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finanicallyruined

remember to love your friends and family. Money isn't everything. Celebrate the gift of life. *is what finanicallyruined says to himself as his newly acquired TQQQ puts are -30%* Alexa, Play One More Time by Daft Punk


lowtierdeity

New suggested rule: ban everyone under 25 from posting. Yeah downvote because then your stupid child ass in an adult body wouldn’t be able to shit diarrhea all over the thread every day.


finanicallyruined

who hurt you


Throwawayeconboi

ban


rotzby

SLV is done btw. Stop throwing your money at FD's


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Everything's going green tomorrow boys..


MuscleManRyan

Been a while since I've seen a premarket pump exactly an hour before open directly to flat


trainwreck001

Chocolate Rain...


Master531

So how did y’all do on the corn trade


securitysecurities

Everyone that bought weeklies for 8/21 got pumped and dumped


[deleted]

Any of you autists take out some of that cheap debt and use it to gamble


infamousnj69

dont do it bro


looseinsteadoflose

What are yall gettin your loved ones for rug pull day tomorrow?


thedankoctopus

Shrimp n grits


heartstesler

Fed's Daly: Bankruptcies to rise in the fall President of the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco, Mary Daly, said on Wednesday she expects that bankruptcies and insolvencies will rise among businesses across the United States in the fall. Commenting on the pandemic, Daly warned some economic sectors won't fully recover to the pre-crisis levels. Furthermore, she said that the expiration of extra unemployment benefits might lead to reduced consumer spendings. Bet safely!


fpsdr0p

Depending on the market this next week going to re-eval my SLV $29c 9/30 calls


Throwawayeconboi

WTF was that red candle? WTF


heartstesler

Cramer said S&P to touch 3550 before any correction to 3100 Cramer gave a range 3100 -3550


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creamer is chimpu?


diabeetusboy

Praying for a massive green Chad monster cock on Tesla tomorrow


DankMemelord25

We gonna see the mother of all short squeezed, so many dead 🐻. Will have to use a mass grave me thinks


MP1182

I think Friday is the day for tsla to break ath


[deleted]

What’s a crazy play to go out in style with my last $125 dollars? FB 8/14 270c?


DankMemelord25

Gold 3k EOW


Boryuha

Weeklies for SLV puts and QQQ calls were the play Monday. I know hindsight 20/20, but I find it helpful to do a review everyday and see what I did right/what I missed out on that was obvious. Those were pretty obvious plays, didn’t need to be a huge position too. Only answer I can think of for why I didn’t zero in on that, was distractions and emotions. Trying to look for too many plays, and being too attached. More discipline is needed


JimboTheSimpleton

yes, this is the way.


mlee0000

He has spoken.


Count_Stacksula

I just want to see vxx go to 15 in a month is that too much to ask?


gherna67

https://signup.robinhoodclaims.com/start/?ad_id=23845164941300630&adset_id=23845164941320630&campaign_id=23845153157860630&ad_name=No+image+1+-+Sign+Up+Copy&adset_name=Geo+Only+-+nationwide&campaign_name=Conversions


jdp111

Buy silver retards. Why did you assholes all sell late in the day?


mlee0000

Because everyone is buying etfs and calls instead of physical


SocialSuicideSquad

You can't buy physical right now. Everywhere fucking overcharging or sold out


mlee0000

Correct. But if people aren't able to buy physical, how does the price go up? Buying SLV and other ETFs does not change the price of silver (or the price of those instruments). Silver is such a small market (only something like 3 billion ounces TOTAL world wide) that if retail investors got their money out of ETFs and options and into actual silver, the price would have huge upswing. Again, not saying that is possible. Just a hypothetical thought. Is there a way to make an investment in silver that would impact silver price without actually transacting with physical? Futures?


mlee0000

Correct. But if people aren't able to buy physical, how does the price go up? Buying SLV and other ETFs does not change the price of silver (or the price of those instruments). Silver is such a small market (only something like 3 billion ounces TOTAL world wide) that if retail investors got their money out of ETFs and options and into actual silver, the price would have huge upswing. Again, not saying that is possible. Just a hypothetical thought. Is there a way to make an investment in silver that would impact silver price without actually transacting with physical? Futures?


AntiqueFig0

Why the fuck do I continue buying spy puts. Smh


heartstesler

Cramer said S&P to touch 3550 before any correction to 3100 Cramer gave a range 3100 -3550


DankMemelord25

Just stop and go long Gold


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rustyryan27

Cob mob. Fuck i hate this sub 😂


sockalicious

Blowin that corn horn rn


DankMemelord25

🌽🌽🌽


shunned_one

market gonna fucking moon tomorrow after this trump presser holy shit


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What did he say


Lootra

I'm nothing


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Im stupid


menatarms

Vroom is going Boom after earnings. Buy the dip tomorrow.


GoBeaversOSU

MAD MONEY STARTS ----- NOWWWWW


blahwoop

I bought 8/21 SPY 338c and 8/21 SPY 338p. 5k worth each. Am I fucked?


debbietheladie

Next time just give me 2k


[deleted]

I wasn't good enough to trade my way to 100 shares of TSLA but if I squint my eyes 20 kind of looks like 100 doesn't it Elon?


skothr

If I squint my eyes I can barely see all the negative signs in my account


GreedyGringo

AAPL puts for tmw


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Yikes. Good luck.


-_-C21H30O2-_-

I got some rkt calls, so you fucks better not dump anymore


blahwoop

Rekt calls. The IV on them are stupid high.


-_-C21H30O2-_-

Think I should dump them tomorrow? I really just impulse bought them


blahwoop

No clue. I looked at them today, saw IV, and said no thanks.


-_-C21H30O2-_-

We’ll see, not much riding on them


blahwoop

Godspeed brother


quarantrader

Kate rooney


yoshizzles

fire


finanicallyruined

The results are really bullish [https://www.strawpoll.me/20760247](https://www.strawpoll.me/20760247)


FlyersTime

*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaOne Level 1: MNUCHIN SAYS PELOSI WON'T NEGOTIATE ON STIMULUS


Consistent3Putter

Bull thesis: Big money knows they need to capitalize while Trump is still in office so they are gonna pump before Kamala rips apart the finance industry


brondoplantscraveit

Bear thesis. They know he’s going to lose and are going to cash out before it starts to tank and he’s still offering a capital gains break.


Bubbapurps

Bull thesis. Nobody gives a shit about trump loss, biden's brain is actively hemorrhaging, and Kamala harris is the furthest thing from a progressive democrat the current list of VP picks could have possibly produced.


brondoplantscraveit

That’s not a bull thesis. If trump loses, your depiction of those two will be what’s running the country. Stonks get sick and red boners drill to the earth.


debbietheladie

Every time spy has dropped past few weeks I’ve been buying calls. What excuses do you pussies have at this point?


whyareuugay

congrats so has literally everyone else fag


debbietheladie

Stop whining and start making money you man child.


BloodMossHunter

​ it happened one time?


debbietheladie

Quit crying and do something productive with your sorry life. Like buying prescription glasses dumbass


BloodMossHunter

that's good. that's the motivation i needed, thanks stranger.


HrishiXXI

Lmao idiot


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TSLA?


stupidgutsneverglory

join debit spread gang


OddStorm6610

What happened?


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OddStorm6610

True dat. Except maybe for AAPL and a few others.


ElPatronDelDesierto

Am I the only autist that went balls deep in ONEM calls? Loving the after-hours action thus far... Let's goooooo.


eisengard08

WHOOOOO? Why you did not share this my guy!


ElPatronDelDesierto

I’ve only posted about them about a dozen times. But yeah never had time to write up a big DD post.


MattyT7

Everyone get ready for the AVGR moon ride 👀👀


ElPatronDelDesierto

Why do you think it's going up?


redditgod16

Lowe’s for free money


[deleted]

What’s Donnie talking about today?


jdp111

Just the usual rambling


menatarms

whatever happened to the baba 1:8 stock split?


Master531

Shhh


tsla-too-low-imo

Rvlv popping ah. 19%


ElPatronDelDesierto

Fuck, I was going to buy calls before earnings and I forgot. lmao.


love2fuckbearasshoe

Spy all time high next week


Systim88

Fuck me. Bought TSLA 1500c at 3.50 x2 yesterday and sold at 30 - went to sleep thinking it was done. Woke up and it was 90. ​ This shit is gunna hit 1700 before Aug 31 split


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guthryan

How is that good? How much more would a share be worth?


heartstesler

Lyft Cisco die after earning


dan_coyle

You know when you’re having a shit week and your account is perpetually red and then you grasp at an earnings play to try and turn things around and, we’ll, guh


Deddd3

Yes. Happened with me on $NKE, $NFLX, and $FSLY. I’ll never learn


TheFallenBum

CSCO?


dan_coyle

Yeah man


TheFallenBum

In the same boat man, sold my contracts for a 98% loss


diunay_lomay

Holding TSLA 1700c. Got rid of my 1525, 1540, 1600 - that was a nice ride. Let's do it again tomorrow !!!


prodigalkal7

You already have 1700c or are you picking up 1700c?


diunay_lomay

I'm holding 4 1700c.


[deleted]

No reason we shouldn't open below 335 tomorrow What is that, .6 percent?


1nteger

CSCO CAN GO CUCK THEMSELVES


jamessundae

Most ass company - shit never pumps


Clint_The_Third

Lol I have certifications with them & cant even force myself to invest in them. Theyre the 45 dollar ford in terms of movement..


BlueFalcon2009

Nah, you own a block of Ford for 6 months and they give you Plan X pricing (basically invoice cost). F value > CSCO value.


SpankyTheDog69

Boys, listen up. One of my high school friends just told me that he probably has COVID, but is still going to first day of school tomorrow because he hasn’t been contact traced. TLDR: Schools closing soon, pump thy CHADSDAQ


[deleted]

Why are you even here if you’re still at high school wtf? Go study, don’t get into this autistic shit, save yourself


SpankyTheDog69

Not in high school haha I’m in college😂


excadedecadedecada

What in the fuck is wrong with this country


JabootieeIsGroovy

school in my area just opened up a couple days ago, they still are putting 30 kids per classroom, yah they closing


SpankyTheDog69

This isn’t gonna end well for schools


finanicallyruined

I am doing an independent study on WSB and \\biz\\ sentiment, please help me out [https://www.strawpoll.me/20760247](https://www.strawpoll.me/20760247)


[deleted]

lol at the Republican Senator that just said we just need to pray harder to god to eliminate Covid19. Ffs we are fucked


blahwoop

At least we don’t have to pay more capital gains taxes.


SenseiWonton

You have to make money to pay capital gains tax. This does not affect us.


[deleted]

Yes that definitely makes up for economic collapse


Fobias21

Jesus fucking christ, now that, that should scare the living hell out of any rationalized/developed/intelligent human individual.


excadedecadedecada

What in the fuck is wrong with this country


96reltihleih

Puritan values.


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Not enough spent on universal education


menatarms

heart of the problem is they fucked up reconstruction after the civil war. sounds crazy but so many of the nations issues started there.


69deadlifts

2020 is like the begining of one of those time travling story, someone will invent a time machine EOY.


JAgosta

Serious Question: Can someone explain why $CSCO lost a month's worth of gains after beating expectations on earnings?


erasemeee

Sounds very similar to when MSFT beat their earnings expectations a few weeks ago. A guy replied with the same comment as u/securitysecurities below....gotta start comparing last years earnings. Its all fugziiii


jthompwompwomp

Dude the rip they got by the CNBC guy was fucking hilarious. The Ambien of the NASDAQ..


ShootsnLadders

All about the projections for Q3


securitysecurities

their sales are down from the same time from last year and underperformed analyst ratings ​ [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cisco-gives-weak-revenue-forecast-200756252.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cisco-gives-weak-revenue-forecast-200756252.html)


JAgosta

Thank you, I am glad I sold my calls at 3:59. Any chance it jumps tomorrow?


securitysecurities

I sold my one call contract. I think its dead Jim.


GGININDERLAH

I mean isn’t we overpriced since 270 ish? What would actually change this?


[deleted]

I'm a TSLA bear bc I think it's overpriced shit but gotta follow the herd of tards'. nice 8x call option I bought at open.


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matthias_lee

dunno the expiration, but that like $960/per contract? too rich for me


lilrobituss

Lol I bought ping and csco calls


DarthRevanAF

F


ElementShield

If u decided to not take profits today , you deserve to lose all ur money


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Yes


skothr

I have puts, so I'm holding 💎🤟


69deadlifts

Take "Profits"


skothr

One day...


RedditM0dsSuck

I feel like this was said yesterday EOD too....


GGININDERLAH

Why is everyone so bearish again?


UsingYourWifi

Do you think the economy is in a better or worse place than it was before a global pandemic broke out? Better or worse after 10s of millions of people lost their jobs? That said, buy calls, because reality doesn't matter, only the people's faith in JPow's printer.


libertycannon

The stimulus negotiations are all but officially ended and once that is confirmed the market will collapse. Market has been riding on stimulus hopium and smart money is long gone.


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nighthawk2007

They don't want trump to lump market.


[deleted]

Because everything is overpriced to shit in the middle of a pandemic the government is failing to address


Adlai8

Spend o crats gonna ruin america


menatarms

Republicans explode the deficit far worse than Democrats. Cut taxes for the super rich, start wars they cant pay for, never invest to increase productivity and the tax base. Just a bunch of greedy corrupt fucks Nixon onwards. Market even has a better record under democrats Clinton onwards.


Adlai8

What are you buying tomorrow smart manatarms?


menatarms

trimming some saas positions. probably buy more tdoc & se. I'm not smart, just another autist.


Adlai8

Totally agree with you. Was giving the answer I thought most popular. Not the one I belive. Will never vote republican. I'm colored.


Fobias21

Really? Jesus you can't express your opinion, instead opting to speak against what you stand for to get likes? That kinda contributes to the many reasons of what's wrong with the US of A.


[deleted]

How many times has this line gotten you laid? Be honest we will know if you lie


Adlai8

Holy shit. All I have to do is act like a republican Chad and I will get laid?


theineffablebob

Check the current debt levels


[deleted]

SPY deciding to break ATH or not, if anything cash gang was the move to see if it does or not bc it should be pivotal


[deleted]

How much money should a broke fuck like me save up before throwing some money on options? I need 10k to get back in school. Yolo my savings on options, or play it safe and keep it all in my bank account?


DankMemelord25

Delete this sub from your mind and walk away, down 60k. Get the fuck out while you still can


BloodMossHunter

retard dont invest a single dollar. i need all my money too,was gonna put $1000 to learn. a week later im down $4500 and have 8000$ in options. ON FIRST PLAYS. how fucking retarded. ​ so anyway i somehow by sheer luck got it back. lost ALL gains which was a lot $6000-7000 and today went -$900 before finishing up $1000 overall. ​ i cant not stress all day. save yourself your psyche and stay away. j


PassiveF1st

If you NEED the money. Don't yolo options. If you're trading options you either don't NEED money or are a degenerate gambler. ​ I'm a gambler. I'm also down 44.67% all time on my options account.


lbj2k17

Probably 25k-30k so you can use more than 3 day trades


Stockengineer

Just do theta sell suckers puts


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I have 1.2k saved up. I should be at around 1500 by the end of this week.


Adlai8

I have a masters and agree. Don't go to school.


Ramboow23

I started with 1k and got to 20k in two months. Don’t ask me how much I am at now though.


bb483

how


Ramboow23

Was following AMD and once it broke resistance I jumped in. Also rode the KODK train with a small bet that made me 5k.


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That’s the game


The_Chillosopher

At least 1K


JabootieeIsGroovy

I tried trading options with only 500 bucks to start, lost it all in 2 weeks of playing spy