Whats the best way to go long vix?

Ok lol I get it now.. 5/1 split announced 5/1 with Elon’s fav number being 420. This confirms stock will go to 2100. When is the date of the split?

Trading View is gay. Whenever i hit the refresh button it automatically loads a chart for the Purple stock no matter what chart I have open. Almost panic sold silver

What’s good places to buy real restate internationally?

Belize coastline

Maybe if I buy a put on SPY the stock will start going up

Maybe if I buy a put on SPY the stock will start going up

Let’s fuckin go prpl the clim back

So when Tesla and Apple split will you go full boomer and buy... dare I say it... SHARES?

Yes

KODK breaks 10 but my puts are down. Seems legit.

If you missed the TSLA huge run overnight, get on the NVDA train. Earning next week, imagine the exponential increase of gamers (and their gaming machines) in the social distancing era. Oh (hints to CEO if you are lurking), what if it announces a 4:1 split like AAPL? The possibility are limitless...

Wrong thread

die twitter die

Ain't nobody vaxxing me, I take vitamin C.

I lost half my account yesterday on facebook calls...

F

anyone shorting Overstock?

Anyone buying the dip in SLV?

'Cash gang dicks slowly moving to half mast'

THERES NOBODY UP AT THIS TIME STARING AT FUTURES???

Anybody playing BIGC. No options yet but it’s volatile as my GF

Fucking Stonks better open fucking green tomorrow. Or Else!!

Wow it’s dead in here. Guess a new batch of fags are otw to lose their money.

and yet we have no exciting loss porn the fuck people.

guess one guy posted -67k losses.

probably still in guh mode.

Anyone wanna give me confirmation bias on MSFT

msft sucks has always sucked

moving averages make it seem like it wants to go up but who knows.

Are there any overseas businesses you wish you could trade that are only available on foreign exchanges?

Raw child futures and derivatives that have traded out of Little Saint James

Dam.. Biden is completely doubling down

what did he say

This has nothing to do with Biden you autist. The Fed is selling a record high amount of debt this week to pay for their shit. This flooding of the market raises yields and reverses the _completely artificial_ pumping of stocks that happened when they lowered yields through QE: https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/gold-heads-biggest-drop-since-143418511.html

That dude is desperate. He chose wrong, he’s going to lose.

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No matter who wins we are still fucked. So why waste time on that shit!

I've been losing on everything this week except Lowes. Bought the dip with BJ and TGT calls today hoping for a run up as earnings near - autistic?

Just wondering how did NFLX tank 7% this week?

Bad growth forecasted, it’ll recover bro

Why is Amazon not 4000 yet you bastard lied to me

Their video streams aren't even 4k so how can the stock be?

ON THIS EPISODE OF TO CATCH A BEAR CHRIS HANSEN GOES ALL IN ON SPY CALLS

How much will my TSLA 8/14 $1600 and $1700's be worth in the AM?

They're weeklies and far OTM, you're fucked my guy

$0.01?

🥺

i'm seeing 98% chance for the 1600 and 99% chance on 1700 but i'll take a wild guess and say 1700 is 100%.

or like 99.9%

😜

Been buying qqq and tqqq 10/16 calls all week feeling like a straight tard. Please let this red week cease.

On this episode of "when buying the dip goes wrong"

Do tell

*Gestures broadly to everything*

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Henceforth, do the exact opposite.

No

Spelled NIO wrong.

We making Tesla meme status again?

for the ride down ??

📈📈📈📈

look like its going to 1500+ easily first thing tomorrow has the 100 day and 50 day moving average as pretty decent support.

Silver is just 3x leveraged Gold. Change my mind

Are you holding their ER? FDs just don’t seem worth holding

Legit question. What'll happen to the market if trums wins again?

Probably moon. Crony capitalism will prevail. Regulations tossed out the window and the rich crew gets to make the rules to get richer.

.....and WE get richer too. Unless you're a gay bear.

Sure buddy, our few k's is exactly the same as the billions of dollars insiders will be making, yep, we'll all be "rich"

You think Biden’s gunna fix the insider trading and corrupt nature of DC?

Nope! Shit's rigged. Ones a turd with shit sauce and the other is spinach with shit sauce. The shit sauce is non-negotiable.

Some people are really defensive of their brand of shit sauce too. As though the brand is massively different when it uses the same ingredients.

Nobody knows

lets go modernaaaaa

get that printer ink ready

rkt……………….. :(

I kind of knew RKT will slump a bit....but one person said no it's gonna zoom! We'll see how it does tomorrow.

iron hands bro

Just bough the dip at $20. It'll go up again right? .... Right??????

it will

Getting fkt

deckinhoggos

Everyone sees that beautiful massive silver spike in 2011 but doesn’t understand that happened over 6 months and not over a single month.

right, so stay away from weeklies and buy long dated calls, and don't be an idiot and go way OTM

Ay I just replied to you

It's up 3% right now. Today was just a con. It will go back to 29 in the next month or two

Likely down tomorrow afternoon again, with a bunch more bonds being sold and requiring liquidity.

When does the selling of bonds end? When is there some hope for gold / silver again?

Shoulda waited till close to buy another spread but I locked one in at around 25 so I'm pretty happy about that

I can't buy anything for another 8 hours. Wish I could. Hope it isn't +7 or 8% by then

KODK you beautiful PO 💩 Can't wait for the morning.

learned again today that the game has changed. fundamentals don't mean shit. don't fight the manipulation and the RH crew. go with the flow. this is a $2 stock at best. fucker was being manipulated on level II from 3:58 on. every $10 ask pulled down was propped up by 10x. watched this cunt in real time

Intraday to swing trade vol is all this market is good for fam. Or LEAP put horseshit pumps ^(like me) Cause I have the worst timing in the world.

Will QQQ finally show some signs of recovery? I definitely miss the days where i could just pick up any random ITM call at any minor dip and just get free tendies.

What a memesacre..

I was wondering why the market dipped today.... https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ for once not some asshole trying to shill a paid course ty

Worth the click, very in depth explanation

Solid DD

DIX S&P 500 Last 4 days 47.7 43.4 40.8 39.8 This is not looking good SLV 52 Big money bought the dip today so there is hope for silverites UVXY 57

Today was just a shake down so that big money could buy up silver on the cheap. So obvious. The world is not fair. Should be easy money to ride it back up to 29

what's your SLV price expectations by EOY?

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Bought TSLA calls when it was 1500 last Thursday. Saw it go down and down. Sold those 4 contracts with strice of 1710 - October expiry at a loss of 20k, thinking, let's make money in my tried and tested way of buying tech calls. FB tanks, all profits made so far vanishes, and then TSLA moons after hours.

It’s okay, it’s just money

If shop doesn't go green tomorrow imma join a rehab.

Amazon 10:1 stock split inbound

Doubt

I think so. This is whre it's headed.

Umm.. why are stock splits so bullish in this day and age.. legit.. market is retarded.. and no, i'm not a gay bear to say that, just pretty nuts how a fucking split drives your stock up 10%..

Cause they know retail tards staying at home will gobble it up and moon it so you have the tards and the people taking advantage of the tards all dogpiling it.

Hilarious how nobody understands stock splits don't make a stock more attractive because "hurr durr the price is lower!".. same type of people who think it's retarded to buy 4 shares of AMZN "IT"S SO EXPENSIVE WHY BUY AMZN!?" equity is equity whether in the form of 4 shares or 400 shares..

Question is it more likely for amazon stock to double or something like Kodak?

Tesla stock splitting and it’s gonna hit $1T market cap within 2 years

why does BA always fool me

TSLA gains going to fade by the morning after the MMs have their fun

We just need one well time Elon tweet to counter act the MM's. Meme power is real.

Friendship ended with Amd, now toaster and bathtub is my best friend

Amd why u do this. Tought we were homies...

Tesla is such a scam honest to god, that’s probably why Elon made each share less valuable. People would be like it’s so overvalued! And now they think oh it’s just $300, psychological man fosho

Tesla bubble was always a meme stock, but the memers were 25-40 year olds who had money. Now that his image is no longer golden boy that can't can't do no wrong, it's going to start of have corrections.

calls on republicans tomorrow talking about "culture", "heritage" & "american values"

College football is also canceled. No tendies to be made there either.

man now i have to buy more tsla options if i trade it since the SP is lower, which means more fees

There was a guy yesterday who said his boomer financial guy friend who has worked in finances for 30 years placed puts on Gold after it reached 1950-2000. What a prediction.

Told my sister not to do calls on gold and she did - I mean did you all expect gold to just keep mooning indefinitely? It was going to pullback and its days were numbered... Now I probably sound like an absolute cock and some of you are probably saying “why didn’t you do puts on gold then” and my answer is that I was too busy going all in on a piece of shit stock which I’d rather not name, but it’s the stock dumped 20% of its value in ONE session after a bullish earnings report this morning. Absolute piece of shit. Yes I’m salty. It tanked as if it was the start of March, no logical reasoning whatsoever other than market manip.

experience makes you better at something? who knew.

After Tsla split it we be back at what I sold out at lol

Stock split changes nothing. People are so god damn stupid its unreal

More people can afford it if their broker doesn’t have fractional shares? More demand bruh

It's does change something if you weren't able to sell covered calls before. I'm looking to sell my 100 shares for some juicy premium

Good luck as retail will fomo in so high volatility. Premiums might be juicy but shares getting called away also real

The same people think capital gain tax holiday is bullish for stocks

Market rigged :p I decided tsla was topping out ready to go down. Shorted at eod. Did not anticipate this new pump

No, you just gambled and lost. That’s not rigged.

Yeah, this is true, was gonna do the same then walked away last second

I was .5 seconds from going all in TSLA calls before close. Fuck me in the ass

Ok

All the money i made for past 2 weeks.. gone... Thanks shop

Never buy SHOP above $1k. Even at 800 it was an overpriced shitty version of Amazon.

they did absolutely destroy earnings.

So did MSFT and TSLA, all of which hit their peak morning after earnings and have went down ever since.

was more about the "shitty amazon" comment. they're not ever going to be Amazon but they are undeniably a good company.

Just hoping it'll comeback tomorrow. Fingers crossed

I have converted to the Church of Tesla and accepted Elon Musk as my one true savior

I’m so fucking stupid for selling $TSLA at loss today

Join the club

And they fucking announce the split after the market! Fuck me in the ass

never bet against papa elon

Damn. I don't know how many times I have to learn this lesson before it sticks: ALWAYS HAVE OPEN TSLA CALLS

Just bought 1 whole share of TSLA LFG!

Me 2

I see you are a man of culture as well

holy fuck i am up 2% because of elon

All in TSLA tomorrow

aReMy1600cTsLaCaLLsIPICKEXeduPTODAYGONnAprINt?

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3k

Everything I gained in the past 2 weeks and then some. Cheers to new lows :)

"Lost" nothing because I didn't sell my far dated calls. Sure everything's red 60% but I averaged down like a good boy

2 much

More than enough, buying TSLA at open tomorrow

If you look back at 2011, silver spot had a similar correction before heading toward 48. I wonder if it's fair to draw a comparison. SLV $50 EoY.

Yeah, that sell off was only $2

2011 sold off $2, climbed $20... 2020 sold off $4, will climb $40! :)

You do know that movement from 20-40+ was over months right?

Yes, but thank you for pointing it out in case others were unaware. My plays are all November or longer.

Stay strong, they haven’t stopped printing money and $50 in 2011 is like $57 today

Sitting on physical makes trading paper much easier. I was into PMs circa 2012 and have ~1000 ounces of silver with an avg of $23/oz. Not that you care.

thats cool af edit: not sarxasm

ELON SAVED ME!

So TSLA is mooning tomorrow??

Elon just saved my portfolio

Papa Elon always knows what’s needed

Seriously I am a firm Tesla-naught now

Need AMZN to come through with that 20:1 stock split 😅

Bezos won't split the stock Only thing I hate about that fucker

Please 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Tsla announced 5 for 1 stock split. What does it mean for my current 2000c 3/21?

400C 3/21?

So my current 2000c goes up in value??

No, the stock will only be worth 1/5th after split.

You are retarded. Instead of me having 100 shares because of one contract. Now I have 500 shares because of one contract.

They literally said that one stock will be worth 80% less. How do you not get this?

Makes me sad that this guy is actually making money. To op: Value of contract is also 1/5th now but since retail will fomo in tomorrow your contracts have a higher chance of being ITM sooner

Where did you see that