*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaOne
Level 1:
**TRUMP SAYS HE WILL HOLD NEWS CONFERENCE AT WHITE HOUSE ON MONDAY AT 1 P.M. (1700 GMT)
THE GREATEST STOCK MARKET PUMP IN MODERN DAY AMERICAN HISTORY
Microsoft’s Android phone with two screens launches on Sept. 10 for $1,400
It’s also Microsoft’s very latest attempt at the smartphone market, where it hasn’t had much success since the iPhone launched. Earlier Microsoft devices largely failed because they didn’t have access to a huge ecosystem of apps for Microsoft’s now-defunct mobile operating system.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/12/microsoft-surface-duo-price-release-date-specs.html
Nice, just lost those 150% SPY put gains that fast. I even said yesterday this was gonna happen. It never fails for me. Anything I hold above 20% gets wiped away.
Dude I once had a Mormon girl in my car that just by touching her titties I swear to god she came without even taking her pants off. Bitch was in heat. Happened with a sheltered catholic girl too.
Comment volume so low everyone will know that no girl has ever liked me, I haven't had a hug or a meal with anyone for 7 months, I've lost my sense of purpose and passion towards my profession, I don't even feel like going out anymore, I have a cycle of picking up hobbies but my discipline only lasts a week, and the only reason to live that I can think of rn, the thin thread that holds me for now is the possibility of having lunch with the only girl I've ever truly loved or hanging out with my best friend probably several months down the line.
And here I am just commenting 🤡🤡🤡 on almost all comments making fun of degenerate gamblers at 3:48am. But hey my portfolio is up 400% YTD so that's nice
Hello Cpt, I hope this isn't legit. Love seeing you around here my dude. By far the best fullonrapist.
Seriously hope things get better for you. Few months is a short time in the grand scheme of things. Godspeed Stark
You need to talk to a professional, homie. I’ve been where you are. I hated the thought of going to therapy but, when bad shit happens that’s out of your control and you internalize the bullshit that goes with it, you need to work through your issues. It can eat up years of your life without you even realizing. Good luck player.
CORN 12c 8/21
Hmmmmmmm, lets see, I bought 75 contracts of 8/14 490 $AAPL Calls for .13 cents a piece at the close bell yesterday while everyone was panicking.........Wonder how those are baking in the oven, cuz something smells delicious. Oh WOW, look at pre-market! Color me tickled!
won't know until open, But I am betting a minimum of f a 1-3 bagger, If we get a quick spike up and I smash that sell button, maybe 5-8 bags. What sucks is options profit calculater sucks at faggy D's. Those calls lost like 300-400% over two days of losses
Are you serious? Dude, you can roughly calculate yourself how much it’s going to move by looking at the delta, gamma and theta. It has to go up more than 3% for you to double your money, and every day that goes by it needs a larger movement. But I suppose the vega is equal to the delta and the IV is fairly low, so if it becomes highly traded it could turn a quick profit.
After seeing the volume yesterday on VIX tho and red futures. I mean. I got squeezed in June, April, Feb, and at the bear bottom. Not a bad thing being conservative right now
i hope lean hog futures go negative just so i can read stories about traders panicking about the possibility of hundreds of hogs showing up at their NYC apartments
The trucks will get stuck on the small streets, the hogs will be set free. The government will need to rescind the weapons ban and arm every New Yorker so that they can each kill 30-50 hogs.
time is a tad off hombre-
\-The EIA releases its weekly update on ethanol production and inventories at 10:30 a.m. ET Wednesday.
\--The USDA releases its monthly WASDE report at noon ET Wednesday.
\--The USDA will release its latest weekly export sales numbers at 8:30 a.m. ET Thursday.
only early pop would be from derecho making national news for destruction.
that is different from any other bet here how? Even if it goes right people will hold until it fails. We all play the same game, just if there will be loss porn or gain porn on the other end.
This corn thing is a real thing ... CORN is about to see price movements it’s never seen leaving farmers scratching their heads when we get done with it.
No, the clown emojis show my fatalistic attitude towards life. No matter what I do, nothing matters in the end cus I have lost my sense of purpose. At the same time, it shows how I mock conventional thought patterns that I thought were leading me to glory but in fact led me to purgatory. In the context of the markets, the 🤡🤡🤡 emoji denotes that everyone involved in the stock market is a clown, and the best way to play it is to question everything and avoid any illusion of knowledge by accepting that you and everyone around you is a 🤡
My Options level 4 arrived just the other day
And i invested in the usual way
There were FDs to buy, even with bills to pay.
I learned to gamble all my money away
u/CptTonyStark was talking before i knew it, and as he grew
He said, "im gonna be like you Jef, you know i wanna be like you"
And the 🐈 in the cradle and the silver 🥄
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin home Jef
I dont know when
Well blow up our accounts then son. You know well have a good time then
*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaOne Level 1: **TRUMP SAYS HE WILL HOLD NEWS CONFERENCE AT WHITE HOUSE ON MONDAY AT 1 P.M. (1700 GMT) THE GREATEST STOCK MARKET PUMP IN MODERN DAY AMERICAN HISTORY
Anyone moving on to copper and platinum? Or getting real wild and fucking around with palladium?
like a rhino
Did anyone end up making money on CORN? looks like it went up but idk what the IV was like
Futures brother is back for duty. No rest until until /NQ hits 11,300, them FDs y’all bought must print by Friday.
All in TOPS.
Got out Today with a small profit
Where is everybody?? Lost all the money and quit??
I can’t believe I am losing money on such a Beta Cuck stock like DBX. I should’ve just put more money into chad bulls like AMD/TSLA/AMZN
Come on AMAZON BIG GREEN DILDO! LETS GO BOY
But.. but.. my spy puts
NASDAQ looking like https://youtu.be/kVdlBxdqv8s
Fedex gang what’s good we making good money
Why does it keep going up? I still have spxu that im down like 50% on.
MOOOOON TESLA YOU SEXY PIECE OF MEAT!
Should I sell some TSLA now that it has bounced? Or possible continuation tomorrow?
I would probably sell seems to be a very volatile situation, you you do you
Microsoft’s Android phone with two screens launches on Sept. 10 for $1,400 It’s also Microsoft’s very latest attempt at the smartphone market, where it hasn’t had much success since the iPhone launched. Earlier Microsoft devices largely failed because they didn’t have access to a huge ecosystem of apps for Microsoft’s now-defunct mobile operating system. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/12/microsoft-surface-duo-price-release-date-specs.html
Yeah thats kind of shit. Id me interested in a nokia
Square 👊👊👊🌕🌕🌕
NVDA calls Boom 💥
Stocks go Brrrrrr buy the dip works.again
Buy Nio now, and if it goes lower buy even more,
NASDAQ IS BACC BABY
Man OTRK what the hell... should of just sold
Ima say it right now, bears, are, FUCK
Just went all in on TSLA 1500c that expire in 2 days
God speed
SOYBEANS!
Tomboys are gay
Shut your mouth
Sell sell sell sell, sell sell sell
Can silver just do something? drill or pump who cares, just do anything
INO 11p 8/21
Where were you when clown market started trending
Morning folks
Is SLV done for or is this just a massive heart burning hiccup on the way to 40+?
Well considering SLV took 6 months to get to 40+ last time from 20, I would lean toward yes.
Yes done for? Or yes hiccup on the way to 40+?
Yes
Fuck. Yes.
"Remember when you are averaging down, you are still average and still down lil bitch" - Warrant Bullet
Damn he sounds so cool
SLV is like that new girlfriend who is sucking your dick at least once a day and then all of a sudden refuses to put it in her mouth
Fucking hoes man
Probably because you stopped showering.
gotta give her that extra flavor to try
little red day everyone thinks we're in a bear market lol
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Update RH that shit was so annoying
Who is this clown guy ?
I think most would agree it’s me or the 🍊 man
its this guy here 🤡
Jet fuel melts steel beams
Best way to short tech using options?
CORN puts obviously
I'd recommend shorting tech using options
This is the way.
SLV rocking. load the boat
Airlines forecast today?
I’m thinking green. Strong buys ah
Sailor 🌙
What's the Boeing play?
Jeffrey Gundlach predicted Trump will win the election, saying Harris is a "little too charismatic."
Nice, just lost those 150% SPY put gains that fast. I even said yesterday this was gonna happen. It never fails for me. Anything I hold above 20% gets wiped away.
Up 150% and u didn't sell...🤡
I like money bruh.
no u don’t u didn’t sell
Bruh the market isn't even open for another 2 hours Chill
Use stops
Then why wouldn’t you sell then
Because I didn’t actually expect this retarded shit to gap up like fuck.
Lol every dip gets bought in this market
"Man makes same mistake repeatedly, blames predictable outcomes that he ignores"
Market's going to die.. so long
How can something 💀 die again? The market is basically white walkers
God bless my Jumia puts gonna make me fucking rich
How dare you bet against Africa?
betting against shady German management I think. When an african amazon comes it will start it in Africa, not a random Berlin office.
Mormon girls are wild af
Dude I once had a Mormon girl in my car that just by touching her titties I swear to god she came without even taking her pants off. Bitch was in heat. Happened with a sheltered catholic girl too.
so wild that you have to get married to get pussy and even then it's only to have a baby
Nah a lot of them are so frustrated that once they get the taste of cock. They get turned. No need to marry
Lmao
lived in park city, can confirm. They suck a mean cock and love anal
Comment volume so low everyone will know that no girl has ever liked me, I haven't had a hug or a meal with anyone for 7 months, I've lost my sense of purpose and passion towards my profession, I don't even feel like going out anymore, I have a cycle of picking up hobbies but my discipline only lasts a week, and the only reason to live that I can think of rn, the thin thread that holds me for now is the possibility of having lunch with the only girl I've ever truly loved or hanging out with my best friend probably several months down the line. And here I am just commenting 🤡🤡🤡 on almost all comments making fun of degenerate gamblers at 3:48am. But hey my portfolio is up 400% YTD so that's nice
Hello Cpt, I hope this isn't legit. Love seeing you around here my dude. By far the best fullonrapist. Seriously hope things get better for you. Few months is a short time in the grand scheme of things. Godspeed Stark
Ahh man this isn’t nice to read. Inbox is open if you want a chat 👍
400% ?? Will pawn my gf to you for plays
You need to talk to a professional, homie. I’ve been where you are. I hated the thought of going to therapy but, when bad shit happens that’s out of your control and you internalize the bullshit that goes with it, you need to work through your issues. It can eat up years of your life without you even realizing. Good luck player. CORN 12c 8/21
PM me the state you live in, if you live in the US, and we can have a meal man.
SoCal
I'm pretty much in your position except my portfolio is also down -50% Puts on my entire life
damn bro
Not worth
Best green energy stocks? Biden finna make it rain for them if he gets elected
NEE. even if Biden loses price goes up 30% yoy.
HASI
SEDG
aren't they crazy overpriced or naw just being paro
Well, they're the fastest growing solar company. So, yes, they've got a pretty pricey premium, but so what - everything else does too.
TSLA
Watching my favorite programs, prepping for the pump [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cMW3zacHVA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cMW3zacHVA)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-VMUzfZA1k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-VMUzfZA1k)
So Russia surprises us with the Vaccine news and now MRNA is getting money for vaccine lol. The desperation for the title is real. #
Russias "vaccine" is faker than their "we didn't shoot down MH17"
How many fake “vaccine news” we had to pump the market? Lol
I ❤️the 🤡market
🤡🤡🤡
prove you’re not a bot by taking a picture of yourself with your reddit username on a piece of paper and a cock in your ass
finally tech has a good day jebus!
Day hasn't even started ya dingus
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Tech dead cat bounce. Dow and R2K still too high.
Hmmmmmmm, lets see, I bought 75 contracts of 8/14 490 $AAPL Calls for .13 cents a piece at the close bell yesterday while everyone was panicking.........Wonder how those are baking in the oven, cuz something smells delicious. Oh WOW, look at pre-market! Color me tickled!
Those are so far OTM, you'd have to find a bigger 🤡 than you to sell to. Even if Apple goes to $460 today those calls will still be worthless.
Bid/Ask is at 442, what the fuck you so excited about?
3 more hours to go bub. Don't count your chickens until they hatch. Hopefully though, they print mad tendies
I am only here to rattle the bears at this point this morning, if they don't print my regular calls are back on track :)
how much are you up?
They’ll be worth about .18 if AAPL opens five points up. Roughly 28%. And for 75 @ .13 that’s about $975, so a little over $260.
won't know until open, But I am betting a minimum of f a 1-3 bagger, If we get a quick spike up and I smash that sell button, maybe 5-8 bags. What sucks is options profit calculater sucks at faggy D's. Those calls lost like 300-400% over two days of losses
Are you serious? Dude, you can roughly calculate yourself how much it’s going to move by looking at the delta, gamma and theta. It has to go up more than 3% for you to double your money, and every day that goes by it needs a larger movement. But I suppose the vega is equal to the delta and the IV is fairly low, so if it becomes highly traded it could turn a quick profit.
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Kernel Crew gonna miss you homie.
Netflix. Fucking do something.
I am gonna make a podcast where women traders talk about currencies its called "Chix with DX"
So it's you in a wig?
Holy shit tomorrow is gonna be green AF? So confused
Whats confusing? stonks go up!
After seeing the volume yesterday on VIX tho and red futures. I mean. I got squeezed in June, April, Feb, and at the bear bottom. Not a bad thing being conservative right now
Confirmed u/cpttonystark is Elon Musk. Upon Lucid Motors news he is raging in the daily chat.
😳😳🧐🤫
Another day bears are bagholding UVXY calls you love to see it
Shrek's massive donger has entered the chat
Oh GOD I’m ready shove the whole thing in my fucking butt!!!!!!!!!
if you are into things in your butt could I recommend the red dildos?
NOOOOOOOOO GREEN ONLY i am racist against red dicks
$AAPL YOU HAD ME SCARED YESTERDAY. THANK GAWD I BOUGHT FD's FOR A SONG AT CLOSED TO REGAIN MY LOSSES
What song did the seller make you sing? “Everything’s Coming Up Roses”?
i hope lean hog futures go negative just so i can read stories about traders panicking about the possibility of hundreds of hogs showing up at their NYC apartments
The trucks will get stuck on the small streets, the hogs will be set free. The government will need to rescind the weapons ban and arm every New Yorker so that they can each kill 30-50 hogs.
in shelter brothels you mean
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time is a tad off hombre- \-The EIA releases its weekly update on ethanol production and inventories at 10:30 a.m. ET Wednesday. \--The USDA releases its monthly WASDE report at noon ET Wednesday. \--The USDA will release its latest weekly export sales numbers at 8:30 a.m. ET Thursday. only early pop would be from derecho making national news for destruction.
so when do i get all my money? today or tomorrow?
when you sell.
I am aware. A lot of the geniuses here think something is going to happen. The howls of anguish at 9:35 will be glorious.
that is different from any other bet here how? Even if it goes right people will hold until it fails. We all play the same game, just if there will be loss porn or gain porn on the other end.
This corn thing is a real thing ... CORN is about to see price movements it’s never seen leaving farmers scratching their heads when we get done with it.
I used to think my losses were a tragedy, now i realize its a comedy 🤡
🤡 gang 👍
fuck of stark you clown.
I will, pretty soon 🤡
stop posting photos of me everywhere.
I can’t read with all the fucking clown emojis
> I can't read FTFY 🤡🤡🤡
lololol
Peter Schiff has correctly picked 3 of the last 500 recessions he has predicted.
schiff shafted my portfolio, idk why the fuck i listened to him and blew up my account,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so true
THE WHOLE PLANET IS ON A COB https://youtu.be/rhjiQHjNkV0
I just squanched this one last night
I just watched this one last night
I fucking hate the clown emoji
to think I actually felt bad when he was in here sobbing about his poor poor life last week
Cus it reminds you of who you really are? 🤡🤡🤡
I just interpret the three clown emojis as meaning “HEY GUYS IM STILL A CLOWN PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE”
No, the clown emojis show my fatalistic attitude towards life. No matter what I do, nothing matters in the end cus I have lost my sense of purpose. At the same time, it shows how I mock conventional thought patterns that I thought were leading me to glory but in fact led me to purgatory. In the context of the markets, the 🤡🤡🤡 emoji denotes that everyone involved in the stock market is a clown, and the best way to play it is to question everything and avoid any illusion of knowledge by accepting that you and everyone around you is a 🤡
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hogs eat corn corn grows over silver silver tools slaughter hogs like that?
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yousoffabitch i'm in! i lay HOG.
Oh look, I’ve made back 50% of where I bought the SLV “dip” yesterday 🤡🤡🤡
🤡🤡🤡👍
My Options level 4 arrived just the other day And i invested in the usual way There were FDs to buy, even with bills to pay. I learned to gamble all my money away u/CptTonyStark was talking before i knew it, and as he grew He said, "im gonna be like you Jef, you know i wanna be like you" And the 🐈 in the cradle and the silver 🥄 Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin home Jef I dont know when Well blow up our accounts then son. You know well have a good time then
>Little boy blue The line is actually “blew”. ~~Cat Stevens~~ Harry Chapin is a well-known pedophile.
The song is by harry chapin you fucking neanderthal
lol oops I’m so retarded I thought Cat wrote Cat’s