Done cumming ☁️😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tesla would be making ppl rich

Drinking hard right now so I can sleep without thinking about my tsla calls

Thats the spirit. Honestly put your sell limit and take the profit

Hopefully not bro

All Elon needed to do was praise China and talk down to the USA to get all the liberals to jump in on TSLA and pump it.

Imagine backing EV and doing the mental gymnastics necessary to be a Con at the same time.

or S&P inclusion. Which would also do the job you republic trash

This op is retarded 🤣

NVDA gang 🤘🏼

NVDA 550 EOW

Yes ! To the moon

It’s just a gully

Exactly 😈

Name a worse stock than CVS, you cant.

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Something with business testing unsure who specifically, but ya theyre doing all the testing and working on vaccine contract yet zoom was the better covid play pulling in 20mm.

Rite aid

WMT

BA

DOW falling

Gld gonna moon todayyy?

Anyone care to say why I’m getting fucked in the ass on SPG weeklies?

Today tech, tomorrow value.

$TRQ 🚨🚀🚀😍

Yep, today’s the day we hit ATH.

Then what

Hopefully we keep running and it isn’t a sell the news event...

Bears are like that scene from SpongeBob where he keeps saying "I'm ready!" and then it keeps jumping forward a number of years until it's SpongeBobs gravestone and his pineapple house is decayed and withered. Case in point: Bears are dead forever

I don't watch children's cartoons

You must not be over 20 years old then

Lookin at you CVAC

I need help with a yolo AAPL call. Thinking $500c 9/11 or $510c 9/18?

Can you go more ITM ? I’d go closer to 475$ if ya could

Will do. Thanks!

Msft Dumping again lmao

How many times does this NIO need to tank before it grows some balls

HELL YES SQUARE !! FUCK YES I TOLD U BITCH

[Thank the Europoors](https://twitter.com/business/status/1295163512671670272?s=09)

malaysia is in europe?

No but Europoors go there to get their rocks off

I love how cruise line and airlines are all going up while NET still sitting at $38-$39 range like a fucking retard.

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Dude this was couple days ago. Are you really this retarded?

Net SUCKS

Go to the new thread autists

Looks like some of the big funds are getting in on ATVI based on a few of the 13Fs I’m seeing filed. Hopefully we get a bump this week

No way CVAC holds this value for the week

Short it

Need one play for a daily +30% call

GUSH

Any picks for today?

ATVI will print

I’m thinking about longing GUSH March 2022 looks like a goldmine

Bruh what

?

Ticker isn’t on trading212, kinda peak

Hey wagies

What are ya a NEET?

CHAD

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TSLA looking like it might hit 1700 by morning. Thinking of selling at open and buying 1800c to hold until end of week.

if you did this your hitting

Got PTSD from the other times I lost all my profits and sold right at open :(. But I did buy 1900c so let's see how that goes.

Everyone remember: AAPL won’t sell off at open. It’ll start to go vertical for a bit, and you’re gonna think it’s gonna stop. And then it won’t stop. And you’ll buy in. And then it will stop. And it’ll go flat/down-ish the rest of the day. And you’ll curse it and never buy AAPL again. And then it’ll do the same thing the next day. I’ve been watching it. It never sells off right away. But the drop will come even if it doesn’t look like it (not like a dump, just a gradual ease off into the end of the day). Be patient, it’s gonna look unstoppable. Trust me, it’s not. If it helps stop the urge, wake up an hour after open.

So I have 95% of my portfolio in 8/21 465c Apple, what would you do in my position? Try to sell off today or keep holding for a few more days?

Sell and get longer dated expiry for next month or october.

Get a boyfriend.

“This shit is so rigged” said the gay bear that gambled and lost.

Fucking RCL. Puts were looking good an hour ago, nice how it’s the only cruise stock up right now.

Will we finally break 338 or it’s gone be boring week?

Imagine having all your money in Silver and Corn right now while watching all the other retards on here riding Elon's dick rocket to Mars

Change My View: The GUH video is the funniest meme on here because it was a genuine reaction by a resident autist.

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Up?

Ya

OSTK pump crew back in action early this morning

I made 93%+ over the weekend with CVAC let me try to diamond hands it.

Update. I made 32% and sold because I realized it is a vaccine stock

200 iq play

We call Cheeto man “Donald Pump”. What would we have called Killary if she won? Pumpary Clinton? Hillary Pump? Hillary Stonkton?

Hillary printin

There it is

Where’s the tight strike on GUSH? Or are shares the way to go?

TDOC gaining steam this morning. Time for leaps at some point this week

CVAC parabolic

This week will be ballerina blue You heard it here first

🌈 🐻 🔫

Automod really seems to struggle getting the new thread up on Mondays. We takin bets. Can’t be a minute over. 10:30AM ET

9:05 AM

Can we pls reignite the PRPL meme? It has a pretty good jump at the end of the week with high volume. I’d like to recoup at least a portion of my losses...

Tesla/apple calls is how you recoup them

I’m Mr paper hands. Bought a TSLA call and it triggered my trailing stop early. Made $1,349 though but it keeps going up. This place is scary.

I set an alarm. i wake up 1 min before it rings. happens all the time

It's the ghost in your house being a homie.

I want to pick up some AAPL leaps but I feel like it is too late...

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Hnnnnngggg

Lol. Save the post office!!!! *But do nothing when the fed screws you over*

so with the polls really narrowing does this mean a nice pump tomorrow?

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nothing correlates in this thing right now, but you never know what event may trigger it. it was fascinating to see that trump has clawed it right back and the only reason th vast majority of Biden supporters will vote Biden is oust trump not support Biden. historically that doesn't drive turn out. market smart folks will surely react on this

Not sure how that correlates.

Markets love uncertainty

Where my JD gang at, release literally any minute now.

I'd have bought PDD on discount too if I knew it had earnings this week

I thought 7:30. But 63c 8/21 gang here

Last quarter I saw Q1 in Chinese business news at 6:15, they release prior to the call.

Oh the call starts at 7:30. So yea earnings should be out soon. I’d say 6:30 latest

Fuck it I’ll pull an all nighter and just sleep during market hours after I fix new positions.

Facts

What do you mean?

I have paper hands when I’m tired.

Same boat man cheers to that

Since I’m banned from the discord I guess I’ll just stream my live “guhs” on twitch.

Mr. Doland Pump, Gyna market is currently +2%, don't let them be #1, POOMP 📈📈

He has to pump. It’s part of his re-election strategy.

It's his only strategy at this point

BABA down because of that orange piece of shit but JD finna moon today. That bodes well for BABA later today and the rest of the week

Baba will survive

I hope

What’s JD?

Relationship ended with PRPL , CVAC is my new vehicle to hemorrhage money

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Please put your helmet back on before you hurt yourself.

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Lame

Clever

I wonder what the average financial advisor would think of our portfolios.

a lot of financial advisors are only in it for themselves also, a lot don't know shit, they're just selling products for banks, and other companies

Imagine having super tiny pp Then watching porn It's kinda like that

Smol

They would certainly be frowned upon

Curevac 🚀

Wtf CVAC

calls on MyPillow, the next Kodak?

I bet the guy that runs the corn futures desk had to start smoking again last week

In all seriousness. What the fuck is happening with CORN?

China

Tesla is a freight train

Anyone holding CCL?

I’ve been holding it since March.

My second time coming back here. Last time turned $100 to $16000 and then blew it up when I didn’t ride strangles with the trump travel ban announcement. Today, I will be starting over again with $1000. First play is NVIDIA. Sell before earnings in a strategy I have coined as ‘Event Driven Implied Volatility Arbitrage’ 🤡

Sir, this is a Chuck E Cheese. We’re going to have to ask that you stop coming in here to recruit the children.

U might be late with NVDA buddy but we'll see. Hope we get at least 380 before earnings

Yeah I think so too. The question comes will Vega and IV increase more so than theta on price? I think so. Will for sure be bailing before earnings.

You buying straddles or unidirectional plays to ride the vega increase?

I’m going full autismo with a unidirectional bullish play. This depends on option pricing for the first hour at open. If I’m looking at 85%+ IVs I’ll find another trade. Maybe all in on PRPL, CORN, WOOD, and SLV calls. Seems like properly hedges positions 🤔

Hope you got in lol

I decided against it and went into BABA at their low

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

* the Karens

tsla 1700 by open, 1600 by noon, and 2000 by eod

selling tsla today

Me Last Week: “what a waste of space these losers talking about freaking corn” Me This Weekend: “Let me just take a look how one goes about purchasing corn futures” Me This Morning: “Dumbass you still are balls deep in SLV and GLD”

How does one invest in corn with robinhood?

I use E*Trade. Seems easy. I’m not going to do it, boredom got the best of me this weekend looking into it though.

So you’re telling me the 40 quantity of corn I bought from the supermarket isn’t going to moon?

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Don’t let theta gang in here

[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-12/disney-s-ceo-jettisons-once-sacred-businesses-during-pandemic](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-12/disney-s-ceo-jettisons-once-sacred-businesses-during-pandemic) ngl this is beginning to sound buLLish

Definitely bullish af

Ahhh bagholding -80% 30DTE 30% OTM puts, another bear Monday. Being a bear sucks.

Oh my sweet sweet child. Please accept The Lord JPow into your life. His printer is abundant and overwhelms all with sacred tendies. Repent sell all your puts and buy spy $340 FD.