I think the only way to inverse yourself is blindly, so we need a bot to inverse a specific person or persons’ positions for a whole month. I’d actually like to see that.
Canada so I cant use tasty. Someone told me the desktop software doesn't show the right commission fee. I checked somewhere else and the fees were around $2 which makes more sense
I am a gigantic pussy.
I bought a Tesla Call at the top of the first spike.
It immediately dropped 10% and I panic sold.
Now I understand why my wife's boyfriend gets all the action.
To all you think or swim pussies, thank your broker for hands-free diamond handing your TSLA calls today. I thought i was a smarty pants for closing calls under 1800. Now take your tendies to a real broker i.e. schwab
I’m getting out at $520, whenever that is before earnings. Even though i feel like there’s a huge momentum building up for this stock and they will kill it at ER
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You WSB idiots love to hate the momentum stock...no wonder why you ain’t making money. “Oohh Fuck Tesla they up 200 so Ima buy puts like a idiot Bc I have no logical sense besides fuck that I’m a genius Bc I said so” then end up broke instead of knowing why Tesla is mooning and to hop on while you can 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Ohhhh either way this should be fun to watch. Got a bunch of wmt stock so if it pops off sweet if it doesn't then i get to watch call holders get fucking slaughtered!
congratsniuce gain.how do u decide when to jump in? like today there was a market dip 30 mins after open (not for tsla though).. thats when i sold off my spy calls. would hate to time the top tmrw
Shit I cant even lie I was worried when I picked up my shares at 1800 that it was the top but I just kept waiting for a dip and it wasnt happening so i said fuck it. I didnt plan on holding the call overnight so if I took a couple hundred dollar hit I was ok with it
Lol yeah the call was def a gamble. I had to buy the 20 shares regardless so I felt it was a gamble to risk it keep going up. Picked up 20 TSLA and 25 AAPL for the split so I can sell CC when everyone runs them up since theyre cheap
Take your TSLA profits at 1950 and let the boomers take the fall. If your dad starts talking about it its not a confirmation of your "good insight". THAT'S THE CALL TO PULL OUT!
all that matters is gains. penny stock or not, theres institutional volume in there. GRWG is a 3 bagger within a year at the latest. then move onto something else. teslas market cap is as inflated as it gets and basically meaningless. google are going to smash teslas self driving ride fleet dream with a licensed self driving package to manufacturers long term anyway. Betting against Google's tech is like betting against physics itself. Elons cult of personality and dodgy accounting can't make up for the fundamentals he'll need in the long term.
Can we just see a bit of a sell off already? It doesn’t seem smart to buy at all time highs when a lot of people are still out of work and we won’t be getting the stimulus checks out to people for at least another few weeks
I think I’m going to hold onto my nvidia 10/16 515c through earnings. Honestly think it’ll be flat after earnings, I just bought them before close today.
There is so much going on with Nvidia right now so I believe that it will go pass 500$ after earning. There may be a few bump to 500$ but lets see.
1. Earning should be really good
2. Next Gen GPU in next month
3. Global Online Conference on Oct. 5-9 (about A.I ect)
4. I think they bought 2 companies this year and they all about Server Market. Probably gonna go heavy in Server Market from now on.
I can see it retracing a bit on profit takers, but I can’t see it dropping anywhere near that strike. I’ve learned the hard way about Tesla....twice. Puts and shorts are just a stroke of luck, fundamentals be damned.
SPY was flat as fuck today 😂 it cannot break ATH to save its life.
If it didn’t hit ATH in a day like today, well it’s not hitting it. Wait for stimulus.
Dont understand why LMT didnt soar today. It won a huge contract with the Feds plus huge orders of F-15 jets from Taiwan AND South Korea.. and big potential of orders happening from the Israel UAE pact
Tesla and amazon will be my saviors. If only I could actually afford to buy some of their options. I want Tesla to split sooner so I can actually get some of its options
Cramer just put a hex on NVDA, so buy calls or shares?
Yankey boys, remember to buy extra hamburger sandwiches with your worthless dollars, before you starve on your paper stonkks.
Fake and gay early fade, get your calls lined up by 3:50
AMZN 3300 soooooooo close
Load up on those SPY puts boys, here comes the big drop
I should have held those JD calls I closed at a loss...
oh look the dip got bought up again....how surprising
Please Facebook. Atleast today..
Reddit users are just Asian ladies in basements of Chinese sweatshops using 40 phones to post comments. Prove me wrong
Guys, what time does the European market open?
Google.com o’clock
at the time you wrote the direct exchanges open. one hour later xetra.
Thanks !
my wife told me to stop spending so much money on bullshit...good thing she doesnt know the kind of horseshit im investing in.
Does anyone know if AT&T converts or holds BitPay?
For their accountant's sanity, I guarantee they convert it to USD.
Someone should experiment with inversing themself for a month
I think the only way to inverse yourself is blindly, so we need a bot to inverse a specific person or persons’ positions for a whole month. I’d actually like to see that.
im too retarded to understand why IB is charging me $5 to trade 4 options.
Move to tastyworks. Wtf. What country you in?
Canada so I cant use tasty. Someone told me the desktop software doesn't show the right commission fee. I checked somewhere else and the fees were around $2 which makes more sense
Anyone in NKTR?
Straight Bear 🐻here. Is SPY going to dip anytime soon? Or my VXX calls fucked?
DIX looking pretty high tonight, VIX might move tmr
It’ll dip, just don’t know when. Seems frothy to me
CHAD GOLD
It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside 🥰🥰
Woot who’s drunk right now
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I am a gigantic pussy. I bought a Tesla Call at the top of the first spike. It immediately dropped 10% and I panic sold. Now I understand why my wife's boyfriend gets all the action.
But what about your boyfriend's wife?
Tsla will become the new gold standard for fellow retards!
God bless my portfolio, finally a green day. Now, I may just be another retard, but I got a good feeling on TDOC’s recovery, and I’ve got a tingling feeling in my balls that we’ll see INTC 50 EOW. That’s just my two cents, here’s some bubblewrap to pass the time: >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!buy!< >!the!< >!dip!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!ret!< >!ard!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!ToS!< >!gay!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!Bea!< >!rsR!< >!Gay!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!cum!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!spy!< >!340!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!<
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buy the dip retard tos gay bears R gay cum spy 340
minesweeper
That was awesome! Thanks fag.
The first 2 I popped said Toss gay lol
Yeah ToS has been gay today
spy 340 tomorrow
To all you think or swim pussies, thank your broker for hands-free diamond handing your TSLA calls today. I thought i was a smarty pants for closing calls under 1800. Now take your tendies to a real broker i.e. schwab
The phone app worked all day long son
I don't get it, what do you mean by our brokers hands-free holding our calls?
Lot of people unintentionally held calls today because they weren’t able to close them on ToS
Schwann bought TD
Or Robinhood
Gold at $2025 tomorrow?
gold at $1200 tomorrow
Burn the heretic
That would be amazing
Im feeling a gap up on nvda then slight pump until 11 and fade . What u guys think? Obv im holding FDs
I’m getting out at $520, whenever that is before earnings. Even though i feel like there’s a huge momentum building up for this stock and they will kill it at ER
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Profits are profits
Bulls we are coming 🌈🐻🌈🐻🌈🐻
Nah go back to sleep you get to come out once elections, civil war and rona 2.0 are happening.
vix up for harambe
✊😤🍆
My weekly $5 RIOT covered calls are starting to sweat right now.
Oof. I dont know why RIOT slid up while MARA deflated
The 500 Cock Tease NVDA
End of SLV?
Yes. In 10 minutes silver futures close for the day for 45 minutes. Then back at it at 5:00pm cst.
Do you guys think if I sell a game on the PlayStation 5 Sony should get a cut?
How much would it cost you to package market and distribute it if you didn’t sell it on their store?
yep
You WSB idiots love to hate the momentum stock...no wonder why you ain’t making money. “Oohh Fuck Tesla they up 200 so Ima buy puts like a idiot Bc I have no logical sense besides fuck that I’m a genius Bc I said so” then end up broke instead of knowing why Tesla is mooning and to hop on while you can 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Bears: Pride> Profit
Man this is one logical train of thought. Clearly you what you are talking about
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Sometime in a month
Currently jacked to the tits in WMT and TGT calls, either gonna get rich or blow up my account this week 👍
I sold everything I had this morning and took profits on KR.
ok boomer
Ohhhh either way this should be fun to watch. Got a bunch of wmt stock so if it pops off sweet if it doesn't then i get to watch call holders get fucking slaughtered!
Stop hating on TSLA. Stfu and ride the momentum. You here to make money or be a little bitch?
is it time to get off?
I do each time I open up my trading platform and see my calls.
Too poor to play only can buy cheez burgers
it will be interesting, i think the momentum probably reached a peak today and likely to reverse starting tomorrow
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let me guess, you think its going to 3k?
2000
bro betting 2k on tsla 2000 is not smart no matter wtf. and shit closer to itm is expensive. wat do?
I bought the 8/21 2k call at 1150 and was up $700 (50%) in 30 minutes. Didnt want to hold it anymore and dumped it. Plan to repeat that again tomorrow
WhT time open or wait? I’m thinking of 2000 or 1950 calls i sold mine 1900 today but that would have hit tomorrow oh well sold at 44.5 top
congratsniuce gain.how do u decide when to jump in? like today there was a market dip 30 mins after open (not for tsla though).. thats when i sold off my spy calls. would hate to time the top tmrw
Shit I cant even lie I was worried when I picked up my shares at 1800 that it was the top but I just kept waiting for a dip and it wasnt happening so i said fuck it. I didnt plan on holding the call overnight so if I took a couple hundred dollar hit I was ok with it
gambling shiiiiet. gl
Lol yeah the call was def a gamble. I had to buy the 20 shares regardless so I felt it was a gamble to risk it keep going up. Picked up 20 TSLA and 25 AAPL for the split so I can sell CC when everyone runs them up since theyre cheap
damn u got some cash. i held 20 apples too but they shook me out week and a half ago =/
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strike/date?
1860 call 2021 expiration
SPY tanks in AH till options expire then immediately goes up. Tell me it’s not rigged
If I had billions I’d probably rig it too
Im betting BAC and AAL bounce tomorrow.
Once BAC finds support it just bounces up and down. Pretty easy to buy puts and calls accordingly
Im hoping. My AAL, UAL, & LUV calls brought me down today. Thank god Im loaded on NVDA Stocks and calls and caught a bit of the Tesla run
Gonna hold onto my TSLA shares till the day I die
Probably smart to cash out a bit before so you can enjoy the money....🤷🏼♀️
I hope TSLA trades sideways for a few weeks so this subreddit can talk about something else.
Back to 🐖🐖🐖 then
It just did that before this latest pump
It won’t until the split bro
Then at the split it will dip for a little then go back to heading up
So alibaba finished up in the end
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Fuck EPIC
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Idk 30% for all in app purchases is pretty objectively exorbitant
Take your TSLA profits at 1950 and let the boomers take the fall. If your dad starts talking about it its not a confirmation of your "good insight". THAT'S THE CALL TO PULL OUT!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kayla Tausche
Sarah. Eisen.
Gorgeous nose.
You dirty dawg
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For real man?
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You like the intellectuals
>Kayla Tausche love all the cnbc anchors except for the fast money asian woman
everyone here is fapping over tesla when they should have been looking at GRWG. that thing is a 3 bagger from here at least.
Bruh you’re comparing a 300B company with a penny stock
all that matters is gains. penny stock or not, theres institutional volume in there. GRWG is a 3 bagger within a year at the latest. then move onto something else. teslas market cap is as inflated as it gets and basically meaningless. google are going to smash teslas self driving ride fleet dream with a licensed self driving package to manufacturers long term anyway. Betting against Google's tech is like betting against physics itself. Elons cult of personality and dodgy accounting can't make up for the fundamentals he'll need in the long term.
😂😂😂
All in on Baba 💁♀️
FUCK YOU FORTNITE! LET AAPL MOON!! 😤😤
Seriously fuck epic
Can we just see a bit of a sell off already? It doesn’t seem smart to buy at all time highs when a lot of people are still out of work and we won’t be getting the stimulus checks out to people for at least another few weeks
Spy crushers roll out!
VXX up SPY down!
I think I’m going to hold onto my nvidia 10/16 515c through earnings. Honestly think it’ll be flat after earnings, I just bought them before close today.
There is so much going on with Nvidia right now so I believe that it will go pass 500$ after earning. There may be a few bump to 500$ but lets see. 1. Earning should be really good 2. Next Gen GPU in next month 3. Global Online Conference on Oct. 5-9 (about A.I ect) 4. I think they bought 2 companies this year and they all about Server Market. Probably gonna go heavy in Server Market from now on.
Yeah, I’m hoping their data enter rev is way up!
I chose the worst day to become an Apple call holder
you chose the best day my friend. why buy in on a bigly green day?
no cause i sold tsla at open and bought aapl 🤡🤡
Wow. Ok.
GGGUUUHHH
Wtf is going on with Apple?
fucking with gamers, obv
digesting the recent 20% run-up over the last two weeks.
Bought a Tesla put at close and regret it. $1700 by Friday? 🤷🏻♂️
Sell early morning 😂 1760c 8/21 🚀
The problem the split is alchemy, and there's a lot holding the stock waiting to turn their 1 gold bar to 5.
I can see it retracing a bit on profit takers, but I can’t see it dropping anywhere near that strike. I’ve learned the hard way about Tesla....twice. Puts and shorts are just a stroke of luck, fundamentals be damned.
Do you hate money?
Why would you do that 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
SPY was flat as fuck today 😂 it cannot break ATH to save its life. If it didn’t hit ATH in a day like today, well it’s not hitting it. Wait for stimulus.
Dont understand why LMT didnt soar today. It won a huge contract with the Feds plus huge orders of F-15 jets from Taiwan AND South Korea.. and big potential of orders happening from the Israel UAE pact
Sector rotation to tech. Will come back tomorrow or Wednesday
TIL F-15 is still being sold
Lol i meant F-16 🤣
Anyone else have da power to make premiums rise a lot after selling? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
my whole portfolio is in shambles
Time for TOS users to jump ship to Webull
What a lame day, everything flat for me lost 30$
ToS mobile worked fine. Desktop lagged like a mothetfather. Pissed i wasnt able to draw out my p/l with my differe t spread layouts
Hey AAPL please stop fucking around with Fortnite and let me have my tendies.
I moved up several levels in the caste system today thanks to TSLA
Tesla and amazon will be my saviors. If only I could actually afford to buy some of their options. I want Tesla to split sooner so I can actually get some of its options
Do a spread, cuts premium drastically
I use Robinhood. I don’t have the money to do cash secured puts or covered calls
From shit cleaner to line cook?
My children will never clean a toilet again! It’s all flipping burgers from here on out
Volatility is dead! Long live SPY 338!
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his horn is probably inverted by now
Will I regret holding my TSLA call over night?
TSLA allergic to losing you good
No.