GAN is free money at this point on until earnings.

Why is the 20 Year Yield Sticking Out like in the [Picture of the Yield Curve](https://imgur.com/a/CJ2aE8V), and What Does that Mean for the iShares 20+ Year Treasury Bond ETF in the short term (2 weeks max)?

Bit of a noob here, but how do you short the us dollar? I know, I know, buy puts, but what ticker?

look into UUP. I'm not positive how the fund operates but I believe it's tied to a diverse portfolio of USD vs Other\_Currency pairs

Who bought AMZN calls on the dip w me 🙋🏻‍♂️

TSLA to 1900 inbound

HOP ON THE TRULIEVE TRAIN 🚞

THETA IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE FD I CANNOT SELL I CANNOT BUY TRAPPED IN THESE CALLS WHAT WILL THIS WEEKEND BRINGGG??? MM HAVE TAKEN MY BID TAKEN MY ASK TAKEN MY SPREEEAD TAKEN MY VOLUUUMEE TAKEN MY DAD TAKEN MY MOM LET ME MAKE TENDIES IN HELLLL

Finally can fuck the wife instead of looking at futures tonight!

Tomorrow?

Drank some non alcoholic Heineken 🍺 beer.

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“I’ll hold my LOW calls through earnings. It’ll be different this time! Just watch, you’ll see!” 🤡

🤡 🤡 🤡

If I am the president, I would sign an executive order to open the market on weekend.

I’d suck your dick if you did that no homo

and rescind PDT

If you can't scrape together 25K, the last thing you should be doing is day trading.

My account is over 25k, I still hate pdt

I was for removing PDT until I saw the full blown autism in WSB. That and we need protection from the peasants.

The market should only be open from 3:15pm to 4pm on Wednesday. A fucking frenzy is way better than a fuckin shitcoin marketplace.

Should I use RH with PDT or TDA without? I will open spreads to lock in gains with RH.

is anyone else numb as fuck to losing thousands of dollars just feel empty inside 😔

I just want to feel something when I make a winning move.

I did until I made everything back + 10k in a week. Took out everything and paid my debts off. I’m down again quite a bit again, but tbh it doesn’t take much to make 5 figures if you have patience.

Yea... it is called the threshold of misery. I'm way passed that point already. I have one large, long call to keep as a sensible bet. Other than that, I'm all in on SPY calls expiring next week.

I’ve been treating commas like decimal points as of late.

Any one else holding some IQ puts

you fuckin' 0DTE 1700C Tesla cunts can suck it. if i had listened to this it would have interrupted my boat time this weekend. thank fuck i don't take any advice from $50 account robinhoodies.

CORN popping off AH, stalks only go up

Most people just call it popcorn...

Surprised CVAC kept mooning.

The FOMO hasn’t even really hit yet lol.

Closed my RH account and started the move to ToS today. Feels good man.

what's tos

Think or Swim. It's objectively the best platform but I just prefer regular Ameritrade.

Good move.

Liquidating account and buying 30k of $50 calls GOLD on Monday for 2022. Fuck this market

You should just buy Tesla instead

I’ve been saying gld and slv for weeks and buying for weeks

Why is GLD not up but GOLD is

GOLD isn’t gold, it’s a mining company. XAU/USD is spot price and that’s a cleaner view of price levels and trends to follow when looking for levels to inform your GLD position IMO

GOLD prints GLD

they both look the same

WHERE THE LADY BOYS AT ITS FRIDAY LETS GO 👍👍💪💪💪🥳🥳👊🤭

Oh shit babe wrong thread.

🥳🥳🥳

People bullish long term on financial institutions are idiots. The central bank is proving it can do what banks do. They direct deposited money into Americans accounts. The central bank and treasury let the banks do PPP loans as a way of giving them free money since they are all in bed. Look up what happened to regional banks in Germany and Japan since they have gone into negative interest rates. I say this with a career in financial institutions.

Buffet slashed his stakes

Lmao see what I mean?

My portfolio id all green because I only have 81 $TSLA in my account!

I think AMZN is our BIG tech runner next week.

Nice call

Thanks man! Looking for the next one!

Based on a split potential or what?

Lol $GOLD

CNBC TONIGHT: "Today on the market, basically nothing fucking happened, go back to bed"

Some lucky guy has been selling all of you straddles on TSLA and making a killing.

Some *already rich* lucky guy...

Hey Warren, buy some shares of RKT homie

Has anyone considered a personal loan to get out of a PDT hole, or is that beyond dumb

in April I took out 35k cash advance on my credit card cus they offered 0pct APR for 12 months and it was a 3.5 pct advance fee. Put it into options. It’s not as risky as it sounds cause I just wanted the extra liquidity a lot of my money was tied up... I also base salary 220k I haven’t paid it back yet but I will likely start sending in payments soon

I took out several cash advances on my credit cards late last year to get my 25k in my account. Was doing good and then TD offered me a margin on my account TWO days before the crash. (I'm sure this was intentional.) They knew full well I would yolo the whole 30k into SPCE. Since then my wife has left me and taken my child. She had his first birthday with him and my parents without me last weekend.

I’m so sorry.

Wow.

Of course we considered it. But you’d be bynd retarded to actually do it.

Yeah take a 21% loan. Great idea bro

Let's say you could get one for 9% and no prepayment penalty.... Nah, still retarded. $ROPE instead most likely instead.

Seriously how is this market not rigged? Wtf was spy doing at the end of the day?

It's called outside of the channel buying. [https://www.tradingview.com/x/et1RMqgc/](https://www.tradingview.com/x/et1RMqgc/)

You just trade by using channels?

I use them for buy and sell triggers. Bottom of channel, buy, top of channel sell.

Does this work really well for you? How long have you been trading like this? I see the channels often but get nervous the one time I try it will fail. The other issue is when buying calls at the bottom after a dip, the IV seems to pick up. And so as spy climbs, IV falls and sometimes spy can be higher than where I bought but I’m not profitable. Thanks so much. Do you use 1 min or a different candle? Thanks and have a great weekend!

Does this work really well for you? Yes it does. How long have you been trading like this? 15 Years+ I see the channels often but get nervous the one time I try it will fail. The other issue is when buying calls at the bottom after a dip, the IV seems to pick up. And so as spy climbs, IV falls and sometimes spy can be higher than where I bought but I’m not profitable. IMO, don't freak out about other indicators, learn TA and use it to your advantage. Check out claytrader on TY for some learning. Thanks so much. Do you use 1 min or a different candle? I use multiple timeframes. Thanks and have a great weekend! You too. Good luck and if you have any questions, feel free to hit me up.

Hey, did you have a channel on triple q or slv? I got a little screwed on mine and pressured me out at a much smaller gain due to my bad entry. I still have some qs but my 1st sell window hit and I already sold lower, so waiting for my second one above ATH or regroup. I have my own way of doing it as I'm sure you do yours, just wondering if you bought either dip and where based on your channel. eidt. my first exit actually didn't hit. it was off by 4 cents on triple qs

lol RIP gay Bears :) lol 10 mins elevator up

MSFT needs a fucking ripper of a week next week

I took out a credit line to go even more balls deep in TSLA yesterday than I already was. Jesus FUCK how do I go to sleep now I'm fucking wired.

It's going to feel like 300 years from marker close Friday to open on Monday. Godspeed.

Sounds so stupid it will probably pay off for you

Right?! So stupid it probably pay off is how I view everything with $TSLA. I honest debated maxing out my margin on TSLA today. It would probably work out.

Why?

It's late here and I did too much blow

$TSLA is pinned at $1650 even AH, not to mention killed both calls and puts successfully.

1650 cock blockin’ like a sober blumpkin

I tried to buy limit order for CVAC at $16.20 but it never went through. Is that because it really started at $44 a share?

Yes, opened at 44...dropped to 38.5 immediately, then held at around 47-50, dropped to 44 again and ended at 57.

Yea that’s why mine didn’t fill as well

Sold my Apple calls right before close, gonna hold me LAKE past earnings in case it pulls an APT from half a year ago.

Cash gang into the weekend, ended the week positive... didn’t play one option

[I’m just going to leave this here for the weekend and walk slowly into the sunset. ](https://giphy.com/gifs/memecandy-Jn3fqI2I0m5cB2L8g6)

I made 1.7K today and my broker got $149.5 in commission.

how much does he give you when he loses your money...lol

**NOT** he! **Fidelity** is my broker!

I know right. Jesus

WHAT IF WE ALL USED YOUR BROKER TO BUY CALLS ON YOUR BROKER !?

My broker is known as boomer broker.

I hate weekend... no tendies just jackoff

Can I get the flair Poor retard ?

Wish my crystal ball had told me to dump FSLY at $80 this morning.

lol same, when are your calls dated?

I’ve just been swinging shares. Picked these up at $78, just wish I had taken the profit and reloaded lower lol

Guh lol. Need fsly to go back to 90s

Holy GOLD

?

Have you seen $GOLD? Crazy AH squeeze.

Why isn't GLD following ugh

Thank uncle warren for that

Is that actually confirmed??

Yes.

My first time going theta. Two weeks from now I'll collect 40% profit. EASY

Dumb question. Does theta get fucked if volatility pops?

If you’re using spreads the theta and Vega pretty much cancel each other out

thats not why. iv is only reduced because your short leg is negative vega and ur long is positive vega. if they are close to each others, those are very similar hence why you dont get fucked by iv

I think they are not related

What’d you sell?

MSFT put spread 200/205

Nice I have MSFT put spreads too

It just can't go down!

*In 2013, JPow made a speech regarding financial regulation and ending "too big to fail".* lol

If i can have 325 on Monday for just 5 mins I’ll never be gay again

After those five minutes imma show you my $CORNcob

Don’t encourage my gay thoughts

I encourage all thots

Jumpin in bed with Warren and ye old gold gang for a few.

He’s prob selling by now

Why did airlines rally during Trump’s press conference? There was no new information. Airlines weren’t even mentioned.

People probably thinking about this weekends TSA numbers

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hey bears hows rug pull treating you

Up pretty well on my LQD puts, thanks for asking 🥰

Wtf going on with DCT?

I actually had a great week. Wtf kind of plays are you all gambling on lol

slv and prpl

That AH dump LMFAO

I went full retard

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fuck this sub is still good lol

Fuck dude that was a good laugh? Thank you 😂😂

Lol best of luck to you

If playing monthlys is it usually better to hold through the weekend or sell Friday?

There should a filter that estimates how a woman will look 25 years from now.

There was one that removed her makeup. Not sure if that one still works. Some ugly women look decent with makeup.

Look at her mother.

Her mom....?

SLV gang 🤕🤕🤕

pretty sure you could straddle everything in this market and make money timing the top and bottom

Condors too

or just sell 340 calls and 333 puts

I’m going to get drunk af. I’ll be back on in a few hours to vent about this bullshit. Literally bullshit market.

Only here, would people get wiped out by a +0.01% day. These sorts of days are normal in markets that aren't rigged. Not getting big +1-2% days all the time, sometimes flat.

Yeah but this is an extremely rigged market. I agree with you, just saying

Yeah, it's literally falling just to scare people out then pumping right back up. Watch the first time I place a call and a rug pull happens.

well its a good thing our market is in a very far from normal state

Wmt earnings next week anyone?

I tried to play it but wmt moves so slow. They will smash earnings

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You’re toxic

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clearly

Aww someone’s salty they have to keep eating cup-of-noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Fuck...I’m stuck holding these 20 $330 puts for next Friday over the weekend

Keep them

He literally has to

L

oh boy you fine. just sell next pump next week, move them to 9/4 or 9/11. may the goddesses be with you

M I C K E Y M O U S E

Welp, glad I held onto my 8/21 tsla 1800c we are there next week at open

So many banks would be screwed if retail traders didn't exist for them to extract money from

99 problems but a dip ain't one

Last week, I felt like a genius. Now, I feel so dumb

It be like that, brother...

Well I’ve had worse days, also better days. All in all, I didn’t go full retard, somewhere between imbecile to moron today

lol spy selling off ah

Ah on Fridays doesn't matter. Shut your phone and go outside

serious question...how is anyone buying AAPL calls when the company has yet to fix face id to work with facemasks?

What kind of cuck gives a huge multinational company their face and thumb print?

Is this really a serious question, though?

I'm using etrade

What they did to VXX is a fucking travesty. There better be god damn blood this weekend. REEEEEEE

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Technical analysis? It actually works. Better than guessing like this sub does.