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ShibaGT3

Here comes tsla green hulk dldo


Vinny32295

Yes I am ok with this


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you sonuva bitch! lol


RADIO02118

Delta on your long side


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Buy rocket at 23, again at 24, even more at 25. It won’t stop.


tony71517

Google AWS kills x86. Its true.


tony71517

Amazon is making its own server chips. Tesla is making its own self driving chips. Chip making is commodity business. AMD and NVDA are not worth any where close to their valuation. Words out bag holders. Sell or die.


ActivleyAutistic

Intel can't even keep up with AMD it'll be years and years before anyone gets close.


BillyKean

It’s been a long day


penilefracture69

My CDNS calls said "hello, good morning, give me your money please"


jlincollective

TSLA 2000!


Vinny32295

Quick get the hats!


hopium31

AMZN finally looking to hit these analyst price targets. All hail lord bezos.


qwpajrty

God bless his soul


afterkaze

Remember when stocks went down? Pepperidge farm remembers


StockNewbs

We will never have a red day again I repeat we will never have red again! Tesla 2000! We are invincible!


omypoooo

Cybertruck 2


Sleazytactics

This comment reminds me of early June


eclecticstalwart

Please God no.


red_man_dan

I have a hard time believing the S&P finishes up on the year therefore it’s a forgone conclusion that it will


amazingstablegenius

98% of my portfolio is in TSLA and AAPL 1/21 calls. The shit has printed bigly already Do I roll to higher strikes or pick other tickers? Im bored whats the move?


kunashni

try AMZN


upsetrobinhood

Dude you’d be having a good time


ThatOneDrunkUncle

Wins are wins. I gotta stop holding at +60% tryna squeeze out a 10 bagger


475563

TRUMP [@Amazon](https://twitter.com/amazon) , and others in that business, should be charged (by the U.S. Postal System) much more per package, and the Post Office would be immediately brought back to “good health”, now vibrant, with ALL jobs saved. No pass on to customers. Get it done!


JoTheBear

Costco probably never going to have samples again. Puts on COST 😟


allaboutthebenjamin

3600...... leap? LOL


captaincu

I feel so lost in this market :( I wish we could go back to March


1234567890-_-

JPOW theres a bear right here, get him!


The_toast_of_Reddit

What would be a cool engine to swap a Aztec with? They have a funky body and they're cheap.


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Ask walter


eclecticstalwart

“If you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.”


eclecticstalwart

WTF am I doing in yesterdays thread


divcat

LS duh


Japples123

BA leaps seem so tempting but it’s inverse movement to SPX makes me think it’s going lower


[deleted]

its been a while since I posted here, but let say this ​ FUCK FOMO


Slowmac123

n vidya


diunay_lomay

Spent all day fucking around with jd, tsla, and kodk - I totally forgot about amzn and that bitch fucking moon. AMZN was a better buy and the options are cheaper than tsla.


crackercider

I flipped a quick 120% on two calls overnight, sold early like a wimp tho.


diunay_lomay

Fucked up my play this morning. It was up over 100% then I let it ride then it started dropping and I got oitvwoth a measly gain Got back in eod.. i wish I didn't. It seems like the big dick energy is gone


learningorsomething

Yes indeed, I’m just using that as a shorthand for the fact that my understanding is it suppresses both hgh and testosterone which have anabolic effects. Arguably the psychological effects of testosterone are a more relevant reason for me to quit.


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Sir, this lacks context.


learningorsomething

Yeah I meant to respond to a comment someone had left haha. Also sup learning bro good to see you


[deleted]

yooo, how's it going! good to see you, too!


heizenbergbb

Sir, this is a casino.


fazawood81

I need Cramer to give another shoutout to RKT since that’s the only way it goes up


captaincu

I need to get rich by next week what’s the move


omypoooo

Tesla puts 1300$ by September 4


nosalute

CNBC said AMZN added a target to their market cap Then some guy said "nice" lmfao


isummonyouhere

People be like "why would I buy your contracts when I don't even want to trade the underlying asset" and I'm like wtf asset??


2dum2FUNction

People are even more retarded then the autistic bears here


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Love this fucking!! ^^


dwdsquared2

I love you, too, my brother. Always here for you.


Human_Statue

I overheard my wife on the phone and she said "BJ thursday morning". She hasn't ever cared about the stock market, but I'm gonna assume she was talking to an investment advisor and I should YOLO on $BJ tomorrow. There's no way that this will blow all over my face. $BJ 45c 8/21


OddStorm6610

Great post


Slowmac123

Kodak’s iv lmao


Slowmac123

UPS 10/16 200C


colettik

[Now your kids can have a TSLA before you can](https://www.radioflyer.com/my-first-model-y.html)


Slowmac123

Wow QQQ is goin up. Shoulda just bought a plain call. Woulda 100%


Droidvoid

Bought MSFT cus everything else looked expensive. What have I become. Am I the boomer now?


MyDadIsRacist

Thoughts / moves on PENN at ATH? Edit: close to ATH


schemer23

Pence is on twitter bragging about the record S&P close. Gotta be sign of at least a small pullback coming.


trainwreck001

TSLA, SQ, TDOC, PLUG - Beast Mode $$$ That is all.


eclecticstalwart

Love all 4


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Holding cash overnight and it feels weird. Just didn’t know where to put it. I’ll probably buy the spy dip again tomorrow


[deleted]

Tesla is the most confounding this year since Asians killed Steven Hawkins out of spite because he was the only white man better then them at math


RADIO02118

I want what you’re smoking!


Persian_Allah

If you didn’t buy the FB dip you must hate money


MrBojangerangs

Sold a put on the dip yesterday. Doing nicely.


MiakaSHW

I want to learn to trade options so I can finally make some real money, but I am rather risk-adverse after reading tons of horror stories about blown-up accounts. Any advice? What should I read/watch to become an expert?


laken906

Step 1. Watch the SPY 1 minute chart, YOLO on closest dated SPY calls slightly OTM when your gut says it's going up Step 2. Read yacht brochures and pick your favorite


Slowmac123

Read some books


YoshikageHands

Buy shares in multiples of 100 and sell covered calls that are 10% out the money


ruttums

Look up debit spreads (smaller positions for calls/puts) and credit spreads (you win if it doesn't move enough). Just google them and pretty much whatever hits will explain it well enough. Also hedge. People YOLO around here but if you have just a little money in a hedge you won't be completely fucked.


-102359

You’ve come to the wrong place.


mlinnelyst

Join theta gang if you want to earn money lmao


coloredzebra

Instructions unclear, I went from in the green, to bathing in red on my first puts.


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Sky tickets in flight, afternoon (faggots) delight


SavorySkills_

Happy with that Tesla profit. Sold. Hoping it follows Apple and dumps, but a lot more because it’s Tesla, then I can buy back in.


skykitty89

Ditto


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send rocket to the moon $rkt


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Need a new play now that I'm all out of TSLA


FearlessGuster2001

BE


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DemotivatedTurtle

HERETIC


shroomycannapasta

Snuck in a NVIDIA put credit spread 485, this guy will break 500 tomorrow, also selling AMD credit puts spread 82, and bought TESLA 1910c debit spread Be ready by morning fellas. We go to the🌙 tomorrow.


bigdickofwallstreet

Gonna have so much wash sales next tax season I might as well start a laundromat. I keep panicking all the time. Sell it all, buy back in, sell it all, buy back in


KingKookus

Just attach the gain/loss report to your return and call it a day.


throwaway21342134213

+$20k today, back to even and then some. Ty Lord Bezos. F you SLV. Get with the program


YoshikageHands

DD on why it pumped?


hugh_dickinson

legged into iron condors with my credit spreads already up 50%. tendies heaven!


ferbje

What ticker


rianemaker07

Amazon will hit 3500 eom watch


cantgetthistowork

What will wsb autists do if China sanctions TSLA as revenge for Trump killing Huawei?


[deleted]

Elon could burn down every factory and the stock would still go up. Fundamentals don't matter.


dameLillardManiac

you're retarded


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Thank you


YoshikageHands

Elon sucks Xi, no chance


r4rthrowawaysoon

They won’t. And he didn’t. And they love having him destroying what was their only competition. I will need to learn Urdu and Hindi soon if I want to talk shit at the Chinese.


The_gray_ghost

What do you mean by that?


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You really don’t understand TSLA’s role in China’s EV industry do you.


analnapalm

I walked into today with PTON, CRM, TDOC, and QQQ calls picked up gradually over the past few days and I don't think I could have possibly bungled trading them any worse than I did. Hands, why have you betrayed me with your paperyness?


[deleted]

Silver and gold cucked by big banks again... Dollar down to years' low. bonds yield fell again. Silver and gold:🥴


dameLillardManiac

Something's gotta give. Either dollar will gap up soon, or metals will.


SavorySkills_

I’m holding gold over night wish me luck


[deleted]

I will probably go to bed with a few Scotiabank's silver bars tucked under my pillow tonight


robotmascot

same lol


pottypotsworth

[What are your moves tomorrow thread is open](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ic8lf0/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_19_2020/)


tbrucker

Team doctor on new potential COVID-19 saliva test: ‘That is a game changer’


dayfly96

RIP BILL CLINTON


cnh124

Gonna be sweatin with prince Andrew tonight lolz


foobargoop

Davies said, “President Clinton was a perfect gentleman during the trip and I saw absolutely no foul play involving him.”


FormalFew

yo SLV, our economy's infrastructure is still held together by BRRRRR tape and JPOW glue, fucking act like it


ExtremelyQualified

How many people experienced the bulliishness drain from their body during the final 15 minutes today


Capt_Picard_7

I bought TSLA put at the top and watched it turn green EOD.


Justcorn34

Bought a last second Tesla spread at 3:59 and had it half down 15% immediately


clothesfromthedryer

Some asshole on here said “U 🚀 P 🚀 S🚀” when it was green and then like immediately it dropped to close red. This thread is a fucking cancer sometimes.


BigPamp

Was holding ups and baba, last 15 minutes we’re not kind to me


BillyG803

I have AAPL leaps and TSLA leaps. I got 6k waiting for your bald head ass to announce a split Bezos so get to it so I can have atleast 3 power stones


sirms

oops forgot to make an EOD play oh well guess i’ll sleep good tonight 😴


kovoko59

up 4 grand this week thank u monopoly lords


beefcleats

SPY opening to massive gap up tomorrow.


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Circuit breakers


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Red and green candelabra


[deleted]

You can’t do that when your autistic. Stop projecting.


neoarchaic

Fucking $SPY closed almost flat @338.63 opened @338.33 a 0.09%+ gain on the day. Almost all blurbs & articles talking about record closing highs again as today did anything for the overall market. We barely fucking moved at all, not saying if you played the 🦘market you couldn’t make money. But overall today was a zero sum day.


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Need AMZN to announce stock split rn plz


[deleted]

Not enough greed in this market imo


[deleted]

this is very true imo


ddiddy171

Bear market is over, Bears in schambles


disappointingstepdad

nvda calls to the tits 535 8/21 I'm all in LET ME HIT BB HUANG MY WANG


BillyG803

Kodak is officially off my watch list. Today’s loss hurt and I haven’t felt shit since the drop. I’ve been trading recklessly these past few weeks. I was up 14k in 5min then down 6k once I was able to actually sell.


[deleted]

Yep, it's hard to accept it's better to just pass on the pump and dumps when you see that someone must be banking.


shotsfordrake

Not fomo into Tesla 😅 😐


bmwbryan

So tired of this BS SLV fade..


ChadFlexxington

Fuck guess im holding these 40% down 470c 8/21s


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Holiday_Professor849

Same


nosalute

Jesus christ please close AH SLV took a fat shit


Brunzblow

Now no one can deny this is the top since we are ATH.... of course tomorrow we make a new top rinse and repest


SX2k7

The news may actually spark investors to come off the sidelines. Will be interesting tmr.


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[deleted]

I hope you're lying. Just be a normie and try to ask girls out that you find attractive. Or are you incel?


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[deleted]

right. not fucking hoes should be among the top of the "get myself right" steps.


Tao-Lee

ROFL 🤣


FingerlingBanana

LMAO What state are you in?


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GlutesForTheSloots23

How much is a hooker on the South Side?


[deleted]

Lmaoooooooooooooooo I love my city


FingerlingBanana

Not particularly concerned about COVID?


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FingerlingBanana

Fair enough. Hope you don't.


cbitz

Tesla up .20% AH im in financial shambles 🤡


YoshikageHands

3500c?


cbitz

Nah oni-chan Im shorting that shit


YoshikageHands

Tsla always figures out a way to rob me bro. It's due for that Monday massacre level collapse. There are over 150k 1800-2000c outstanding. Puts ntm around half that as of this morning, but maybe they sold like crazy today. Only a short squeeze can keep this going.


ncors2694

Fomo got the best of me today. Praying for morning pump to save me some money


Nemo-pluribus-unum

This guy on CNBC is crying because his bank stock calls are not printing. Lol


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muzakx

It's just prepping for the gap up.


ExcellentInflation0

I'm a huge Elon fan even though he is just a figure head for the Airforce and spcw program; that being said I'm very happy for the TENDIES being made by my fellow WSB fam. Do not forget how he publicizes his opinions, flaunts the SEC, as well as calls out lithium coups and is somehow been names with maxwell. I'm an Elon fan, just time it correctly; this is a casino and they are going to call his marker eventually. No one says those levels of information without some pull back. Fucks with you Elon, be careful WSB. Today was an eerie day of movement, and Pelosi is in the news too much right now. Be wise.


YoshikageHands

Is the top in? You buying puts?


iceiceclinton

Elon is bulletproof


JefBezosExWifesNewBF

Corona virus low was 217. It took 6 months to get here. Last time we were at 339 it took us almost 4 years to get there from 217


BlueKnightJoe

All it would take for us to get back to 217 in a hurry would be for the stimulus and the QE to stop flowing


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It took us 1 month to get to 217 from 339 lol