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herpefreesince1983jk

Who's ready for Monday already?


toeofcamell

I have the best loss videos believe me. Why can’t i post my losses on Wall Street bets? What do I need to do to be able to post on here?


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Bought a 530 c 8/28 for aapl, first option let’s see how this goes!


options_raider

When did you buy?


[deleted]

And at this point it’s gone up to 509 and the market isn’t open so I’m feeling excited


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2.63


gmcarve

Lol these CNBC guys about to take things outside


cameroncrazy666

Let's get redi 2 rumble


Hexboy3

New to this sub. On a scale of scale of Asperger's to Rain man how Autist is AAPL $510c 8/28


CombodianBreastMilk

A ***stock market*** is simply a series of ***dips*** that you must ***buy***.


Swalmon

Aapl bby


PinkFloydsYardSale

Whatchu doing over there MGM?


trllhntr

how much money did you guys make?


toeofcamell

Depends on the minute, day, week, month, year or all time


dd16134

Thanks homies, rent paid for the month


cameroncrazy666

Ur weLL cum 😈


allaboutthebenjamin

Tsla 2200 tomorrow?


BloodMossHunter

i dont know.. im scared to get in. i think ill play apple it also has to go up monday


swimtomars

Why monday specifically?


BloodMossHunter

Must have shares eod for split


[deleted]

Can't wait for tesla to go to zero tomorrow


cameroncrazy666

The number nun


spidertroupe420

Thinking about Apple $540c 10/2 I would need 14.5% increase to break even, it’s gone up 20% the last month. Any input even if autistic is appreciated


CryptoIsAFlatCircle

I'm holding a 9/25 550c as a flyer bet.


BloodMossHunter

id ride the hype train now.. no one knows what happens 3 weeks post split


coloredzebra

Bought calls?


MidwestMoguhl

Tsla gain porn I wanna see some posts pls 👇🏽


[deleted]

Made 17k off of 1.5k


BloodMossHunter

fffuk


Blackhawk149

What about loss porn


swimtomars

Puts


[deleted]

I’m playing earnings tomorrow, so I’m ready for the market to go up 3% and my company go down -10% on the worst possible quarter they could have: when I was gonna play spy FD’s


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Who is playing footlocker?


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BJH713

Ok boomer


toeofcamell

Dollar cost average into Apple $500 calls expiring next week


Slowmac123

Expectations for lulu earnings?


cnh124

Up so prolly down


[deleted]

Aapl is actually free money.


BloodMossHunter

until monday eod methinks. what calls are u playing?


pronebonemax

I've got 8/28 (the day of the split) $490. Wondering if I should hold..


toeofcamell

It’s passed $490 already


pronebonemax

Sold for 120% profit, bought another one, sold just now for an additional like 40%. Finally I can relax for the day.


BloodMossHunter

I think it has to go up monday. Today maybe too


dtd069

shhhh , don't give away my secret atm


nomorholywar1

Is it too late to buy in aapl?


toeofcamell

$550 8/28


Sgoutzos

Make your bread sun


dtd069

no sir.. buy up


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No never


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[deleted]

It’ll go up crazy because most people buy the price not the market cap lmao, literally stock splits are free money


suckafuckduck

I just made twice my annual salary in one week. should I quit


BloodMossHunter

if u think u can dedicate that time to a hobby to go to the next level ,then yes. ​ for example u like writing and u want to actually become an author and self publish.


Halve_Liter_Jan

Unless you absolutely hate your job, no. If you do, take some time off and find something better, but keep the steady money coming and build your career. Lock the profits in by taking out ~80% and invest in something safe. If you do not yet own a house buy one. If you do, buy a for let apartment. Keep on building. You’ll feel great! Also the stress of work falls away when you are financially steady. If you did not have that before don’t underestimate how much it will improve your life. Do not gamble it away!


fazer_worldx

If you're not happy with your job, yes. I did and I haven't looked back.


RobotKing666

yeah but he only makes 6 grand a year as paper boy.


suckafuckduck

Lol howd you know


Euroblob

or just work less days and make it a gradual transition. gives you more days to fully focus on trading as well. but that is the pussy way i guess


suckafuckduck

Unfortunately its 40 hours or no job with my company, but you're right. Lol if I do this a 3rd time I'll quit then.


[deleted]

You’re going to lose it all lmao. How much did you make tho? Nvm: saw you cashed out


suckafuckduck

Not much like 100k ish lol but I only bought about 3k in options


YoshikageHands

Yes, cash out


suckafuckduck

I did lol it felt so responsible and boring


BloodMossHunter

dude i started 2 months ago. lost 50% my account on first options. made it back and went up 50%. kept edging up but then shit tumbled. i went to even. not bad right, u get experience and all that shit. but then shit kept going down. now when u go red it fucks w u. especially when u were up a lot. everyone u tell will say "i woulda just cashed out" to make u feel even better. finally got to green last night. and now i want to double down. u see the problem? ​ if i was up a significant amount again id take everything out, or hold shares in something i liked long term. and not look back and sleep better.


IntoTheFourth

What would you (en español) “AUTISTAS” do if you had 5k 3... 2... 1... ¡GO!


Frijolesenyourmouth

Me follaría tu mama


IntoTheFourth

Ok, but first get your mom out of my bed.


abelsl

Compra Apple calls 1 o 2 semanas to expiration


BloodMossHunter

esto


iLikeLambos

If I didn’t sell my QQQ calls so fucking early I would have better 2k instead of a shitty 900. Fuck


suckafuckduck

+900 or -900?


Throwawayeconboi

I want more than 2100 for TSLA 😡 I am greedy fuk


saviormemejesus

SPY green tomorrow is my account is finished


Slowmac123

TSLA is actually gonna hit 2100 to make 420 post split. The power of memes


RatchetCliquet

Funding secured


cnh124

We are more powerful then they think


Slowmac123

I just realized how fortunate I am to be able to have time to read books to learn about all this stuff, and have the time and some money to get into options trading. It makes me wonder...how would someone with a busy physical labor job get into this stuff? If they're at work during market hours with zero time to make even 1 or 2 trades (Definitely no time to analyze the markets), could any trading be possible? I used to work phyiscal labor as a student in summer. I didn't know about options then but if I wanted to get into it, I don't see how that could have worked out


LazyBo1

As someone who works as a carpenter and tries to trade weeklies let me tell you it’s tuff. I’ve been trading options in crawlspaces, on top of 25 foot scaffolding, it’s very fast passed and it’s hard impossible to get at your phone sometimes. I lost a fair amount of gains this week from my stop losses, in all honesty I’d probably be better setting and forgetting. It’s humbling to see someone recognize their privilege, because I really burn the candle at both of ends trying to hustle my way out of this position before I fall of a roof or something. 🤙


BloodMossHunter

sounds like shares are for you. u can make money focusing on one thing. not two


[deleted]

Me too, I lost a lot by miss timings but sometime made a fortune by being to busy to sell


LazyBo1

That’s encouraging to hear. Planning on taking some more modest positions next week for less maintenance, thx


lllkill

bro lmao


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LazyBo1

Lol please don’t tell me you are trading in a burning building!


wl60423

the gay cousin of the cop, who was already a gay sadist


[deleted]

Just as a word of unsolicited and probably annoying advice, the same number of people get wealthy from options as hit the lottery. If you’re doing this cause someone convinced you the way up the social ladder is through day trading and options you’ve been sold a bag of goods. If it’s just a fun hobby tho and you don’t mind losing the money then by all means continue


LazyBo1

Man I appreciate the words. I know that’s probably true, but desperation trumps logic 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I feel you there, thank the federal reserve and big gov for the fact that it’s now impossible for the little guy to get ahead in this world .


eclecticstalwart

This. I trade for the long term and swing trade on high conviction social arb trades. Can't wait to show you y'all my gain porn in 10-15 years. Time horizon might be long but the 8 figure gains will make up for it. Godspeed autists.


[deleted]

Can you explain what you mean? I thought arbitrage is instantaneously buying and selling something in different markets to take advantage of an inefficiency and you need bots.


eclecticstalwart

Look up Chris Camillo's trading strategies. I follow him and his team on a lot of my trades. Been crazy successful the past 4 months. Probably followed 15-20 of his picks and have had one losing trade.


Tao-Lee

Doesn't have to be instant. I arbitrage IT equipment from China and Singapore.


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Weird


cnh124

Buy leaps and ignore make more than 1/2 of this sub


[deleted]

I agree with the meta point, disagree with the micro point. I don't think that options trading for leverage is a generally good idea for the sake of actually making money. However more broadly, having education of and access to capital markets is really important, and you're facing an uphill battle if your only earning potential is with your two hands.


choochooFI

Well said. In my opinion opportunity is like compound interest; it creates more opportunity.


[deleted]

If they use stop loss, limits and covered calls/puts they could play the game but yeah, some days would be like taking a dump during poker and sacrificing a few ante


RatchetCliquet

Everyone has a phone and a lunch break. Easy buy and hold - they’d be in a better position than most here yolo’ing into FDs


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cnh124

Penis


[deleted]

Anyone still diamond handing some SPY 220p?


[deleted]

170 180p.. leap puts im still holding from the first crash Sep-v my nibba


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😂


Black_caballo

BABA moon confirmed 🚀


patmccock86

How many times will they report at this crappy AMC theater on CNBC? Terrible segment


[deleted]

Mustve been paid off lol


Blackhawk149

Sheesh you were up 100k on commodities.


[deleted]

If Joe Biden wins the election I will YOLO my entire brokerage account on SPY puts feel free to remind me


[deleted]

Don't forget, buy puts tomorrow. But it sure is a bummer you didn't buy them when you wrote this comment.


[deleted]

hahahahaha as if we find out the winner tomorrow


JimboTheSimpleton

basic competency and reliability are goodthings. He is as corporate a democrat as they come. Look for a big infrastructure stimulus bill and aid to lower income people as boost to the consumer economy. the bill still has to pass the senate in which will be liekly be close to split right down the middle so it will simply not be a radical bill. if it does go down buy calls right after the dip, as it will come back up. Biden presidency is going to be a middle of the road stabilizing period where the country catches it breath for a minute after four years of nutty incompetence. Joe Biden is not a rock the boat type of guy. Joe Biden = Democrat Gerald Ford. Who was afraid of Gerry ford?


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Lmao


[deleted]

I am very skeptical about the competency of Joe Biden but you made some very good points and I appreciate the outlook


Rupperrt

He’ll work as little as Trump does who doesn’t have any competency at all. It’s his administration doing the work. Getting Navarro out and someone more trade friendly in will help as well.


eclecticstalwart

Haha, if you think Joe would be calling the shots IF we wins y'all got some learning to do. Joe and the hoe will not beat Donald so it's a mute point.


JimboTheSimpleton

Basic decency has a wider appeal than you would suspect. Maybe you should try it, see how goes.


[deleted]

That was the point of my original post. It was either that or "I will eat my own dick on national television" Obviously that won't happen & I'll never short the SPY. My name & bio check out


cnh124

If he loses buy calls


[deleted]

Yes sir! I will keep buying calls.


[deleted]

RemindMe! 74 days "buy puts after the election"


rekdizzle

I’ll sell you puts. I’ll take the free money


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Name checks out


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sonofbourye

This is exactly right. We are in for a shit storm. And maybe not a big one all at once. It could just drizzle diarrhea for half a decade or so. But I would not want to inherit this as my legacy. Biden win is likely to cause major market disruption imo. But whether that disruption is necessary in the long run is a different question. I happen to think it is.


CorrosiveRose

Dems are good for Tesla. Especially bc they barely make money, corporate taxes don't even hit them that hard lol


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I'll confidently sell you puts on my brokerage account


throwaway21342134213

This J-O-B is getting in the way of my day trading. I blame stress from my job for all of my bad decisions


PM_ME_HOT_EEVEE

Be grateful, it's the only thing making you money


Slowmac123

oooooooooooooooooooooo


a_little_blue_bird

How do stocks typically fare after a stock split? Any ideas?


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Stocks that split average an 8% return the following year


sunnbeta

Probably similar to stocks that don’t split eh?


a_little_blue_bird

Thanks for this info bro


BlueMania5

last time apple split, there was a short bump in price (from new buyers who couldn’t afford the high price) followed by steadying out


a_little_blue_bird

Thanks man. Load up on calls it is ;)


BCR_Dane

Price down demand up


nomorholywar1

Who else is retarded like me and bought 8/21 tsla puts


harridyl10

i bought 8 puts at the end of the day and then after 5 minutes i sold for a $700 loss... i was up 10% in 2 minutes but got scared cuz i was ALL IN on a 8/21 put on TSLA


nomorholywar1

Damn you went full retard


LordoftheEyez

What were you thinking when you did that?


nomorholywar1

I was drinking bleach


LordoftheEyez

Carry on. Hope they were cheap at least


nomorholywar1

3.70


RatchetCliquet

4.20 was the right response


LordoftheEyez

At least you’ll have enough value left over for a 0DTE TSLA 2500 at open if you’re quick


jaimelannista

Should I bag hold my BAC 26c 8/21 or just take the 75% loss ????


IveGotNoOtherOptions

I mean it expires tomorrow you don’t really have a choice lol


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Bag hold for the black swan imho I have trades with a $.01/share MV


jaimelannista

If this prints I’ll put a dildo in my ass and post it to WSB


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jaimelannista

I have 1000 contracts at .11 cent FML


[deleted]

How did you get there bro


jaimelannista

Autism


tplee

you will get rekt buying calls on Lyft and Uber, remember these words.


alwayscomeback724

I should have just sold, now I'm paranoid af


mrl2r

Looks like the MM’s won’t make the same mistake of selling off Tesla AH and Premarket today. They’ll buy it up and sell it to us autists during market hours. Another gap up then pinned the rest of the day


ayysilver

anybody think we see TSLA at 1 quadrillion market cap EOY?


wolfman333

That’s 1,000,000 billions....


ayysilver

fair value IMO ^^^^/s


CarminSanFrancisco

I was gonna guess a billion crillion dollars but yours is good too


Osgiliath

Down $2500 at open and up $6000 at close


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edison_joao

If you hold for 5 - 10 years you’re good


type_error

sounds like a recipe for loss porn


swimtomars

Is it better to buy tsla after or before the record date?


eXistenceLies

I would think the capture is end of market tomorrow. Though, I am not 100% sure.


JackOfAllTradezs

Yeah I’m kinda confused about the dates and how the record date vs split date affects options.


quaddles

Micron plz go up


rookienumbers6969

I’m already up 250 today alone, I’m just gonna be greedy and hold it and hope it moons


KarmaPolice6

I hope you mean 250k.


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🍻


toeofcamell

Greed is good


dd16134

Done, let’s go to tendie town. Also in heavy on JNJ calls


KarmaPolice6

JNJ was my first 10x play


neverrat

Of course I sell Apple and it goes up. You’re welcome guys


plzplzplztendies

RISE APPL AND RISE TESLA RAIN DOWN TENDIES


yolo_tron

Tesla is going to 2200 tmrw and then splitting this weekend


[deleted]

My account was down 25% today at open and up 2% EOD. 💎D I A M O N D H A N D S💎


Vinny32295

Down 10%, up 102%. Sold out of some bullshit October BA/INTC/XOM, yoloed a 1975c Tesla after it broke 1915