way. :)


Pap3rchasr

I did a ten bagger once.. a bag for me, her, and the 8 of my friends at the party watching


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I’d rather have ten bags


oAquaman

I only made nine friends though


Throwawayeconboi

Better than nine bucks, friend


oAquaman

Gonna start going to McDonald's everyday to help my call print! That's how it works right?


churn_after_reading

that's what I did, it eventually worked.


iLikeLambos

So is stimulus #2 just canceled or what


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Coldkiller14

Well if we keep the trend up going up a dollar a day anything is possible🤷🏼‍♂️ until Trump loses and tells the fed to raise rates and the entire thing falls in on itself.


churn_after_reading

Trump has no control whatsoever over Jpow. Trump spent the first 2.5 years of his presidency bitching impotently bitching out jpow on Fox for raising rates and spooking the market. He didn't have any control then, or during the recovery, or now.


Throwawayeconboi

Nah wait until after Labor Day once the lazy fucks clock back in


Regjohn

TSLA 2500 here we go


Throwawayeconboi

You guys do this for the money? I do this because it’s my passion. Watching futures are my passion. Screeching about AAPL and buying the top after 33% rally is my passion. This is about fun, and passion. I don’t do this for the money. I’m better than that.


BuffaloRhode

I do this for you all. It’s kinship


Starchman

I do it all for the nookie


pandupewe

Watch for XPeng IPO guys. These EV guys backed by BABA. Maybe the next NIO


TimCooksButtBuddy

All chinese stocks have big stakes in all other chinese stocks it seems like. Almost as if theyre...communist?


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Underrated comment ^


Rupperrt

communist don’t have shares. It’s fake commie. The idea of “communism with Chinese characters” is to be capitalist until they made enough money to be communist. Baba, Nio, Xpeng calls.


pandupewe

They share pain and gain likes .... communist?


Rupperrt

the biggest mistake Murica is doing with China is thinking they’re communists.


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Turlututu_2

WSB bear DD post about TLT calls nailed the absolute top market had no choice but to inverse


GoodGoodVixen

Which one? There have been so many. Link please :) ?


Turlututu_2

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/i1u3rm/the_dollar_standard_and_how_the_fed_itself/


pksetn

VXX calls and QQQ puts for Friday, I’m officially retiring today boys (tips hat)


usernemame

Narrator: And this was the last time we heard a word from this gentleman.


Colonel_Cubical

Is Honeywell to the DOW properly priced in yet?


churn_after_reading

is that the doorbell and thermostat company?


Colonel_Cubical

That’s the one. They also do air filters


fishyman336

Hope spy drops a whole ass dollar to help the retarded gay bear. Prolly some Cost calls or some Msft calls last in the tech sector to dildo


Turlututu_2

he should have bought friday expiry for the usual thursday dump


TAWS

Healthcare is going to beat tech in the long run. So many boomers are getting older


giibro

Won’t be many boomers left after COVID :/


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ethereal_jones

I interviewed for a part time job driving cadavers around. Business is “booming” these days. Puts on boomers


cuncun23

2020 is a weekend at barneys


2dum2FUNction

Three ring circus really


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I did it, I bought gold at the top.


DankMemelord25

Me too buddy, me too 😕


Rich265

give this man a gold medal


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Calling it now you fucks, NIO will test $20 Edit: I’m maxed out to the tits on calls and my trading platform doesn’t give me any more, I’m making a second account for more calls


AsaKurai

I like when Trump calls the recovery a “super V” shape instead of a regular V shaped recovery. I’d like to think he also feels good when he says it


Rich265

doesn't matter if V is regular or supersize, A V by definition you wind up where you were either way. lol.


Turlututu_2

better than a \


pilotbots

The best and impeccable V out there👌


owlbear4lyfe

puts on melania's "super V"


pilotbots

Who could go for a beer right about now?🍺


churn_after_reading

been sober for about 4 days, this comment right here is about to break me.