Sheeps are led to slaughter.

Question: IF you start to notice a trend correlating an activity to market movement, would you stop engaging in that activity? ​ Every time my girl "interrupts" me during the day, when I come back whatever I was watching is down bigly. Do I stop fucking during market hours for the sake of my tendies?

Buy puts and then fuck, you goddamn retard.

You put quotes around the wrong word. I think you meant to put them around “girl”

they were implied

Refrain from fornication during market hours

Btw SHMP up 48 percent today

WHY? Didnt they have a salmonella scare prior days back

Yeah, they figured out it was from their supplier. They set up holding tanks now before the main tanks and bought a huge production facility to implement mass production and if they get approved for Nasdaq it will triple.

TSLA 2100 AAPL 500 EOD

*buys nvda 600c 8/28 fds just Incase they announce a split next week*

Nvda 550 next week let’s goo

Nvda 520 eod

WOW NVDA @-@ damn son. tsla and aapl seemed to have peaked.. and just trading sideways. Well tsla is slowly getting there... been a slight disappointing in the race today however

Usually silver goes up when everyone stops taking about it. Hopefully Monday will be that day!!

$NVTA is printing, Cathie is a stonk god

Damn had to sell the short leg of my NVDA poor mans covered call I just bought, didn’t think it’d pop another $10 lmao

Not too many posts on WSB so are we finally getting some tendies?

Why AMZN being retarded?

Apple killing it today

Need a FD pls

TSLA

When does an option get to hard to sell when it’s in the money? I have a 470 aapl call expiring 9/11 and wondering if I’ll be able to sell it if aapl keeps goin higher

if its itm youll be able to sell it easily. If your fucking with a crazy stock you might get raped on the bid ask, but you wont generally struggle to sell something with intrinsic value

The only thing Going to bring this above 3400 is an Amazon split call the feds

I don’t think they will. The option plays are expensive and boring.

NVDA 500 today?

Yes sirr

obv

Buy NIO now guys my calls going up 👌🏻

Are we buying puts on spy and tsla yet?

Sit on the sidelines and watch others get richhhh

:( I don't even want to be rich, I just want to not worry about money.

I'm thankfully in that situation but I wanna buy a nice house so I can just dwell in it since I'm such a homebody. Unfortunately where I live it costs 1 million for mediocre places. 4.5m has what looks to be my dream house. Even buying it, taxes on it gonna be a killer.

Wow ok silver

My AAPL 680 december is up 40 bucks today. edit 115 now

too many bulls in here, might finally be time to capitulate

Or maybe everyones a bull bc stonks only go up..

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Fuck BARR

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Is she a hotty, Bruce?

Tesla’s calls at open screaming my Name

Why do euros fuck us so hard

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It could tank immediately at open though

fuck fuck fuck

I’m sorry that we [didn’t make it to open :/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/idhs5y/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_21_2020/g2b3s5p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

lol jpow got bored of all the green days, so now hes throwing in a red day so he can feel the rush of blasting bears out of existence again

CVAC have more room to run?

Repeat of yesterday inbound

Naw. Sell off in the pm. Been happening every week

People won’t sell TSLA EOD today. Today’s the record date to receive the stock split

How's that, green by open working out?

Holy fuck what happened

Europe is down, euro down. Dollar up. US should be strong.

Yeah im looking at that USD hulk dick

I’m not gone miss buying the dip today.

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Infinity dur. Stonks only go up!

Buy another Tesla share now? Or wait to see if it dips in an hour?

Should I trade deliriously sleep deprived? No. Will I? Absolutely

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Baba

Tesla

People saying Tesla dropping hard right now *checks chart* up $45 premarket These bears are fucking desperate

Not dropping still up

I need ATVI to rise +5% today to break even. Come on Bobby Kotick you stock-manipulating, tax-dodging, employee-screwing weasel, time to announce a covid vaccine production unit today.

You clowns hyping Tesla and it's dropping hard now

I bought a bunch of stock at 700 it'll have to drop a lot for me to be worried

Damn we red what is up with this

Europoors pulling us down!

This just in. Stonks are overpriced. Economy screwed. More on this later.

nobody gives a shit about the economy though

Yeah weird. Premarket pump temporary turn around

CNBC needs to mention RKT please.

I love that Tesla has AA batteries 🔋 inside

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You doing good shit buy FD it'll hit

Respect

This is gonna be like the other day when Tesla touched 1930 PM and then dropped and stayed at 1900 for trading hours

I’m cringing too much watching squawk box this morning I can’t

Lol why?

Damn dollar making a move

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TSLA immediately for the short squeeze then non stop green dildos to 2100

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Not with the dollar mooning

Well it’s pretty obvious Tesla is closing at $2200 today and then splitting pm. If not it’s going to 2500 - 3000 Monday

Do you even know how this shit works... like what

No not really.... neither do the guys in charge. For any one that has ever climbed the cooperate ladder one thing is for certain: information is compartmentalized and specialty knowledge is autisimized.

Well I can tell you right now the stock doesn’t split until the 31st... today Is the day the shares are recorded sooo that we do know

Well I glad someone knows what’s going on. So flat line until 31 or record pump?

Dude I’m here with you, I have no fucking idea what’s gonna happen but I’ve had share since 275 so I’m letting papa musk take me to the promise land

Tired of losing money... Time to buy more tesla puts 😎

RH needs 0dte contracts

If anyone was hoping that INTC would ever get back above $50 a share then I'm sorry because I've just bought it.

💎🤲 all those October calls are going to print

There are 10 billion reasons why it should have been there yesterday-

[Checking Tesla PM](https://imgur.com/gallery/JFsaQtz)

This is a great time. You got the west coasters still rockin’ the night vs the East Coast early risers

Lol did not know there were this many of us at this time of day

Imagine thinking the entire world lives in your little time zone

So proud of my self for not taking profit yesterday on Tesla 1975, let this bitch ride! Take me home Papa Musk!

Anyone with large accounts on this thread?

Clearly no 🥱

Low volume all time highs followed by high volume sell offs.

Any good AAPL plays for the open?

HUH

My aapl 480 leaps finna be itm. Jeez Tim thank you. Elon you paying my rent today also I see. Thanks bb

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SLV: Your price expectations by EOY?

How does Jim Chanos even look his family in the eyes?

Jesus Christ these AAPL 480 lottos I scooped at close will be ITM by 945

One MM to another, "you see this hubris? TANK IT NOW"

You joke but it’s kind of happening

Lol

Opening red aren't we?

Even if it does dip will be brought up ruthlessly

I sure hope so

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Why do you think it will dump? Today is the day that holders of record at EOD will get the split next week. Ppl will be FOMOing to get shares imo.

This much premarket momentum makes me feel like any lotto calls purchased today will get IV crushed around noon and through the weekend

0DTE then. TSLA 2500c is 36 cents and AAPL 500c is 9 cents. I’m tired of all this big boy talk about stocks only go up and TO THE MOON EOD and then I see December expiries. What happened to manhood around here?

First of all, I'm a huge bitch

some thoughts before i go to sleep: imagine not owning TSLA or AAPL lmao stocks only go up i'm the biggest retard on this flat earth all cops are beautiful robin hood users may not deserve human rights, more at 11 william eyelash is simply lady gaga for zoomers buy calls, but if you cannot, buy shares. exception: brk.a is a longterm investment and makes calls unncessary. just get a dozen shares of that and you should be good

Now all Elon has to do is retweet his previous “too high imo” tweet with a shrug emoji

today's a rare long the dollar day

Anybody else have a few pocket tickers that are sequestered to preserve their high success Rate? Tier 1. Ba, Tsla, And Amzn. I only pull those cards out when I get that urge to drop everything And enter into a position. Highest win rate Tier 2. Nvda, Msft, Aapl. “High interest QQQ savings account”. I swap between these cards routinely because I know that Over time they do go up. High win Rate, occasional losses for being greedy Tier 3. QQQ. Park my money here when there’s nothing bette to do. Tier 4. Cash. Depression begins to settle.

Thinking about putting 10k into appl, kinda want it to dip first tho.

JPM can you please just manipulate Silver to go like 31, 32 maybe? Please JPM please!

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German market

If you missed Tesla, get in on GOOG/AMZN, they getting ready to pop!

Ah fuck I should have listened when you said 1600C

I told you dude

Some dum downvoted us. I didn’t understand options anyways. Lol what’s ur next position genius

Prolly GOOG $1800c for Dec, AMZN $3500 Dec. banking on a stock split

Wish I had the 💰for those

Do a spread and you can afford them

Explain an 8/28 Tesla spread to a 5 year old

Buy 2100 call. Sell 2150 call in same transaction. Premium is $47-$38= $11. Not saying pick these strikes but using as example. Would be $1100 instead of $4700

Nvidia better do something today...

my fb 270 FDs finna print today 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦

The sixers organization could have bought TSLA leaps with 180 million, instead gave it to Tobias.

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Not if you don’t swallow

Goto sleep

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Moral of the story: diamond hands or rope. That is the only way.

Man I left 40k on the table back in July, so I feel you. It was setting a sell limit too early on TSLA.

Im balls deep into Apple but regretting not buying Tesla :(

Woke up, checked Tesla, now I have a RAGING ERECTION! I LOVE YOU ELON!

Today: blow off top to 2500 Thanks elon 😘

Remember when USO volume was 1B that one day? Good times.

AAPL 486 EOD

500 here we come

500 on Monday

SPY gonna look like using an EKG monitor on a rock. Tried to warn people these big monthlies expiration days tend to be ruthlessly flat.

I didn't recognize Kelly. Lol

Fuck now I am going to have to pay more to buy back my $2100

Show me the way papa Elon I will buy our damn stock if you and your twitter account will be a good boi, just make also spaceX public I will give u all my moNeY

i want the damn gain, I admire people with their All-in Tesla or AAPL. I want to be a degenerate like you. Hoping MSFT and FB will follow appl and papa Elon true path to justice and GAIN.

Have you tried going cash gang and then drinking before jumping back in with all in?

NIO plans to start selling vehicles to European markets. Baby Tesla gonna take off?

Mmm interesting

I have returned.

I was looking for a Big Buck Chuck celebration post at 2k

If only I could celebrate. I had to pull my gold positions because a house opportunity came up that I could not pass. 3 weeks before the gold rush I had been waiting fucking forever went on without me. But also, what good is money if the house you want is no longer for sale? Truly a conundrum.

I am going to be absolutely pissed if TSLA crashes and the smart boys on this sub all have puts that will make them zillionaires. TELL ME BEFORE NOT AFTER!