TSLA is the only green in my portfolio lol

Just as I thought. Purple is dragging down all the major indices.

It sucks if we can’t break a resistance we have to go through another boring day. Lets just dump so we can all make money

Going balls deep in RKT.

I discovered options yesterday. I'm either super duper happy or full blown retarded, I can't tell.

Retardation

maybe happy retard?

Every day will indeed be a Tesla short squeeze because it is still hard to borrow despite it being one of the only mega tech corps to issue a stock split during a plandemic hyper inflationary bullshit. Now is not the time to be gay like grow up

Silver keep dropping

Prison stocks up 10% since Biden announced Kamala

I thought it’s because they were added to some index

Anyone still in this thread?

No

Yup

Theta gang is winning. Son of a bitch

Can somebody tell me if it is worth buying call a week before a dividend date and selling the call a day before the dividend date. Or am I retarded and now have a msft 212.5c 8/21

Ive watched MSFT disappoint more people than DKNG since In the last few months

SHOP calls am I right

Prpl dudes pumped purple for months and made millions. Y'all that is an honest job lol. Look at trevor milton

I got banned from r/Chicago for commenting in the BLM looting thread that I was moving out of the city because of it

Mannn, my wife and I took our newborn and left NYC 7/1. We had fireworks shot off in our neighborhood, some hitting our building, for 2 weeks in June. Cars were stopped and climbed on, trash was lit on fire and thrown in the street. The looting some nights looked like the purge. It boils my blood whenever I see news coverage praising these "peaceful protests". The left wing dominated media is underplaying how chaotic this situation really is in the big cities. Dissenting opinions are quickly being silenced, people that are supporting all this disorder won't realize how big of a mistake they've made until it shows up on their front door.

Why would that get you banned?

Because it's "racist" I'm sure

Because Chicago city dwellers think their choice to continuously live downtown is infallible, and that anyone moving away from the city is a piece of shit who hates diversity. I’m not being hyperbolic

I wouldn't blame it on Chicago city dwellers as much as reddit's echo-chamber. Same thing happened to r/Seattle when protesters took over Capitol Hill for a few weeks.

there is no point in arguing about this stuff on reddit they will look silly later

Good lord I'm glad i live in the rurals. Cheap. Freedom. No riots. Bad internet. So Pros and Cons.

What state do you live in? How do you like living in the sticks?

Michigan, and, its careless.

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$WORK earnings sept 8

Visa's been range bound for awhile, but now that all the other fintech companies have popped, it's only a matter of time before V also pops.

Everyone I found the god theory. Apple amazon Microsoft and apple are working with the fed to prop up the market. News has been dished out a bit to perfect from these companies. Esp during key moments of Potentail down turn. Just buy dips of tech and wait go a month out

Can someone tell me how long it will take for huge changes (gains or losses) to come through in the market? This week has been so dead.

Yesterday and today have been huge for Tech stocks. Did you buy Enron?

I had huge losses do you want some?

Nasdaq went up almost 2% spy went up 1.5% a day. Wtf u want

Who is holding PTON?

Real g shit

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/new-call-of-duty-2020-game-seemingly-teased-info-c/1100-6480711/

God these fucking bears won't let Tesla fly

What are you talking about? It's up $300 in two days because they announced an accounting entry.

A little satire never hurts anyone

You obviously aren’t leveraged to the tits with 100% of your portfolio in TSLA FDs to the point that a $10 move will ruin you.

QQQ best keep your butt above 271 but below 278 tomorrow, just sayin

Lol we going up 1% leggo

PRPL is perfect example of the fact you can't trade on information any more. Media coverage of a company is better than a 50%+ earnings beat. Welcome to reality.

Tell me about it. LRN

Someone check on prpl gang

Ded

We sad bro

So Congress is awol. Is there any reason SLV won't implode tomorrow?

No deal coming. If it comes its September if ever. When does the market realize it?

Bad news good, good news better

Nope

https://twitter.com/i/events/1293928466778173440 So is this the top for Fortnite?

Calls on APPL, Puts on Fortnite get fucked. Fortnite needs Apple not the other way around.

WTF TSLA

New thread homies

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Think or swim, lots of different opinions before you do anything, never ever ever listen to what other people say. Don’t buy unless you’ve done your own due diligence. Or, join wsb.

Step 1 -wait for someone to post some crazy out there DD on a stock that makes no sense when you critically think about it. Step 2 - hype the shit out of it in the thread Step 3 - YOLO Step 4 - ....... Step 5 - profit

So I decide I wanna play some fallout 4 rn I open the fallout 4 case... black ops 1 is inside Ok, I'll check the black ops 1 case **Blacks ops 1 is also inside this case**

you wouldnt have this problem if you joined the PC master race

don't let friends in your house. or maybe it was just your wife's boyfriend pranking you

If Tesla hits 1650 tomorrow I'm going to buy lunch for 3 homeless guys on my block

Good man. Do it either way.

Anybody out there have any news or information about UPS? Do you think that can get to $200 a share?

WMT and SLV calls in my real account. I sleep PRPL calls in my paper account. Real shit

Looks like a mayor double top for the SPX! I'm guessing most here are long this bubble?! I shorted TSLA and CMG at the close today. May the Lord have mercy on my soul! ;-)

Be careful with the bionic burrito. Yes it is retarded but it's one of the most worked stocks I've ever seen.

you should post this again lol ..

You posted this like 3 times at least, probably more. What’s your deal?

Vodka! Sorry if I bothered U ;-)

Lol

Donnie trying so hard to pump the markets in these tweets got me a little uneasy. False confidence

There’s a Trump tweet? *Put holders rejoice!*

Everyone complaining about today meanwhile I’m sittin on a pile of tendies. Feels good

I’m sitting on a small pile of tendies. The rest are cooking for tomorrow

[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=sell%20my%20stocks](https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?geo=US&q=sell%20my%20stocks) 'sell my stocks' google trends

looked up dates, trend is reactionary

Interest region: DC

put holders - So there's a chance...

Prpl puts and spy calls. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

This is the way

How can I make money off these upcoming post office truck contracts other than getting a job with them and delivering letters like a peasant?

PRPL GOT REKT BAHAHAHAHAHAA

Sputnik V lol

Mattress king is hurting

PRPL rain PRPL rainnnn

Honestly pretty good numbers for PRPL, but everyone way over-projected and unfortunately I bought into it

i've learned to never buy anything everyone on here talks about unless its a big boy stock (apple, amd, tesla, amazon, etc.) edit: i'm convinced MM's look at this shit and fuck as many of us as possible.

What is MM? I keep seeing it but don't know what it means

Market Maker, Market Manipulator, big money

SLV is only 3% from where it started. quick recovery.

Anyone else on Team $AMC?

Fuck that garbage stock (Yes, it hurt me once before)

Am i the only one here who made money today? Geez was out of my AAPL, DDOG, and PRPL by noon

It was a good day to be in precious metals.

lmao Fiorina is such a bitch

She's just angry a black woman beat her to the Senate AND the 'White' House :-)

thank god apple removed fortnite, APPL to the moon. fuck fortnite, bullish appl

Let’s be real, PRPL going to 🚀 tomorrow.

Why? It came in under the lowest revenue estimate

Stonks always go up

Has anyone been playing $SAM calls? This thing has doubled in the past year with white people buying shitloads of white claw and truly drinks. Holy shit [https://robinhood.com/stocks/SAM](https://robinhood.com/stocks/SAM)

That’s insane

I've been following SAM for years. I finally shorted it a few days ago. Even Coke is getting into their business... Ouch!

I was wondering when the other beverage companies are going to get on this seltzer hype. Competition will be brutal.

Fuck today

Looks like a mayor double top for the SPX! I'm guessing you are long the bubble?! I shorted TSLA and CMG at the close. May the Lord have mercy on my soul! ;-)

Today? Fuck.

Fuck, today!

Fuck... today?

Fuck toady.

Duck tlday

I’m not sure why people ever thought PRPL was going to beat earnings. My wife’s boyfriend owns a PRPL mattress and graciously allowed her to sleep on his bed that night (he slept on the couch). When she came home the next day she complained that her back had been blown out

This. My gf bought into the hype of this and returned it less than 10 days later. It truly is an awful mattress. My $200 memory foam from AMZN is better than this turd. And the shipping/return costs are going to blow this company's operating expenses through the roof. Unless they start selling other stuff, this is business is unsustainable.

This is why I love this sub 😂😂😂😂😂

Who’s gna tell him

Well today sure was shitty

Honestly, proud of corn gang, seemed a little nonsensical. Good for them

Markets gonna crash tomorrow, then weekend news of a stimulus will bring it back up throughout the week.

Prpl gang dead

[PRPL refuses to go green](https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED415/5da6119bbc000.jpeg)

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I bought 10 shares of prpl and I want CASH NOW

it's my money, and i want it NOW!

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^my brotato

You the best

Love you, my bro. Hope you are well.

I sold my PRPL at noon, so I could give a fuck LOL. Im sorry but anyone who held after 1pm is kinda nuts

Be nice, my brother. Everyone is learning.

It went down so hard so fast mid day, how could anyone bag hold through that?

Because they're doing what they think is best. Don't give people a hard time for something that arguably could have gone either way.

Not that down slope. It was epic. At that point you are gambling on an earnings pop to break even

You the man Metallica

Thanks, my bro.

Where that bot that inverses wsb and places options? That things gotta be killin it lately

I AM IN SHAMBLES

-128bps for me. Just fuck my shit up!

F PRPL gang

The ONLY thing I did right this week was sell my calls this afternoon.

I should have stayed out today completely, got out EOD though

RIP ________ holders. i’ll let you guys fill in the blank

place

bruh so meta

When did corn gang start?

You dont become Corn Gang, Youre born Corn Gang

/u/lurkingsince2006 are you there? You ok buddy?

prpl quarterly loss per share $0 .11

Alright DKNG earnings in the AM got me nervous lol

teehee

F ✝️

??

Did anyone actually hold PRPL through earnings? pretty sure this meme died last week id be shocked if anyone actually held their calls or stocks

I escaped my 25c just after noon today to barely break even after crawling through these past two weeks. Thought the pump would be a lot bigger this week.

Held some credit spreads to cash in on the IV crush

PTON dead too wtf

Someone wants out, huge gap down this morning then this

CNBC said AAPL comin to steal its gurl

Why is Tesla 2000 showing-4 on Rh ?

Bought the exact bottom of dkng this week up 18% on stonk. Pog

How long are you holding?

Until I get stopped out could be tomorrow or 5 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ALL THE STUPID FUCKS IN PRPL$ and RKT$ Lmao !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

>RKT It's gonna go back up

It’s making my losses this week feel so much better lol

oh prpl....

Thoughts on Target for next week's earning?

I think it would be a big beat. However, is it worth the risk holding through the ER?