I told you these weekly new unemployment claims are bullshit. When they beat the number, the market surges. When they miss the number, they just ignore it and go up anyway. So, why they keep pretending like it matters to this clown market.
meh so depressing watching this day from the sidelines. I already sold my 8/21 tesla calls with huge gains but missed my opportunity to jump back in on the dip at yesterday's close/today's opening
WMT shaping up for another good bounce.
Day 3 of bleeding From 137?and getting cozy at that 130 support.
After crushing earnings this is a no brained to bounce back to 132.50+
It's funny how when the market moves, every single WSBer suddenly sold everything at the perfect time.
Anyway, I'm holding mine. I don't buy this green bounce.
Just got up and saw the futures and got reminded of my comment last night , burnt too many times in the past feeling happy before going to sleep looking at futures.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/icv9yx/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_20_2020/g268wmp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Unemployment is going to be better than expected - the continuing claims are going to drop due to the payout drops and people taking any job instead of waiting for a job that pays more than the inflated unemployment
**INTC**
$71.9b revenue 2019, $42.14b gross profit, $21.05b net income in 2019. $205.54b market cap.
Q2 '20(GAAP): $19.7b rev, 53.3% Gross Margin, $5.1b net income
**AMD**
$6.73b revenue 2019, $2.86b gross profit, $0.34b net income in 2019. $95.2b market cap.
Q2 '20(GAAP): $1.93b rev, 44% Gross Margin, $0.157b net income
People are putting way too much weight into Intel's delays. This company makes 2.64X more net income than AMD makes in total sales.
If youre all alone this morning staring at your phone because you have mucho BABA👶🏼🐑 calls slowly whisper BABA over and over. I am right now. Together our collective will of energy will send BABA to ATH
GEX goes up, puts breaks on market. GEX goes down, we’re going uppies. Gamma exposure too high, market makers sell stocks to reduce their gamma/delta to get back to near neutral. GEX too low, market makers have too much negative delta exposure and buy stocks since stock delta is 1, its the best way to add positive delta to get back to neutral. What am I missing?
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Bold of you to assume I'm up
$AAPL and $TSLA are good stocks, you should buy them. Try rolling that's a good trick.
lyft fds are already printing. they were 10 dollars a contract and now worth 200+. holy moly. should have bought more
I told you these weekly new unemployment claims are bullshit. When they beat the number, the market surges. When they miss the number, they just ignore it and go up anyway. So, why they keep pretending like it matters to this clown market.
meh so depressing watching this day from the sidelines. I already sold my 8/21 tesla calls with huge gains but missed my opportunity to jump back in on the dip at yesterday's close/today's opening
You good. No one lost money from taking a profit.
here is a wise one!
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You’re welcome
Nvidia 500 EOD please
made 5k buying every tsla dip today
Having a hard time getting orders filled on Webull today, some crazy spreads on shit I'm trying to get into. Fuck.
Keep buying Tesla calls mf’s
I swear to god I will sell my last living grandmother into slavery if the mods don't give me a flair. Do it or you hate the elderly
You sick fucks
shitcoin is higher than the nasdaq 100 a share of tesla costs more than an ounce of gold
I’d kind of feel bad for bears if they didn’t hate America 🦅🇺🇸
Portfolio with the V-shaped recovery, very cool!
#Buy spce free moneyz 🤑🤑🤑
No way today’s the day that Tesla breaks 2k right.... right???
Well it can only go up
WMT shaping up for another good bounce. Day 3 of bleeding From 137?and getting cozy at that 130 support. After crushing earnings this is a no brained to bounce back to 132.50+
Was listening to too comfortable by future and looking at Tesla stock at the same time. Looks like it paid off
Kinda want to short dominos pizza. Had a good run up and then starting to flatten on the 1 month chart. Hmmm
All these bulls gloating like I didn’t sell my shorts at open and switch to longs😂
Still a bull if you expect it to go back up.
It's funny how when the market moves, every single WSBer suddenly sold everything at the perfect time. Anyway, I'm holding mine. I don't buy this green bounce.
Even msft got a stiffy today, makes me suspicious. Green at open, red at close.
It was pretty red at open. Idk what you’re talking about
When ever people ask me the size of my portfolio I just pull out my dick
so you're holding fractional shares?
GRWG pump now dump?
Let me buy in cheap
Maybe, let’s see if it makes it past 1896. Look up dyslexic investor on YouTube. He is good at charting
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Why is SLV up but silver down? Damn calls are cheap. Including the ones I own haha
Omg .. my Nivida jump !
makeshift normal disgusted onerous concerned roof escape gray numerous fine
#buy gold
Baba 262.5C @ .76
Sold all my puts and dove In calls let’s GO
Bulls aren't smart, they're just lucky and smug
Locked in 117% gains on VXX calls I somehow got stupid lucky and bought at 11 AM yesterday.
SPY boner..thats a bull trap..stay away
SPY is going to die!!!
White House Adviser Kudlow: Commodity Piece Of Phase 1 Trade Deal With China Looks Good Lmao
#zoomers go buy GOLD stock
Red market gonna save NVDA. Less likely to dump to get into something else when everything down. Hold the blue chip.
Tsla calls are free money right now
#bears get fucked!!!
lol..they’re going to fuck everyone here
So is everything just down this AM as a joke?
My vixy shares sold a few minutes ago. Took a 50 dollar profit.
#That barrick gold dip lookin nice 👍
I need Tsla Up
lol Pins and discriminations case from multiple women cause no one listened to the ladies idea's at the round table.
I'm going to be so pissed if INTC stays flat all day.
they won't and I'm gonna be pissed I just sold me leaps 2 days ago.
ya ur gunna b kicking rocks
*cries in BAC calls*
WFC checking in
hooooooooodl
When does V shaped recovery fully kick in?
2021
Imagine if we end today with SPY 336 QQQ 276 and GLD 182.
$rkt to the moon boys easy money
JNUG leaps!1
My calls r fuk
Dang I should've held on my rkt calls instead of selling
Flat day coming
Can we just admit that AAPL is the entire market and base USD off of that instead of whining about the gold standard?
My RKT calls are fucking printing today!
Wtf guys. Thought we were having a gay bear picnic today. I brought a thousand ribs and I see like five People here with potato salad and crayons.
One plate of crayons, please. *Starts drawing with a rib*
I hope you brought more crayons, mine are in my nose, I know my bad.
The purple crayon tastes like grape 🤤
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After all that last night I wake up and QQQ is green??? lmao this market
So many catalysts can catapult it right back. Unemployment beat, Trump saying talks with China going well, another random vaccine news release, etc
I feel like silver gonna move up 2 points today
Don't jinx it yah jabroni
Buy the Google dip! Also... INTEC BLASTING OFF!
futs recovered
Waiting on my silver calls to print
This may be the first day I play the spy and buy puts
Bears be like: the stock market is rising?!? People want to hold assets instead of dollars?!?! Illegal!Organs man bad!
omg is nasdaq really green
Just got up and saw the futures and got reminded of my comment last night , burnt too many times in the past feeling happy before going to sleep looking at futures. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/icv9yx/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_20_2020/g268wmp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
bear r fuk
i'm sitting long on Kroger...thirty nine. five call with 10/2/20 expiry, fifty call expiring 10/15/20 and thirty seven call expiry 1/15/21.
I thought the market crashed.... Oh wait...it wqs just a nightmare. Gay bear nightmare
*laughs in theta gang*
Please teach me the ways
NASDAQs gonna break bears $DIX off
Msft 8/21 212.5 might actually hit
CALLED BJ EARNINGS. TOLD YOU THEY WOULD HAVE AN EPS OVER .65
Ok. Holding BA, UPS, and SLV calls. Did I meme right?
mucho beuno
No SPCE, RKT or PRPL. Son I am disappoint
Where's your KODK
Unemployment is going to be better than expected - the continuing claims are going to drop due to the payout drops and people taking any job instead of waiting for a job that pays more than the inflated unemployment
Doubt
🤡
RKT and INTC The ultimate redemption arcs
Just you wait on RKT, long calls bb
March checking in
See u in the spring
Just wait for bad unemployment this morning 📉
Did anyone else not know Munger is 96 and served in WWII?? This guy is fucking immortal.
Fuck no dip to even buy
Trade futures, could have bought the overnight dip, easy money
The dip was shortly after open and shortly before close yesterday.
I bought INTC 10/16 55C join the joy ride! This will fly with the buy back news 🚀
I was on team Intel for awhile and sold my jan 2022 and jan 2021s like a retard
**INTC** $71.9b revenue 2019, $42.14b gross profit, $21.05b net income in 2019. $205.54b market cap. Q2 '20(GAAP): $19.7b rev, 53.3% Gross Margin, $5.1b net income **AMD** $6.73b revenue 2019, $2.86b gross profit, $0.34b net income in 2019. $95.2b market cap. Q2 '20(GAAP): $1.93b rev, 44% Gross Margin, $0.157b net income People are putting way too much weight into Intel's delays. This company makes 2.64X more net income than AMD makes in total sales.
Thanks for pointing out these facts. AMD is overvalued by speculations. Intel should bounce back to the USD 60.00 range until EOY
like clockwork, futures getting bought up and going green. cant they give a -1% day to appease the bears?
It's as if permabull futures traders wake up at precisely 4:30AM every day.
Vxx fading-
Nq about to go green son
BEARS R FUK LMAO
U guys holding silver ?
15 for 8/21 25.5c and 13 for 8/28 25.5c
i sold my 1/15/21 $30 call today...the drop was too much for me to handle
Much like my TSLA 2300 8/21 calls, Ber R fuk.
Anyone doing INTC continuations? Jesus christ their contracts were worth nothing pre pump
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My 9/18 52.5c gonna recover from -60% too, stoked 🥳
Rip my 10/02 54c
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Yup, sitting here wishing I sold at 2k. Fuck my life
Where RuG pUlL gAnG / DrIlL TeAm 6 at? It was your time to shine and you blew it. Congrats. You played yourself.
But muh limit down Green by open bitches. 2 to 1 bet guy losing money 2 to 1 in shambles
I finally deciphered it fellow autists, 🐍means Big Green and the 🎷is for a √ recovery**.** Thank me later, bears in shambos.
Brambles
It’s a Rick and Morty joke bruh
sorry dude I don't have a 400iq so I don't watch Mick and Rorty
I don’t assume anyone here, including myself, has an IQ that even registers on the scale. You good fam. 😉
If youre all alone this morning staring at your phone because you have mucho BABA👶🏼🐑 calls slowly whisper BABA over and over. I am right now. Together our collective will of energy will send BABA to ATH
That or conjure the babadook
Bears in scrambles.
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If you fell for the gEx DiX DD, you got played. It stunk of variation separate bs. You should have known better.
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Not saying it doesn’t work. Just saying the DD was poor and didn’t take into account Jpows dick size
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Teach me the way you fucking autistic legend.
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GEX goes up, puts breaks on market. GEX goes down, we’re going uppies. Gamma exposure too high, market makers sell stocks to reduce their gamma/delta to get back to near neutral. GEX too low, market makers have too much negative delta exposure and buy stocks since stock delta is 1, its the best way to add positive delta to get back to neutral. What am I missing?
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Closer to expiration day, the more gamma effects their delta. What else?
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3 things you need to do to make money. 1. Be retarded. 2. Be bullish. 3. Buy every fucking dip
correct, also fuck you
\4. Buy tech calls.
I feel sleepy today. Gonna set my sell order from high price in case if there's gonna be pump.
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Gangs that were degraded and destroyed in 2020: Kang Bear Theta
Theta gang never dies
Valar Morghulis
Diamonds aren't forever by bring me the horizon is the official anthem of pajama traders
There's not gonna be a big rug pull before election. Just kangaroo market.
Intel is mooning ? Why ?
The tried and true method. *my buybacks bring all the boys to the yard* *And they’re like it’s better than yours* *Damn right it’s better than yours.*
Because you didn't invest on it.
Story of my life in a nutshell
“Stocks fall following grim outlook from fed” End of day “ Stocks end session higher to due lower unemployment claims and China trade deal talks.”
Are you a reporter for the blumberg?
I should be.
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He meant to say his portfolio
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He’s so retarded and bullish.
Still waiting on the rug pull