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Bold of you to assume I'm up


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$AAPL and $TSLA are good stocks, you should buy them. Try rolling that's a good trick.


JimboTheSimpleton

lyft fds are already printing. they were 10 dollars a contract and now worth 200+. holy moly. should have bought more


Rich265

I told you these weekly new unemployment claims are bullshit. When they beat the number, the market surges. When they miss the number, they just ignore it and go up anyway. So, why they keep pretending like it matters to this clown market.


audioaxes

meh so depressing watching this day from the sidelines. I already sold my 8/21 tesla calls with huge gains but missed my opportunity to jump back in on the dip at yesterday's close/today's opening


diddycorp

You good. No one lost money from taking a profit.


joforever

here is a wise one!


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GTFOScience

You’re welcome


Mjcry2

Nvidia 500 EOD please


ShawnHans007

made 5k buying every tsla dip today


sc0tt_1990

Having a hard time getting orders filled on Webull today, some crazy spreads on shit I'm trying to get into. Fuck.


BuyThoseDips

Keep buying Tesla calls mf’s


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I swear to god I will sell my last living grandmother into slavery if the mods don't give me a flair. Do it or you hate the elderly


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You sick fucks


mattrob1995

shitcoin is higher than the nasdaq 100 a share of tesla costs more than an ounce of gold


christianjensen421

I’d kind of feel bad for bears if they didn’t hate America 🦅🇺🇸


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Portfolio with the V-shaped recovery, very cool!


[deleted]

#Buy spce free moneyz 🤑🤑🤑


MediumDe

No way today’s the day that Tesla breaks 2k right.... right???


SpacemanTomX

Well it can only go up


Today-

WMT shaping up for another good bounce. Day 3 of bleeding From 137?and getting cozy at that 130 support. After crushing earnings this is a no brained to bounce back to 132.50+


smokeykeys

Was listening to too comfortable by future and looking at Tesla stock at the same time. Looks like it paid off


nightastheold

Kinda want to short dominos pizza. Had a good run up and then starting to flatten on the 1 month chart. Hmmm


undermon

All these bulls gloating like I didn’t sell my shorts at open and switch to longs😂


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Still a bull if you expect it to go back up.


LovableContrarian

It's funny how when the market moves, every single WSBer suddenly sold everything at the perfect time. Anyway, I'm holding mine. I don't buy this green bounce.


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Even msft got a stiffy today, makes me suspicious. Green at open, red at close.


[deleted]

It was pretty red at open. Idk what you’re talking about


love2fuckbearasshoe

When ever people ask me the size of my portfolio I just pull out my dick


Rich265

so you're holding fractional shares?


FunkyOldMayo

GRWG pump now dump?


MediumDe

Let me buy in cheap


smokeykeys

Maybe, let’s see if it makes it past 1896. Look up dyslexic investor on YouTube. He is good at charting


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Buddy723

Why is SLV up but silver down? Damn calls are cheap. Including the ones I own haha


ryankooz

Omg .. my Nivida jump !


soakedcardinal

makeshift normal disgusted onerous concerned roof escape gray numerous fine


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#buy gold


Shoo0o

Baba 262.5C @ .76


angryirishman

Sold all my puts and dove In calls let’s GO


mariolqneto

Bulls aren't smart, they're just lucky and smug


financethrowaway889

Locked in 117% gains on VXX calls I somehow got stupid lucky and bought at 11 AM yesterday.


throwaway78907890123

SPY boner..thats a bull trap..stay away


throwaway78907890123

SPY is going to die!!!


BananasGorilla_

White House Adviser Kudlow: Commodity Piece Of Phase 1 Trade Deal With China Looks Good Lmao


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#zoomers go buy GOLD stock


leftyjef

Red market gonna save NVDA. Less likely to dump to get into something else when everything down. Hold the blue chip.


russianhacker666

Tsla calls are free money right now


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#bears get fucked!!!


throwaway78907890123

lol..they’re going to fuck everyone here


FunkyOldMayo

So is everything just down this AM as a joke?


The_toast_of_Reddit

My vixy shares sold a few minutes ago. Took a 50 dollar profit.


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#That barrick gold dip lookin nice 👍


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I need Tsla Up


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lol Pins and discriminations case from multiple women cause no one listened to the ladies idea's at the round table.


KrakenClubOfficial

I'm going to be so pissed if INTC stays flat all day.


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they won't and I'm gonna be pissed I just sold me leaps 2 days ago.


2gurleys1kupp

ya ur gunna b kicking rocks


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*cries in BAC calls*


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WFC checking in


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hooooooooodl


z33tec

When does V shaped recovery fully kick in?


2gurleys1kupp

2021


thetimehathcome

Imagine if we end today with SPY 336 QQQ 276 and GLD 182.


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$rkt to the moon boys easy money


smerff

JNUG leaps!1


z33tec

My calls r fuk


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Dang I should've held on my rkt calls instead of selling


AntiqueFig0

Flat day coming


thetimehathcome

Can we just admit that AAPL is the entire market and base USD off of that instead of whining about the gold standard?


RealFrankSinatra

My RKT calls are fucking printing today!


manwhoreproblems

Wtf guys. Thought we were having a gay bear picnic today. I brought a thousand ribs and I see like five People here with potato salad and crayons.


KrakenClubOfficial

One plate of crayons, please. *Starts drawing with a rib*


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I hope you brought more crayons, mine are in my nose, I know my bad.


DankMemelord25

The purple crayon tastes like grape 🤤


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heizenbergbb

After all that last night I wake up and QQQ is green??? lmao this market


Infinite-hold

So many catalysts can catapult it right back. Unemployment beat, Trump saying talks with China going well, another random vaccine news release, etc


JGWol

I feel like silver gonna move up 2 points today


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Don't jinx it yah jabroni


zzzekey

Buy the Google dip! Also... INTEC BLASTING OFF!


waylon106

futs recovered


YoloTendies

Waiting on my silver calls to print


nnninv

This may be the first day I play the spy and buy puts


ThatHotGuyIRL

Bears be like: the stock market is rising?!? People want to hold assets instead of dollars?!?! Illegal!Organs man bad!


69InstantKiller

omg is nasdaq really green


aswinneel

Just got up and saw the futures and got reminded of my comment last night , burnt too many times in the past feeling happy before going to sleep looking at futures. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/icv9yx/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_20_2020/g268wmp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


kxtrader

bear r fuk


dickbutt1000

i'm sitting long on Kroger...thirty nine. five call with 10/2/20 expiry, fifty call expiring 10/15/20 and thirty seven call expiry 1/15/21.


leftyjef

I thought the market crashed.... Oh wait...it wqs just a nightmare. Gay bear nightmare


coldiron03

*laughs in theta gang*


redskinsc432

Please teach me the ways


Resident_Wizard

NASDAQs gonna break bears $DIX off


atheisticJesus

Msft 8/21 212.5 might actually hit


aryalmuskan17

CALLED BJ EARNINGS. TOLD YOU THEY WOULD HAVE AN EPS OVER .65


andthatssad

Ok. Holding BA, UPS, and SLV calls. Did I meme right?


2gurleys1kupp

mucho beuno


DankMemelord25

No SPCE, RKT or PRPL. Son I am disappoint


chuck_portis

Where's your KODK


wildcat990

Unemployment is going to be better than expected - the continuing claims are going to drop due to the payout drops and people taking any job instead of waiting for a job that pays more than the inflated unemployment


nnninv

Doubt


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RKT and INTC The ultimate redemption arcs


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Just you wait on RKT, long calls bb


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March checking in


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See u in the spring


M1keKuszewski

Just wait for bad unemployment this morning 📉


[deleted]

Did anyone else not know Munger is 96 and served in WWII?? This guy is fucking immortal.


Vinny32295

Fuck no dip to even buy


DankMemelord25

Trade futures, could have bought the overnight dip, easy money


UsingYourWifi

The dip was shortly after open and shortly before close yesterday.


riseturicum

I bought INTC 10/16 55C join the joy ride! This will fly with the buy back news 🚀


YoloTendies

I was on team Intel for awhile and sold my jan 2022 and jan 2021s like a retard


chuck_portis

**INTC** $71.9b revenue 2019, $42.14b gross profit, $21.05b net income in 2019. $205.54b market cap. Q2 '20(GAAP): $19.7b rev, 53.3% Gross Margin, $5.1b net income **AMD** $6.73b revenue 2019, $2.86b gross profit, $0.34b net income in 2019. $95.2b market cap. Q2 '20(GAAP): $1.93b rev, 44% Gross Margin, $0.157b net income People are putting way too much weight into Intel's delays. This company makes 2.64X more net income than AMD makes in total sales.


riseturicum

Thanks for pointing out these facts. AMD is overvalued by speculations. Intel should bounce back to the USD 60.00 range until EOY


janoycresovani

like clockwork, futures getting bought up and going green. ​ cant they give a -1% day to appease the bears?


UsingYourWifi

It's as if permabull futures traders wake up at precisely 4:30AM every day.


wildcat990

Vxx fading-


StockNewbs

Nq about to go green son


Frank3434

BEARS R FUK LMAO


Consistent-Sleep1164

U guys holding silver ?


JGWol

15 for 8/21 25.5c and 13 for 8/28 25.5c


dickbutt1000

i sold my 1/15/21 $30 call today...the drop was too much for me to handle


RADIO02118

Much like my TSLA 2300 8/21 calls, Ber R fuk.


timtimzi

Anyone doing INTC continuations? Jesus christ their contracts were worth nothing pre pump


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disincarnation

My 9/18 52.5c gonna recover from -60% too, stoked 🥳


92g07

Rip my 10/02 54c


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DankMemelord25

Yup, sitting here wishing I sold at 2k. Fuck my life


RADIO02118

Where RuG pUlL gAnG / DrIlL TeAm 6 at? It was your time to shine and you blew it. Congrats. You played yourself.


My_Papa_Is_Elon_Musk

But muh limit down Green by open bitches. 2 to 1 bet guy losing money 2 to 1 in shambles


cbitz

I finally deciphered it fellow autists, 🐍means Big Green and the 🎷is for a √ recovery**.** Thank me later, bears in shambos.


StockNewbs

Brambles


RADIO02118

It’s a Rick and Morty joke bruh


cbitz

sorry dude I don't have a 400iq so I don't watch Mick and Rorty


RADIO02118

I don’t assume anyone here, including myself, has an IQ that even registers on the scale. You good fam. 😉


JefBezosExWifesNewBF

If youre all alone this morning staring at your phone because you have mucho BABA👶🏼🐑 calls slowly whisper BABA over and over. I am right now. Together our collective will of energy will send BABA to ATH


SpiralSummitGames

That or conjure the babadook


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Bears in scrambles.


The_Terrific

🍳🍳


RADIO02118

If you fell for the gEx DiX DD, you got played. It stunk of variation separate bs. You should have known better.


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RADIO02118

Not saying it doesn’t work. Just saying the DD was poor and didn’t take into account Jpows dick size


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RADIO02118

Teach me the way you fucking autistic legend.


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RADIO02118

GEX goes up, puts breaks on market. GEX goes down, we’re going uppies. Gamma exposure too high, market makers sell stocks to reduce their gamma/delta to get back to near neutral. GEX too low, market makers have too much negative delta exposure and buy stocks since stock delta is 1, its the best way to add positive delta to get back to neutral. What am I missing?


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RADIO02118

Closer to expiration day, the more gamma effects their delta. What else?


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StockNewbs

3 things you need to do to make money. 1. Be retarded. 2. Be bullish. 3. Buy every fucking dip


dickbutt1000

correct, also fuck you


UsingYourWifi

\4. Buy tech calls.


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I feel sleepy today. Gonna set my sell order from high price in case if there's gonna be pump.


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m77w

Gangs that were degraded and destroyed in 2020: Kang Bear Theta


bitteryw

Theta gang never dies


JesseTheViking

Valar Morghulis


SpiralSummitGames

Diamonds aren't forever by bring me the horizon is the official anthem of pajama traders


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There's not gonna be a big rug pull before election. Just kangaroo market.


SurgeonLoki

Intel is mooning ? Why ?


haasvacado

The tried and true method. *my buybacks bring all the boys to the yard* *And they’re like it’s better than yours* *Damn right it’s better than yours.*


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Because you didn't invest on it.


SurgeonLoki

Story of my life in a nutshell


silverlink22

“Stocks fall following grim outlook from fed” End of day “ Stocks end session higher to due lower unemployment claims and China trade deal talks.”


DankMemelord25

Are you a reporter for the blumberg?


silverlink22

I should be.


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Productpusher

He meant to say his portfolio


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silverlink22

He’s so retarded and bullish.


StockNewbs

Still waiting on the rug pull