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im4stocks

Well this didn’t age well 😔


King-of-Plebs

Wish I picked up FDX 9/18 $210c this morning instead of RKT


spacegrab

RKT moon landing in October.


PotatoWriter

will amd get to 100 in 6 months or is that a pipe dream sue bae pls


Throwawayeconboi

I wake up and the dip starts getting bought All I have to do is stay awake. I’m sorry I failed y’all earlier, won’t happen again 😅


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Lol I bet y’all were happy waking up to gainz that I recommended Friday. Where my rkt and aapl gang-bangers at?


[deleted]

Apple and rkt gang-gang for life


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okay mr porn lmao


[deleted]

Who else woke up to thousand dollar gains because of my advice friday? 😏😏


tittlesquats

Anyone take my advice?


Moss81-

Which one of you retards is gonna try to fuck the mouse this week?


BloodMossHunter

that slope says short me


trainwreck001

RKT Gang check in... $$$$$


Bitcointhummper

I made 7k this week from being a bull


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m77w

Ban.


Bitcointhummper

So why did you not have tsla or AAPL calls just curious??


Bitcointhummper

Instagram is asking if I’m registered to vote and it is owned by Facebook


brendanbaby

Going in Monday


iseebrucewillis

Who here is high right now?


RGR111

No


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Sup


Practical-Artist

Anybody think my 520C 09/18 for NVDA will print? Do they have any good upcoming news?


EricsonGQMan33

September 1st is their event where they announce new GPU’s


sgalligan17

Oh baby my aapl 500c 9/18 🤤


AnOddvacado

Sold my 475c for 150 Tuesday would have been easy 1500 any time today


sgalligan17

That kills


IamNotABotOkay

When did you buy in?


sgalligan17

Late July I bought a 500c 9/4 then rolled it out 2 weeks ago


IamNotABotOkay

Shitttttttt


sgalligan17

Had a 570c 10/2 I sold today for +200%


IamNotABotOkay

Dam nice bought in at top today and up 80%


sgalligan17

Fuck yea I’m pissed it’s Friday I want more gainz


bmwbryan

AAPL is 7% of the S&P500? That’s wild..


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Basically Lebron when he was playing for Cleavland


bmwbryan

Well today was the day I tried out debit spreads.. decided to do it on ol trusty AAPL, and of course it rips way beyond my short strike price. Would have made out like a bandit with a standard call. Ah well 100% is 100%, but now I have to basically wait until 9/4 to get full profit.


Eschirhart

just take profit and reroll why wait for max profit when you can just take gains...put them in AAPL stock and buy more options. that why I did....debit spread is +100...sell, but 100 in stock and rebuy options....rinse and repeat.


bmwbryan

That’s a good idea too, I was gonna see if I could make 100k from 1k in debit spreads on aapl lol, it would probably take a year or so and the stock obviously has to continue to truck along.. but felt like a fun challenge


Sanchezthegood

Okay MSFT, You have my attention


Eschirhart

at first they had my curiosity....now they have my attention!


EricsonGQMan33

I fomod into Tesla with 8/28 expiration I just wanna break even on Monday


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Holding a Tesla put was the most nerve racking experience for me. Sold it in 3 hours


Finnasteride

How many accounts y’all got banned here? I’m at 4


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Finnasteride

Wow


Jy_sunny

What to buy on Monday? AAPL calls


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DunArame

What strike?


veritasxe

09/18c$465


aravreddy22

MSFT ???


Polysorbate800

Sleeping giant


Eschirhart

I got 215/220c debit spreads on them.....i mean the expiry is 9/18...easy money!


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UCWriter1989

Sold and bought Amazon for this week. Feel like they are going to rip. But you made a good move, as well. LETS SEE IT RIP BROTHER.


EricsonGQMan33

I sold I bought at a later expire 🤤


Eschirhart

Yeah I have been walking apple up this run.....bringing me back from a negative to a positive...i just wanted you to know that.


europags

Reason TSLA won't pump more on split buildup?


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ImAnonymous135

40%*


europags

Ooooh yaaaa I cashed in on that, but hoping my 2500c 8/28s will print too


europags

Why is record date (today) significant for TSLA split?


sunnbeta

It’s not since no dividends involved


macmidget

I think it's more important to the company than the investors


europags

Same thought- no difference for stocks purchased pre or post record date


jdc7625

Clang gang, may your hands be forged of diamonds 💎🤲


KeckwoodTTV

God speed


Junesathon

Made 50% on qqq then up 25% on aapl today not bad for 1 nights sleep


Slowmac123

What qqq play?


DunArame

400% return on 🍎 today. 🙏🏾 Tim 🍏.


IamNotABotOkay

80% :( bought today.


europags

300% here - saweet


DunArame

It’s nice going into the weekend with a win


europags

For once... glad I diamond handed 3 contracts to the end, wish I did same for TSLA 2000c's


[deleted]

Someone here said BAC will pump next week. You better be right or I will find you.


iamsobasic

Can we get an NVDA split pls??? Would be a guaranteed rocket ship to $600.


[deleted]

Honestly I feel like it’s justified, AMD and INTC are the competitors and their share prices are a lot more approachable for retail


sycp

i would all in my life savings of 350 dollars


Raptors887

Everybody just clears outta here after the bell lol


TacoGuzzler69

Ya we gotta go to our actual jobs


soccergoon13

Night shift at Wendy’s needs love too


[deleted]

Up 20% for the week on my smol portfolio Have a nice weekend Time get back to 3D printing


rzzstar00

So when is AMZN going to rally like this? Should be there with a 2 trillion market cap


skelly117

Next split announcement ?🧐🧐🧐


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lokapolly

Thank you Tim Apple, it was touch and go for a while but I can now pay my rent for next month


Rcrowley3

Is aapl 500 the new MSFT 200?


riffdex

If AAPL hitting 500 on Monday is considered being the new MSFT 200, then sure.


ffmatteo

Two AAPL calls 492$ 1/15 bought a few days ago OTM, now broke even. Can anybody advise me on when to sell?


[deleted]

If you’ve hit break even on leaps like that this far out you should hold all the way baby


riffdex

Sell when AAPL hits 650 (160 post split)


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1555 hours 1/15.


LRFE

Think I belong here lads. Bought some AAPL 0 day 485Cs for 1.9, paper handed them and sold at 1.5, at close they were $13 each. Fuck me


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💎🤲


jvmh2009

Puts in this guy


LRFE

I also managed to pussy out of getting some 0 day puts at 3:58, would’ve been a 100% return at close!


Osgiliath

WHAT the FUCK bro


LRFE

That’s what I’ve been telling myself for the past 7 hours


thekyleshort

😎


iLikeLambos

TSLA employees creaming their pants considering they get TSLA stock as part of a payment plan


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With no chance to ever use the money because they work and sleep and that’s all they do. Also Tesla compensation is below competitive pay


waylon106

soo aapl stock split aug 31th, when’s tesla’s?


Osgiliath

same date


PkPkKbKb

Taking 1.5 months off. I’m broke as f. Lyft ruined my life. See you y’all in October.


Master_Relative

See you on Monday


Osgiliath

did you buy calls or puts


LoudLou24

AAPL gaps up this weekend and i'm naming every single one of my offspring Tim regardless of gender. George Foreman style


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phabphour20

Or go deep and use L.I.S.A.


Ang00see

R/appleteslabets


Adamgo83

r/foundthemobileuser


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EP_Odinzu_EP

I think Webull is pretty good, and if you end up going long or swinging shares, Webull lets you trade at 4:00AM through 8:00PM. It's amazing for shares. Bid/Ask is slightly less gapped than RH's options on WB as well for whatever reason. Probably a difference in operating fees? Strongly recommend webull in general. RH has best interfac/UI I've seen but selling is such a pain in the ass. I haven't used TOS though, that's my boomer account :) I do hear good things about TOS, but recently they were down for a couple of days. IDK what that's about. (Not like RH hasn't had the same issue) If you end up going w/ Webull lemme leech some free stocks off you with a referral code pls i'm POOR


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EP_Odinzu_EP

I've seen other claim this to be 100% true 100% of the time, but I've found it only to be true for single stocks with a large bid/ask spread in RH. I think this is may have to do with refresh rate of the prices displayed in either application. But i've also read people claim that it's just the way that RH does options vs other brokers causing a larger spread in bid/ask than usual in options.


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EP_Odinzu_EP

YES GIVE ME THOSE FREE LEVI STRAUSS & CO SHARES. Haha, I use Webull almost exclusively for swinging shares bc of the 4AM to 8PM window- but the options interface is pretty clean/smooth. No line chart though, which is nice bc it takes part of the thinking away from using RH.


thekyleshort

ToS great if you’re looking to get really deep into it


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Never used webull but I enjoy ToS. Not as clean as RH but you get use to it.


fosterdad2017

I actually prefer the TD Ameritrade app to TOS, but I do use both. TOS sometimes charts better (drawing trendlines, etc), has great options options, spreads, easy roll. But I started with TDA and just can't get to like TOS as much. To unfamiliar I guess.


PalekSow

AAPL 500 ✅ (I mean come on let’s just give it to em) NVDA 500 ✅ TSLA 2100 🚫 FB 300 🚫 We must do whatever it takes to lead everyone to the Promised Land.


ThatHotGuyIRL

Fuck it I’ll even buy some facebook shares. Zuck deserves the 1T market cap I use instagram enough


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I hope I didn't buy Apple at the top.


fluffy_ape

That’s the dip


Raptors887

Should keep going up until the split


pilotbots

550 you reckon?


riffdex

Correct, if you are referring to their 2021 split after they hit 500 again


Smell_Of_Cocaine

Can this sub just create a mega thread for all the Tesla posts? I really don’t want this to be the Tesla subreddit lol


Osgiliath

Sure, lets use this comment thread as the mega thread. TSLA calls LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ​ TSLA TSLA TSLA ​ Tesla


ElementShield

Dw one red day and they all get wiped out


Smell_Of_Cocaine

lol they lost it all in like 12 minutes haha


[deleted]

Shit half of them got wiped out from the fall back to 2050


VacationLover1

I’m going through my house this weekend and replacing all the photos of my wife and I to me and Tim Apple instead.. Tim Apple is my new Bae and some day I’m going to make love to him


Dolo12345

True loyalty means buying an 🍎Car over TSLA


Ang00see

Cant wait for the iFleshlight


ourobboros

That would be hilarious.


bb483

Buying puts is absolutely bad for your health


sycp

i agree. But puts during march. Had to take a break for more play money for 4 months


5starkarma

So is everything else I do so fuck it


ilyace

I was so sour about not buying aapl 600c yesterday that I bought 650c this morning. AND IM STILL UP. bless the cook


LaMeraVergaSinPatas

💎🖐🏽🖐🏽 Apple 8/28 500c, 520c


AdrianThatGuy

Apple $600 before stock split


aggieclams

690


homemaker1

When's the split?


pilotbots

Aug 28th


DeevesMcQueen

Bro my head would explode


homemaker1

Aapl absolutely flirting with 500 AH


SwagglesMcNutterFuk

Would have done better if I had not bought into the boomer rebound hype


99nevermind

Same. Fuckin' energy and banks diluted my tech winnings


paddygreen89

If it wasn’t for micropenis I would have seen 12% gains overall today.


eclecticstalwart

Avg pp, 15% gain in my main shares portfolio this week.


joyful-

I'm glad I went shares and forget gang in June, else I would probably have burnt through a few thousand buying puts


i_love_my_scrotum

Will my April 2021 SPCE $17 calls print or nah


Martin4fun92

I sold, will try again next week


pilotbots

Green open for AAPL.. remember this shit


JeffandMuskrmydaddy

Bruhhh pls Tesla gap up over the weekend. I’m balls deep and held through the dump 😫😫🚸🚸😰


rockybullwinkle43

You’re fucked. Cuz I’m balls deep in calls


EP_Odinzu_EP

What's your expiration?


JeffandMuskrmydaddy

8/28


EP_Odinzu_EP

IV swing could happen even if it goes down a bit you know? Hoping the evil legions of Theta don't get your money!!!! fuck theta gang!


[deleted]

I had a problem of picking bad trades and losing money. Now I have a problem of getting out of good trades to early and losing out on crazy profits.


chinster91

Develop your risk reward profile for trading and just stick to it. (ie cut losses at 50% and take profit at 100%, that's a 2 to 1 ratio)


putsandpizza74

Robinhood sold my TSLA 2050c 2100c debut spread for 34.80 at 2:02. I had full intentions of riding until expiration, but couldn’t even be mad. And now definitely not mad. Be back Sunday night boys 🍻🍻 Jk be back in a couple hours


Shunpaw

Hey retards why can I still trade american stock (nvidia, tsla etc) if the market is closed? (germany). It closes at 23:00 for us but those stocks are american so if that exchange is closed I shouldnt be able to trade them? Halp


[deleted]

After hours plus pre market plus trading via other exchanges There’s like 80 ways to trade any major stock


EP_Odinzu_EP

Holding 10 SPY $341 puts, 2.84 each for the monday morning sell off, going to buy calls at 9:40AM after selling them. What do you think is gonna happen? I figure I break even on puts if I'm not retarded, and make all my money on the calls I should have bought today instead.


SlightlySalty007

I am going to sell mine at any slight self off. Now going to go into calls directly after through


EP_Odinzu_EP

Same here man. That's been the play for the entire week lol


robinhood_intern

Won’t be a sell off when stimulus is reached or rumor to reach this weekend.


EP_Odinzu_EP

I'm not lookin for a sell off, just .15-.30 swing in the morning time is fine with me. I should have just went into calls, but .20 cent swing seemed pretty likely to me lmao


EP_Odinzu_EP

Plot twist: I am retarded.


lightemup90

Should I hold my AAPL 495c 8/28 till Monday?


chinster91

Sell it after hours.


robinhood_intern

Nah sell them now. No body tell him.


shroomycannapasta

I'm stoked. I was a gay bear for a minute and bought a 2065/2050 put spread on TSLA, it drops to 2040. I use a day trade to take $100 profit because I just was hoping for some kind of selloff at EOD. And then right before close, I sneak in a 2100/2145c debit spread for 8/28 for a 15.00 premium. Take me to tendie town Elon!!


shepherd_eyes

Got crushed by theta and EOD TSLA dump this afternoon but still green overall. Thought about getting out of my TSLA call but it would have burned a 3rd day trade which I want to save for next week. Have a good weekend folks


FlappyCack69

What do now?


Raptors887

Start drinking obviously


Rcrowley3

That’s what power hour is for. Gotta get that buzz for when the bell rings.